this is DAY 3 of WEEK SIX
(Day 22)
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now
Kate Moss and Dr Mommy have already testified
Johnny Depp has been and went
TMZ guy SLAYED Elaine, that you gotta see
this guy is called Bryan Neumeister and he's a metadata expert
and kind of a boomer
Livestream source:
youtube.com
Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com
OBLIGATORY:
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
IT'S AMBOVER
Did putting Depp back on the stand fuck his case?
Stop feeding the Canuck
Deepest Lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
>the umbrella guy
>SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO
>Miss heard grabbed mister Turd
>Amber shows true colours
>Snarky Lawyer
>MOLLY'S PUSSY
>I could say the same thing about you for taking Amber Heard as a client
The issue is that the photos are now shown to be edited. She can claim all she wants that all she did was crop the photos, but the fact of the matter is that we don't know. All we know is that they were edited. To what extent? Who knows. So you can't use it as evidence. It's also really telling that Amber would use edited photos in evidence.
Check out these repeating MEGAPINTS
>EXIF data?
>i am sorry i use a custom camera apk that doesnt attach any metadata to the pictures
>he is mick jagger enjoyer
BASED
Anons, post Amber stripper name!
If they were trying to prove that the bruises were fake/photoshopped, couldn’t they bring in a photoshop expert to show where the pixels had been altered? All this proves is that it went though some software. I think they are being intentionally vague about the specifics.
lol I can't believe that sheboon actually forgave chris brown
/ourguy/ where
I'm still not over how BTFO Elaine got by TMZoomer
No. It didn't go great, but it didn't hurt it.
Define done properly. Because with enough forensic, someone can still tell such as.
>Claim photo was taken on X date
>File was written over on Y date
>They don't match even if the EXIF data is "right"
Ultimately no, but it wasn't exactly great either.
She has zero creativity. So it was Amber.
That reaction was glorious.
Amber my queen
Roll
They tried to get there but were objected. It's what they want to do, but they will likely not get to it.
New Robogal jiggy, come on down.
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Sleep tight Johnny
The point is, Amber swore under oath the photos weren't edited in ANY WAY. Just another lie on the pile. They will absolutely go over them all in the closing statements to point out how Amber can not be trusted.
No. They are trying to prove Amber is lying on the stand when she said the photos are unedited. They don't have to prove what she edited, just that it was edited and cast enough doubt on her testimony.
You can edit all those file times at a low level.
he did not take it lying down
she brought his credibility into question, it clearly got under his skin
props to that guy, man
I thought he looked like a faggot
Johnny’s depiction of how Amber threw the bottle: he was sitting facing her. She threw two bottles. The first one bounced off him about 2-3 feet to his right. I guess the second one fell magicall through him to the floor? And neither looked anything like the glass from a handle of vodka.
Here’s my issue: if he was facing her, why did he sit there casually while she “threw” something at him? Even the hand surgeon said that it’s uncommon to have crush injuries from thrown i meets because most people PULL THEIR HAND AWAY. The only feasible angle would have bruised his fingernail, or cut it. How would the vodka bottle get that angle? His fingers were “curled over”, so the only possible angle to throw it and not crush the fingernail would have been a little from below, right?
this is why I come to /jdt/
I think they burned a good amount of team Amber's time, so now they have less for the remaining witnesses. Rottenborn was speedrunning the cross examination
SHOW ME A GOOD TIME
Who's actually winning? From what I've seen, Amber has been getting BTFO but Ambertards on Deuxmoi are convinced that Depp has lost.
Check deez nuts
You cut your nails too short
ÒH GOD IM ROOOOOOOOOLLINNNG
rollin'
39 is a male
Draco Malfoy sure aged well.
rohl
To be fair: Elaine held her composure
>A little argumentative, don't you think?
That was a little less, kek.
If someone pulls the HDD, you can't edit read/write time on the disc. Again this is outside the scope of a civil case and probably only if FBI and NSA wants to fuck you.
Based jigsaw user, I remember you from Any Forums
roll
NO ROLLING AGAIN
kekekekekek
isn't photos 3 just the default macfag software that all their photos go into? it's like lightroom for babies?
Scatarina
Nah I'm not the same nigga.
>You're here to get your 15 minutes of fame huh?
>I could say the same thing about you for taking Amber heard as a client
Muffinroll
I had no doubts, one would have to be that way working for TMZ, but I wasn't expecting that delicious snark at Elaine.
Based PRS Akerfeldt SE
Me too but now I would date this sassy queen if he asked me out
Here my Mega pint!!!
do they pay you per character?
I want JD back on the stand. I loved seeing him squirm with all his ummmms and uhhhhs
Did /po/ just win?
That was a pledge, not an edit.
Quite bigly difference.
Looks like Martin Freeman has been edited in here lol
let's see
Dangerously based.
based and cacapilled
In that case fuck you, tea-sipping faggot
Rol*ing for 90
What are the odds, another thread roll and get 00 again. Kek has spoken, 00 it is.
He's comatose half the time. Did you not see the pictures his lovely wife took of him?
Is this original content?
checked and kek'd
Yeah. You can edit photos through it. Also she could have used another software before hand and then run the photo through photos 3. We don't know what could have happened to the photo, all we know now is that it went through at least one editing software and it isn't an original photo.
PRS guitars sound so good
Depp's team is projecting as they are the ones who entered a photoshopped picture of him.
Reposting this in new thread because fuck the UK
bbc.co.uk
I would sacrifice my left testicle to see the US legal system introduced to the UK
Im fucking ashamed of the show trial tier justice system we have. Our pozzed judges found him guilty on 12 incidents of domestic abuse, the very same that have been shown to be completely unsubstantiated in this trial.
>"Judge Mr Justice Nicol said the Sun had proved what was in the article to be "substantially true".
>He found 12 of the 14 alleged incidents of domestic violence had occurred. "
>In one of those incidents, in Australia in 2015, Mr Depp was allegedly physically and verbally abusive towards her while drinking heavily and taking drugs. Mr Depp accused Ms Heard of severing his finger, but the judge said he did not accept Ms Heard was responsible.
>"Taking all the evidence together, I accept that she was the victim of sustained and multiple assaults by Mr Depp in Australia," said Mr Justice Nicol.
>250 femcels are worth thinking about
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Ignore this faggot he's copy and pasting shit from delusional cunts on red*it
Nigger what fuck did you eat
ROLL LAST TIME FOR THE ROAD
rolling
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absolute madlad for pulling this shit out on the stand.
It happened yesterday
rolll
Roll, Jordan, roll
your opinion is invalid because you are extremely dumb
refrain from posting
Listen bros, I gotta be honest. I love Elaine.
he's not exactly unattractive
I was preparing a Ryan Gosling general but he wasn't on the stand long enough
Are those glasses meant for wine? It does seem a little excessive.
The wrong Canadian is being ignored kek
>You're here to get your 15 minutes of fame huh?
What was the point of this stupid attack?
Stop responding to leaf bait, you faggots are seriously braindead if you dont realise hes just farming (You)s
Its literally a 16oz mason jar. 16oz = a pint.
rollo
clear dog poop
Deuxmoi = metoo
Stop giving those retards oxygen and pushing the threads to bump limit talking about them.
we won't really know until it's over. Chauvin had a slam dunk trial and the jury found him guilty because they were scared for their lives
we've known since the photos were first shown that they've just had levels altered
INCOMING TEXT
>my waifu is not on it
claimed.
these threads are great, hope you all stick around for the non celeb trials
>Amber testified under oath that not only did she not edit her photos but that she would never have any idea how to do that
>Every photo she has submitted of her injuries has been edited
As much as I wanted them to overlay the clearly edited image from "2 different days", it doesn't really matter does it? They've proven without shadow of doubt that she knowingly committed perjury.
Attempt to discredit the witness.
she literally had nothing else on him
she clearly underestimated him.
I'm messing about with photos in Photos 5 and it doesn't seem to change the Software exif data. It's still just the iOS version.
indeed
hey I think we're back
we're on the court emblem
Add Aquanett.. Johnny said it and went oh sorry Aquaman
I mean the guy is not going to use Mirage or adobe research tools or need to reach for anti-deepfake software to expose that the photos are edited when she literally left the EXIF data in.
That would be overkill considering how poorly this was 'hidden'.
Yes, just let me know
Shit is so corrupt in uk
SHE IS ON TAPE ADMITTING SHE THREW IT. YOUTUBE AMBER AUSTRALIA TAPE. ITS ALL THERE God you amber faggots are so retarded . Pls kys you absolute annoying cunt
discredit
Current (oldest jiggy) we're 1/3 the way there
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>jigex.com
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When is the "I doubt it" duo trial happening?
Just filter his ID every thread. It's a lot more peaceful. Meme flags too.
did you edit the photo and save it?
that was a pretty stupid thing for her to say, especially after they fought so hard to keep him off the stand. that just makes them look pissed off and like they're trying to hide something.
Claiming 47
He reminded me of a lee pace desu
Desperate times for Elaine, user. I'm sure she's a sweet lady.
those pics are from 6 years ago so its possible the software has changed
>change computer time to the time photo was taken
>save image
Don't even need to know how to edit it
This is why I stay coming back to this shithole
Aquanett.. oops sorry Aquaman
Add to lore
Fuck it I'll roll
Which medium range PRS would you guys suggest? I always thought PRS look good but never had the chance with any
Important part is that she lied and said it was 2 seperate photos taken at different times.
I actually got a lap dance down in mejico by a stripper that called herself 'Ambar', wasn't really a lap dance she just sat down on my lap and jiggled around my dick while whispering in my ear to buy her a beer and pay her for a private 'dance'. I was a student at the time so I told no dinero and fapped later that night to the thought of it
I marry her
>it's all grass
way too tedious
it got moved to another date so i'm not too sure, rackets said he'd cover that one too
You have to edit and save the photo, retard.
I wonder what he was confusing here
Do we though? Do we have the original photo?
lmao
SIR NO SHE IS MY WIFE SIR NO
he could smell the 'gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market' and that's Heard for anyone to tolerate
Weeeeeee're baack
You are constipated user. Drink more water, make some sauerkraut at home and make some smoothies.
someone please print this out and mail it to her.
Yeah, that trial is 100% Any Forums-related
Yeah, cropped and messed with the levels, exported the edited version. Maybe Photos 3 behaved differently, just odd.
Aquanet...maybe related to SKYNET???
Judge Penny looks so tired bros...
Image from post jiggy, had to wait for cooldown to repost.
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kike
ok now show her without gallons of makeup
Does Mollusk really have a crooked dick?
see i thought this was a bad move. it showed he was demeaning her success, which is arguably abusive. he isn't with her anymore obviously, but, not a good look on the stand.
>this lawyer
youtu.be
Hello, can I come and see your seals?
It was the hacker known as Any Forums.
new puzzle
>clown toes
lel
I just look at the tits desu
I don't know, it was boomer speech
who the hell is this
Video of photos layered eacheother
>video evidence
IT'S AMBOVER
>May we approach
>OH GOD PLEASE DONT LET THEM PLAY IT WE TOLD HER NOT TO SUBMIT THE EDITED PHOTOS PLEASE HAVE MERCY YOUR HONOR JUST SHOOT ME
>farming (You)s
I hope that those texts read about Depp wanting to make Heard suffer with global humiliation has an impact on the jury and makes them see how Depp is the classic abuser who will put up a charming of funny facade in the public or around others (Like he is trying to do on the stand), but has an completely vicious and vile demeanor during private moments where he thinks no one in the public will ever see.
>a video
they are going to superimpose the pics now aren't they?
I'm still using Photos(2) is 3 better?
Amber didnt swear an oath, she pledged to tell the truth.
Fine
Fuck her it's her job.
overruled now go sit the fuck down
I think she decided to play back and let it go.
Bro eat some fibre.
Is that the skirt fixer from yesterday in the center?
Also, where's Any Forums favorite Court TV reporter Chanley Painter? Did she miss this major moment?
it pisses me off a lot more than it should when i see frumpy women with shitty asses like this. like do some fucking squats or something so we don't have to look at that
ready to shart in the mart
Kino. Fingers crossed.
>Pledged to tell the truth
Maybe I treated you too harshly
FYI
rolling im so scared
why is half her face smaller than the other?
>Photos(2)
I prefer "(Copy of) Copy of Photos", honestly
good post, fren
Roll.
Also her bra is strangling her back fat into a pair of back tits.
@nFNyr6vV
Kill yourself
There's room for improvement.
>yes may we pay the video your honor
>alright go ahead
>"One, nothing wrong with me
>Two, nothing wrong with me
>Three, nothing wrong with me
>Four, nothing wrong with me"
obviously we don't have the bit-for-bit identical photos from the trial, but the fact that a perfect overlay can be made of the two photos shows that it's just one original photo and one with altered levels
literally not possible for it to be two different photos taken 'one with vanity lights on' and one without
they fucking pulled some shit from almost 30 years ago that he said and presented it like it was said a couple years ago?
faggots
All it's missing is a wet spot with flies buzzing about.
Man there's no way I could remember what I said TWENTY FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO. But apparently thats the publish date of the magazine where the quotes come from
interview.johnnydepp-zone2.com
>resorting to this jewish trickery
lmao pathetic
So what’s actually happening in the trial right now? Someone needs to lock this thread because half the comments are from brigading Depp remoras
Every face is like that. No face is simetrical dumb dumb
She just fucked up her mascara
Johnny didn't send this text it was incoming.
Ya bro, AH's team is so fucked if this gets brought up by JD's team. Hell they could even call him back to the stand and explain the tabloid. I'm hoping it burns the case for AH
Uneven makeup
t. makeup expert
this must be the high point of the trial, cant get better than this
You lucky bastard. Blessed by Camille
what difference does it make? she threw the bottle, thats all that matters, and the only thing that matters. Its proof that she was physically abusive. whether it even hit him or not, doesnt matter.
working on it now
this has been addressed several times
AMBERSISTAS
STOP THE TRIAL
My God this board suddenly got hit with an incel tsunami. I was wondering where the stench of unwashed socks was coming from
Pretty lady
The text was provided by the receiver. Stop repeating this nonsense because your favourite streamer is also a retard
there it is. it was edited
Next witness is pic related
I'll dump some.
ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER
IT'S JUST A GIF??????????
There it is
REKT
Frens, is anyone free to play codenames boardgame after the trial?
ITS OVER
kek boomer did it
>cont.
Time for something a little special
Fantasyscape jiggy
>108 pieces.
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I am accepting requests! Don't hesitate to ask.
Lmao based
NOW she can say she got raped
Any Forums evidence??
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"HE'S A NIGGER!!!!!!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!!!!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!!!!!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!"
Friendly reminder that AH swore under oath that she never edited any photos.
I'm bald so I have no need to simp for women anymore. I dropped out of that game.
Amber sisters .... :(
he meant probably aquanette, like we had from bowser made reddit bowsette a thing.
it´s a nice hyperbole to show how heard thought that aquaMEN would be her breaktrough.
ITS FUCKING OVER
A shitty attempt at a gif.
defense IN SHAMBLES, utterly btfo
Frustrating to see a ton of "live" tweeting from lawyers and such analyzing the jury when things are going JD's way, but total silence when AH's team is killing it
I wanna get jury and courtroom reactions from an unbiased/knowledgable source
Mine is, what's your problem? Are you Mother and Father also brother and sister?
bedshitter sisters on suicide watch
here comes the obviously same pictures
>Get btfo by a guy named fucking Norbert
Ambersisters....
Any Forums sends their regards
PERJURY PERJURY PERJURY PERJURY
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Perjury. Perjury. Perjury. Perjury. Pay up bitch
The fact JD's redirect didn't bring this up is a shame.
Elaine: Die witness. You don't belong in this trial!
Draco: It was not by my hand that I am here testifying. I was called here by humans who wish me to testify.
Elaine: Testimony!?! You just wanted your 15 minutes of fame, didn't you?
Draco: Perhaps the same could be said of you, taking Miss Heard as a client...
Elaine: Your words are as empty as your soul! Lawyerkind ill needs a savior such as you!
Draco: What is a lawyer? (throws his wine glass to the floor) A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you!
Sad she got fake ones. But it's probably obligatory for beauty contestants, women TV personalities, and maybe women in LA in general.
Camille appears to have them, too.
No because a gif is very lossy
UKucks, explain yourselves
amberbros this cant be happening
Even though I am a 25yo incel, I could technically fix her
Please let me know which post you want to see as a jiggy, I'll make it so. Next one immediately after the current. Thank you.
An inordinate number of comments in the chats of the live streams are uncharitable observations on Elaine's age and appearance. Meanwhile, bibulous Johnny be looking like a bloated toad. Thank you, alcoholism. Speaks to the male chauvinism that's predominant among the rabid Depp supporters.
>m'Heard
Who is more repulsive, femcels or incels?
Haven't seen that photo since Newgrounds....
How'd you make a webm that fast?
CAUGHT IN 4K
>rottenborn
>norbert ton
This is all.
Heeere we go
We can't.
I see it now her left eye has about 20% more make up applied....thanks! I don't know why I didn't notice that....
Doesn't mean johnny wrote it.
fuck you tranny
That's theoretically not too bad, legally. "My friend might've done it"
But the bit where she testified that those pics were 2 different pics at different times of day is clear and shut perjury.
How are threads going so fast, I had to change 3 in the last 30mins
our court system is entirely corrupt
there, that was easy
LMAO
AMBERSISTERS DEFEND THIS RIGHT NOW
This isn't even a win for Johnny. This means nothing.
I feel bad for this lawyer, she looks cute and would look a lot better than the others if she lost the weight.
There are extensions and websites for it
>Sad she got fake ones
I don't mind desu
Here you go
Amber heard's team trying to make a fool out of the court.
Nice painting
So where are the Turd PR shills who were spamming IT'S LE OVER XDD before? They've sure quietened down.
This demonstrative falls flat. Their are bruises visible in both pictures, and maybe one is slightly more "warm" in appearance? It's not like there's a picture with nothing and then one clearly photoshopped with bruises...
>ANOTHER VIDEO
PERJURY STATUS BEDSHITTERS?
I never said that he did you stupid cunt.
Do a Broly jiggy for the broly bongs.
All me, baby.
What am I even suppose to see on the edited and unedited photo? Her red blush?
Perjury lets go perjury *clap clap"
yeah I know
> crooked mollusk
> dick branson
This guy is the most trust worthy witness right?
He just says what is there.
it wouldnt be going so fast if the shills and leafs were threadbanned
Any Forums+Any Forums=/jdt/
I need to have sex
anyone?