Can somebody please give me a QRD on different Christian churches/denominations including pros and cons?

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Snailboard gets are meaningless. Your skydaddy didn't do that, some NEET did.

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Here's my honest advise. Pray to God that you are given discernment. All of the denominations are full of charlatans that claim to pull all their teachings from the Bible. All your questions or doubt will be dismissed as lack of faith or some moral failing on your part. Here's the most important thing. Know Jesus for yourself. Know the Bible. Don't be scared to not have answers to every subject. Trust that God will lead you and let him. That's walking in the spirit. He'll link you up with the right people.

Catholics and orthos both worship Mary, but orthos don't have a pope. Despite not having a pope, they share common occult symbolism

Lutheranism is catholicism lite

Calvinism basically teaches God forces people to be saved because there is no free will. Damned are born damned, saved are born saved. They teach God is so sovereign that people sin by God's decree.

Southern baptists are masonic

Old Independent Fundamentalist Baptists and New Independent Fundamentalist Baptists teach that repentance is a change of mind and turning from sin is works. OIFB believes Homos can be saved, NIFB believes Homos can't be saved.

Pentecostalism/Charasmatic/NAR/ Prosperity/Word of Faith all come out of the so-called asuza street revival and are super wacked out. Also very masonic. (Trump's spiritual advisors come out of this one)

SDA believes in Saturday sabbath, complete destruction of a person instead of eternal damnation, and that the mark of the beast is Sunday worship.

Jehovah's witnesses and Mormons are cults that are the most masonic denominations.

Nondenominational is a deceptive term. Many have pentecostal or calvinist doctrine.

Fundamental baptists are closest to scripture IMO, but holding to any specific denomination isn't good. Scripture does not teach denominationalism. Scripture says the Holy Spirit is the one who should be leading us, and he should lead us to the church he wants us to be at. I believe there are saved people among most denominations. The most important thing is Christ crucified, his imputed righteousness, seeking him with the whole heart, dying to the flesh, and living to glorify God.

Which ones are most mystical? Ortho?

>mystical
What does it mean to be mystical to you?

... Literally into mysticism.

I can only give you the broad overviews

Protestantism: In a pure form is considered a return to the first church and removes a lot of dogmatic excess and pointless rituals. Unfortunately it can kind of mean anything any more and there are hundreds of different internal denominations.

Catholocism: The longest running version of Christianity. Plenty of art, history, "canon," and some downright stunning cathedrals. Unfortunately it also involves such things as the confessional wherein you can pay for "absolution" from any crime by essentially bribing God. Celibacy in the priesthood, the confessional, indulgence, and the worshipping of the saints are all completely unfounded biblically and I would say catholics practice idolatry.

Also there's the apocryphal texts which a true Protestant and devout catholic would be tempted to choke each other over

Eastern Orthodoxy: Don't honestly know how, but from a cursory glance it looks like Russian flavored catholicism. If you say that to one of them they will have a stroke.

Gnosticism: The inbred schizophrenic cousin. Pretty much only practiced by people who cannot function in normal society,also says that God isn't actually God but some kind of demon and Satan isn't actually Satan. Interesting to look at but I wouldn't get too close.

>Also there's the apocryphal texts which a true Protestant and devout catholic would be tempted to choke each other over
What's this stuff all about?

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>Unfortunately it also involves such things as the confessional wherein you can pay for "absolution" from any crime by essentially bribing God
wat? this is not true

>also says that God isn't actually God but some kind of demon and Satan isn't actually Satan
The demiurge isn't God - God is ALL, of which you are a part

they can't, all the truth is all tucked away in a vault

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all i know is that lutheran church here cherrypicks out of context lines from bible to justify modernization like marrying gays. i think this has more to do with no one in recent generation pursuing career in theology other than freaks hellbent on subverting it

Thanks for taking the time to write that.

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God Isn't real you geek ass fairytale believer