All the finer things in life can be yours. Just *say* you’re Jewish

fun fact, i dated a jew in college who told here friends i was jewish. she had massive tits but nutty as all hell

I'm Jewish. Now put the khazar milker maidel in the bag.

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Beautiful Jewish queen*

stop posting here abby.

Nobody's saying you have to reject Christ. Many Jews believe in Jesus Christ. Just *SAY* you're Jewish.

You can just game yourself in and help to corrupt their schemes from within. It might even be fun, it might even render your saved in the eyes of the Lord

You both’d see no problems shapeshifting, Niggers.

I think mousey girls are cute but that there is a rat-face

You’re Jewish.

THANK YOU.

People aren't typically handed opportunities just for claiming to be jewish, it's more of meritocracy combined with nepotism. Jews are smart so they tend to rise through the institutions organically, also Jews are more likely to hire family/friends which happen to be also jewish. I don't think writting "jewish" on your resume will have much sway.

>they tend to rise through the institutions organically
ahhhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

HAW HAW HAW

Kek
I do this all the time
One time back in the day I was at a NYE party in New York and me and this presumably Jewish guy were bantering about the filthy goyim. This was before I came to Any Forums but I still knew about Jews and goyim n shit. I was wasted so when he asked me if I was Jewish I just asked “how could you tell?” And he goes “your nose” (pic related). He was one of those ginger khazars too, I wouldn’t be able to tell he was Jewish if he didn’t ask me first. I’d laugh if dude wasn’t even Jewish, he probably tells people the same story I do kek

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Not everyone is mystery meat. I look 1488% aryan, the fuck am i supposed to pull that off?

>israelites
>jews
pick one

I'm half Jewish and no one knows because we aren't practicing and no one cares because I never talk about it

Just say you're the Alicia Silverstone kind of Jew or something.

>he didn't see the snapchat story about exactly this

> they dont write "jewish"
> they merely have a jewish last name
there's a massive difference.

Satan never said anything like that faggot

"Get a job and manage your money properly retard" ~ Satan

>look white
So you have white skin? Like this jewess? Like asians and spics? White isn’t an ethnicity mutt.

>nutty
aftwr we broke up she would randomly show up at my house to harrass me and one time she entered without being invited and tore up my posters and squirted lotion on my bed

can you link it?

White absolutely is both a race and an ethnicity.

Thinking about this, I have a jewish first name and an ambiguous german/jewish sounding last name. I also get random scholarship offers from my school

By do this all the time I mean I always imply I’m Jewish when I meet Jews
Example: yesterday I played an Israeli DJ mix full of Hebrew songs in front of this Israeli chick at work and all of a sudden her demeanour towards me totally changed and she was gregarious and bubbly like we had been friends for years when ive only worked with her two days

There are many jews with ambiguous last names, and many non-jews with jewish sounding names. It's not fool proof