What's going on there?

what's going on there?

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Good bbq

my neighbor is polish and he's 4 foot tall and and thinks he's hot shit and never leaves his house

aside from that, fuck off, we're full

Really cool lake/river system and terrain

niggers raping mutts

>never leaves his house.
He sounds pretty cool to be honest

methamphetamine and tornados.

despite this every missourian i've met outside the state were excellent individuals and prime american stock.

he's a retired firefighter and if I burn brush he gets a whiff of the smoke in his house and drives by mine seeing what's on fire

Lol, no.

Lake/rivers are all completely contammed with roundup and the limestone bottoms of most lakes means it leeches too many nutrients in the water, making every lake/slow moving stream or creek filthy breeding grounds.
T.Missourian
Move somewhere mountainous, KY, or Idaho.
Add on the cliff sized number of niggers that flood the state and you've got a real fucking boring place to live.

and what about these?

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the worst weather in north america, bar none
shitty beer selection 6 days a week
horrible traffic, insane commutes
did i mention the weather is ass?

they do have fireflies though, so there's that.

Barbecue and oxycodone

Your mother's getting railed by a BBC

you diggin south county

i live in the highest concentration of farmers in missouri, if you see a nigger out here you damn near call the cops

Iowans calling it Missouruh.

who would be mad enough to shit this out

Nigger crime in St. Louis and Kansas city.
Columbia also has niggers.
The rest is blue collar rednecks and farming.
Also we have great gun laws, no permit required to conceal and carry

And you can get hard liquor off the shelf at any fas station. Also: sorority girls from St Louis once pulled up to me in a limousine and asked me for directions but I wasn't able to help them, so one of them called me a nigger as they rolled the window up. I am white.

Branson is nice

Is Poplar Bluff a nice place to live?

No, you're not full, I checked.