▶WARNING Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads. >By posting in these threads, you recognize Israel controls the NATO Council and you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition
▶Latest >DPR claims the liberation of Liman >Vladimir Zelensky's parents received Israeli citizenship, SAS bodyguards >US tries to force Russian foreign sovereign debt artificial default by refusing to accept repayments of it >Ukraine officially confirms the loss of Svetlodarsk >Ukrainian government proposes Bill 7351, which would allow officers to use lethal force on soldiers disobeying orders or abandoning their posts >City of Liman is being stormed by Russian troops >Mariupol arc is over >Putin posthumously awards Motorola the Order of Courage >RU MoD: Azovstal now under complete Russian control >Commander of the 36th Marines Battalion, Sergey Volyna, surrenders to Russia >Zelensky confirms kalibration of AFU training center in Desna, 300 dead >Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership >Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR >Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR >Russia cuts off electricity to Finland >Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu >5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk >US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
Not at the moment, but they are "tactically withdrawing and concentrating" in the line of fire of Russian arty, so unless they surrenDERP they will "tactically withdraw" to where Bandera is now
The treacherous Russian guns have been clogged with the heroic bodies of Ukranian martyrs. Arestovich says the orcish kill-limit will be reached soon, and then the counter offensive will begin.
Leo Ross
>hungry >only thing in is a Pot Noodle >/chug/ rinsed me the other day for eating one
I rang up Russian embassy and asked whether i can join the Russian army and they said if i can't speak Russian then it would be very difficult and turned me down.
(This was 3 weeks ago)
This morning i got a knock on the door and 2 policemen ask me why I've been talking to the Russian embassy and why do i like Russian groups on Facebook.
I want a WOMAN to sit her PLUMP ASS on my face so goddamn bad, bros.
Jaxon Harris
>This morning i got a knock on the door and 2 policemen ask me why I've been talking to the Russian embassy and why do i like Russian groups on Facebook. kek now you can request political asylum
Michael Thompson
Oi m8 where's your vatnick license
Blake Richardson
Savor this one as your last one :3 it is the weekend desu
>niconico douga doesn't work without VPN I hate these island motherfuckers
Cameron Gonzalez
>he has to call the Russian embassy to get under surveillance I found myself under surveillance just for posting edgy jokes here. I'm not even kidding.
Nathan Wright
>posting adequately sized breasts to counter the previous thread dominated by flat. I second this motion.
AHEM! FUCK COMMUNIST CHINA! FUCK ISRAEL! AND FUCK UKRAINE! this war was Orchestrated by kikes and commies to distract from the real enemy, communist China. Who the fuck gives a shit about Ukraine? They're just off brand Russians.
Tell the cops you run a child grooming gang who sells child prostitutes to elites. You'll never hear from them again.
Ethan Walker
Are they recruiting again? They accepted anybody back when they first declared independence but afterwards they only took in people with military experience.
Dylan Reed
Why are you pulling out T55's LMAO. Wasn't Russia winning?
Holy shit Lichtenstein user! I was worried about you after you stopped hanging out in the trucker convoys! I hope you are feeling well, very based as usual. If I ever rent your country I'll have to make you the minister of defense.
it was the most baffling thing that's ever happened to me.. I was just shocked. I asked them, why is it a problem? And they were acting like they were just coming to my house to check if I'm okay.. I was pissed off and asked them if it was illegal to like Russians and they fucked off.
So clearly someone on Facebook reported me because i support Russia and the police came to intimidate me?
Michael Reed
Seems like Russia forced Ukraine into launching the offensive early. They might have taken a town, but it's still unconfirmed.
Samuel Taylor
If that's true you can request political asylum in Russia and you'll probably get allowed as a propaganda mean that all pro-Russian westerners are getting prosecuted and Russia is saving them.
Guys I have read on some meme Romanian news web site that one of the leaders of the Russian military force is a guy that is into Japanese culture and anime. They said that he speaks japanese and had a castle built for himself in traditional Japanese style. Is that true? Is there a chance that /chug/ has been shitposting and posting cunny together with Russian high command on 4chins?
Tell us about whats going on in Kharkiv hohol diasporoid. Please whats up with the positions you "counter attacked " ? Also tell us about the situation in Severodonetsk...
Lincoln Brooks
Canadian Baker user with the MEGA folder, can you share the link to the new folder please? (If you're still here...)
In May last year, Zhirinovsky said that Ukraine would cease to exist in March 2024, and Zelensky would become its last president. The video was published on the YouTube channel "LDPR-TV".
“I look forward to success in March 2024. There will be no Ukraine, no Zelenskys, no one will humiliate us, there will be the Kyiv province, Zhytomyr, Donetsk, Kherson, Kharkov, as it was under the tsar, ”Zhirinovsky said then.
whenever i use my phone i automatically assume i am speaking to someone and a glowie
Gavin Morgan
>So clearly someone on Facebook reported me because i support Russia and the police came to intimidate me? We've had incidences where Canadian police does this to trucker donators It is an intimidation tactic; keep you in the know that they are watching
Chase Torres
Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im Liechtenstein bewaffnete Kräfte. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Liechtenstein und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge.
Liberal democracies show their true faces yet again. At least you're not in Czech Republic or Slovakia. They really did make it illegal to support Russians.
Jack Baker
Welcome to the list fren. Its funny that that happens over there, and you are supposed to be the origin of the modern liberal democracy, at least that's how you represent yourselves.
Well, it is your fault for not acquiring the license necessary to speak with a foreign embassy bong. MI6 might be lurking here and you were on their radar.
Poroshenko is trying to escape from Ukraine to Poland, now at the checkpoint, according to the Ukrainian border service Before that, the arrested Medvedchuk testified against the ex-president of Ukraine and an investigation began. The politician announced Poroshenko's involvement in the purchase of coal from the LPR and the DPR and the withdrawal of the oil pipeline to private ownership.
Theres no proof that is even in Ukraine or Current Year or T-55 from what we can see.
Liam Sanchez
Feels good to be winning. Ukrainian frontline is crumbling like British teeth, and the losses are starting to sink in. Some delicious salt is to be collected in the commentaries tonight.
I was sarcastic. They have certain codes to identify themselves.
Colton Allen
God I wish that was me ToT
Carson Smith
>In Ukrainian. I'm used to it, but now I'll get used to Russian. The sad part is that Putin announced that Ukrainians can keep their language and that education in captured territories will go on in the Native language of the people there
that one's from a fat German who would post a pic of a knitted buhanka hung from a string from his fat fingers he spammed it for a day, but once the fatty comments rolled in, he never posted it again
Would a Russian spy be talking shit about zelensky on Facebook lmao? i think the police just got butthurt after reading my Facebook and came to intimidate me those fucking losers.
Sounds like somebody you know in real life reported you.
Jason Garcia
So is it even illegal to buy coal from rebel areas? I would imagine he didn't do it as president(because I remember all his warmongering back then) but after presidency.
Lincoln Carter
>jewpedo
Mason Mitchell
I had Kraft Dinner for lunch but not even I would consume Pot Noodle. Just those 2 things separately.
If I were to guess, probably education would go the route of national republics here in Russia. One subject called "Homeland language" for learning local languages and all other subject would be taught in Russian.
Then why the fuck do the Westerners claim you are a dictatorship? Ukraine literally banned Russian and Hungarian, thousands of Hungarians fled and the DNR boys were literally murdered
Jeremiah Lopez
>why is government concerned about me when I try joining a hostile foreign military??? a real mystery
