this is DAY 3 of WEEK SIX
(Day 22)
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now
Kate Moss and Dr Mommy have already testified
Johnny Depp has been and went
TMZ guy SLAYED Elaine, that you gotta see
this guy is called Bryan Neumeister and he's a metadata expert
and kind of a boomer
Livestream source:
youtube.com
Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com
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jigex.com
bizjournals.com
jigex.com
archive
archive.fo
i.4cdn.org
jigex.com
twitter.com
OBLIGATORY:
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
depp will walk
amber will shart
>You're here to get your 15 minutes of fame huh?
>I could say the same thing about you for taking Amber heard as a client
Every witness just wants to be on tv and look as terrible they can.
elaine is honestly such a fucking retard. i cant believe she did the 15 minutes of fame thing again
Deepest Lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
>the umbrella guy
>SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO
>Miss heard grabbed mister Turd
>Amber shows true colours
>Snarky Lawyer
>MOLLY'S PUSSY
>I could say the same thing about you for taking Amber Heard as a client
kek nice
>Yes I shat your bed and punched you in the mouth what are you gonna do about it pussy
This looks like they might be done
WHO IS THE BLONDIE SITTING NEXT TO JOHNNY?
I COULD SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU ELAINE
it's over
THE ONLY CROSS WAS THE 15 MINUTES OF FAME BULLSHIT DISCREDIT
THEY ARE BROKEN
Elaine should be disbarred. What the fuck was that?
>"Mrs Heard, is it true that you called Johnny a, and I quote you here, 'little crybaby'?"
>"That's correct"
>"And you hit him afterwards, correct?"
>"Well, I was defending myself, he was hitting me and I-"
>"Miss Heard! Miss Heard, I am asking if you hit Mr Depp after calling him a baby. You hit him, didn't you?"
>"Yes, I hit him"
>"You hit him after calling him a baby?"
>"That's correct"
>"You like doing that? You like hitting babies? You hit babies often?"
>"W-what? N-no, it's not- I-I didn't mean he's literally a baby, I was uhh"
>"DID YOU HIT MY BABY, MISS HEARD?! DID YOU HIT MY FUCKING BABY JOHNNY?!"
>Camille lunges across the courtroom and starts strangling Amber Heard, shaking her back and forth
>"YOU STRANGLED MY BABY! YOU FUCKING TRIED TO KILL MY SWEET BABY JOHNNY YOU BITCH!"
>Amber can be faintly heard gurgling, "AHHH I'M BEING STRANGLED AND I'M GOING TO DIE OH NO"
>Judge bursts out laughing, everyone in the courtroom starts clapping and chanting "Go Camille! It's your birthday!"
>Johnny leans over to his lawyer, lawyer leans in with him
>"This shit you gave me mate... it's fucking fantastic"
>Lawyer is confused and whispers, "It's uhh, it was just a mint, Mr Depp"
>Johnny doesn't hear him, "what's that mate?"
>"Mint", Lawyer replies
>Johnny grins and says, "yes it is, mate. yes it is"
>Camille holds up Amber's limp corpse in triumph with a big smile, looking over at Johnny
>the crowd goes wild
>Johnny gives her a thumbs up and thinks to himself, "fucking mint"
>HEY YOU KNEW THAT BEING A WITNESS MEANT YOU'D BE ON TV LIKE A RICH AND FAMOUS PERSON RIGHT?? TESTIMONY DISCARDED
>Nothing to sell
>Nothing to advertise
>Nothing to gain
>YOU JUST WANT YOUR 15MINS OF FAME DONT YOU
me
nth for 15 minutes of fame
/r/ing the witness list if anyone has it
Elaine is bullying this poor woman, accusing her of being a clout chaser. What the fuck!
She has a perfect profile
Rape you with a bottle ofc.
I like her facial structure
>asking a cop if they want to be on TV
Is she always staring at the jury? That seems uncomfortable.
>old woman with a 240p webcam that barely is working
>"YOU JUST WANTED YOUR 1MIN OF FAME HUH!?"
Elaine was removed from a trial after she instructed some employees to destroy evidence.
aka she is insane
this is fucking hilarious, this is like masterful chess making amber's team furiously try and repair the sinking ship with such little time left
Stephanie "Cute" Calnan
MR NORBERT, YOU CLAIM TO BE AN EXPERT ON METADATA, BUT ARE YOU YOURSELF DATA? COULD YOU PHYSICALLY ENTER THIS PHOTOGRAPH AND SHOW THE PIXELS? NO? HOW ABOUT TIME TRAVEL? ARE YOU ABLE TO TRAVEL IN TIME TO SEE THE PHOTO BEING TAKEN IN THE PAST? NO? HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT IT ISN'T THE SAME PHOTOGRAPH? HUH? DID YOU INVENT PHOTOGRAPHS? YOU DIDN'T? YOU GONNA CRY HUH? LIL BABY BITCH HUH?
No further questions your honor.
>Elaine how many times do I have to spank your potato butt for you to learn your lesson
I think Jack Sparrow will win. Most people are tired of women getting away with ridiculous bullshit, even most women. The dialectic is bound to swing to the opposite direction.
late stage menopause
I want to impregnate her
Elaine is so mad that no one reached out to amber to help her in her case because she is a piece of shit human bean
Reminds me of the time Rubio used the same rehearsed spiel three times in 5 minutes during one of the GOP debates.
This fame projection from Eliane holy fuck
honestly these late witnesses are not helping Depp in my opinion (besides the gamer paparazzi guy)
15 MINUTES OF FAME
fucking kek, thanks user
Anons I have...information regarding Ms Heard; I wish to remain anonymous though. Ms. Heard hasn't gone to the bathroom since the trial started weeks ago. She's planning to take everyone with her to hell if she loses this case.
Maam, I put it to you that you just dragged yourself out of bed, didn't do anything with your appearance but you desperately want fame and stardom, is that correct?
deformed
Amber was able to, in two years, completely disable Elaine, a 40 year professional and one of the highest rated lawyers in her state.
>WANT TO BE ON TV
What year is this??
DEPP'S ALLEGED COMMENTS COME FROM A DEFUNCT TABLOID
johnny's fucking tonight
Elaine is an idiot. Woman didn't even do her hair and put on makeup, but apparently "she just wants to be on TV." Rottenborn should just do her job all the time.
KEK
they use this shit way too often. It could have been useful once, to make the witness flustered, but when they do it day after day it just makes them look silly and like they have no arguments but attacking someone's qualifications
>cont.
Flowerfield jiggy
>96 piece (repetitive colours)
jigex.com
What is Elaine on bros?
I want some
I get asking the TMZ guy but look at her. She's just sitting there in her house. Shamefur dispray.
what's the logic in asking why you're doing this? that means that it must not be true?
>eating mexican food all trial
its over
thanks user, she's close to Cami tier cuteness
lol, lmao even
Amber Heard
>the trial that united the world
Clownworld's best production so far. Who's your favourite character, what arc did you like most yet?
fuck I hate law and crime wonder why it all went down? did they pull the plugs bro
In what fucking world does JD lose this?
>Kate Moss says Heard lied
>Whitneys own friend told her not to perjure herself
>Amber Heard denied ever assaulting her partners which a fucking retired airport assistant has now confirmed
>Draco confirms that they were notified on AHs court appearance and even outright says the video sent to him was edited
Holy fucking shit. She's LITERALLY fucked. Pure proof of AHs abusive past?
>Elaine ACTUALLY mind broken by the gamer, she just asks the same question on repeat to everyone else
>she's using that argument again?
not even 15 more like 3,5
The only person who has plugged anything this who time was Witness Rick
source
>well I.....
>IT'S A NO OR YES QUESTION! JUST ANSWER YES OR NO
>it's not possible to just an-
>SHUT UP! IT'S A YES OR NO QUESTION JUST ANSWER IT!
Fumming vapors from Amber.
should be a turd on the hairstyle
HE KEEPS FLIRTING WITH MY WIFE
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
i seriously cant believe it, obviously i'm not a lawyer but i would not be stupid enough to do that in the same courtroom 30 minutes apart. the jury knows that amber is full of shit and has nothing, why else would they be doing that.
It's the only way they can try to say this person is lying
If the jury takes more than 2 hours to decide this they're fucking retarded at this point.
Elaine is stuck in pre-youtube years
Does Elaine actually think that this 15 minutes of fame shit is working?
These are way too fucking small.
leafbro it's johnny depp, he's a male and can't bear children
>muh 15 mins of fame
elaine, that could be said about literally anyone that has testified, that is such a dumb fucking argument
all except the obvious snakes like amber's sister (we know for a fact she's a freeloader, so in her case it's more about getting a cut of the 100m if amber wins)
Cute Swedish animeposter
Some anons posted it a few times but I saw a post today saying the news talking about that was put behind a paywall. Someone probably has the screencap of it.
Obligatory salute for your work user.
how many witnesses left?
>that bodylanguage
SUE HIS ASS user
Aren't they the ones that subpoenaed him as part of some retarded tactic?
Wait you mean to tell me there's a guy with the last name ROTTENBORN and he's a fucking lawyer? You can't make this shit up.
Kek
She's stopped typing and is playing minecraft. Probably has a cozy little house made.
Do you have a request? I'll use it right away.
Thanks.
Anything under 500 pieces is rookie shit.
Don't forget 2 CEO's BTFO of her counter-claim and the EXIF/metadata data sht.
>wifeposter
yo bro check this
>for you
she cute lads, Johnny is EATING today
pedoniggers get the noose
Good day bros.
There are minor holes on Depp's side, and there is a chance some of the jurors simply don't like him and don't want to believe him or have their own biases/experiences. Depp's recent cross exam was bad for him. But I wager it's 70-30 for Depp at worst.
user why are you posting are you looking for the 15 (yous) you fucking cunt
>New lawyer getting in time with Johnny
Camille seething
Rottenborn is packing for mexico as we speak. As the only Amber team member with a modicum of skill, he can see where this is going
that was such a train wreck they ended early today? lmao
PENNY, I THOUGHT EVERY DAY WAS 5:30 DAY?
YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEAAAART
If you have a picture worth its puzzle size, please post it.
Quitting early today bros
Son of a bitch, cunts cutting short
A MEGA TURD?
Good day for Depp again
kek that little "look at me plz" face was adorable
EVERY DAY
IS A 5:30 DAY
Your image selections are fine, but I'd prefer way more puzzle pieces. These are finished far too quickly.
>every day is a 5:30 day
>court ends at 4:51
>court ends at 4:41
Penney please.
Fuck, workday tomorrow. Friday's the last day right?
check mf
Flight attendant's gotta be the last witness, right?
>every day is 5:30 day
>calls it at 4:42
Your national symbol is a faggot femboy, bitch
>flight attendant tomorrow
FUCK
>claims every day is a 5:30 day
>not a single other day of the trial is a 5:30 day
appellate issue
>1 hour and 16 minutes for their counterclaim rebuttal
and that's all she wrote
we have the last few remarks from the judge
man what a day
Have any autismo been saving videos/timestamps of the most relevant/interesting exchanges within this trial? I would like to do an edit/montage.
ONE HOUR
When will we know the verdict, fellow niggers?
current futa jiggy
jigex.com
>jigex.com
jigex.com
>jigex.com
>1 hour and 16 minutes versus 7 hours
JD time left: 7 hours, 8 minutes
AH time left: 1 hour, 16 minutes
Seethe
I rate this episode a strong 8/10
>what are you gonna do about it pussy
wreck your career, your image, your craft, and your soul because...
>picrel
>7h08m for Depp's
>1h16m for Amber's
Depp's team has the whole day if they needed. heard's had an hour and change. Last day of actual witnesses tomorrow
>1 hour and 16 minutes for a rebuttal case for Ambers countersuit
>they pretty much have proof AH's team tempered with evidence
So nothing will happen from this?
Just caught up on the pixel guy, they actually showed the filter fuckery. Hilarious.
>Depp has an 7 hours
>Turd has 1 hour and 16 minutes
This. She has perfect bone structure on her face, too bad she is a bpd whore
I don't know how those people endure that obnoxious passive-aggressive atmosphere every fuckin day without losing their temper
>nobody leaves until I get my jury instructions, how's that
Wew
Put this before the web address
archive dot ph/2022.05.19-160237/
somebody with editing skills needs to make that bloodshot eyes scraggy hair meme for the judge captioned 5:30
Closing arguments Friday morning so anytime after that
I LIKE THAT
She ain't taking shit home.
>NOBODY FUCKING LEAVES UNTIL YOU GIVE ME MY SHIT
Based Judge
Have fun with your ONE HOUR AND SIXTEEN MINUTE rebuttal case HhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>do your fucking work now
Based judge
When she said that, the lawyers thought it ends at 5 i guess
NOBODY IS FUCKING LEAVING MY COURTROOM YOU WILL ALL DIE HERE
>judge telling the kids to stay and do their homework
Lmao judge cracking up
>Sammy your handwriting sucks
>How embarrassing
Pretty much, she's gonna Allahu Akturd the whole place.
I like this judge lady
poor sammy
>nobody leaves until I get my jury instructions
BASED
they dont have proof who did what and if it was intentional or not
its not really worth anything
Duh, and replace dot with .
Or their hair
>minor holes
>NOW YOUSE CANT LEAVE
>In what fucking world does JD lose this?
This one.
Because Amber is a white wahman and this is clownworld.
she cute
YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK THE CAR SAMMY
based
no, they will invite nikocado, jack sparrow, ellan paige and winona later
sammy is staying late to practice his cursive
>AH 1 hour
>JD 7 hours
KEK
NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL I GET MY JURY INSTRUCTIONS
Would 216 be more your size?
I've done a dozen with the above size before.
One user said anything less than 500 is rookie size. But if the image is too big, it may take an hour to solve. People lose interest.
Kek
SAMMY BTFO
winona ryder would be kino
literally what
So is this a hostage situation now? What are the judge's demands?
CALL THE STATION GENE
sammy's been done
nobody leaves this thread until i get a gf
First try PogU
What happens when they run outta time?
dont underestimate how fucking dumb juries can be. all it takes is one person
MEGA DIGITS?
Based
Objection... uh.... leading?
The jury instructions.
Yeah, it's a shame.
Niko would be kino (They are anagrams).
Reminder that the Depp quotes are not even by him, but a tabloid
NOBODY LEAVES THIS FUCKING THREAD UNTIL I GET THE BEST PICTURE OF CAMILLE.
>even having 30 mins yesterday and 50 mins cut off today they still have 7 hours left
Christ.
So tomorrow there will be at least one witness, and Heard's team have an hour quarter for cross and what else?
Does Amber's side even have a time for counter witnesses??
They SEETHE
GIGANTIC DIGITS BILLBOARD
Anyone have webm with sound of the TMZ guy?
Sudden death round.
Judge Penney shoots them
Checked
ELAINE'S STATUS
[x] PUNISHED
[x] DOMINATED
[x] OWNED
[x] BROKEN
[x] DESTROYED
[x] UTTERLY ANNIHILATED
[x] 15 MINUTES OF RAPE
They get additional time for closing arguments right?
Pottery.
The only hole is that smelly gaping axe wound you have to dilate every few hours.
What are the odds that Amber shows up to the court with a rifle and executes her lawyers?
This judge is so fucking based kek
Objection beyond the scope
Objection, lack of foundation
yes, it's counted separate to the rest of the time
Yes
She looks like trailer trash
user...please.
Did amber ever have a nose job?
WITNESSED
WAIT, is that a bruise on her cheek?
overruled. go ahead, present the gf
Objection, irreverent.
Judge said she will stop them no matter at what stage they or their witness will be
Friday is seperate, yes.
Check /wsg/
Camille feeling cheated on already
I feel 300-400 works well based on how many boring flat areas of colour there are. ie. less pieces if it's not well textured.
Nobody's answered my question. Yes or no?
Does their time account for the closing arguments
>Rekieta feed
>Amber pretending she gives a fuck on what Elaine has to say
LMAO
>Even after seeing those texts the women still cheer for him when he leaves
lmao what a chad
The time remaining is only for tomorrow, I'm sure there will be limits on closing arguments but they shouldn't take to long
>Would 216 be more your size?
Sure, or even 300. Over 200 is good. Let's do some tomorrow.
Thanks son
Yes
Gamers and the Alt-Right conspiring against the Amber Heard trial.
those texts he said he didn't send?
Objection your honor he doesn't wouldn't known what agf looks like.
You do not actually have a degree in GF getting, correct?
Depp will win
Dog will hunt.
No
Is Johnny a manlet?
another fantastic day lads
thanks britbro for keeping up the threads even when the splitters were fucking it up for everyone
If Elaine is single you may approach her
I recall Judge said 1:30 each for closing on Friday. All morning stuff.
Yes
DON'T MESS WITH GAMERS!
I'm trying I'm trying
based
Tomorrow is a holiday in Belgium
before we get jannied anyone got any cope posts from that feminazi subreddit
GAMERGATE SENDS THEIR REGARDS. THAT WAS THEIR REVENGE.
She actually did looks sad when Kate was testifying
GF was already in evidence but a nigger stole it at gunpoint
How do you hijack a trial
lol they are so mad about the way this is going
Objection. Argumentative. Move to strike.
Thanks OP have a good one
See you tomorrow
Thank you OP for baking
Not really, her lower jaw is not that good
Yes. Twice the pay.
Amber's team can call witnesses tomorrow but they don't really have much time for it
WAIT A MINUTE
THE UPSKIRT IS WITH AMBER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GAMERS
RISE
UP
everyone's reaction lol
CHEERS!
yeah no worries
you too
laters
"Google me." - Amber Heard
Thanks OP for the threads. Go enjoy a mega pint on my behalf.
rottenborn was based today
>blame gamers and alt-right
>most depp defenders online are women
They are nearing their end kek
I cant take it anymore frens. Why do (((they))) hate us so much?
post elaine farting webm
A mega jar?
highest rated in her state? which one, alabama?
Wasn't gamergate like 10 years ago now? Are journalists seriously still seething about it?
every time you watch this you notice something new
remember to consneed if you ever deal with gamers
She can punch my bed and shit in my mouth any day!
forgot pic in excitement
>cont.
This next one is 216.
Do you have an image worth the longer time investment?
Of course. Tomorrow I will up the anty.
I did a 333 piece earlier today.
Larger this time! Please post requests if any.
Schoolbuilding jiggy.
>216 pieces.
jigex.com
yes
>all of the blue hairs on twitter hate amber
>blame 100 autists on Any Forums