/jdt/ - JURY DUTY 3 edition

this is DAY 5 of WEEK SIX
(Day 24)

After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we've finally reached the end
Closing arguments are going to be given TODAY, in the morning
and then?

We wait for the jury
An amusing anecdote I found online last night mentioned that jury deliberations can take "anywhere in-between 6 minutes and 18 days"
The verdict could be delivered by tonight, it could be next week


Livestream source
youtube.com/watch?v=vjCWuESRvN8

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=V7lsbsn2V5

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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BASED BRIT BONG BAKER

So, does Amber have even a chance of winning?

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hard jiggy

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REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

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Prep the dices lads!

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Are they gonna stream the verdict or not?

I hope not

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ROLLY POLLY OLLIE

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How long you going for?

Of course, she's a woman.

The Killer Team

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Post Dr. Curry for one final time (and wank) bros...

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What is Camille's hourly rate to talk to me bros?

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I'M DRINKING WHISKEY REDBULL RIGHT NOW, FIRST TIME IN MONTHS AND HOLY SHIT DOES IT HIT
WHISKEYCHADS ALWAYS MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING WIN

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Imagine

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NEW LORE DROPPED

ELAINE SEEN CHEERING FOR JOHNNY

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>Fin
Last jiggy of the day from me.

Mega puzzle #4 is complete!
555 pieces! Completion time: 42minutes

I chose this image, because it symbolizes our camaraderie these past three weeks.

When dutch user posts his new jiggy (not the lewd user), let's all solve his together.
Thanks,frens.

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If the Jury is reasonable Johnny had no chance to win from the start. There's a chance Johnny wins because of how obviously batshit insane Amber is.

Listen, Depp will lose his lawsuit, while Heard will lose her countersuit. Though I'm not really sure Depp was even hoping for a win; he was hoping for a total humiliation of Heard. And he sure got it -- even if it was at some personal cost as well.

Heard will parade the dismissal as a win for herself and all other abuse victims, and the masses will be frothing at the mouth.

When the dust settles, Depp will probably get some opportunities to studio work again. Can't see Heard recovering from this, though.

It will be on stream.

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>deploy the alert

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JURY HAS REACHED A VERDICT

>No evidence that something didn't happen

Classic schizo

6000$

If Amber wins there's literally no hope for men left.

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let's see

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Sexual intercourse with Chanley Painter.

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Bushy haired girl is underrated.

I rolled twice before, got 00 both times

Wkwkwk

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All 3 will bang tonight

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anything is possible. hopefully the jury calls out heards bullshit

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Depp losing does not mean Heard wins.

would pay

Dennison is my pick for MVP

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Rottenboi was pretty bad though.

Uhm bros, how should we know when the verdict will come?

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ya this
they don't care
depp just wanted to humiliate her, hence the massive marketing/advertising of this whole trial
you're all gullible

Goes to show that no matter how good your lawyer is, if your client is dogshit and you've got no evidence you can't do a thing

I feel a little sad that it's pretty much over. I can't imagine what this team must feel like, they probably spent 12 hours daily together during this whole thing, plus all the pre-court and deposition time they also must have spent together.

whats the odds this witch caused the car crash

fuck me...

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Downey JR said he will give Depp work, lets see

>Sexual violence in the headline
>No chance

In the retarded american (((justice))) system?
Plenty.

gotta roll once as well, as rules dictate

why would you make rotating pieces

rollin'

>it symbolizes our camaraderie
Based and heartfelt-pilled.

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one of the mix pages

yep he's the main tank and wizard destroyer

Cheers, You're a rock star

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yes, if there is even one feminist bitch juror hold out they can't convict

So let's go

Predictions for the verdicts Bu-uuddies!

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GIVE ME DR. MOMMY NOW

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>One comeback actor supporting another

true kino

I am so glad I married a gothic tomboy that I have been friends with since high school. I avoided a lot of insane typical woman shit like this.

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ok spread 'em

Amber is mine.

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>Soulful Latina lawyer who went to a nobody btfos rich kid who went to a top school.
Kino, as the kids say

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yeah it's like you see your class mates for the last time on the last day of school

I didnt change shit, it was the hacker Any Forums who also hacked amber hearth's phone pictures

That shit was from 3 weeks ago sonny

Her best hope is that the jury ate up Rottenborn's technicality bullshit and Johnny doesn't win either but her countersuit hasn't got a chance.

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Vasquez was better desu.

Fuck off with your distractions kike, sage

CORSOCHADS WHERE WE AT?!

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i poop on your puzzle

>the hacker Any Forums

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WHO IS AMBER HEARTH?

Bio Dome was on Pluto TV the other day. great Pauly shore flick

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also the verdict doesn't matter at all anyway this was about depp clearing his name publicly and he did, public loves him now and hates amber, amber doesn't even have 50 mil to pay anyway.
the verdict of this court is completely meaningless

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1st amendment. She had the right to say it and she's clearly fucking insane enough to believe it. You can infer malice but, you cannot prove it. Every Jury has to vote yes to everything or else Amber wins. The trial has been heavily weighted from the start in her favor.

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That honestly sounds like the kind of Hollywood narrative that would draw in over a billion dollars.

Women are spineless. Doomerfaggor.

Why not

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>The Hacker Any Forums teams up with The Umbrella Man

How fucked are we?

Prepare for relentless shitposting when he doesn't win a near impossible suit.

I've been lucky, and I hope it lasts

BEN CHEW IS A TREASUR
twitter.com/jamesfromcourt/status/1530163707396907009

Verdict-wise it depends on how strong the BELIEVE WOMEN bonus is, regardless her reputation has been busted hard and if her AKVAMAN wasn't in trouble before it definitely is now, if not for IM ACTING then for basically throwing someone speaking for WB (and therefore WB) under the bus.

When are they going to give the verdict I can't wait anymore!?!?!

THE UMBRELLA GUY!

I do not care about the Verdict. Depp told his story and Amber's reputation has been damaged

I like how this score shows you how much of a demon possessed person is

>it's like you see your class mates for the last time on the last day of school

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Did anyone else get the impression that Johnny really fucking hated Rottenborn?

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>reposting Dutch user's post

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Good to be here, fren

I'll miss you, frenchie

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And? It's still fucked. Imagine having lawyers paid millions, massive amounts of evidence, dozens of witnesses, nothing but actual clowns on the other side, the bpd bitch literally confessing she lied on stand, and still losing. If Depp can't do it, no man can.

/f1/ was here

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Hmm...Extremely, I would say.

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horrors beyond our imagination

People love to be told what to think.
A big fat fucking LOST next to JD's name instantly makes all the sheep think he is a rapist and an abuser.

Damn. I thought he was good

Convenient.

It's me, /jdt/, I am The Umbrella Man

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The Umbrella Guy is some twitter lawyer or something.

The Umbrella Man is the person living in Elaine's Walls.

AMBER SISTERS I KNEEL

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Pure power.
They argue in good faith too

i am about to get adolf hitlered

No one wins defemation. I know, it's fucked.

>destroys child prodigy
>destroys rick sanchez
>destroys metadata (((expert)))
so many midwits get filtered by his stutter

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Camille is such a miserable fucking cunt.

>objects to his own question he asked
>""""""good""""""
Lol, lmao even

Any Forums talks to The Umbrella Guy? Yes yes ok Elaine that's great now drink your juice.

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IT'S THE UMBRELLA MAN

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>You can infer malice but, you cannot prove it

TMZ courthouse stunt, fake TRO, cabinet video, evidence tampering, blatant lying on the stand.

Lol.

Better if he was smashing up the stand

Ma-ma

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Chew has brought cases on behalf of nations.

IT'S HIM, THE PARASOL PERSON!

>Big fan of justice :)
>Yeah, me too :)
Kino

Will we get an umbrella man face reveal?

>The trial has been heavily rigged from the start

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We love her. She is Any Forums queen

well good thing she literally admitted she wrote the op ed to stop johnny. Even thought I'm not sure why Chew didn't really hammer on that much.

everybody hated Rottenboi

Who is paying you? Look at the faces of AH team when Camille did closing argument. They looked like the Jews wandering through the desert.

Who else on that Amber grindset?

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They're willfully ignorant, stubborn sheep.
It's fully Ambover.

That's an improvement

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Rotten Born is pretty good, though. He had an absolute shit case.

After the buffalo shooting I checked her instagram and she actually posted a story about the Any Forums connection.

y-you too

Political bullshit numbers.

yeah man it was crazy and funny how he fucking destroyed all of them.

Believe women is when there is no evidence either way. This was AH figuratively getting WHISKEY'D for SIX WEEKS.

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>53
oof, tough luck kiddo

Rollin for mommy

Easy MvP.

Camille was great vs Heard because it was woman on woman so they can't claim sexism.
The big lady whos name I dunno was fine too.
Big League Chew was amazing on the technical side.

But this motherfucker was on a whole other level. He stripped down all of Amber Heard's """experts""" into blubbering idiots, ironically by pretending to be one himself so they'd let their guard down. Absolute fuckin legend.

Shes a rockstar

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0.1 to 0.3 Depending how obsessive is her
You're a lucky man. Keep her off birth control hormone therapy

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Defemation user. The sheer amount of points to say yes to are insanely weighted to defence.

Nah, he just enjoyed shitting on him.

Roll

None of it was proven beyond a reasonable doubt. It only takes one person to understand voting "yes" on every item would violate her constitutional rights to freedom of speech. It's a technicality but, the jury might just ignore it and vote regardless because, she's clearly a lying cunt. My statement and opinion remains unchanged.

Camille is such a miserable fucking cunt. good looking woman bullying another one was a bad look. Camille needed a fucking Sean Connery across the cheeks.

>The big lady whos name I dunno was fine too.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO NOT LIKE THIS

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Yeah. This trial is pure entertainment while Kyle's trail was all about politics. This has insane witnesses and insane stories being told. It's kino all throughout.

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>You can infer malice but, you cannot prove it.
>"I know how many people will come out in support of him, that's his power. That's why I wrote the op-ed"

>The big lady whos name I dunno was fine too.
She won every objection I can remember, she was great.

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He saved them with his closing. It's over. Johnny won't win his case, but Amber won't win her case either.
At least we can comfort ourselves with the fact that we'll never have to see that witch in anything ever again. Johnny will bounce back

Ok memeflag

This Guy was a beast

Hank Hill ass

What was going through his head at this exact moment?

Rottenborn was 10x the lawyer as Vasquez. She read off a script and made le epic angry face for youtube clickbait clips.

honestly, an impartial and unemotional evaluation would be that Rottenborn didn't turn in a bad performance except when directly examining Depp. That was a failure of strategy; they should've had Elaine examine Depp, since she's annoying and weird and even if Depp made her look bad, it wouldn't make him look good because of the implication / what the trial is about (hurrrr he's an abuser!)

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SOVL

>Your ex wife hires Rottenborne to defame you with the $7 million you generously gave her in the divorce settlement 5 years ago.
You'd hate him too

courtesy of a /wsg/poster

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Nigger, everyone watched the trial. You glowscum WISH this were the case.

Hows the false flag going? :)

>reasonable doubt
Well that's not the standard here.

BASED

>He saved them with his closing. It's over. Johnny won't win his case, but Amber won't win her case either.
Think Elaine pretty much ruined almost every single one of his points afterwards though.

fugg, dont know what i did but you can rotate the pieces with this one lol

No birth control for her.

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Rawlin

>people don't know the actual malice standard has nothing to do with malice
Its about if Heard knew or was recklessly negligent in not knowing if the statements were false you retards. Stop pretending you know anything. This is the least difficult thing to prove because the statements are about her being abused while she would obviously know about.

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Why is the jury taking so long?

That's not direct malice. She has the right to believe whatever the fuck she wants and write whatever she believes to be true.

what's her APM in starcraft boys

>Rottenborn was 10x the lawyer as Vasquez
perhaps, but he couldn't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

Such a sore loser you are
Seethe more, you ugly whore

Someone, did, recently.

Elaine is such a snooty bitch

I don't blame him. Rottenborn btfo his entire law firm and exposed him.

This production had the perfect ratios of genuine to canned authenticity and triviality to drama. I that whoever is in charge of this production gets a raise and free reign on the other LARPs (Vaxleprosy, Ukraine, Europe, ...)

4/10 10/10 who?/10
6.5/10 9/10
6/10 7.5/10(autismfu) 8/10(jewfu)

Her smile gives me hope

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I'm not an expert but isn't that the OPPOSITE of how the law works?

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It’s not that simple. All it takes is one juror with a story and an argument that mutual abuse isn’t abuse, it’s a shitty relationship. He has more evidence in his favor of being instigated or abused without known cause and I’m being extremely lenient towards the turd.

Let's see it please. In Virginia?

>jigsawexplorer.com/help/
>Rotate Puzzle Pieces – Jigsaw puzzle pieces can be rotated by either pressing the keyboard's left or right arrow keys, or by rotating the mouse's scroll wheel.

how do you do that?

Those were two different claims

long? it's barely started. there's very little chance they'll reach a verdict today.

literally watching the movie rn

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Biased whore of a judge let Depp snipe away at Rottenborn while answering, yet Heard utters a word when cunt Camille speaks and the judge shuts her up.

i want cunt camille to lose so badly.

kek

I've always said that Rottenborn is just a good lawyer that is on the side of a massive bitch. Elaine, however, I have no clue on how she gets her paycheck. She was embarrassing.

Anyone listening to that Law and Crime presenter? Kek

no amigoanon, we have to BELIEVE ALL WOMEN, or else.

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>proven beyond a reasonable doubt
This isn't that kind of trial, the jury will be answering if it's more likely than not that it was meant with malice, not "beyond a reasonable doubt".

So what are the chances the jury will come to the conclusion today, and by today I mean in reasonable time, as in next two hours?

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I know, I'm just not getting any hopes up yet and looking in the scope of the jury directions. I think loss loss is worst case.

You lost, get over it.

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>I‘m horrified for Amber and her safety. The Johnny Depp show continues to put her in so much danger. I just want her to get justice, not only in court but outside as well. I wish for her she can live her life in peace with her kid.

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Based

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He treated all the staff so respectfully the whole time. He even asked permission for touching the screen on the witness stand each time, not just once to ask like if it would work that way. Even if it was all for the cameras it doesn't change the fact he was acting nice to people who maybe don't get recognition all that often. He deserved better than this.

>pledge
Yeah

How does a mentally ill tranny define "sane"?

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>villains name rhymes with turd
>the evil henchman's name is Rottenborn
a bit on the nose there.

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Funny thing was that in the closing, BOTH sides did not bring up either techie nerd experts on photo EXIF/metadata. Neither on the closing statements, nor on the rebuttal. No confusing shit for the jurors.

Why did some jurors get kicked out?

SIEG HEIL

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