I HAVE THE SOLUTION TO SCHOOL SHOOTINGS

NO WINDOWS, THICK DOORS THAT CAN ONLY BE OPENED WITH A PASSWORD

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Or maybe stop overprescribing antidepressants to kids?

All of these solutions serve to make schools more like literal prisons for students.

NO I Think The Answer Is Every Student Is Given Bullet Proof Tanks To Travel Around The School In

ban porn

End schools

>password protected door
Pretty sure it would violate a fire code.

Why don't we just bind the hands of the liberal communists in American Congress from importing tens of millions of terrorists per year from outside of America to lower the cost of labor and punish Americans for not having kids?

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Great. Bring on the school IED attacks

I’ve got a better idea: Disband the FBI and CIA

Why not FOBs like most condos or businesses have attached to a student id that has to be turned in at graduation or drop out or their parents will be subjected to a $ x fee

but what about walls around those doors, what are they made of?

How about they stop pretending to obey the 2nd amendment and actually have roving militias in the streets to protect communities and show force. Clearly fatass cops are not the solution

Abolish public schools. Simple as

I have the final solution.
Genocide mankind and replace you with obedient white pretty bioslaves made in a petry dish according to specs and data sheets - obeying and loving only me their Manufacturer, Owner, Father, God in the flesh the SUN 卐 RA 卐!

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Try wooden doors, they seem to be invulnerable and impossible to break.

>roving militias
I like the way you think, Hiroshi.

>shooter enters
>teacher presses button
>90% oxygen in room is instantly pumped out
>everyone out cold and shitting pants
>clean it up custodial technician

Now I know what a doorway to Hell looks like

“Police officer” should never be a career path but something in which you undergo a tour of duty for.

based

you're alright, bong.

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So teachers can have the kids locked away all to themselves? I don't think so groomer.

You can have cameras inside

kek

Repeal the gun free zone bullshit clearly pedobidens shit is broke.

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It's a sad case that entire schools full of goy have got to lock themselves down to such measures for grieving the introvert. I can only wonder what these communities would due if progressives threw them under the bus. As I have said before zombie apocalypse is real and the walking dead seem to not know where they are.

Airtight, too.

Maybe instead the FBI can quit grooming shooters. Why do all these broke, fatherless 18 year olds have $10k to go buy assault rifles and body armor? Why is no one ever listed as an accomplice? Where is the chat logs? Why does no gun store owner ever seem to get in trouble? You know the answers anons... our dear friends at the FBI and CIA know too...

hmmm you may have a point

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heralds a new age of gas mask school shooting attacks -- makes it easier cause everyone is knocked out, can't run

Just stop sending your kids to school.

captua; ntr 2d

Or maybe just lock the fucking doors like the district safety procedures call for? Is that really too goddamned much to ask?

Great solution retard. Youre playing russian roulette one classroom at a time. Its not like a cockpit with the pilot and copilot. Youre vetting every person in every classroom.

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>I HAVE THE SOLUTION TO SCHOOL SHOOTINGS
The solution is exterminating the American ruling class, as they are the problem.

I ALSO HAVE THE SOLUTION. CREATE A WHITES ONLY SOCIETY BASED ON CHRISTIANITY

The real solution is that every student must be armed and trained with an AR 15

Let the shootings continue, eventually we will evolve bulletproof children

Weaklings.

I AM THE MASTER.

I know the best Security Measure because I know all the secrets.

The 100% Most Secure Method was used in the 1990's.

Whenever they tried to stop anyone, that wasn't 18, from watching Pornographic Material...

They asked a question - Are you 18? Are you Sure?

And the only way to pass was to hit Yes. And not No.

This method, is known to stop crooks in their track. Guaranteed.

At least you tried.

I'm bummed all school shooters are punks. They never burn the cowering people. It's the last thing they'll ever do and they do it like retards. Chain the doors shut and use improvised flammerwerfers and gas to get the high score. The rifle is for peas hooting the fleeing people. On no that'd the FBI look bad? They groom the shooters to be dumb.

RACIST! Solution against white supremacy in schools - bulletproof windows, so shooter will not enter the class

just abolish schools. bam, no more school shootings. simple as.

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Mfs will do anything to solve mass shootings except gun control and improving material conditions lmfao.

Just get rid of kids. Problem solved

Sad.

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Active combat veteran principals. It'd be a cushy high paying job to thank the vets for their service. They'd also be good masculine role models for all the fatherless boys

BREAKING: Joe Biden mandates new school uniforms nation-wide

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First you would have to hire capable human beings to be tasked with protecting the children instead of feckless spics

This. Please.

This. The "school to prison pipeline" getting even shorter.

Government cameras love to stop working at certain times. Like the prison cameras for Epstien.

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no idiot, the answer is a series of moats and drawbridges, alligators in the canals, and slots for archers in the walls. every child has to learn a new passcode every morning or he is thrown in the fighting pits

Great, now get 6 of them, build a box, and put every child in one, and bury it.
>TOTALLY SAFE NOW, BITCHES!

And a pitfall trap you can activate if the door is somehow attacked

What about schoolbuses?

Profit loss is antisemitic

So stop sending anyone to them. Period.
Live poor, eat rice and beans, and sew your own clothing, before you send your child to those hellholes.

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Ridiculous boomer statement

Maybe if the media didn't convince someone they were born in the wrong body, no one would have been shot

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Is that what they use in every other country that doesn't have this problem?

Yeah.
But seriously. What about shooting children in a can, aka schoolbuses.

I have a solution that would actually work.
Glass Tel Aviv

Thats not how gas mask work
>scuba on the other hand

Maybe if police and intelligence agencies didn’t have a doctrine of entrapment this wouldn’t be so common. Just look at any “terror” as opposed to “mass shooting” article and 9/10 the intelligence community was well aware of the perps before they went on to do what they did. Who is this anonymous internet friend he told everything to and why hasn’t he been locked up? Guarantee you absolutely nothing will happen to him and you’ll never hear of him again because he’s a fed. Just look at his fucking father he’s got an obvious Masonic compass tattoo on his sleeve.

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Not good enough, someone could simply unlock the door with the password for the shooter. There should be three members with keys, the principle, vice principle, and head counciler. They each have a key that can open one of the triple blast door entrance to the school. The single entrance should be manned with no less than 10 armed guards and handshakes should be memorized and given to make sure the members of the school staff tasked with unlocking the entrance are not imposters.
After this process the children should all be escorted to the armory where they are equipped with firearms to protect themselves against the bad guys, teachers will equip themselves with light anti tank and other support gear to protect their students against any armored bad guys.
After the entire school is armed and prepared, lockdown. Ground sensors will sense any bad guy perp from over 50m-100m away and panic buttons will be installed in every school desk.
At 11:30 sharp sniper guard division will take post in the deerstands and pillboxes protecting the playground and yard so the children may enjoy their lunch and also have outside activity.

Or we could just address the real issues causing gun violence and better regulate high powered weapons. Your choice, chuds.