/jdt/ - randirona edition

ty poo for making the thread. JANNIES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

what the hell was that all about?

this will do
>Amber's sister
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

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Deleted bro

What the fuck is wrong with jannies??

>Rekieta being a fence sitting cuckhold

As expected of a former gunt guard and actual cuck. LegalHole is a bitter cunt and deserves redicule.

Cheers lads

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that's a long sidebar

sir, good morning

why does her sister looks like a bitter cunt

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Fuck jannies, give back britbong

No, we have four threads now.

Calm down I talked to moot this thread is allowed here

youtu.be/G6rBUiNx0Cs

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mfw jannies

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good morning, sirs

Drugs and abuse

Kek.

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PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND SHIT ON MY CHEST

The other sibling is always uglier for some reason. Does that mean she did more coke than Amber?

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Will she be ok bros?

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Yeah it's honestly like Dennis from it's always sunny, absolutely goes from maximum to zero straight up to maximum again. I think the majority of actors are legitimately pandered sociopaths though so it's not exactly a surprise.

I'm guessing some new janny who didn't know how these threads function. There's only ever created a new one when bump limit is hit + the thread is on its way out of the catalogue.

The new janny probably just thought it was an attempt at having multi-threads.

Claiming Benjamin

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oh ok, this was the 1st i saw

jannies shot themselves in the foot with this one

daily reminder that the most genuine crying acts that were recorded on movies were based on something the actor was geuinely emotional over. you can never act a cry episode 100 % genuinely.

heres an example:
youtube.com/watch?v=EZGXCDJATDs

this was considered a masterpiece. reason? because will smith crying was genuine because trying to relate to his real dad who left him aswell.

The political implications of this are huge. It's probably the most known about case in years. And it deals with issues of gender that are very relevant to politics and current events.

My perro is going to take a caca.

SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT
BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRRRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOODODOOODOOODOOODOOODODDXXXUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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BRAP BRAP BRAP
BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP
ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SPLOP SPLOP SPLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOPPPPOPOPLOLOLOLOLOLPP SPORRRROOOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST FSSSSSSSSssssssssssss wipes
PARRRRRRRRRP BRROOOOOPOPOOPOPOPOP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONON ONO ONNO STOP BOI
*squats*

*inhales*
UHHHHHHH *FRRPRPFPPPRPPRFDPPPPFPFPPFPFPFP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP FFRFRRRPRPPPPPP BRAAAAAAAMMMMMMP* BLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPRPPP NUUUUUUUOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTT NUORTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL SKWASWAKSWAKSKAWSKKSAKS BRAP

UGH
Ugh... fuck... FUCK HERE COMES ANOTHER CACAAAAA
SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*licks anus*
*walks away*

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she needs to go to korea to cut off her jaw

How long does talking to the judge take?

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user, there was still an older one up. Its still up even. The one wiped was the third thread.

my dude

why was the last thread deleted??

ty for doing the needful

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here comes the cross, boys

Is she a hostage? I could fuck her if she put a bag on her head.

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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

I love taytay

>I HAVENT LIED ABOUT ANYTHING

KEKEKEKEKE

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kino time

jannies are unironically morons

>I haven't lied about anything

I want to hug her. Put a smile on her face, a kiss on her neck and a penis in her rectum. If you know what I mean

>your lies have been exposed multiple times, right?
holy FUCK what a start

AMBERSISTERS WHY DID WE GOT BACK ON THE STAND?!

>effectively

Let's goloooo. Let's dismantle the lieees

>It's not a lie if I believe it
KEK
The good old holocaust survivor play

are they gonna broadcast this columbian murder on live tv??/

>like 10 minutes of rebuttal
>Amber STILL finds time to seethe about Dr. Curry
she's seething so much about getting mogged holy shit

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Good morning sir
Stop splitting thread

would depp really talk about grip pressure

After his misadventure on the stand yesterday I hate them both but Amber more so hope she tanks

Yes.

>HE'S NOT THE REAL MANAGER

My older brother is a gigachad with perfect hair while I'm bald and skinnyfat weak beta nerd

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>he wasn't there

SHES BACK TO NORMAL LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. NO EMOTIONS

He's stealing your Energy

>the johnny depp show
kek

what is this woman doing, she stopped the fake crying pretty quick

Good morning sirs and madeham, might I be the boald to be saying you are the sexy beauty lady. Please do the bob showing sexy vagene, you comeing to india for the wife?

THE JOHNNY DEPP SHOW
>STARRING: Johnny Depp

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she is very unlikeable

Yeah not to be a dick but the reason you know she’s lying is Johnny clearly doesn’t have it in him to be as alpha as she alleges

>Every else is a liar
Again?

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WE'RE ALL STARS NOW
IN
THE DEPP
SHOW

it is entertaining

>MISS HEARD, WE ARE NOT USING LUBE THIS TIME GET YOUR ANUS READY

kek

Well she certainly looks like she's tanking right now

She's such a conniving little bitch. Imagine having to listen to that whore on a daily basis

>I refuse to acknowledge him so it's not true whatever he said

What is this retardation?

MISS HEARD? MISS HEARD!

EVERYONE'S A LIAR BUT ME, JESUS WEPT

She's a really bad actress who got by on her looks.

>disgust
>contempt
>sneers
She's very much not helping herself in cross after the emotion outburst jesus christ.

Jesus this is fucking savage.

Camille, jesus, she has a child in microwave

>no
>I don't know
>I don't remember

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they have 7 hours to burn her to the ground...

Cammile seems really angry for a lawyer?

It checks out.

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A MICROWAVE ATE MY BABY

the difference is Amber Heard has no reason to lie. Everyone else has reasons to lie to get their 15 minutes of fame and be a part of the Johnny Depp show.

She's about to grill Amber on the tmz shit!

I really hope Bong OP wasn't banned.

Feisty latino genes.

BRIYNEY MAKES NEXT THREAD AGREED?

>What are the political implications of this?
Male victims of domestic abuse being treated slightly more fair, but victims of domestic abuse being once again BTFO because a bitch wants to be famous by trying to claim to be an abuse victim

reckon curry is watching the case while consooming some fine wine and cheese right now?

she's probably fucking jd

She isn't "crying" anymore, I'm confused...Was it fake?

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what a slimy cunt lmao

So it's pretty obvious that she lied multiple lies and dug quite the big hole for herself, but I think Amber genuinely believes that if she'll continue digging the hole deeper and deeper, she'll come back out on the other side.

AMBER SEETHING

WHY IS DR HUGHES STILL SITTING BEHIND AMBER'S SIDE?
WHY IS SHE STILL THERE?

CAmille Ear StickinG ouT RAAA

>I had no idea they would be there
>but I posed pretty well huh

Life is fake and gay

It's over

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Witnessed

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LMAO DAMN

Amber looking bad
like a liar
she might be about to lose her temper

based bojji poster

EVERYONE IS A LIAR BUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lol fucking gashes lmao

THAT GUY WAS SUS HE'S AN AMOGUS IMPOSTER A SUSSY BAKA

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"Shes wearing makeup"

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SSSSEEEEEEETHEE

Amber's lies and sins are all catching up to her. This is like the Seinfeld finale.

Cami is getting to her - the mask is slipping

WHAT DID I MISS MY SISTER CALLED ME??

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>I move to strike amber from existence

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heard's facial expressions are simply vile, so spiteful

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What’s amogus am brainlet?

microwavesisters...

>what actual survivor of dv wants that

Lol

I'M A SURVIVOR

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no time to cry anymore

MY MICROWAVE STEPPED ON A BABY

>Turdsist........

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>what actual survivor of domestic violence wants that?
none of them, that's the point lol

>what actual survivor would want that
OH NO NO NO NONONONONONONO

the mask is slipping hard

She’s an Angel.

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>what actual survivor of domestic abuse would want that?
>actual survivor of domestic abuse
true

This feels like an execution now lmao

lmao
>what survivor of domestic violence wants that?
what survivor of domestic violence, indeed

>And that information must have come from your team right?
>Absolutely not
Is she trying the Patrick defence?

Here's to Amber killing herself after this is all over

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She can hang around if she wants.

She is getting btfo

The johnny depp show

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stop turning to the jury bitch, it's so obvious

>miss heard are you saying everyone but you is lying
>YEAH WELL THEY WANT TO BE FAMOUS AND THATS WHY THEY ARE LYING HERE AGAINST ME TODAY
>to come here commit perjury?
>I DON'T KNOW
pretty much it

>we wuz survivour and shiiet

EVERYONE
IS LYING
EXCEPT ME

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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

High Emotional Intelligence user

AMBERBROS WE FUCKING LOST

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>another liar on the stand?

Everyone is a liar according to amber

>another liar on the stand, miss heard?

LMAO GET HER

kek, too hard to explain in such a fast thread. You should bing/google/duckduckgo it.

>WHAT ACTUAL SURVIVOR OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE WANTS THAT???

Exactly you dumb cunt

God I hope she kills herself

We've moved on to the next scene.

lmao thanks user

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This is extremely extremely enjoyable

Is the whole "talk to the jury" thing common in trials?
It seems so disingenuous.
Never noticed it this much before.

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ANOTHER LIAR ON THE STAND

what if she pulls a Slobodan Praljak?

Amber is raising her voice.

She's really salty that it's not the Amber Heard Show.

but why?
she's a "professional"
no need to stick around unless you have some personal investment

Oh shit she called her a liar

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>i just know that that's incorrect
she has amazing knowledge of the inner workings of TMZ for someone who's never worked with them

NOOOOOOO THE GAMER IS LYING HE'S NOT EVEN AN EXPERT HE'S LYING HE'S LYING HE'S NOT EVEN CERTIFIED

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>EVERYONE IS A LIAR REEEEEE

WHAT A SHITSHOW

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Cheers, lads.

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This isn't any good.
>You said blah, that was a lie
>No
repeat repeat. They need to trip her up this is just obvious

What a mistake.
Why did they allow Amber to come back.

EVERYONE LIES BUT MEEEEE

This feels like when a girl that hates another girl catches them out and LAYS INTO HER in highschool

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY THINK THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA???

Are we sure she has BPD and not schizophrenia? She sounds more deranged that the usual schizposter and is doing it (LIVE) and under oath lmao

Common human tic to look at whom you want approval from. Although it can go from tic to flat out tactic in the case of Amber here

On Direct: Boo Hoo Hoo Mircowave baby.
On Cross: I am stonk hear me roar.

Holy shit Amber is losing it.

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As long as she dies

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Why the fuck did they call her up? They really wanted her big sympathy moment?

Amber lying through her teeth rn

EVERYONE IS LYING DONT YOU GET IT

She's so mad right now kek

SHE IS IN SHAMBLES

>I had a mountain of evidence
WHERE

WTF Why doesn't Camille say "HOW THE FUCK COULD THE VIDEO COME FROM ANYONE BUT YOURSELF??????????????"

Amber is being torn apart

YUNG TMZ AKA LIL DRACO MALFOY IS THERE

>I wasn't smirking

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CAT FIGHT

why u lying bro

this is going real A Few Good Men

why not both?

An expert witness is allowed to sit down and watch if they want. She's not coming back up.

ohhhh

amber is gettinga angery lol

WHAT IS HAPPENING LMAO

THE FACE IS CRACKING

AHAHAHAHAHA DIDNT KNOW HOW TO LEAK THINGS AHAHA

Get her to blow up.

I could have leaked it, even though I don't know how to leak.

>MISS HEARD
MISS HEARD
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MISS HEARD

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Correction, Amber is fucking herself over

>she's going off the rails and getting visibly mad

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/R/-ING FANART OF CAMILLE GOING HARD ON AMBER WITH A STRAPON

>she's making the same contradiction about leaking again

BRUNETTE VS BLONDE; THE FINAL BATTLE

>Amber right now

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>-if- I LIED I WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER LIAR
>so you admit you're a good liar
>NO I NEVER LIE
lol

They don't care anymore. They probably told Amber that she could convince the jury with some more fake tears and handed Camille the executioner's sword.
They could grill Amber for six hours. They have the time.

MAKE IT STOP TURDSISTERS

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thread moving so fast I can't follow the replies and Camille

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Deppsisters, are we winning too much

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>I could done a better job of lying.
lol wut

MISS HEARD SHUT THE FUCK UP MISS HEARD

ITS OVER, FUEGO WINS

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MASK SLIPPED.

and a dear friend

Wouldn't she have a ptsd and a meltdown through this grilling if she really was suffering from it?

I thought Johnny taking the stand yesterday was bad but this is a fucking disaster class.

Checks out.

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having a certified qt3.14 cross examine her is what made this case

Why doesn't ROTTENBORN call for objection??
Have they given up?

JCS (JIMCANTSWIM) BETTER HAVE A 3 HR DOC ON THIS!!!

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Johnny came back so Amber probably felt like she had to too + Damage control for the smirking. But it REALLY is a mistake.

Oh shit it's the next day

in b4 THE HACKER KNOWN AS FOURCHUNGUS HACKED MY PHONE

HOLY SHIT JUST GET AMBER OFF THE FUCKING STAND

Allowing Amber back on the stand this late is the same as seppuku.

What the fuck were they thinking lmao

Where else could the video have possibly come from other than from Turd????????

Why didn't Camille highlight this so the jury understood this very clearly??????????

TURDSISTERS MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
>TURDSISTERS MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
TURDSISTERS MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
>TURDSISTERS MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
TURDSISTERS MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
>TURDSISTERS MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
TURDSISTERS MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
>TURDSISTERS MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

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holy fuck, camille is blowing her the fuck out

cute

CALL A T.O. BABY, GET HER OFF THE FLOOR

She's got fuck all make up

>wearing make up
obviously not, she's getting away with everything

This kills the Heard

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they sadly quit due to Youtube copyright/legal business

Anons, I missed today's testimony until now. Any major moments? Thanks!

Amber sisters....

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Good morning sir, check out these nudes of amber in the pool.

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YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE

She sent it to her friend who sent it to TMZ. It didn't come from Heard, directly.

It's always a huge risk when the party to a lawsuit takes the stand. In most criminal trials the defense attorney outright refuses to let their client be cross examined, even if they're innocent

Laverne & Shirley remake looks like ass

>AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROTTENBORN SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE ALL LYING EXCEPT ME

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She did, ah said draco was lying

Everyone in this thread is about to be worth $50 million dollars more than Amber

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Keep us posted, frog.

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TURD'S SIMPS WHERE ARE YOU NOW???

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Anons, we have two threads with less than 300 posts. Instead of making a new one we should go to the other one and wait.
Only one bread maker should be active.

SATAN CONFIRMS

I love this

Lmao

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>tfw no fiery latina gf

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OH NO NO NO NO NO TURD SISTERS
I WAS TOLD ALL MEN WERE ABUSERS

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#poop4amber

Buying Amica Cream

TUMBLING DOWN
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ITS COVERED BY MAKEUP!!!

>laughing with her friend about how much bank they're gonna make

Rhetorical question?

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what are they going to object? their only chance at winning is hoping camille goes to hard and the jury feels bad because mean beaner lady yelled at amber

>Why didn't Camille highlight this so the jury understood this very clearly??????????

Camille seems very intelligent and good at her job but she is young and getting upset/flustered at Heard.

I would bet that it was her intention to outline the TMZ guys statement that they only acquire video to show directly from the source to get the copyright or w/e and thus must have been leaked by Heard.

I bet Camille will be a force to be reckoned with, in the courtroom, in about 5-10 years

Checked!

Amberbros, were do we go from here?

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youtube.com/watch?v=0HyEoxOQOV4
Thread theme right now.

IT'S THE MAGIC MAKEUP

this cant be happening

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Don't say it directly, because it lets Heard deny it. Just don't being it up, it's sits in the minds of the jury.

based

>muh oath
Funny how easy it is for her to lie

anglo-user, get ready for THE thread

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ROTTENBORN SAVE HER

Notice how she isn't looking at the Jury as much anymore?

camillebutt

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So Depp's team has 5 hours to end Amber's life and Amber's team has.. 30 minutes? 0?

OHHH
SHITTTTTT

HERE WE GO

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Its going to be a shitshow soon

>HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD!
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HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD!
>HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD!
HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD! HOE(s) MAD!

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death to homosexuals

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ITS BRITNEY BITCH

>LETS GIVE YOU THAT CONTEXT

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OH FUCK ITS ANOTHER EDITED PHOTO THAT FUCKING BITCH

Really makes you thonk

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Amber's bruise kits are magic in a tin

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Amber should take a shit on the floor and plead insanity as this stage

AYYYYYYYYYYYE

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TURDsisters... its so fucking over holy shit

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The 'oath' is just a joke at this point

She spent her entire night sharpening the verbal machete shes taking to this sow.

based

I'm loving every second of this gentlemen.
Amber is getting fucking ROLLED right now.

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>EVERYONE IS LYING
>THEY ARE CONSPIRING WITH AN UMBRELLA MAN TO DEFAME ME
>I AM AN AMERICAN
this is like something out of phoenix wright

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I was convinced this was fake

Because it is better to let the jury come to their own conclusion rather than draw the conclusion FOR them.

QRD on the two witnesses that came before Mrs Turd???

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Confront her with the poop on the bed and she will go insane

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Good call, I'm surprised I didn't think of that. Court rooms are so disingenuous with this shit. I totally understand why people think lawyers are scumbags regardless if they are defense or prosecutors

can they play the recording of Turd saying nobody will believe Johnny again? now seems like a good time for it.

2 different fathers, your dad has a brother?

>MR HEARD, WHY DID YOU SHIT ON THE BED?

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Have solace that you are not a scumbag then if he didn't jump to it directly

>no tears
>no empathy
>no eggs
>no bruises
>no evidence
>dog stepped on bee
>baby on microwave

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Based Cavill poster

how long until the umbrella man is called to testify

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I still believe heard.

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turdsisters its over im done

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Thread is
Don't make new ones

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*You didn't

THIS

My father is bald since he was like 23 or something. And me and older brother have identical faces to him really.

Delete this, OP is back

Let there be the good light upon us

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can you faggot stop

>no eggs

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Good morning sirs.
This sperm burping gutter slut is getting absolutely mogged on the stand right now.

>NO EGGS
lol

>Umbrella man comes out of Johnny Depp and testifies that he was the one who abused Amber using Johnny's body to do it