/jdt/ - CLOSING ARGUMENTS funny joke edition

>tfw broken nose

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>he raised his fist and headbutted her

Wow, Johnny is a pro fighter doing feints!

I've defended Rottenborn until now as being a good lawyer on the wrong side... but this is actual clown lawyering. I can't believe the stupid shit he's pulling, he's getting truly desperate. His whole closing is literally just slippery slopes like "w-what about my freedom of speech" "think about the wymin!" "doesn't matter if she lied about everything, she wins if one thing is true! btw I have no evidence"

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>I CANT BREATHE

Prepare your anus, chew is coming

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Based smile from the retard

imagine wasting even a single minute of your life on this carnival sideshow bullshit

Confession: I have not listed to single word of the trial since Rottenborn started talking.

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>She said
>She thought
opinion discarded

>Using photos that were already debunked as fake as """evidence"""
This is utterly pathetic now.

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DEPP'S SHADOW CABAL! THE SKINWALKER AMOGUS IMPOSTERS! THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING!

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aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Rottenborn is putting on a clinic. Depp team better be furiously writing a new script for Camille to read on rebuttal.

lel, her closet is probably bigger than some of the jurors' flats. i dont think that picture is going to win them over the way they think it will

>if she was faking it she'd fake it more!!!
>if I wanted to leak I could have done a better job!!!

He's contradicting half of his own defence.

>chase lounge
it's pronounced SHAY LONG Rottenborn you cultureless swine

>it can't be a hoax because she would have done it less sloppy than this

what else does he have

What the fuck is Rottenborn saying? Is he on the same drugs as Johnny?

>If she could fake the injuries, she can make them look worse.
This is the same stupid reasoning she said about leaking things. Is this lawyer a fucking retard. He's just admitting she knows how to fake shit.

Yes, you are very mature and smart

More delicious Kaine pp.
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all this proves is that johnny SHOULD of hit amber

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That's been the real moral of this story - he didn't hit her, but he should have.

what am I supposed to do with my life after this trial is over? I CANT COPE

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Big jigsaw this time
jigex.com/a9eEG 400 pieces

Based and amberpilled

Shame DD2 is gay.

Welp Deppbros was fun while it lasted but it seems it's over. RIP

This argument is absolutely ridiculous.

This is just sad rottencunt.

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Thank your for announcing your cope.

>rebuttal

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AZULA CHAD!!!

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0/10, Would not hire
Thanks yifi

>Rottenborn is putting on a clinic.
Considering the shit client and shit facts he has, he is unironically doing a good job misdirecting the jury.

I think Elon Musk is the real victim here. This whole trial is defaming /ourguy/

>she would be dumbest person in the world

this is the second most retarded closing statement I have ever heard. The first would be Chandler Halderson's closing argument.

Based Kraut.

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>as he's coming after her
>her toe gets caught in a door as she's running out of a bathroom

Turd is the one who claimed everything is a lie and all of Depp’s witnesses were lying topkek

OBJECTION, lack of jigsaw

Real thread here, move over

>She would have to be the dumbest person in the world

AMAZING defense Rottenborn

>They want you to believe it's all a hoax
>5 minutes earlier
>absolutely every human on earth is in on it! Johnny is literally the grand supreme one of the illuminati!

AAAAaAAaaAAuUUUuuUuUUUGHHH!

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hmmm idk bros im starting to side with Amber now

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>dumbest person in the world
lmao
he's laying into her pretty good

>there's no evidence she had a bloody lip
uhhhh rottenborn??????????????

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not so sure she's bi
pretty sure she's entirely into women
had a chance to snag a great big movie star that's well known for being sullen and moody
>payday
cry abuse
>more payday
i think she planned all this from the beginning
same with evan rachel wood, amber's buddy, with marilyn manson

based

>dumbest person in the world
He hates her too, doesn't he

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>she would have to be the dumbest person in the world

Finally, a true statement.

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>She would have to be the dumbest person in the world
Come on man, that's no way to talk about your client.

>It couldn't be a hoax because she did a bad job of it
huh?

?

>She must be the dumbest person in the world
Yes?

It's funny as fuck, But if you don't have a sense of humor, You can go back to your robot threads.

KYS NIGGER

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that's the exact logic I used when I got busted by my parents for doing something bad lol

>*laughing* she would be the dumbest person in the world to go on after claiming abuse
What the fuck is he doing?

where is the evidence of ripped hair?

Me too.. desu

>she'd have to be the dumbest person in the world to perpetrate that kind of hoax the day before she goes on a show
GUILTY AS CHARGED

>IT'S SO RETARDED THAT THERE'S NO WAY IT CAN BE A HOAX
Okay dude

Why didn't amber wear a gopro before johnny started beating her bitch ass? it would've been an easy win

>she would have to be the dumbest person in the world
UHHHHHHHH

Bros this is just boring

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>neutral party
So suddenly a paid employee is a neutral party?

Fine by me

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the things depp has done with text and the ONE, that one DAMING video of him SLAPPING those cabinat doors.. isnt even close to all that Amber have statet with abusing depp and being a nut case in general. How in the fuck is this not the most of female privlage ever

its fake
when i beat up my wife she had swellings for days and bruises for over a week

I have but I can't remember any of it

Please kys

Seriously, it's a whole ass apartment.

He should have arranged an unfortunate accident. Lesson learned.

>she'd have to be the dumbest person in the world
lmao what the fuck

Stop responding to the fake retard farming (you)s

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so she can't use pocket knife because she's not the owner?

(You)

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>MS HEARD DIDN'T FAKE OUR EVIDENCE, JOHNNY DID!

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I'm 100% sure that johnny is going to lose this trial only because we're talking about the #metoo bullshit and abuse against a woman, and as we all know women have a free pass in life for everything.

Yeah the evidence shows Amber is full of shit but seriously, something tells me he's going to lose here but at least winning in the eyes of the public.

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WTF is Rottenborn implying with the pocket knife? Amber took that picture and submitted it as evidence. He's such a dumbass.

WOW SO JOHNNY DEPP CUT THE BED WITH THE KNIFE. It all makes sense now, anons.

>muh jury reports
kys

>NORMIE CELEBRITY /THREAD
IS THIS A CONTAINMENT POST TO CONTAIN THE NORMIES IN A CONTAINMENT BOARD?!
CURSED BE ALL THE jEWS

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I simp for Camille

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>DX 666
Cursed

if chewbacca is a wookiee you must acquit

His whole closing is "You, as a jury, have to literally believe that Depp never once abused Amber" and then he's barraging the jury with all the shit Depp allegedly did. He needs to convince the Jury of one of these incidents. One.

Depp is fucked lol. It's crazy you guys don't realize this.

Dude... stop.

Is Rottenborn implying Depp cut the bed for literally no reason? what the fuck lol?!

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Deppchud youtube law grifters are suddenly not so smug. Perhaps they backed the wrong horse.

why did she marry him if she knew he was abusive?

why this number?

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You sure, i think the Legalbytes fags basically predicted that the closing would be this like 2 days ago, and if Youtuber wannabe e-celebs can do it then it probably isn't something that would be unexpected by the Depp team.

Have the jury been able to talk to each other every day, or do they have to wait 'til the end?

What was the context?

Quick rundown on what I missed today?
Should I go back watch some bits?

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You saying that suggests it is relevant. Fuck your psyops.

CAMI CAMI CAMI

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based

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the jury is mostly female, get ready to be disappointed

>She would have to be the dumbest person in the world
Oof, insulting your own employer.

>cont.

Comfy abandoned trail jiggy
>144 pieces
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>mentions vagina
>amber starts crying

Yeah. That's what I think too, but let's hope for the best.

yes hmm rottenborn very convincing hmm

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>kiss yourself
how ? are you offering ?

Edward Scissorhands is the best Depp kino and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

>grabbed her by the pussy
uhmmm based?

holy shit is this cunt still talking? how long has it been?

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>tfw you grab rottenborn's vagina

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I REALLY hope camille in cross goes on to describe the sheer craziness of AHs own testimonies then reshow their own pictures and say "Does this back up what AH described to you?"

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Yeah lol

they're supposed to wait till the end, but who knows what they actually do

>grabbed my vagina
>put his fingers inside
>DO YOU FEEL LIKE A TOUGH GUY?
>refuses to elaborate further
>takes a nap

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Yeah they can talk

>Camille prepares for her rebuttal

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Gilbert Grape was better

One instance of abuse is enough to substantiate her op-ed, which is all this claim is about. All this other shit is circus. ANyone with >75IQ knew this since day one.

Kek

Do they do cross from closing?

BASED PUSSYGRABBER

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has her pussy ever been leaked? how does he just shove stuff in against her will all the time without causing injury? pristine pussy with no flaps or what?

How long left?

god damn effeminate asain males

It's only been an hour user. It feels like he's been talking for 3

Seriously, this calls into question the average person's understanding of violence. A broken nose doesn't look 'kinda puffy', a black eye isn't circles under the eyes, bottle rape isn't a trivial dildoing, etc.
That she'd have to be the dumbest person in the world to fake an attack the day before appearing on TV (and no evidence of injury is all makeup)

The sheer length of time at which he's gone on and on has probably hurt Amber's case immensely since I wouldn't be surprised if half the jury have just tuned out of this retard's ramblings.

>pubic bone

why all of this abuse supposedly done by Jhonny sounds like woman's sexual fantasy?

best acting she has done in career

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He's implying that Amber never had a pocket knife. He's saying that Johnny always keeps a pocket knife in his pocket and that he was responsible for cutting the mattress.

>He needs to convince the Jury of one of these incidents. One.
Why, because he says so? It's not up to him how the jury comes to their decision.

>cant grab your wife by the pussy

They are instructed to not talk to anybody even other jurors until deliberation.

>Pubic bone
You mean pelvic bone?

Hit or miss, I guess you never miss huh?
Nope. He has to convince them that all of the events happened, that all of the other people who testified are lying. Essentially you have to believe either that 10-20 people are lying and Turd is telling the truth OR heard is lying and they’re telling the truth. Which is more plausible?

The evidence is overwhelmingly in Depp’s favor.

if thats true then she must be a REALLY shitty actor

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>Nooo! Not the pubic bone!"

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HE GRABBED HER BY THE PUSSY BONE

good marning saar and madem !

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this mfer going for the 3 hours in one go

oh it's leakin' all right

>ELAINE IS COMING UP

LMAO

It was a toxic relationship but Heard used the media to defame him. It's pretty blatant. Will be surprised if the jury doesn't conclude that.

pubic boner

She was probably peglegged by some producer

>the guy’s name is literally Rottenborn
I haven’t gotten over this

>We get to laugh at Elaine after all
THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

do you know how numbers work? one precedes the other. could you take a guess as to which the next number would be?

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>Why, because he says so?
Because by definition Amber is not being defamatory if any of these incidents happened.

She will read whatever the frizz hair jew behind her types up on the script.

We completed the last Jigsaw. Here's a new one
>jigex.com/5BHhk
Posted in dead thread accidentally

>Elaine

WHAT, IF ANY, REASON DID YOU WANT TO BE ON THIS JURY? FOR YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME YOU LITTLE NIGGERS?

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I know, but she took that picture and presented it as evidence that the bed broke because Johnny pushed her onto it and punched her in the head while she was on it.

idk if you're joking or not, but "nearly broken nose" would be swollen and bruised for weeks

What the fuck is a pubic bone? Any Forums told me vagina bones didn't exist.

>le what if anything lady

>uhhhh the police lied man

>>she'd have to be the dumbest person in the world

Well, let's see, she's dumb enough to think applying a filter to a picture is enough to convince people that it's a brand new one depicting a separate incident, nevermind that neither of them look like actual injuries...

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i wish johnny depp was an actual wife beater, that would only make me respect him more. a whore like amber heard deserves it. my ex was exactly like her and i wish i beat her ass, especially when i found out she cheated on me multiple times.

i want to carve Ambers face in for this bad acting
has anyone here seen Aquaman ? was her acting in the movie that bad too ?

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But sadly the law isn't in his favour

Fucking sucks cos she's a nut job

He took an impossible case and now he's forced to manufacture the entire thing in closing arguments. They must have known early on that they were fucked, and now they just have to do everything they can to advocate for their client.
He's not a shit lawyer. He's a normal lawyer with a shit case.

>That she'd have to be the dumbest person in the world to fake an attack the day before appearing on TV
KEK as if she isn't

Nunca serás uma mulher.

Amberbros... How are we coping... Jewborn called us dumb...

When will the dogs start filing defamation of character lawsuit?
#justiceforBoo

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Jiggy anons?
>jigex.com/CrsmS

Also
>Even the police denied it
Then why should the Jury believe you? lol

fuck you basterd bich why amber slap

No he needs to convince them one event happened, if she was abused even once then the article she wrote isn't false and couldn't be defamation.

Celeb posting, do you want Hilters?
Because this thread is all normies and slide PR firms
kek, die jew

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>breaking your own belongings is ABUSE

That's not how actual humans think. If you meet someone who's lying about 99% of the shit he says, you're not gonna think "oh I need to analyze the 100 things he said to find the one time he may have told the truth", you're just gonna trash everything he said.
What Rottenborn is trying is a dumb ass technicality that would only works on fucking robots, not human beings.

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>"okay he's talking about my abuse now, now I have to look sad"
It's like she fundamentally doesn't understand emotions.

Anyone who isn't moved by Amber's heartfelt testimony is fucking deranged. It's obvious so many incels here side with Depp just because they want to see Amber suffer. No wonder women want nothing to do with you.

What a mediocre body.

She already admitted to writing the op ed right? She has been claiming this whole time it wasn't her

Elaine is going to finish the closing argument
There goes all your chances of winning heard

But he hasn't proven anything yet, retard.

Friendly reminder, johnny is going to lose because MUH WOMYN WE HAVE TO BELIEVE THEM bullshit, even after all the evidence proving that amber is full of shit.

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>it's horrible im not gonna play it again

But Rottenborn, you said we're not meant to trust Depp's witnesses

Como o outro tuga disse:
Você nunca será uma mulher.

wait she has boobs on her back ? what is this mirror showing ?

Yeah, I'm honestly not too hopeful, but it'd be nice if Depp managed to win. Can't really stop myself from hoping for good things, even if only a little.

>it was bad and I'm not gunna play it because it was so bad?

>talk about how ridiculous it is to claim an abuse victim's accusations are fake
>constantly say Johnny's accusations against Amber are fake
keep chatting, suit

kek

I was too busy staring at Momoa's pecks to notice

ZZzzZZZzzZzzz

How is this political?

mind you those were 3 punches
and she started it
was a few years ago
the average women or numale has no understanding just how much the average man is stronger than the average woman

>you have to rule for Amber or you're an incel

Reflection of a reflection dumb ass

fact = proof

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>the facts are overwhelming of abuse...uh, one time
I can't get over how funny this is

is it finally over?

>If you rule against amber, you're a bad person k?

Fuck off

>were gonna hear from Mr. Elaine
NOOOO PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOO
LET IT END

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Yes but it's still up to the jury to all say yes.
If there's a single person saying no it's over. It's crazy but that's why it's hard to win. Amber is full of BS and there's tons of evidence against her but it really doesn't matter

>residentsleeper.jpg

He didn't hit her, but he should have.
If he did hit her, he should have killed her.
I wish this bitch was dead so we wouldn't have had this circus of a court.

>celebs with all their money
>toster nude pics
Why can't they hire some photographer so they can keep photos of their prime bodies?

I wonder if Rekieta regrets ever letting this retard "Legal Vices" on his stream or if he is just desparate for guests since the other bitch stole his grift

nobody can prove that something like that NEVER happened, it's impossible.

Hope in your impotent rage when Depp loses this (And then these two cunts go on another half decade run of trial after trial making each other miserable), you remember me telling you so.

Man i hate bugs

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I guess part of the pelvis

>what was the question?
>I don't recall

>HE CAN'T PROVE THAT HE DIDN'T ABUSE HER AT LEAST ONCE
lol?

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Another autist
ask the jannies they are the ones banning everyone not posting about this in Any Forums

Chew literally said clear and convincing. Yes he did tell them that, why is Rottenborn saying he didn't?

>"HERE'S HOW MY CLIENT CAN WIN. IF X HAPPENS ONLY ONCE. MY CLIENT WINS"
Sad.

Christ now we get into the REALLY boring stuff

She is way too good at fucking men's brains out for this to be the case.

This guy is so misleading.

>no matter how honest you have to do more
she wasn't honest at all abut any of her imperfections

Sir, its a yes or no question

Wonder if they are not playing the videos because they don't want to endanger their case further.
Could be fatigue too.

meant rebuttal*

NOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOO DONT HAND IT OVER TO ELAINE

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We don't have closing rebuttal, do we?

You are dumb, bro

It's not, mods are asleep, it's a slide thread.
Normies love their celebrities

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True enough, but I still expect Depp to win. If he doesn’t that will be a true perversion of justice

Then again, even if he de jure loses the case he still de facto wins. In spite of all the PoundMeToo madness, he’s won in the court of public opinion

damn, anime is real

this is a court of law
laws are created by politicians
therefore there is a direct nexus between this case and politics

Rottenborn is making a really good point. I'm pretty sure he'll get some of the jury on his side even if it's scummy jewry

Think of Amber's continual acting failures during this trial. It's like an Olympic athlete or NASA scientist: their whole lives are preparation for one moment. She's been acting for decades, this is the most important acting job of her life and she's completely unconvincing. Can't even produce fake tears.

>all this pleading for emotion
facts are misogynist ok? don't trust your eyes and ears and witnesses, they were all paid experts anyway, trust ALL women except if they are not called Heard

Nah senpai
He took an easy case, the case is amber's to lose per the law
However, their team is absolutely shit but if Depp wins this that's an insane victory

Defamation cases are super hard to win for plaintiff

Her lawyer said "She could have chopped it off with an axe and it wouldn't matter" so yeah. Didn't bring up any evidence whatsoever.

courts have this thing called precedents

does redirect count towards their 2 hours as well? This guy has gone for 1+ hour already

>Chew literally forgot to say the part where Amber literally admitted to writing the op ed out of malice to stop Johnny
not gonna lie bros this is kind of a blunder from our guy...

Fuck off and die rottenborn

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Even if Depp loses and Amber wins the countersuit and gets the 100 mill:
Nunca serás XX.

I feel disgusted listening to this closing.

not necessarily
she ain't messin with no broke niggers

Legal Bytes is already sabotaging herself by going full women and starting shit. Rekieta has over 10k more views.

Closing
Closing + rebuttal
Rebuttal
Rebuttal to rebuttal

yes C tier at best sadly
aquaman and the league of extraordinary gentleman is a cool and underrated universe but they obviosuly struggled to get actors that do justice to the francise

She's gonna win because she's a woman. I hate this fucking clown world.

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Me too is unironically over. Women themselves buried it. This would just be the final nail.

>If there's a single person saying no it's over
Done jury duty many times and usually one guy takes the lead and everyone else just agrees with them out of peer pressure. If the majority believe johnny then the rest will join in due to peer pressure.

Yes, it does.
I still hope they will run out of time.

Can't see Depp winning anymore, this changes everything

There is rebuttal for both because of counterclaim. How can you live in this general and be this retarded?

The jury will find for the very beautiful Heard and not for that abuser Depp

Only in bullshit #metoo cases will they say not having proper evidence is evidence enough.

>they will say its not true because she's lying, but even that isn't even true

Are we watching Asmongold or XQC? I feel like XQC has shit takes, but at least he's not as biased as Asmon.

Johnny stood no chance under the Trump presidency, but under the Brandon presidency...

I blame years of seeing unrealistic violence on TV for this misunderstanding. People getting fifteen punches to the face then appearing in the next scene with a minor scratch gives an unrealistic expectation of reality to dumb people (women, numales).
Getting headbutt once, or punched once, leaves a lot more of a mark than we've seen here. I love her story of getting backhanded too, "and then blood sprayed on the wall!" like she lives in a fucking anime.

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He said it early in

yeah it's not gonna end today

And thank god for that lol

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This is true my dude

Have to go for an hour, someone else will have to make the jigsaws

He literally did you fucking monkey "she said it yesterday, her own words".

Soooooooooooo
This is where the normies go to in Any Forums
/b tier thread

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Civil juries rarely deadlock though. It's only like a 5% chance.

But he just read a bunch of messages blaming himself?

>starting shit
what shit is she starting

can they just say whatever the fuck they want in the closing argument without any evidence? what's even the point of the whole trial then

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Elaine when?

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I'm not a child so I'm watching it by myself

so his strategy is just "plant some doubt in any of the jurors so they check "NO" in one of the boxes", right?

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Any Forums lied to you bro. Women have 206 bones in their vajayjay.

i just beat Donkey Kong Country 2 in the time this fucker is speaking

>Seriously, this calls into question the average person's understanding of violence.
This is quite seriously a problem in modernity—most people really have no idea what the aftermath of a serious punch looks like, so they're poorly equipped to make judgments.

This and everyone just wants to go home so it gets done faster.

Fuck off Twitch-nigger.

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please have some respect

Nice digits

Even if they think he hit her once she's still being defamatory by saying he was sexually violent so no.

I don't even know what happened and I went to bed last night the moment The Quartering hopped on so I still have to see it, from my understanding it's just a dumb cunt being a dumb cunt

>if she wanted to hurt him she would have done this other thing

Did they ever address AH claim for 100M?

>taking your op ed to your lawyer to make sure it's legally watertight
yeah that looks great

What did she do?

10/10 in bongland

.....just stop.

sirs... i must do the needful for she

god can this guy shut the FUCK UP ive literally never heard someone talk for so long yet say literally nothing

This. Commentary during live trial is cringe

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>op ed isn't about anyone in particular
>worried about defamation in the op ed
hm

He mentioned the part where she admitted it, but he didn't say the part where she admitted she wrote it to stop him.

Bros, did this woman really say pic related? Please tell me there’s a link of her saying this.

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objection speculation

>Look at what I can do with this gripper. If I see anyone taking Amber's side I'll break your freaking hands

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They didn’t happen
She’s a lying BPD whore, that’s why Mollusk is attracted to her
Many such cases

i strongly dislike indian people

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This is my experience as well. The average juror isn't very smart and just want to get it over with. They barely consider all of the evidence and decide purely on emotion. If you are the odd one out they will all gang up on you forcing you to change your mind.

You have an interesting family life.

>our damages expert

>xqc viewer
kill yourself zoomerfag

I think they dropped that unofficially two days back.

i lost my temper once
but you have to treat women differently
they are weaker and need guardians
but recently the bitches think thats not the case

>Kathryn Arnold
Why would he remind them of >her?

>boobs on her back

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Is he trying to implicate the bitch?

The law isn't in his favor but that's where AHs team fucked up. If they argued this close from the get go, then they woulda won 100% which is what ever legal expert/youtuber lawyer has said too.

Problem is, her own fucking narcasissm got her to admit that the op ed was about him, lmfao. That's why most think he will win now

I want Depp to win, but at the same time if he loses he kinda deserves that too, for leaving his loyal wife for this crazy bitch.

I'd love to see their countenance right now. They've got to be getting bored of this.

Closing arguments aren't supposed to factor in to deliberations, I swear I've heard that somewhere but it might just be criminal cases or something. Either way obviously they still do.

Johnnys team did what they could do
Make her look like a psycho bitch so she never gets hired again
They know they lost the case
There will be one simp who refuses to cooperate and will find amber not guilty
They have restored Johnny’s reputation in the eyes of enough of the public to call this a win
Amber will win the case but lose her career
It’s been fun folks

okay shit I'm baking hold on

Good question

For me it was that bottle throwing incident. Broken alcohol bottles don't break like window glass, where it goes flat. That glass would've been thick and jagged and pointed upward. And then he supposedly attacks her. The floor would be covered in blood and she'd need stiches.

Her boyfriend is an English lad. Please show our women respect.

lol

what is the eta on verdict delivery

Just gotta hope for no roasties or simps

>Done jury duty many times
why lie?

>eta
Wednesday if we're lucky

She just asked a lawyer to try to not be sued, that is malicious in itself.

How long has rotten born been talking for?

now show us what number that is

2 weeks

They have been awful with time management.
If Elaine is coming on after this, they're going to burn through their 2 hours.

>at least he's not as biased as Asmon.
Assmon is a white knighting retard.

their "Damages Expert" is the most fraudulent of all the fraudulent expert witnesses

look at david shane's team flailing in this thread
lol one posters

Tuesday at the earliest

tues/wed likely

She banned DUIGuy from her stream because of the face he made in the gallery then tried to double down on it when called out for it.
Also her guests all talk way too fucking much and constantly talk over the stream.

which gripper?

40+ years too long

If you’re watching a twitch streamer over our own degenerate Nicky Rackets then you’re ngmi

>wrong trip
DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T

fuck of fag

What's wrong with you?

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Amber and her team have lied, obfuscated, submitted the same picture for two different events, etc. It would be impossible to unearth the truth at this point. The average person isn't going to sit there and try to determine what snapshot in time is real out of the mountain of shit that the defense has dropped on them. It's easier to say nah fuck you you lied about everything because I have reasonable doubt over every single thing you say.

Sunni or Shia?

fake and gay

Doing the Lord's work OP

>whole ass

Yikes.

bake your penis in my loving oven bong-sama

give him the W

the picture is reversed

FAKE

FALSE TRIP CODE, THIS GUY'S AN IMPOSTER

>Muh freedom of speech

........

christ your a faggot

Yeah, shame they never pressed further on Kathryn Arnold's 50M claim cf Ambers 100M

NEW THREAD HERE

If not today then they will go back on tuesday to continue the deliberation. Judge said she would give them 50 hours without bothering them before she would check in to see what's the matter.

fuuuck no way...isn't the jury obligated to deliberate until they reach a verdict....i.e. 120 fucking hours in a room?

STAND UP FOR AMERICA

You deserve a post-natal abortion

Why are you doing this?

its been 84 years

>Start with murica argument
>Stop with murica argument

Well there' your Any Forums

Oh, boy that smile.
She's a lich.

For the freedom of speech to work, fuck Johnny Depp

MUH FIRST AMENDMENT

I got it, I got it.

I'm good.

HERE WE GO

Thank god he finally shut the fuck up

A fucking bird just crash landed and died in my kitchen during this closing testimony. What is God trying to tell me?

Oh no, here comes Elaine

based and realpilled

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Real chav

Oh you have to be kidding me

Judge Penny said she isn't serving dinner for the jury.
I bet we'll have a verdict within an hour.

They're done with Turd's incessant, defamatory lies.
She's been fully revealed to the world to be the worst kind of narcissist.

WELL DONE BEN CHEW.
>Good morning. I'm Ben Chew.
youtu.be/sYv9D8CIDJQ?t=188

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OP's bake. Thank you boss

Amazon delivering it Tuesday, so expect it Thursday

1, 65kg. I just got it. I had the basic grippers you find in exercise stores, 20kg and 35kg.
My left hand is stronger for some reason

Buy more milk

>elaine starts off with a witch's cackle

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Make a stew. Or deep fry it

There isnt one.

smdh

>isn't the jury obligated to deliberate until they reach a verdict
They have to deliberate until a verdict, but that doesn't have to happen consecutively
They'll work 8 hours and go home, then come back and do it again

>her lawyer stops talking
>she stops looking sad
She has no emotions, does she?

>let her win because it's more than the case, and for the people
god I didn't need this cringe so early in the morning

Maybe gore?
NORMIE CELEBRITY THREAD

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dude the skin of females is much more softer and tender than a mans
when my IRL shit went down my wife punched and slapped me for about two minutes
while i was seething and about to explode
when she grabbed me by the neck i punched her 3 times and she was down
she is docile ever since that day

AUTHENTIC.

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>Do you see this picture? Yes, here, here where it says she published it, she really didn't publish it, she could have, she could have written it too, but she didn't, she could have written much, much more, but she didn't, she didn't publish, it says she did, she said she did, but she really didn't, she also did not write it, she could have published it but not written it, but she didn't, she didn't publish it, she didn't write it even though she very well could have, it's all true, obviously, it's not her account of anything, she didn't write it, but it's true, you have to understand that it, you know, it doesn't refer Depp, even though it pretty much does, it doesn't, she said it does, but she didn't actually say that, she didn't publish it. She's innocent, she didn't do anything, she did, but she didn't die, she lied only to not lie, everyone lies, you lie, I lie, she doesn't, all the witnesses did, I do, but she really didn't. Everyone's bought you know, everyone, the judge too, yes, the judge, you, you too, she isn't though, she didn't publish anything, she didn't write anything, she didn't pay us, she pledged money to us, you have to understand, she didn't publish it, she said she did, she didn't. She's innocent, he is monster, he didn't say that, but he, he is a monster, he said mean words, she didn't publish it. She could have, she could have written it, she could have written even more, it's all true and it does refer to him, but she is not involved in any of it. She has a 1st amendment right to do what she clearly did not do, even if she did she didn't, you cannot proof it, no one can, it is all true, other than the parts that aren't. But she didn't write it, she didn't publish it. She is innocent.

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Why would she care if he made a face? Doesn’t make much sense to me

Here comes Elaine to take a steaming shit on any progress Rottenborn might have made (which I suspect isn't much anyway)