/jdt/ - JURY DUTY one edition

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Ok lads now that it's over, it's time to post your top3 moments from the trial.
For me,

>Vape chad
>the Gamer clapping Elaine
>Schizo doctor having a meltdown against a stuttering Any Forumsfag

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What's the best YT channel now for watching during deliberations? This L&C channel is shit.

In previous thread there was talk of juror 5. Who is that?

VERDICT REACHED: CAMILLE HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO A LIFETIME AS MY WIFE
>VERDICT REACHED: CAMILLE HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO A LIFETIME AS MY WIFE
VERDICT REACHED: CAMILLE HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO A LIFETIME AS MY WIFE
>VERDICT REACHED: CAMILLE HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO A LIFETIME AS MY WIFE
VERDICT REACHED: CAMILLE HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO A LIFETIME AS MY WIFE
>VERDICT REACHED: CAMILLE HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO A LIFETIME AS MY WIFE!!!!

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What happens when the jury reaches a verdict?
Do they announce a verdict has been reached and get everyone in court?

Who was your favorite character in this TV show?

For me, it was Draco despite his small screen time.

>And is the case decided today ?
No. The jury will need to talk this out.

lawyers gave closing arguments
now the jury will go off to deliberate, it could take 5 minutes or it could take 2 weeks

if they don't reach a verdict by the end of today they'll have to come back on tuesday

>You will never have Ben Chew to defend you against a she-devil psycho
:(

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Tuesday or Wednesday

depp claps, heard doesn't, very unamerican of her

Post how long you think the jury will take deliberating. Winner gets Camille.

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hey I'm trying to wait until the last thread archives before posting and linking
but things going very fast

just give me a minute
I'll be there

How did Elaine shit the bed so hard bros? Was she inspired by Amber?

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Rekieta has DUI guy on psychoanalyzing the jurors

THE FINAL MEGAPINT

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Yes.

This is mine too.
DEAL MAKER is honorable mention

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LITERAL NIGGER MARKETING DEPARTMENT LOLLLLLL.

NIGGERS ARE SHIT POSTING ON POL!!!!

SAY HELLO NIGGERS

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Devil worshipper.

Johhny wins, I claim Morgan Tremaine

Yes. They release the news that the jury made their decision, and soon after that they gather in court.

ITS OVER

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Have a link for that last one? I haven't been keeping up but that sounds entertaining.

I would not recommend Rekieta.

Descriptions of #3 & #14, please.

nobody knows, they're anons

i miss amy bros

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Elaine was great for her schitzo posting, but it's gotta be Amber herself. They where both invaluable to Depps case.

Verdict today.
ALL CHIPS IN FAGGOTS.
Go big or go home.

Camillebros......johnny didn't hug us like that.... it's not fair!!

New jigsaw Nice looking church
jigex.com/tGW8u No preview

I made the deals

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Goddamn i will miss you bros

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Jesús what a cruel sentence

have a mega pint, we deserve it
see ya Tuesday deppchads, she's toast

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for me it's Ben King

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Pretty much all were kino, but Doc Brown was a masterpiece of a character.

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DEALMAKER obviously.
If schizos are right and this trial was just a way to publicly kill Metoo, maybe bringing in a based gamer has some meaning

Are you retarded? You really think PR team would waste their time here instead of a more public place like r*ddit?

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GUYS, IT'S BEEN GREAT.

I PLEDGE YOU ALL 1 (You) AND A VERY PLEASANT EVENING.

Rekieta is unwatchable while retard Legal Vices is on there.

When did this happen? Why?

Is this edited?

>"and then everyone clapped" ending
>Elaine immediately runs to the sidebar as a setup to a sequel or a spinoff
Kino?

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This trial is just more about johnny and amber. this is about women falsely accusing men of abuse. If Johnny loses this it will accelerate the problem by a large margin. women all over the world will know they will get away with this and there will be an increase in false accuses. Men will start to distrust women even more.

it will accelerate the hatred for women that will cause a spike in inceldom.

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Dr. Curry, Isaac and Spiegel.... all fucken great.

youtube.com/watch?v=SxMwjJQy-KU

what does it mean that the jury was smiling when camile came up

>Tuesday
don't do this to me user

NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSS

LOLLLLĹ

NIGGERS TRYING TO INFLUENCE AUTISTIC KIDS ON POL.

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she was too pure for a Any Forums trial. they had to hide her legs and feet from us

I like your style user.

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too foggy atm

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Stop advertising here, nigger

For me, its's the schizo doc testimony

the schizo doctor who started spazzing out during the cross

virginia is where the spooks live
spooks are all in cahoots with the chinks

Either it ends by leaving time or it gets finished on Tuesday.
I cannot see this being dragged out to Wednesday or Thursday

They start clapping to lure everyone in and clap the verdict out in Morse code.

oh god anyone have a pic of her legs

Last two digits=hours
checkem

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Yeah that guy is an attention whore

I see you haven't been on Any Forums.

>tfw they set up the curtain to stop everyone from looking at her feet

S L O W
P R O C E S S I N G

Very very disrespectful.

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Likewise bro

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R*ddit is on her side, what should they do there?

amber's old assistant
the one that gave zero fucks

>Elaine was the umbrella fella all along
yup, it's certified kino

Is this the series finale? If so, what does that make the verdict?

The massively Depp biased commentators are saying both sides had good points, confirmed Amber is winning.

No, that's all extra shit it means to you, those things will still happen no matter how this case ends.

>Draco btfo'ing the witch
>MEGA PINT
>"isn't he dead?"

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he was pretty based

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Has to be the Deal Maker for me.

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court won't be in session on the weekend nor on monday since it's a holiday

>sit through six fucking weeks of this clownshow
>just get sent home, can't even talk to anyone about it
Brutal

The stories are true. I wish I lived in a country where people applauded me for beating up my wife.

#3: cute though, built good
#14: a big guy

tiny pint for JD
some whisky on a heineken glass

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Can someone make a meme of Amber heards head on the guy from the room movie when he says "ill record everything" I would do it but I'm an autistic retarded faggot.

looks like amber really needs the money. she is asking for $300k in punitive damages yikes. one would think DC's BIGGEST blockbuster star wouldn't need to beg for $300k in front of a jury

anything but shitposting on Any Forums

Midwit fence sitter take.

He is so underrated. I enjoyed his testimony a lot. Very pleasing voice for storytelling.

AW SHIT BOIS SWIFT JUSTICE?

Beach episode OVA

I MAKE DEALS
I'M IN THE TRENCHES
SHE CALLS HERSELF AN EXPERT BUT SHE'S NOT AN EXPERT IN DEAL-MAKING
IT'S NOT WORTH THE PAPER THEY'RE NOT WRITTEN ON
THEY'RE CONSTRUCTING A JENGA WITHOUT THE BOTTOM PIECES
THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE

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>For me, it was Draco despite his small screen time.
The Elaine headshot was epic.

thinking about streaming this until a verdict is out. where?

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No, that's his face.

Vapechad

>I think I would 'ave remembered if I saw Mr. Depp's penis out of his pants

is there a chance they reach it today? don't know if that common un burger law

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actually yes, I have. I don't think they are PR, I think they are just mentally unhinged tranny jannies that didn't get their hot pockets

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ONE LAST DEAL

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IT'S FUCKING OVER

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The Protagonist, of course.

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are all court cases such a clown show? this was more embarrassing the whole procedure than anything else

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What are the chances of some shit going down in Murica if Amber wins? Like considering how 99.99% of the population supports Depp, any chance of unrest?

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THERE ISNT A DEAL I HAVENT MADE

Mumbo Jumbo

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Could his closing arguments have saved amber?

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Credits to Dutch user
>picrel

>the people demand a 500+ jiggy

>where jiggy

>cont.

It is time for MEGA puzzle #4!
>FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE PIECES
>NO PREVIEW
jigex.com/kwaZC

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15 minutes after they got into the jurors room, but they'll pretend to be debating it so as to not appear that they half assed it. so today later in the afternoon

I just opened that hoping they're saying something useful but the DUI guy looks like he's forced to be there... fuck that

Indeed best expert in the trial

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See ya guys for the verdict and if you interested, the chris avellone defamation trail is around november iirc.

not top 3 but definitely the Any Forums discussion with that woman

Richard Marks. He should testify at every trial.

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also
>that sounds like schizophrenia honestly

Thank you!

sounds like benjamin cowen giving crypto analysis

But nobody will miss me

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>studios like her
>costars like her
>she tests well

LMAO Rottenborn actually said this with a straight face

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You should watch larry foremans aka DUI guy on youtube post trial stream. He gives minute by minute jury analysis of each day of the trial. He is a trial lawyer as well. From what i remember him saying. Juror 5 is a vietnamese lady that has been scouling at depp the the entire trial. Although she seemed to side with him yesterday during ambers cross.

Heh. What's this from?

next week mi amigo. take a megapint and see you Tuesday

god damn he was so lucky with his looks. i look like a goblin

>a fucking leaf
Discarded

>listening to Canadians
>ever
user....

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>unrest over a celebrity civil lawsuit
America might be fucked up right now but come on

No, sometimes it's much worse. In the Rittenhouse case, the prosecution lied to the judge and tried to use surprise evidence.