After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we've finally reached the end Closing arguments are going to be given TODAY, in the morning and then?
We wait for the jury An amusing anecdote I found online last night mentioned that jury deliberations can take "anywhere in-between 6 minutes and 18 days" The verdict could be delivered by tonight, it could be next week
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
What are the chances a stinky incel murders Amber Heard after this?
Jason Cox
Anyone who isn't moved by Amber's heartfelt testimony is fucking deranged. It's obvious so many incels here side with Depp just because they want to see Amber suffer. No wonder women want nothing to do with you.
You don’t really believe that Johnny will win do you? They’ve proven there was no abuse but it really all comes down to the WP op/Ed and she was way too vague there…
>Amber gets up >Shouts at the jury and tries to cry >NoTears.webm >gets frustrated >Shits herself >judge laughs and gives her 5 more minutes of bonus time >amber actually starts crying over her humiliation >Johnny and Camille high-five while Ben Chew facepalms
Nolan Williams
yeah but come on man these threads were provided by a Any Forums poster please don't undersell us
Nose Grift Racketia giving in group preference to shove goys away from show and invite in Joogaloos.
Carter Barnes
Did you mean to reply to me? I am confused King OP. I am a Any Forumslack myself. I only go to Any Forums to shitpost but get banned too often to stay there for very long.
He's already won in the court of public opinion. I think that's all he wanted. Watching this trial though, it's actually possible the jury might side with him. Amber comes off terrible and Elaine has not helped her cause at all. That closing was off the rails completely.
Get me a can of irn bru, a freddo and a pack of space raiders mate.
Julian Young
his physical state makes me ill when i see it. I cant believe he lives the way he does. old, dried tooth blood on the walls and everything, fucking awful.
Leo James
after lunch we are offically on jury watch
Zachary Sanchez
xqc is literally brainded and asmongold isn't entertaining in any way and looks like ghoul I watch law&crime stream
Grayson Lopez
If you aren't watching Nick Rekieta's coverage of this stream you're fucking gay. Nick is the reason assmangold even had the idea to stream this. He's a faggot grifter copycat. Not even a lawyer. A complete retard. Watch Nick Rekieta.
Objection, Amber Alert is already in testimony by your honor, no edits
Samuel Turner
Jaffa cakes and some old fashioned rock candy please
Sebastian Myers
Depp >We don't care about the money. You can just not give us squat Amber >We don't care about the money. B-BUT WE NEED THE 100 MILLIONS OK???? PLEASE SIGN RIGHT THERE, IT'S EIGHT ZEROES
“Objection Your Honor, I don’t give a fuck” Is this a valid objection?
Christopher Miller
It's Any Forums. >leave off-topic thread up for hours >suddenly nuke it and cherry pick anons who posted in the thread to ban for "off topic" The Any Forums ones are paid shills but it's a different kind of trash altogether.
