/jdt/ - Boring Motion Practice on Jury Instructions Edition

Rottenborn vs lawschoolers

It was over 330 posts when I made this one.
This, and we don't have split bread right now.

Not saying much.

*sniffle* I AM REAL HUMAN BEAN, I AM AMERICAN, THEY MICROWAVED MY BAAAAABY, EVERYONE IS LYING EXCEPT ME!!

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ʎǝʞɔiɹɔ

heard's team even tipped their hand when they had amber testify that she is, in fact, an american

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Has nobody told Amber that microwaves are good at warming up babies?

>Do you have any actual evidence?
>W-well no

Why was he not on the stand? what a pussy, he got beaten by Amber and did not even speak up.

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do you feel bad for Amber? even a little bit?

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I'm gonna fuck this women

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the heat of the microwave cooks the baby

ambers team did well considering the absolute horse shit they had to deal with

They are saying big words for my small brain. What's happening?

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BIG win for Amber today (and yesterday)

Deppcells on suicide watch

who was the other guy and why is he retarded?

JD's team seems to genuinely hate Amber.

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me want jigsaw

Nah, she couldn't act to save her career.

no, she had this shit coming

No she made it all up kek lel jej
That's more like it.

Looking at precedent.but I'm shutting down

Fuck no.

lolno

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Evidence mutherfucker! Do you got it?

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>Uh... okay.
oh no rottenbros

>JD's team seems to genuinely hate Amber.
If you were in it as deep as they are, you'd hate her, too.

Legal bickering over whether or not the Waldman statements are self defense or something

No, it just keeps the baby warm

>Rottenborn being rotten

I am really enjoying hearing this technical talk. Unironically.

Not at all. I feel sorry for her sister though.

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MOUNTAINS
OF
EVIDENCE
Here it is. I rest my case.

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I mean it’s obvious Johnny beat her but if I’m being honest who gives a fuck

johnny bros... we got too cocky. Judge is about to throw his claims out. It's over.

Her sister was abused by her and yet came to defend the cunt.

Well you have to think that they've spent 2 years with the guy, they've seen all the evidence and testimony that couldn't come in. If what they were allowed to bring in did so much good for Johnny just think about all the shit that didnt

did you read the mails? rocketman is probably the biggest cuck ever. he offered her to get/pay her lawyers and shit

No, I'd legit rape her corpse

jesus christ censor that shit or take it to Any Forums

Hey-- can we not with the ableist mental health jokes in here? It is matching the energy of some Depp stans & kinda not cool.

Get in line

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Yeah, it's pretty interesting when they argue over the nuance of the actual law and the case law history.

and there it is.

incels need to be rounded up in camps

youtube.com/watch?v=2tdiKTSdE9Y

Rottenfag

what the fuck were Ambers team thinking? was Amber just insisting she go back on the stand? retard move

what are they arguing about bros

Are they arguing on if AH can start up another lawsuit in retaliation to this?

He's already in tons of trouble with both Twitter and Tesla. He probably just didn't want to get involved in even more fuckery.

Could you removed the redaction block so we can see the meta data?

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Can y'all like STOP speaking so badly about Amber Heard?? Let her have a VOICE that she deserves as an AMERICAN WOMAN.

Her sister could easily cut her off

>your my client defamed amber yes how could you tell
>so your client did defame mr. deep
>um no-no

Why do Rottenborn and his little sidekick look so fucking similar? They've dressed in the same suits, he has the same hair has him, same hair colour, even the facial structure is very similar. Are they gay brothers or something?

Is she our gal?

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I slept in and missed Turd was it good?

Whats his end game?

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tell 'em, SISTER!

Did Depp every say one million alpacas in court or was it just someone saying he said it?

I need to hear him say it if he said it

>meet celebrity
>nicest guy, incredible humble but a bit "defeated" and sad
>find out that his ex wife accused him of a bunch of shit that ruined his reputation
>see ALL of the evidence (including the stuff not allowed in court)
>realise how celeb has been hard done
I don't think anyone in his team could not hate Amber if they have literally any empathy

Chew is letting his mooks get some experience

I don't know but it sounds like Amber's side is winning

She would have had to have been the one to want to go back on, if they sent her back on without her consent they would have been fucked

probably a final attempt at an emotional statement
she basically "cried" the whole time she was questioned by her lawyer

I had felt bad for her a little then she said "As an American"

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Waldman tweet. It's impressive seeing the amount of lawyers johnny has. Betty interesting seeing how lawyers work.

PENNY DIGITS CHECKED

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The chew is looking out for his students.

>oh shit

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He said it years ago but it was stated to him in court too.

>and there it is.
lmao go back to twitter and "debate" people
or get a job that actually pays, incel.

what is this board?

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Look at Camille and the other nigga on the back, they are seething kek.

I keep hearing how sociopaths are very charismatic and are able to charm your socks off for the sake of personal gain, but then I look at Amber. Nothing about her personality is appealing at all and she has about as much charm as a dead trout. What did Johnny and Elon see in her? Just a pretty face before it hit the wall?

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They're now bickering about jury instructions basically

>have a rich dad who made millions exploiting child labor in african diamond mines
>buy promising companies created by other people
>somehow everyone thinks you're some kind of genius
>get to fuck super hot women because of your money and reputation
Being rich is living life on very easy mode

She clearly fucking hates Elaine so she's alright in my book.

She finally found the Any Forums board

Witnessed

>JOHNNY DEPP TEAM BTFO

Amber’s team seems to hate her

>fix your balding head

He's gonna swoop in when Amber looses and pick up the pieces, then in a few years we'll have more turd-kino when he's accused as a turd-beather

youtube.com/watch?v=7tswfGjm0no

Maybe that's this guy's job. Nerdy legal case law instead of direct and cross examining.

So is it over?

You have no idea on how low men can fall for some pussy. Her grind game must have been godly.

These 2 goofs are making the Plaintiff look bad

One on one she in meant to be incredibly endearing. It has to be when she can shower YOU with her attention.

1887bros, we won

what just happened? what was denied?

missed 20m, anything good happened?

If he testified in favor of JD he would salvage his reputation substantially

Yes.

I'm going to take Ben Chew's V card

What did judge penny just deny? explain

Doubly so if they been in or know someone who been in a abusive situation since Falseflagging is basically trivializing those situations.

They're only able to charm a single person at a time. Add to that that you're watching her through a screen.

Fucking Moot messing up this trial

there is no line just me and her pic is one of my harem in the stands drawing our love making

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it's an art piece.
she's going to sit on it with no tampon in for the entire trial and then sell it and claim the proceeds go to victims of domestic abuse and then actually use the money to travel the world and get beheaded by niggers on day 1

So, the only reason Ben Chew isn't taking charge here is because he knows they wont be able to win this little scrap "making it self defence" (or whatever). So he's giving the young guys a shot at it for experience?

He's a genius for managing it desu
Not responsible for much yet still got the credit anyway

Everything you know is wrong

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she literally destroyed her own case.
>called everyone a liar.
>everyone has to believe her because she is a survivor.
>she didnt leak anything because she would do it way better.
>kate moss did it only for publicity.
and so on. you should watch it

certainly having wealth from start helps, but if you are dumb fuck, no amount of money will help you

Tomorrow closing statements, then jury verdict sometime next week. The exciting stuff is over.

How to defeat a CERTIFIED EXPERT psychologist:

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johnny depp's defamation claim

The bum cheek imprint board. Imagine giving that a proper whiff

>missed 20m, anything good happened?
Johnny depps team have just lost him the case

hahaahah ANOTHER WIN FOR MS. HEARD! INCELS BTFO

You trannies are fucking retarded, this is for the slap option the defendant took for Amber and the entire case is based on the accusations made by her, if the jury doesn't find anything wrong with what johnny said they win, so right now Amber is in the mud.

did Camille know she was gonna come back up? because her cross was a surgical