/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - UP TILL DON EDITION

How many wars happened under Trump?

Bro it's not even 4:20 anywhere. Give it 10 minutes.

Why yes I do worship Christ

>SHILLING IN THE NAME OF
>SOME OF THOSE WHO TOUCH CHILDREN
>ARE THE SAME THAT SET GAS PRICES
>SOME OF THOSE WHO STEAL ELECTIONS
>ARE THE SAME THAT FUND UKRAINE WARS
>SHILLING IN THE NAME OF

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I don't have 10 minutes!! awwwwoooooooooo

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Wait......so 290 is not the amount of European mass shooting events, but instead is the amount of deaths that come from European mass shootings? That makes the image fucking bullshit retard. You cant say that Europe has had 293 mass shootings when you really mean 293 deaths from mass shootings. That's disingenuous leftist-tier bullshit.

The US might have less deaths from mass shootings but the amount of mass shooting EVENTS in the US is significantly higher and its not even close. My god you're retarded

We're sticking with the ancient Mesopotamian system because planets have fucky day lengths in the first place, Earth being no exception.

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>Metric time would MAGA
That's dumb. You're dumb.

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Frr3n

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Jews are our friends

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>Floydmas Eve
I AM INSPIRED
BEHOLD

===///===///===
'Twas the night before Floydmas, and all through the hood,
Not a nigger was stirring, not a crip nor a blood.
The Hi-Points were placed at the bedsides with care,
for fear that Ben Garrison soon would be there.
The sheboons were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of gibsmedats danced in their heads.
And shawty in her weave, and I in my cap,
had just settled our brains for a long nigger's nap-
when out on the street there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the rancid ghetto,
gave the facade of wholeness to crackdens below.
When, what to my beady groid eyes should appear,
but a miniature sleigh, and eight pure white reindeer.
With an aryan driver, so lively that then,
I knew in a moment it must be Old Ben.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now! Adolf, now! Rockwell, now! Tarrant and Breivik!"
"On! Miller, on! Owens, on! Pewdie and Nixon;"
"To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
"Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

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>Y-YER RETARDED BECAUSE I PRETENDED IT SAID THERE WERE 293 SHOOTINGS, NOT 293 FATALITIES!
Riiiiiight, I'm the retard.
And the US uses a very lax definition of "mass shooting": more than three victims. That's it.
I'm not sure how four is a "mass" of anything.
When you collect the faces of these "mass shooters," however, a pattern does appear.
They strongly resemble the Democrat electorate.

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As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Guns - and Ben Garrison too:
And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each aryan hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Ben Garrison came with a bound:
He was dress'd in M80, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnish'd with ashes and soot;
A bundle of guns was flung on his back,
And he look'd like a peddler just opening his pack:
His eyes - how they twinkled! his dimples how merry,
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry;
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the skin of his face was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face, and a broad cowboy hat,
That shook when he laugh'd, or shot a hood rat:
He was surly and mean, that race warrior,
And I scream'd when I saw him dripping in gore;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Ben Garrison shot me and left me for dead.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And slew all the niggers; then turn'd with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
He sprung to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle:
But I saw him exclaim, with my darkening sight-
Happy Floydmas to all, and to all a good night.

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fuck fake MAGA and commies

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you dont even wanna know how much ass king solomon was getting. you'll probably kys.

No one in Harry Potter is implying they were jews.......

obama & biden investigation

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Epic

yes

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"The EU has more mass shootings than the US does"
Checkmate. You're retarded.
Veibae hates MAGA, hates Americans, and hates western values

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ULTRA MAGA
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>make a small green pointy nose group of greedy bankers in a fantasy series
>oyyyyy vey whats with the anti semitism!!!!!

im not understanding the connection here

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Watch a dog drown.
>i'm joking
>or am i?

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I dont watch non hololive vtubers

the metric system is authoritarian, soulless trash

>379523268
>Checkmate
The EU does in fact have more mass shootings. It also has more mass shooting VICTIMS.
The document does not say ANYWHERE that the EU had 293 mass shootings.
Not anywhere.
Not anywhere.

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>700 wives
>300 concubines
>3 children
Nah sounds like a faggot to me.

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G O O D B O Y S

Based, though Hololive vtubers feel the same way

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How will Texas look at Betos stunt?

Chicago - mass shootings

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>i prefer to measure things using arbitary numbers like the length of charlemagne's actual fucking foot
baste

Abbott will beat Beto by 10+ points

>When you're entirely too stupid to get the point.

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Hey they'll re-elect Beetlejuice so. If the state government was smart at all, they'd cut out Chicago's crime statistics from the state statistics and when asked about it, say "Fuck that retarded bitch mayor. The rest of the state is doing fine"

most of them literally live with their moms, its cute

What you don't understand is the praise his wife Nabaath and the 3 kids. They didn't talk about all his other kids. He's why they have the nose.

>There are 26 days until Ultra MAGA Summer 2022
ARE YOU READY?

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talmud quotes

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Where the fuck are the South Carolina crime statistics for 2021? Are they hiding them because the chimp out broke the counting machines?

>talmud
See this is why god smacks jews around so much they just won't listen.

Verification not required.

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>measurement systems that naturally develop within society vs one size fits all horseshit

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Awooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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uhhh ohh its the nigma variant

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Garfield Syndrome

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Who wants to do political anime analysis in light of the MAGA movement in 2 mins?

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cringe

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