Both Heard and Depp have now testified Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now
Kate Moss and Dr Mommy have already testified Johnny Depp has been and went TMZ guy SLAYED Elaine, that you gotta see
this guy is called Bryan Neumeister and he's a metadata expert and kind of a boomer
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
Depp fans brigading the thread don’t realize they’re showing they have doubts of Depp’s innocence.
I wouldn’t brigade a flat-earth club, because I’m confident the earth isn’t flat and that they’re maniacs. I wouldn’t brigade a club of people who say drinking battery acid makes you immortal, because I’m confident that that’s not true.
You only feel like you NEED to tell someone they’re wrong when they have an argument that could potentially make sense.
Dylan Moore
Deepest Lore: >Mega pint >Dropping a grumpy >BPD and Ecstasy >Fat-ass >amica cream >The Monster >Because you're a cunt >Hello Mr.Rottenborn >One million alpacas >DJ Maxipad >Officer Squarehead >Festival of icecream >How many dabs am I allowed? >Amber hit the wall hard >Take your meds >It looks like it would fit come cocaine >A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking >Fecal delivery >Self-objection >Curry muffins >Drives out of court >DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME >"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx >Psychic pain >Johnny's got a jar of cocaine >I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis >YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER >YOU ARE NOT A MOM >YOU DON'T EXIST >NO_FUN_FOR_JD >I won't say what I said >You will never see my eyes again >ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn >That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question >Big chonky rings >I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another >I don't >Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~ >"suck my dick" - Amber Heard >Objection, unintelligible >bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here >marilyn manson is weird being >Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint >much lower budget and with a woman >what if any >I would instruct the witness not to answer that question >I accept the instruction >I would instruct the witness not to answer that question >same instruction, same grounds >Do I have to answer that question? >Rick Sanchez as expert >When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream >Isn't he dead? >So no, I don't believe he would use one >that johnny facepalm >I'm wrong. >Ok, lets leave it at that. >GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD >judge tells her to ask how she knows >Any Forums chad lawyer laughs >THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES >Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it >THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE >the umbrella guy >SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO >Miss heard grabbed mister Turd >Amber shows true colours >Snarky Lawyer >MOLLY'S PUSSY >I could say the same thing about you for taking Amber Heard as a client
>OBJECTION >he can't talk about colors he's not an expert in colors! I thought expert witnesses were allowed to talk about anything? How did the "entertainment" girl get away with talking about all the bullshit but this guy that is a photo expert is not allowed to say anything about colors?
ehh i'm not sure if this actually helps Depp's case. Honestly this might actually hurt it ... it's a kind of obvious bad faith attempt to get the jury to see pictures of Amber's bruises in a different light.
"My god, those bruises look completely different in slightly warmer-toned colors! Amber clearly must be lying about everything" -- is that what they're gunning for?
Isaac Perry
Why the fuck is he not allowed to explain the technology etc. the jury needs to understand what is happening to be able to make their opinion
Noah King
how many times a day do you jerk off to nude Ambers?
hahahahahahaha >you don't have a degree Any Forums would have a field day with these clowns
Christian Walker
He we go
Luke Johnson
>Are you board certified? >Are you a SuperLawyer?
Lucas Kelly
>ARE YOU A CERTIFIED EXPERT?
Justin Ramirez
fuck me this lawyer sounds like he wants to kill him
Lucas Jones
This tactic again...
Nathan Gutierrez
What a stupid fucking retard lawyer
Nathan Bell
What song should it play?
Daniel Ward
did the lawyer just object to himself?
Lincoln Lewis
Dude this lawyer is literally a retard. You asked him what else he used and he is answering you. What? Do you want him to just ANSWER IT THE WAY YOU WANT? I don't think that's how it works fucking babbys first trial over here
>Ask questions he knows he cannot get without raising an objection Is this lawyer a fucking retard?
Easton Nguyen
what the fuck is this guy?
Matthew Cook
>42 years ago
Lincoln Hall
DID YOU INVENT THE PHOTOGRAPH MR NORBERT? NO?
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS YOUR HONOR
Connor Martin
wow they are F U C K E D
just end the trial now
Mason Gray
Did he just object his own question?
Luis Murphy
>clearly shows he absolutely knows what he's talking about >""uhhh but did you graduate harvard"" lol
Dylan Russell
He fucking objected himself holy fuck
Cooper Hernandez
they have nothing.
Nicholas Ross
"i dont recall lets move on"
HOLOOLLLY SHITT LOL
Hudson Perry
What the fuck is wrong with the lawyer? Even the guy is dumbfounded
>What other methods did you use >"yeah I was about to ans" >SHUT THE FUCK UP
Caleb White
“No way for any forensic expert to validate these photos” cool thanks so what was the point of having you here? They are grasping at straws so hard with these last few witnesses
Nathan Cooper
CLOWN FIESTA
Jonathan Mitchell
You can't ask the guy and then object to him answering lmao
Jaxson Hernandez
ANSWER MY QUESTION >answers question HE ISN'T ANSWERING MY QUESTION
Christian Rodriguez
I think so
Luke Hall
>OBJECTING WHILE CROSSING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wyatt Kelly
>I FORGOT THE QUESTION LMAO
Brody Lopez
I DONT RECALL THE QUESTION HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Andrew Nelson
Lmao he pretended to not remember the question because he didn't want the guy to answer it. lmao
This dude is really trying to use native Apple apps to invalidate these photos. The photos app that is the native gallery and itunes backup that people use to save their files. Lol, whut?
OBJECTION TO HIS OWN QUESTION 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Gavin Stewart
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT >BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>OK YOU'RE AN EXPERT BUT ARE YOU EXPERT ENOUGH????? >YEAH YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTION BUT UHH DO YOU HAVE LIKE ANYTHING ELSE??? >M-MAY WE APPROACH YOUR HONOR IDK WHAT TO DO HONESTLY
Are they frustrated because they're running out of time or because he BTFOs their """evidence"""
Eli Nelson
WHAT A CLOWN
Cameron Perez
there's a reason there are a shit load of unemployed lawyers. the market is oversaturated because any fucking retard can be a lawyer now.
holy shit i cannot get over how he objected himself and then tried to claim he forgot the question
Asher Turner
The only people who used the words 'heard edited photos' are her fucking team. What a load of fucking retards
Brody Ward
AH's lawyers have gone insane. Nothing but vitriol and hate.
Leo Torres
Both.
Noah Gonzalez
Both
Elijah Evans
The way he’s smiling and shaking his head when crossed by ambers team. but dr speigal gets so much shit for getting a little eccentric when asked stupid questions hypocrisy at its finest. This man has a political science degree what the fuck does he know about computer editing software
Joshua Butler
cont.
An user's request. Contemporary art jiggy? >108 pieces jigex.com/K53No
>look, maybe it wasn't Amber that edited the picture, maybe it was me
That's the hill these fags picked to die on and they even had a recess to come up with it They submitted edited pictures as evidence, that's the takeaway
Lucas Roberts
>Did you use any other methods to research this? >yes I did >what else did you do >well I >OBJECTION SHUT UP
He said if it was camera taken and not edited it would say iOSx.x but once it's opened in photos and edited it says photos3.0 or would say appname if opened in appname
Ayden Brooks
They have no case now. Amber sunk their arguments with her shitty testimony.
Jack Jackson
hivemind is real
Luke Perry
Lawyers are so clueless about IT stuff
Gabriel Martinez
this retard lawyer opened the door to photo color which is a rule they established is something Johnnys team can't go into
Ethan Clark
The guy sounds so defeated holy shit, he's just mumbling through the rest of this cross
Benjamin Parker
OBJECTION: This lawyer is a fag.
Jonathan Taylor
Ambersisters..
Asher Hernandez
how much autism does it require to watch the trial, keep up with these threads and jiggy puzzle at the same time?
Aiden Scott
why doesn't it load for me ? only the names do and it keeps saying conencting im on brave
Landon Robinson
>heh, I just asked you a question, but I don't recall you having a degree in talking... good luck answering, mr "Expert"
kek half of Amber's time was spent with non substantial witnesses I can't even remember saying nothing and now they're rushing around trying to patch holes in their sinking ship
Ayden Murphy
just when i thought binger from the rittenhouse trial was the biggest faggot lawyer ever
Robert Perry
>How do you know the photos didn't doctor themselves huh??
SO YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPERT ON PHOTOS, BUT YOU NEED GLASSES? YOU CLAIM TO BE AN EXPERT ON VISION WITH A VISION IMPAIRMENT? HUH? YOU LIL BITCH HUH? CAN'T SEE SPECCY HUH?
Dylan Garcia
Move to strike this lawyer with a bat
Samuel Fisher
They teach Latin in law school not binary.
Kayden Price
I want to take Rottenborn and this lawyer outside and beat the shit out of them, corrupt faggots.
Elijah Hall
>UHM.. STRIKE THAT, YOUR HONOR This lawyer is so fucking out of his depth.
Nathaniel Diaz
Objection: self medication
Jose Morales
this attorney is fucking bad
Daniel Parker
--------STRIKE THAT YOUR HONOR
Asher Lee
>That could just mean they were saved in Photo 3.0 lmao
Kevin Green
I must have missed this
Josiah Reyes
we trained him wrong on purpose as a joke
Jaxon Rogers
Nah they just use the fact that the Jury doesn't know what all this jargon is so they try to spin it as technobabble to dismiss it
Kevin Gomez
SKYNET IS EDITING AMBERS PHOTOS WE GOT EM SHITTERS I MEAN SISTERS
Samuel Ward
This guy is getting beaten by amber after the trial and fired.
Rottenborn's cat edited these pictures guys... it wasn't amber.... h-he has no proof it was her... it must have been, like, someone else... on her phone....
can an iphone tard take a photo and just post if it has photos x.0 whatever
Anthony Collins
Do you have HTML5 or JS (JavaScript) disabled? Double-check just incase. If not, try another browser, could be niche browser settings, or a third-party legacy dependancy. Old website after all.
Wyatt Bailey
This boomer actually knows his stuff. I am impressed.
Julian Gonzalez
QRD?
Daniel Lopez
a couple of deputies like quickly walked over there a few minutes ago and i dont see him now
Josiah Russell
I will personally fix her
Liam Hill
Those fillers look awful, she looks disfigured.
Caleb James
holy based... hash master
Jaxson Cooper
Binger and Krauss were literal movie villains. These guys are actually fucking retards.
Tyler Torres
we lived to see lawyers worse than Binger really think about that for a second
Alexander Rivera
>exact same photo pixel by pixel >4 different hues to it >"doesn't mean it was necessarily modified right?" what a fucking meme justice system
John Bell
who picks her authoritarian, angry, old lady outfits? why doesn’t she look feminine and soft with really low key but romantic makeup???
they should have kept this lawyer kid on the bench
Julian Watson
What the fuck is this guys arguing?
James Brown
as a photobro this lawyer has no idea what he is asking, he's getting rekt because just by re-saving it you can objectively say the photo has been modified. the lawyer doesn't get it.
Nolan Mitchell
you can take a pic in an iphone and send it (the original pic) to anyone with an email or phone number.
no reason to open it in photos unless you want to change it
>lossy compression BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT WASN'T SAVED IN PHOTOS 3.0
Dylan Baker
Lawyer just making it seem worse
Colton Price
I want to go to Kakheti so bad, I'm in the wine business and absolutely love Georgian wine. I sell lots of Rkatsiteli and Saperavi and want to eat khachapuri and kinkhali at a supra until I pass out
Benjamin Cruz
What kind of ego do you need to be a brand new lawyer with 0 experience to try to pull a "gotcha" on a forensic veteran of 45 years who has literally worked for the government?
georgiabro, my cousin made the best khinkali but he won’t share his recipe with me because he’s a faggot. any recommendations or idea of where to look? to me, khinkali > pilmeni
Heard’s team literally could pull up any Apple store genius to discredit this guy - he has no idea at all. “Here grandad - this is how the photos app work”
Logan Bennett
Johnny sees his father on the expert and is getting mad at Amber lawyer for being snappy at the old man.
Angel Barnes
JOHNNY IS GETTING UPSET
Evan Morales
Well I mean more like a pic of some of the EXIF data, not the picture itself
Joshua Taylor
>Amber's lawyer wasting their time trying to get the witness to say something stupid
This guy’s role here is so obvious. He’s just here to confuse the jury about how photos work. I would be offended if I were in that jury right now listening to this guy try to talk the lawyers in circles to avoid a straight answer
He's REALLY pushing for the edited photo to be published.
Don't agree with him! Keep it up.
David Anderson
AIEEEEEE PLEASE SAVE ME YOUR HONOR I DON'T AGREE WITH HIS ANSWERS
John Brooks
It's Rottenborn's buttbuddy
Christopher Jackson
holy shit he's destroying the defense now
Mason Williams
is he trying to argue semantics with a boomer ? doesn't he know how boomers think ? he'll never get that anwser out of him what are they gonan do ? jail a 70 year old man for not answering a queston HAHAHAHA
Liam Bailey
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
Poor guy though. >It's not a yes or no question >yes or no!
Tyler Scott
OH SHIT
Brody Torres
He is super duper based professional
Charles Moore
this boomer has been sitting in front of a computer for 42 years and this lawyer retard is trying to argue with him on this. brutal.
Brayden Lee
boy Amber Heard's lawyers just can't get a break can they
What's the point of bringing experts if you don't let them give nuanced answers? Retarded-ass justice system
Ryder Anderson
HE'S NORBIN OUT
Lincoln Rogers
put me in the screen grab
Dominic Barnes
>so amber didn't edit the photos no, you did.
BASED.
Parker Diaz
Holyfuck this is fucking retarded from AH team
Jaxson Brooks
I'm political science graduate and this old man gave me a hope of pursuing some other technical skill. Thank you based boomer nerd kun
Cameron Taylor
To form the narrative of heard didn't do it
Jason Ramirez
Reminder that the jury can't look up evidence on the internet and can only see this heavily b8 questions
Carter Mitchell
absolute scummy fucking lawyer misquoting him then saying no further questions to shut him up
Ryan Gomez
gee thanks for the reminder, I had no idea
Henry Gomez
the puzzle is just visual, the pieces don't rotate so its super easy. doesn't distract you from the audio of the trial like a video or video game would
Lucas Myers
Yes and no. All photos that are originals are posted on a 90 degree rotation and there's no reason for this to occur. I'm sure that the exif data is preserved in the backend while the photo that is posted doesn't explicitly have any exif data.
Eating time and making the defense look retarded, while opening the door to all kinds of shit they attempted to try to keep out. The "Sabotage Amber" Defense Theory is looking more plausible every minute.
Joshua Cook
>imagine staying off the internet because of some bed shitting bpd whore
