/jdt/ - JURY DUTY IV edition

this is DAY 5 of WEEK SIX
(Day 24)

After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we've finally reached the end
Closing arguments are going to be given TODAY, in the morning
and then?

We wait for the jury
An amusing anecdote I found online last night mentioned that jury deliberations can take "anywhere in-between 6 minutes and 18 days"
The verdict could be delivered by tonight, it could be next week

The jury is deciding now

Livestream source
youtube.com/watch?v=vjCWuESRvN8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=V7lsbsn2V5

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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AMBER TURD IS EXTREMELY PRETTY BUT HER COLON IS DISEASED AND STINKY

Easy win for team Heard, despite Elaine's best efforts.

I can fix her

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Elainesisters... we did it! Our queen was great!

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>reposting Dutch user's post

>New jigsaw 500+ pieces
>No preview
jigex.com/rT6SN

>picrel completed 555+ piece (previous)

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what books JD reads/? i want to have dark sense of humor too

>I can fix her
they fixed her

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BOO
DID NOT
POO

#JusticeforBoo

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>what books?
only shitposts from the finest boards on Any Forums

2nd post is so brain-dead

"I CAN FIX HER" POWER RANKINGS
>1. Amber's Sister
>2. Elaine
>POWER GAP
>9999. Amber

I hope someone makes a schizo edit with the wacky doc and elaine and whoever else sperging out

Is Elaine actually fixable? What, if any proof do you have?

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Was just about to repost it. we're going at a steady pace though

So did Turd really kill Boo?
I heard that she gave Boo to her dad or something and it died?

hehehe

Imagine you see Amber sitting on your bed, and she tells you that she really needs to shit, and if you try and move her she'll let it out. She tells you that if you want to save your sheets, you need to lie down, and give her a rimjob, right now. WWYD?

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I kneel

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I-is that.... a.... MANUAL????? AIIIIEEEEEEEE MY ONLY WEAKNESS

>if you lose an objection you win!

She Patrick Bateman'd the dog.

4/10 10/10 who?/10
6.5/10 9/10
6/10 7.5/10(autismfu) 8/10(jewfu)

Early bird gets the anons.
And yeah, we should be fine

Shhh... the cute jew is sleeping!

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She didn't kill boo. Super saiyan bitch 3 wasn't strong enough.

Bro, go outside for a little bit

"Normal" to them means fully retarded with alzheimers.
It's amazing they know how to use r*ddit at all

>ywn pet her hair while she snoozes

If anything this trial has tought me that having thin or even no lips, makes a woman really unattractivve.
Someone post pictures of Whitney Heard and Dr. Hughes. They are grotesquely unattractive because of that.

Crazy how a dog that small can shit out human sized logs.

holy shit. elaine's nudes leaked on discord.

I mean, maybe Boo really did take that shit. She literally squeezed it out of him and the poor lad coraked

Only retirement can fix Elaine.

When is the veredict?

I tell her to shit on the bed and then wrap up the bedsheets with her and her shit and take out the trash.

AMBUR STOB SHIDDING THE BED :-DDDD

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>Elaine has depp team shaking
Fucking lol, the delusion.
Vaxbrain Elaine is the only one shaking with seething rage for Johnny depp during her incoherent rant.

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splendid

so what happens now? do I need to have the law$crime stream up 24/7 to find out the verdict?
how does it work anyways, are they deliberating until 5:30 pm and if they don't reach a verdict they start tomorrow 9 am again?

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Whitney heard looks like sloth from goonies

Absolutely mingin

Is he tearing down and rebuilding Scamber?

When the jury finishes deliberating, possibly the next day for it to be delivered in court.

Today(Highly unlikely)
Tuesday(Slightly likely)
Wednedday(Mostly likely)
Anything after that probably hung jury if that's a thing in civil cases in the US

>WWYD
Shove a makers mark bottle in her asshole

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Nigger

>if they don't reach a verdict they start tomorrow 9 am again?
no if anything tuesday. but I think it will happen today.

I think they decide when they wanna go home and also its a holiday weekend in America so if they don't deliver a verdict today you wont hear till Tuesday