/jdt. - JURY DUTY V edition

this is DAY 5 of WEEK SIX
(Day 24)

After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we've finally reached the end
Closing arguments are going to be given TODAY, in the morning
and then?

We wait for the jury
An amusing anecdote I found online last night mentioned that jury deliberations can take "anywhere in-between 6 minutes and 18 days"
The verdict could be delivered by tonight, it could be next week

The jury is deciding now

Livestream source
youtube.com/watch?v=vjCWuESRvN8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=V7lsbsn2V5

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youtube.com/watch?v=n9qeJskx6r0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

youtu.be/uM0Cx4q4QPQ

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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>reposting Dutch user's post

>New jigsaw 500+ pieces
>No preview
jigex.com/rT6SN

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What's the chances for a verdict today? I'd love a hung jury, this production has been great - one of the best Clownworld productions in decades.

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DOGS TESTIMONY
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1653684075842.webm

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hello

Very little chance for a verdict today. Tuesday might be the day.

Smol robopussy edition
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SNEED

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o i am laffin

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THE WITNESSES? SKINWALKERS. THE POLICE? SKINWALKERS. THE LAWYERS? SKINWALKERS. THE JURY? SKINWALKERS.

DEPP'S SHADOW CABAL HAS NO LIMITS

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Based Chew and Rottenborn being friendly.

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Hello. How's your tree?

Depends on if there are some ultra simps in the jury. If there are none, they will probably be done today, otherwise it's next Tuesday

It's 5 pm local. Doubtful they'll go on much longer given the holiday weekend unless they're already decided and just doing the paperwork now.

qrd on image?

>Chew enters the fight

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what did she mean by this?

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I think they go home now

Can a jury member say something like Amber owes Johnny compensation but not quite $50 million?hopgp

BREAKING: Rumors say that Elaine came out of the bathroom crying

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shitposting aside, are there actually any anons here that side with amber?

>not pictured: Elaine

city slicker, huh?

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Depends on how retarded Juror #3 is

did amber beat her?

>fires a turd over the cliff

...followed by Amber

In closing Chew literally told them to give them 0$ because they don't care about the money

yeah it does look like shes trying to get a power dump going with the way shes pushing on her stomach

can she knock out Any Forums with kung fu?

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They decide how much the damages are too. If Johnny gets but 1 cent, he's won.

Judge said they have to stay late tonight (but no dinner) if they are not decided.

Rottenborn still gets paid more than most make in years for this.

people actually give a shit about this?

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They can make Amber pay whatever they want but if they go too high it will be overturned

Is this where she hit her trainer's hand and cheered?

Honestly, Elaine sounds kind of schizophrenic

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You made a fool of me...
But them broken dreams have got to end...

doo doo do do do..

youtube.com/watch?v=n9qeJskx6r0

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The initial asks are more like guidelines.

Rottenborn: I did what I could with this cunt.

Chew: I wouldn't do it better, shtarker.

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I saw some user on Any Forums say that if depp was to lose all the 7 jurors would have to agree to that. There is no way this happens give how pro depp most jurors apprantely are. Either a hung jury or he wins then?

No way. I have a strong tickling technic.

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Is this the "TWO BLACK GUYS" Camille was talking about during the trial?

Checked, let's go boys

Fuck off to your ukraine normie containment thread.

I hope they make Amber pay 7 million and 1 dollars

bitch has to ruin everything

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why does she look fucking different in every production shes been in?? Maybe SHE is the skinwalker.

Non whites and women shouldn't be allowed to be in a jury in a case involving a white man.

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Unlikely to be done today, regardless of how they rule.

They have six weeks worth of evidence and testimony to review for two claims (Johnny's lawsuit and Amber's lawsuit). The general average for deliberation is roughly one hour per day spent on court, so we're likely looking at 30+ hours of jury deliberation here.

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now I know why she had that feminist psychiatrist as her "expert"

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yeah I thought it was a "jury of your peers", what the hell happened

She was fully out of her depth and outgunned by her far younger and cognitively capable colleagues.

The Marcia Clark of our generation, but with somehow even worse style and less likeability.

GOLD DIGGIN, LOW LEVEL, DIME A DOZEN, MUSHY, POINTLESS, DANGLING, OVER USED, FLAPPY FISH MARKET, WASTE OF A CUM GUZZLER, I HOPE KARMA TAKES THE GIFT OF BREATH FROM YOU.

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So how does The Umbrella Man tie into Johnny's Shadow Cabal? I mean considering his power he obviously created the Skinwalkers Johnny uses to replace everyone that likes Amber Heard, but does Depp control the Umbrella Man or is he and his entire cabal just another plaything of The Umbrella Man?

There going back in the court room
There going back in the court room
There going back in the court room
There going back in the court room

BROS, ITS HAPPENING. FUCKING VERDICT INCOMING.

COURTHOUSE BEING LOCKED!!!!
PEOPLE GOING BACK IN!!!

based

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I don't have a tree

They're probably ending for the day.

No verdict. They are packing it up for the holiday.

she was wearing something like that in the courtroom too
chuckled

glad nobody gave me a hard time about making a typo in the /jdt/ title
that was my bad

sry kek

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We can add more condescending glasses wearing folks to this gallery

proof??

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If is a verdict Johnny looses.

Woops. Forgot to check your trips, baker.

its okay King OP, you did great today.

I wish we could know more about how jury selection went down.
Could Johnny's team have picked asian men on purpose? chinks are obsessed with pirates franchise aren't they

This.

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i didn't know people from virginia were a bunch of pussies

>The general average for deliberation
This is not a normal case so averages don't work here. There's a decent chance they come out with a verdict today and if it's not today it's on Tuesday. There's fuck all point in reviewing evidence in this case

the archives are bottled now

Ian runkle on rekieta stream.
He's at courthouse

She looks so elegant here...What a shame she is so repulsive, inside.
This dumb bitch could have been something positive. Glamorous and inspiring. And she decided to be a harpy...What a waste

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thank you
it was a big day

Sebag? More like Seahag.

The jury is probably headed home for the weekend. They want dinner and a break.
No chance, $1 verdict in favor of Johnny if it is.

You should know this, it's common knowledge

Sir, she's mentally ill. There was never a hope for her.

thank you bong.

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Law and Crime network reporter said that Heather Locklear will be playing Sharon Curry in the movie of this case.

Are people going back into the courtroom? I haven't been watching for hours.

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So I Googled Ambers ancestry and it came up the page with her family tree. Her paternal grandfather was a Harlin Clinton Heard. Obviously interesting name...nice masonic gravestone....and a jewish wife.

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