First sexual assault and now this.
That Twitter acquisition isn't going to happen isn't it...?
Uh oh Muskies
Nathan Mitchell
Andrew Bennett
>electronic door handles
Ryan Myers
Teslas are piece of shit cars
>t. Model s owner
Charles Murphy
And nothing of value was lost.
Wyatt Bailey
Clearly not properly trained. They never heard of a glass breaker, huh?
Isaac Myers
>electronic door handles
we need an EMP. Humanity has gone too far. It will happen eventually, and it will be fucking great. No more tinder, no more degeneracy, no more media. Tesla owners will be sealed off and die in their vehicles. I will go back to tending my land. Great (electric) reset when?
Aiden Young
yeah that was retarded. How did that even pass a safety inspection.
>electric windows
>electric locks
>highly flammable giant lithium battery
oh ya, teslas are mobile incinerators for the jewish-social elite and elon is based.
Cooper Rogers
this is just the media trying to make elon look bad. i fucking hate elon musk and all his reddit fanboys but they could have easily just smashed the glass and pulled him out or used the jaws. most of the time you can even open the doors of a crashed car because the metal gets crumpled up and stuck anyway.
Lincoln Murphy
well, no. if they could just 'smash the glass' like you say, then they wouldnt need tools like jaws of life etc. if a person is critically injured it's very difficult to pull them out of a broken window.
pop out door handles are beyond retarded. it's simply unnecessary. Tesla needs to be more practical, and less stupid gucci shit.
Charles Morris
>inspections
>in crooked countries
They only apply when the common citizen decides to start a business, oligarchs can just pay to skip them.
Daily reminder in the same amount of time luxury car Tesla killed 50+ people, not a single person died in a Porsche Cayenne or Ford F150.
Angel Garcia
1,000,000$ from Bill Gates has been deposited to your account
Jeremiah Garcia
They were Tesla glass breakers and they didn't detect an emergency so the pointy end stayed flat.
Logan Bell
>Bill Gates paid me to talk about how Musk killed a doctor father of four.
I wish.
Asher Myers
that's true, i'm so naive. I will only drive cars and motorcycles from before 1990 from now, pretty obvious technocratic-jews don't care about the end-user, beyond farming data at least.
Brody Nelson
>2019
Ok faggot
David Clark
You mean a window punch?
Jeremiah Gomez
Teslas are exempt from a lot of regulations because they dont have an internal combustion engine. And their fanboys will make excuses for their design decisions no matter how bad they are.
Jonathan Morales
>The door handles retract into the car while the vehicle is moving to make it more aerodynamic, but when Awan crashed, they didn't retract out. There is reportedly a manual option inside the car. First responders said they tried to break the window to reach Awan, but here unable to because of the fire
>retract into the car while the vehicle is moving to make it more aerodynamic
Aaron Flores
Based and snake pilled
Nathaniel Martinez
Elon himself wanted those handles because it looked more futuristic
it has nothing to do with aerodynamics
Aaron Thomas
Looks like a fucking douche.
Brandon Green
>be adult man
>fail to break a car window to get out of a burning car
>1/8th of an inch of glass keeps you from escaping fire
>somehow this is anyone but your fault.
John Gonzalez
LMAO
Oliver Diaz
Why didn't he just cut through the glass with his scalpel?
Hudson Jones
If the car is electric, what combustible material was in the car that caused it to burn?