After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we've finally reached the end Closing arguments are going to be given TODAY, in the morning and then?
We wait for the jury An amusing anecdote I found online last night mentioned that jury deliberations can take "anywhere in-between 6 minutes and 18 days" The verdict could be delivered by tonight, it could be next week
>"Mrs Heard, is it true that you called Johnny a, and I quote you here, 'little crybaby'?" >"That's correct" >"And you hit him afterwards, correct?" >"Well, I was defending myself, he was hitting me and I-" >"Miss Heard! Miss Heard, I am asking if you hit Mr Depp after calling him a baby. You hit him, didn't you?" >"Yes, I hit him" >"You hit him after calling him a baby?" >"That's correct" >"You like doing that? You like hitting babies? You hit babies often?" >"W-what? N-no, it's not- I-I didn't mean he's literally a baby, I was uhh" >"DID YOU HIT MY BABY, MISS HEARD?! DID YOU HIT MY FUCKING BABY JOHNNY?!" >Camille lunges across the courtroom and starts strangling Amber Heard, shaking her back and forth >"YOU STRANGLED MY BABY! YOU FUCKING TRIED TO KILL MY SWEET BABY JOHNNY YOU BITCH!" >Amber can be faintly heard gurgling, "AHHH I'M BEING STRANGLED AND I'M GOING TO DIE OH NO" >Judge bursts out laughing, everyone in the courtroom starts clapping and chanting "Go Camille! It's your birthday!" >Johnny leans over to his lawyer, lawyer leans in with him >"This shit you gave me mate... it's fucking fantastic" >Lawyer is confused and whispers, "It's uhh, it was just a mint, Mr Depp" >Johnny doesn't hear him, "what's that mate?" >"Mint", Lawyer replies >Johnny grins and says, "yes it is, mate. yes it is" >Camille holds up Amber's limp corpse in triumph with a big smile, looking over at Johnny >the crowd goes wild >Johnny gives her a thumbs up and thinks to himself, "fucking mint"
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
>Depp's Lawyer goes up to cross examine Amber Heard >"Miss Heard, are you a fucking cunt?" >Judge can be heard chuckling off screen >"U-u-uhh, w-what?", Amber Heard stumbles, confused, looking around >"Objection your honor", Depp's Lawyer says >"What's the objection?" >"She's being a fucking bitch your honor" >Entire courtroom erupts in laughter, even Heard's lawyers are chuckling >Judge laughs loudest and yells "AMBER TURD!" >"Wait, no, what? what is going on?" Amber says, beginning to cry >Judge starts shouting, "you're a bitch! a fucking slut! whore!" >"No! No no no! This can't be happening! I'm in control here!" Amber starts shouting and gets up >Crowd starts chanting as Amber breaks down crying "BITCH! WHORE! SLUT! CUNT!" >Johnny, grinning, gets up and unbuttons his vest, then walks over to the Judge who hands him her gavel >Johnny shows the gavel to the chanting crowd, who now start chanting "Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law!" >The Bailifs surround Amber and lift her onto the Judge's bench as the Judge makes room for Johnny >Johnny starts hammering Amber in the face with the gavel over and over and over >"Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law! Lay! Down! The! Law!" >After Amber's face is reduced to a bloody pulp, Johnny sits down and says "Justice is served!" >The crowd starts clapping and hollering >Johnny walks out of the courtroom, high fiving people, pointing finger guns at people because he's cool like that >Amber's bloody, beheaded corpse is dumped in a backalley for homeless bums to sexually abuse
>"Mrs Heard if I could direct your attention to number nine zero zero one. Can you tell me what this is appears to be?" >"Uhh, it looks to be logs for text messages between two people... I don't know who they are" >"They're my logs Mrs Heard. Mine and Johnny's." >"O-oh..." >"Can you please tell us what it says, Mrs Heard?" >"Uhh, ok? Uhm, it says, uhm, Johnny says here, that uh, that he loves you deeply. And it says he loves you more than he ever loved Amber, uhh, me, uhh and then uhh. It says that your pussy is much tighter and Amber's, uh, mine, my pussy is huge, I have a gaping abyss of a hole between my legs. That's what it says there" >"No further questions your honor"
No shot. Expect a verdict late Tuesday in favor of Ms. Heard.
Luke Moore
Jury back in 2 minutes yelling "burn the witch"
Alexander Phillips
She looks a bit like my ex hf here....
Tyler Gomez
Look around you user. They don't have to distract anyone from anything anymore. People distract themselves with garbage. Just pick a bread and a circus that keeps you happy while the world falls apart. Not much else we can do besides shitpost and laugh at the world. Do you really think if there were no distractions, people wouldn't come up with their own?
>2 deppchuds gone >ambersister still in We eating good next week ambersisters.
Grayson Brown
Camille read some boring script and Rottenborn did a kino speedrun finish.
Ryan Sanchez
Imagine smelling Camille's shoes after a long day in court.
Xavier Martinez
why the fuck do you care about some irrelevant youtubers, ya dumb cunt? Johnny losing would just spiral the believe all women narrative out of control
Colton Clark
I was trying to collect dialects to determine how they are perceived by jurors. I only got 3. Maybe now is a better time. Prior studies don’t favor bongs or talkin proper as much as you’d think, I would ask you to speak in your native English accent or dialect and give some geographic and personal background with it. The literary sample was carefully chosen.
>My sweet little whorish Nora,
>I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Claim your top 5 deppkinos boys >9th gate >black mass >secret window >sleepy hollow >fear and loathing
Brandon Scott
Yes. Everyone loves johnny and Turd was beheaded by her manic grandma.
Easton Morris
I remember one was dismissed because he was sick, I'm not sure about the other one
Juan White
I know of them got dismissed because of some health issues.
William Gomez
If someone makes it I'll join
Isaac Reyes
A role is a role TV bro
Wyatt Sullivan
One was ill. Dunno about the other
Isaiah Nelson
fug Elaine skitzo worked?
Jaxon Hill
there's no way it will be tuesday, isn't it holiday weekend?
William Morgan
give Camille and Ben's law firm "Brown Rudnick LLP" a positive review on google
redditors were moralfags and said it's against site rules when I suggested they do this lol
Justin Powell
Do we see that or it happens off-camera?
Andrew Wilson
pirates 1 is an actual masterpiece and deserves to be up there >buhhbuhbuh its a blockbuster duhh i only like things if most people havent seen it gay bitch take
Leo Allen
Newfren here. What is a JDT stand for? What Johnny Depp did? What is the court about? Qrd? Thanks in advance.
