/jdt/ - I CAN TELL BY THE PIXELS edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK SIX
(Day 22)

Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now

Kate Moss and Dr Mommy have already testified
Johnny Depp has been and went
TMZ guy SLAYED Elaine, that you gotta see

this guy is called Bryan Neumeister and he's a metadata expert
and kind of a boomer


Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=OuZDNakM7QU

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=ranLrdiAfoU

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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>Rottenborn right now

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>[objects to an answer to his own question in your path]

Fuck this lawyer is getting obliterated.

Deepest Lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
>the umbrella guy
>SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO
>Miss heard grabbed mister Turd
>Amber shows true colours
>Snarky Lawyer
>MOLLY'S PUSSY
>I could say the same thing about you for taking Amber Heard as a client

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BTFO

LMAO HOLY FUCK

HE JUST SAID THEY EDITED THEIR EVIDENCE

boomer man is btfo'ing that manlet.
>incorrect
cant prove either way.
kek

That bit was lifted from My Cousin Vinny.

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motion to revoke this attorney's bar license, your honor

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This guy’s role here is so obvious. He’s just here to confuse the jury about how photos work. I would be offended if I were in that jury right now listening to this guy try to talk the lawyers in circIes to avoid a straight answer

Lawfags btfo by pcfags

>SAVE ME YOUR HONOUR

>Amber's lawyer wasting their remaining time

YOU CHANGED THE JPEGS TO JPGS

HOLY SHIT HE MADE HIM ANGRY

>in a pc
THE OLD MAN IS A GAMER!
What is his favorite game, Any Forums?

this old guy is based

HOLY BASED BOOMER LAYING THE LAW ON THE LAWYER

my iphone saves as jpg though

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT LMAO

Two /ourguy/s in a row what is this??

this guy is based

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THE COMPUTER WIZARD HERE TO COMPLETELY DISPELL THE NARRATIVE

Reminds me of the dad elf from Elf

Goddamn this boomer just doesn't crack

This lawyer is getting rekt

She looks so cute there!

seetheborn

HOW ARE ALL OF JOHNNY'S WITNESS SO BASED

Do you think this boomer had the foresight to bait that incorrect? That is perfect, but I feel he got lucky.

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That robojig was pretty good, bros

After all that objecting and not letting him say anything he just let the boomer rape his ass like that in the end

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Imagine getting paid $6 millions just to piss yourself lol.

you posted that last thread

I N C O R R E C T

Then STATE of this "LAWYER"

The STATE of MURRICA law system

It really is a fucking meme.

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LMAO NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
>runs away

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in 2022, yes.

> PC GAMER
> THE JPEGS! LOOK AT THE JPEGS!

you don't use an iphone 6 with IOS 4 or whatever

What doth life?

>AH's lawyers tampered with the evidence

This is embarrassing.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE CANT DO THAT HE HAS TO SAY YES OR NO HE HAS TO AMBERSISTERS THIS IS BULLSHIT

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Case dismissed. Amber is fucked.
The only evidence of abuse Amber has are all edited photos.

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can you guys slow down the posting

N-NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

I didn’t send those texts. You typed it. Okay I sent it but I am only human and ya know threatening violence isn’t the same as committing violence.

I remember receiving the video. We can’t confirm if Amber sent it.

We believe the photo is edited. We can’t confirm if Amber edited it.

Ladies and gentlemen Depp’s witness.

HE'S NORBIN OUT BROS

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Minesweeper

This guy is based as fuck.

DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU'RE GAY, YES OR NO?
IT'S A YES OR NO QUESTION

The witness knows he's taken control. It's actually over.

you're gonna need better bait than that

>lawyer literally ran away before the witness could BTFO him

Absolutely embarrassing.

JPGs

Lawyer had enough and ragequit

>no further questions heh heh gottem

mhmhhm i see

>I could say the same thing about you for taking Amber heard as a client
>I know you're trying to control the narrative

today's EXPERTS eviscerated Elaine & her clown team

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>YOU SWITCHED THE JPEGS

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This cross was so bad I've already forgotten about Johnny

So you didnt post in the last thread?

Realy really bad look

NORBROS....HOW DO WE KEEP WINNING LIKE THIS?

They are chewing their own time.

>cont.

user's request 2/3
Contemporary art jiggy
>108 pieces
jigex.com/6ZQwf

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LMAO the buzzwords he's dropping for things like compressing, saving, sharing, cropping, and brightening/dimming photos it's so transparent.

Imagine having your client see you so shaken and desperate

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I LIKE WHEN THE PEOPLE SAY "BASED"

Norbert's pissed.

BASED

Objection: You can't prove any of the pictures in this thread haven't been modified.

mmmmrgghhh, oy vey i cannot answer!

sus

Ignore him, he's farming

New jigger continuation of the futa series

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>jigex.com/fwETV
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>jigex.com/fwETV

>She will hit the wall hard.
Depp confirmed to browse the 4chinz lol

Need a shoop of Indiana swapping the two pics of Amber

HE OPENED THE DOOR!
AND IT SHALL NO BE CLOSED!!!!!

>He opened the door
>OVERRULED

These kike lawyers make my blood boil ngl bros

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What do they mean when they say 'he opened the door'?

Dumbass lawyer sabotaged himself lmao

Good thing AH's team wasted 15 minutes with their shitty cross trying to achieve "gotcha" moments, only for them to be blown the fuck out AGAIN now.

BASED

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>The EXIF data is the data... BASED

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that lawyer was the biggest fucking retard I've ever seen in these trials. That was abysmal

>YOu oPened the door

kek

He got mad because the judge doesnt want to admit that she allowed a bunch of dirty evidence in a public trial so he is forcing him to answer only yes or no on a question that needs more context.

>YOU OPENED THE DOOR
>OVERRULED

THE STATE OF AMBERS TEAM

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OVERRULED KEK YOU OPENED THE DOOR

NORBERTS REVENGE

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Hmm yes vector scopes

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civilization (first 3 only)

exif data plays a role in Any Forums history bc of the MH370 engineer guy who fit an iphone up his ass and made a post from the black site on Diego Garcia

>backups out of scope when talking about metadata
???

goddamn that lawyer was a retard

elainebros...........the elves are dabbing on us again.......

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>objection your honor, buzzwords

2 horrible crosses in a row, Amber thought they had won with Depp but this is a disaster

bets on amber chewing this lawyer up after today?

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Depp compromised himself a bit during his own testimony today but HOLY FUCK his witnesses have all absolutely obliterated the defense.

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If I was in the jury I wouldn't care about any of the evidence. Amber's scummy lawyers would be enough for me to support Johnny.

I know I'm just having fun

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS TITLE "NEW MEISTER?"

Lawyer here, this guy scares me.

DOOR STATUS = OPENED

>OVERCHUCKED, ITS OVER
OVERCHUCKED, ITS OVER
>OVERCHUCKED, ITS OVER
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>OVERCHUCKED, ITS OVER
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>OVERCHUCKED, ITS OVER
OVERCHUCKED, ITS OVER

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Amber's lawyer brought it up, now Johnny's gets to drill on it

cringe tbqh

photos were claimed as being unedited
photo is edited
seethe and dilate
QED

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I respect this post.

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Futa bong please die.

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papers, please

broached the topic kinda i think

This boomer teaches his grandchildren how to use smartphones

Fellow Ambershitters I don't feel so well...

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And he still got to tell him why he's a slimy kike anyway, as soon as the big girl took over

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I really, really like this image.
Can I save it

brb microwaving my old phones

this trial is the gift that keeps on givin

They can't talk about certain things but Heard's lawyer brought up the deposition so he opened the door to Depps lawyers talking about it

fucking GIGABOOMERCHAD

HoI2: Darkest Hour

Get him boomer.
God damn what a day.

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They probably agreed that the expert can't talk about backups but the lawyer started talking about it on cross, so on redirect, she can ask him about it too.

>you don't throw out evidence

It was a setup. They dangled a steak in their face and shoved a spikefish up their ass.

No thank you.

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why is whitney "the wall" in court

don't forget to include Alpha Centauri

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based

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True. God bless this tech boomer and the based TMZ faggot

"HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!!""

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How many witnesses do we have potentially? The flight attendant?

based boomer

Was the picture of Amber's Turd actually ever seen? I think I saw someone post it earlier.

Amber's lawyer BTFO by Any Forums

COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM

amberbros, are you feeling good?

Amberbros...

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ambers team rn

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Come on in for more robopussy lads.
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Beverly, the porn star?

VIDEO TESTIMONY TIME

ITS OVER TURD BROS

REMINDERS AND PLEASE SPREAD THIS MEMEATIC DATA

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about time, it's the flight attendant

boomer dabbed on that zoomer lawyer bad

holy fuck that was good

> ALL THE PHOTOS ARE FAKE
- EXIF Man, 2022

Brb guys gotta get in a good spot for my video link

holy shit...... this is actually bad for amber

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looks real to me