After six weeks, some hilarious characters, one grumpy and countless megapints, we've finally reached the end Closing arguments are going to be given TODAY, in the morning and then?
We wait for the jury An amusing anecdote I found online last night mentioned that jury deliberations can take "anywhere in-between 6 minutes and 18 days" The verdict could be delivered by tonight, it could be next week
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
STAND UP FOR MURRICA U S A!!! U S A!!!! U S A!!!!!
Henry Miller
Elaine will convince the jury, I just know it
Isaac Cruz
This is gonna be fucking painful.
Nicholas Bennett
EVEN IF MS HEARD DIDN'T NOT NOT DIDN'T WRITE'NT THE OP ED THEN SHE COULDN'T HAVE UNWRITTEN THE WRITTEN WORDS THAT SHE DIDN'T DID NOT DIDN'T WRITE THE OP ED'NT THEN SHE COULD'NT'NT HAVEN'T HAVE DID NOT'NT HAVE WRITTEN IT, YES'NT?
