>Only need a few tools
>No lumber required
>discreet/private so you can avoid the zoning jews
>can always add more space if you need it
>minimal maintenance
>low heating and cooling costs
Why haven't you taken the tunnel pill yet?
Jonathan Parker
Benjamin Cox
>Lungs full of dust
>Potato bugs and beetles eat your brain at night
>Dug tunnel so far you begin hallucinating of demons
>Can visually hear footsteps
>Unwashable smell of cold earth follows you
>Hear millions of cries each night of your insect neighbors
>God has long abandoned you since you are too far from the sun and farmable earth
>strike gold
>get rich
>become dwarf
>cucked by a dragon
Michael Campbell
Is James Pearson your dad?
Justin Cruz
>Inb4 the tax man says you made an unlicensed addition, raise your property taxes for "improving the land", and make you fill it up under the guise of protecting children and the environment.
Jayden Nguyen
Didn't you ask this in the kung fu thread last night nigger beard? As far as I'm concerned your father is James Pearson
Wyatt Jackson
Kek
Ian Perry
This nigga wanna live like a badger. Yo fuck that. Bitches like clean sheets and kitchens n' shit.
Brayden Campbell
Can't tax what you can't see
Colton Diaz
Just seen that one yesterday. If my soil was not so rocky I would try this.
Xavier Fisher
>Implying ooga booga cares about what roasties think
NGMI
Owen Rogers
Wew lad its like pic related except under ground
Samuel Lee
tolate,,,10 feets under posting,,below the basment,subasment!,
,cozy.
,,,,but,KEEp out! this my hole,,imade it for ME!
Jordan Walker
Checked and based, you could carve yourself into a mountain too user
Adam Wilson
Excelsior!!!
Jayden Gonzalez
>ground collapses when your inside
Heh nothing personal, mole fag
Christopher Robinson
Nigger beard you're father James Pearson isn't hear he never was, thats why you're a fatherless nigger with a beard
Thomas Long
Adrian James
>implying supports weren't put to use
>implying its just a hole
>implying its not a an underground shaft
Ngmi
Adam Martin
i dont know why that obviously fake video is going around on telegram. there are so many of these chinks making fake underground houses now, must be making them loads in ad money
Asher Russell
>there are so many of these chinks making fake underground houses now, must be making them loads in ad money
Explain
Christian Lee
Based, just bought my digging shovel last week. I'm going to meet Sandy Loam.
Oliver Lewis
Wut
Eli Martin
I've been wondering about this.. like if i just start to dig with a shovel/pickaxe a hole in my garden how far down can i go before its too hard to dig?
Xavier Roberts
water seeping in, nigger
Isaac Watson
Buy a septic tank for $599 bury it, clean. No water. No bugs. Has 4" pipe that could be for air. Has manhole style hatch with plastic tunnel. Easy. Cheap. At least hide food in it. Tell NO ONE! no one.