Im broke as fuck, how do i deworm myself with common household products

im broke as fuck, how do i deworm myself with common household products

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Drano does the job well

Bleach enema

im not gonna put anything up my bum so forget enemas completely

Use snuff (dip, cope, skoal) and swallow instead of spitting.

1. Minced garlic (powerful)
2. Chopped onions
3. Oregano
4. Very hot chillis (powerful)
5. Ground cinnamon
6. Ground turmeric
7. Ground mint
8. Ground dill
9. Grated carrots (powerful)
10. Apple cider vinegar
11. Cucumber and pumpkin seeds (powerful)

All of these are used by farmers to naturally deworm their chickens. I usually use all of these ingredients at once incidentally in my home-made curries. Gut-busting goodness.

>1 metre of San Pedro cactus
>12 Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds
>5 grams of dried P.subs
>27 grams of dried cannabis
>lots of tobacco
>5-HTP
Enjoy

This is the only correct answer

Ammonia and bleach

i ran out of tobacco

This.

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>i ran out of tobacco
I hear that robbery is easy

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> Anonymous (ID: Yb4ELg5t) 05/27/22(Fri)05:24:07 No.379722625▶
>im broke as fuck, how do i deworm myself with common household products
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: gezNKkgh) 05/27/22(Fri)05:25:47 No.379722763▶
> (OP)
>Drano does the job well
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: /see1Xnn) 05/27/22(Fri)05:26:36 No.379722820▶
> (OP)
>Bleach enema
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: Yb4ELg5t) 05/27/22(Fri)05:30:17 No.379723147▶
>
>im not gonna put anything up my bum so forget enemas completely
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: V1KZekqa) 05/27/22(Fri)05:38:30 No.379723780▶
> (OP)
>Use snuff (dip, cope, skoal) and swallow instead of spitting.
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: yMKgcbmD) 05/27/22(Fri)05:38:49 No.379723809▶
>1. Minced garlic (powerful)
>2. Chopped onions
>3. Oregano
>4. Very hot chillis (powerful)
>5. Ground cinnamon
>6. Ground turmeric
>7. Ground mint
>8. Ground dill
>9. Grated carrots (powerful)
>10. Apple cider vinegar
>11. Cucumber and pumpkin seeds (powerful)

fuck it, im gunna rob my servo tonight

take meds

>sit on floor
>put hands on floor between legs
>lift legs in air
>pull yourself along with hands
Simple as.

Keep your fingernails trimmed
Don't scratch your ass
Wash your underwear on the sanitary/hottest water cycle
Do the same with your sheets on a regular basis
None of this will kill your existing worms but will break the reproductive cycle so when the current generation dies, there won't be new ones to replace them.

No.

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Keep in mind, the pumpkin seeds must not be cooked.

i dont wear undies ever but dont they just crawl out of your bum in the middle of the night and slide in your mouth

>im gunna rob my servo tonight
Based!

>i dont wear undies ever
Wtf? So who’s undies did I just shit in?

will kissing my kot give me worms
i cant help it i love him so much

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yours doofus go take a shower

what about a whole piece of garlic, i had 5 on an empty stomach two days ago