I’m one of your resident glowniggers and I’m making this thread because, quite frankly, we’re getting desperate. It’s true, we don’t have as much power and control as we’ve led you to believe. That’s why we constantly lurk and shill here. We’ve studied you and meme powers and still don’t have any understanding of how or why they work. Any Forums, you’re an enigma to us. Our latest attempt at consensus cracking was with the war in Ukraine and that has not gone well. Yes, we spammed gore of dead Russians. You didn’t balk. We spammed Putin monkee and you turned it against us. We even tried to call you hypocrites and appeal to white brotherhood but you saw through our insincerity.
How do you do it, Any Forums? Why do we glow?
No doubt you’ve noticed we tried to pick up the anti-China shilling in hopes of redirecting your ire, but even that went nowhere. So, I’m here asking you, begging you, to please stop. Please get on-board the NATO train. We can all be natoniggers together. It’ll be great! We can all hate together! We can hate those vatniggers for the BLM psyop and violating Ukraine’s sovereignty. We can hate those Chinks for taking our jobs overseas and buying up real estate in California. And we can hate those sandniggers for how they abuse homosexuals, trans bodies, and women. We can be smugly self-righteous and hateful together, Any Forums. Just like you want. That is what you want, right?
So today I’m extending an olive branch from us glowniggers to you, Any Forums. Let’s make peace and accept that diversity truly is our strength and that the country is collapsing because we’re being undermined by vatniggers, chinks, and sandniggers.
fuck you Eglin Air Force base. you have been controlling internet narratives for at least a decade. fuck your research. fuck your shills. fuck you.
Cooper James
As much as I'd like to dump this place, I can't. I have a job to do.
Kevin Taylor
>We can be smugly self-righteous and hateful together, Any Forums. You just don't get it, do you. We're not like that. We're not like you.
David Smith
What do you mean? We thought Any Forums wanted to be hateful and self-righteous. It's why we can't figure out your aversion to the new religion that we're crafting. Self-righteousness always sells.
Aaron Hall
>new religion that we're crafting You mean current-thing-ism or science-tology?
Luis Ramirez
Kill and torture all glow niggers, fucking vile creatures, monstrous things, every plague upon you and your family.
Isaac Martin
Precisely. It's based around moral superiority and hyper-emotionalism.
Zachary Turner
Hypergay post. Go back to /uhg/, /chug/ or whatever homosexual pit you frequent here.
Josiah Sanders
Look, I'm trying to offer an olive branch to Any Forums. Why won't you accept it?
Elijah Allen
And why would anyone who truly values morality heed you of all people?
Hello Glow Nigger. Would you like to have sex with me and General Milley. We can guarantee yu a night of outstanding pleasure servicing your President. When I release in your mouth it will taste like the best wine you have ever had. Love and Kisses Joe Biden.
>morality is subjective you don’t deserve the subjective
Jayden Collins
We don't hide them. And we don't train them. But we do offer encouragement, so when one activates a few copycats will activate. It's hard to predict which ones will go though.
why dont you do something useful then you fat whore cunt faggot bitch. You got billionaries that are going to genocide me and you, why not try arresting them or something. Or try operations to make the country actually work instead of making trannies shoot up schools. Cmon man theres no need to make useless bullshit happen arent you supposed to be an entity that helps the country not break it. If not then Im sorry we cant help you.
Cooper Lee
REDDIT SPACING
KYS
Joshua Reed
It's part of the job.
Jayden Morgan
>Morality is subjective. That's why we change it as needed. This is why you fail. You have no heart. You are a program Agent S.
>But we do offer encouragement, You're guilty AF then. Congrats, FEDS admitting you encourage school shooters. You're not gaining any fans with being implicit in school shootings, fucking disgusting
Ayden Morris
Did you get authorization to create this garbage of a thread? How much do you get paid? Do you hit girls saying things like "I work as an agent in combat of terrorism" or stuff like that? Aren't you ashamed of your life?