/jdt/ - LIKE A PLEADING MACKEREL edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK SIX
(Day 22)

Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now

Kate Moss and Dr Mommy have already testified
Johnny Depp was on the stand last

lawyers did some lawyering trying to get TMZ on the stand
it looks like TMZ are trying to avoid this because Amber might be the leaker

Johnny Depp is being cross-examined by Rottenborn now

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=OuZDNakM7QU

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=ranLrdiAfoU

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=TPfa5VuTVN4
jigex.com/MXHAT
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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okay fuck it depp is throwing I have never seen shit like this before, this is fucking over

mu tummy heards so bad

Depp sisters........

Yes. You are a shitty lawyer. Your point?

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Aquamaaaaan

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Is it over, johnnybros?

Deepest Lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
>the umbrella guy
>SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO
>Miss heard grabbed mister Turd
>Amber shows true colours
>Snarky Lawyer
>MOLLY'S PUSSY

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they need to call for a break so johnny can do some coke in the bathroom and stop being a drunk retard

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He's reading this

Well calling him back to the stand was a mistake.

post on screen

Depp being argumentative isn't a good look, even if he's right
jurors are normies

HES FUCKING READING IT

>MOLLUSKS CROOKED DICK

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IT'S THE TEXT
WE'RE COMING FULL CIRCLE

>MOLLUSKS CROOKED DICK

Depp bros.....are we gonna make it?

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BASED

Fuck off already

holy shit

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WE GOT TOO COCKY DEPP SISTERS!!!11!
NOT LIKE THIS

>Finn and German flags start to shit post
hmmm really activates my almonds

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how can they just randomly pull out new pieces of info and ask them to be put into evidence? isn't all evidence supposed to be locked in before cross examination?

ELON NO

Hmmm, this text sounds familiar....

HERE IT IS

>HE SAID IT

maybe you stepped on a bee
you should go poop on your bed

finally read

IT'S GOING GLOBAL

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."

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>Really genuine posters rn
It is really bad for Depp
The jury is going to remember this over anything else

HE SAID IT ALLLLLLLL

>amber puts on a sad face
ohhh boo hoo

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HOLY........ BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

SHES BEGGING FOR GLOBAL HUMILIATION

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ITS THE PASTA BROS THE PASTA ROTTENBOY IS POSTING THE PASTA

lol he's reading the whole thing

FLAPPY

FISH

MARKET

CUM

GUZZLER

HOLY BASED

johnny depp is guilty of being based

amber is literally looking at the camera trying to force a tear out lmao

HIT
THE
WALL

AHAHAHA

BASED DEPP

T H E W A L L
H
E
W
A
L
L

This text says "OUTGOING" and the Molly Mackeral texts say "INCOMING".
So which is it?

>Amber's "acting"

SHE WILL HIT THE WALL HARD

HIT THE WALL HARD
CUM GUZZLER
50 CENT STRIPPER
SUBLIME LITTLE RUSSIAN

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IT'S HERE
MY FUCKING SIDES

FINALLY

C U M G U Z Z L E R

HOLY FUCK

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ACTING MASTERCLASS

SUBLIME
LITTLE
RUSSIAN

Man has a way with words, holy shit

youtube.com/watch?v=TPfa5VuTVN4

Jonny has a very seafood based vocabulary.

>rottenbord reading it all
Amazing, simply amazing.

HAHAHAH WHY IS HE READING IT

>He is reading the whole thing

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MOLLUSK
CROOKED
DICK

Hrs fucking finished. Why in the fuck did they put him back up there it wad in the bag

Also he could have played it off as ya I was drunk but those words to my friend never carried over into actions in real life

she's sucking crook dicks again...

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based

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

GOD DAMN HOLY SHIT

What a fucking poet.

SO FUCKING BASED

She did it!

johnny the fucking wordsmith in action

This was the most based thing I've heard today.

who the FUCK is Molly????
How the fuck is any of this relevant?????

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fucking beautiful

fuck you beat me too it.

if Depp writes a book I'm buying it

Top fucking kek amber is suddenly "crying"

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YOU DID

>You did
Holy shit that was hilarious

That's not 'trying to get Amber fired' that's just him ranting

>when your own lawyer calls you a cum guzzler

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Flappy fishmarket bros...

FISH MARKET

objection: profanity in court

My fucking sides

>You did

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>Did I read that right?
YOU
DID

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HIT THE WALL HARD

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Poet hahaha

>CUM GUZZLER
CUM GUZZLER
>CUM GUZZLER
CUM GUZZLER
>CUM GUZZLER
CUM GUZZLER
>CUM GUZZLER
CUM GUZZLER

Some of the worst posters on this site.

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why is she crying and why am i laughing so much HOLY

>you did
>smiles

Based

is depp a user ?

>Lets see if mollusk has a pair...Come see me face to face
Johnny going to fight Elon Musk to DEATH!?

>You did.
Based

Based

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THE LORE

Oh shit what did I miss? I was on a conference call....fuck me

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a dick slicing?

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HAHAHAHA
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
THEY READ THE WHOLE THING
THAT'S INCREDIBLE

SEE
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON TO KEEP POSTING THAT PASTA

OH MY

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Holy shit

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>did i read that right?
>you did *smile*

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He is literally reading this right now. Most insane thing we've heard sof ar.

>Johnny playing for time now

>Was that Shakespeare?

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GOLD DIGGING FISH MARKET
>pemper turds immiditley start crying

toppus kekkus

Johnny sounding like Johnny from Cyberpunk

RUSSIAN COLLUSION PROVEN. IT'S OVER!

bros, stop pitying 'poor elaine
as soon as she knew this case was worth $100 million (potentially) she calculated her cut and said
>I'm all in!!!

So we're back to mean texts again?

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Meds

I concur.

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yeah johnny is pretty fucking based

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>Oh shit what did I miss
Amber's lawyer just read, in full, the text from

Kek. They all have straight faces as he's reading it.

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The amount of BASED

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How did they get these texts?

Doesn't look good for Depp
AAAAA

I want to extend a hearty congratulations to the pasta-poster. That was fantastic.

TMZ must have helped ambers team with the text messages. They are in the extraction business.

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Somebody clipped that part right? Post the webm

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She does seem to have hit the wall.

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>couldn't keep the smug shit eating grin through THE WALL
kek she's acting but she's 100% seething

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Rebuttal will be interesting. They must have anticipated this

JOHNNY DEPP PASTA BASEEDD

You won't get away, fish market

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The greatest lawyer readout of all time

it is unironically over
epic throw

Got the screencap of the macheral text?

you can subpoena texts from a cell phone company even if you delete them from your phone.

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AMBER-SISTERS. WE WON!!!!!

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the receiver gave it to amber's team

My man running down the clock

this getting better frens

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>did I read that right?
>you did
Based.

>Amber will never guzzle your cum

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Are we losing Depp bros?

why does amber keep looking into the camera

Losing my fucking mind

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Depp would kick Musk's fat bald ass.

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not yet

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How will Elons tiny crooked dick ever recover?

They want more bad responses and he caught on

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Indeed

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is Mollusk supposed to be Elon Musk?

damn never should have called Johnny back

We are losing bros...

She thinks she's won.

Texts are stored for 7 years by providers. Maybe different timescale in USA

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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i don't feel so good

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Yes

Not bald, cease your lies anonymous

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>Are we losing Depp bros?
Yes
The jury is eating this up and Amber's being painted as an abused wife

TMZ has an investigative team that rivals certain alphabet agencies

>JD trying to go against the Sun

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Absolutely, since the public has had access to all of this
I do wonder if they rushed in some fabricated evidence considering Johnny called out the Photoshop

>mfw this entire testimony
I really don't like Amber's lawyers. They are fake and gay.

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Why are so many shillbots here all of a sudden? Cope you seethe, faggot

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Will his team get to rehabilitate afterwards?

It's possible now. This is a legitimate one-two punch from Rottenborn.

Best text I've ever seen.

It is bad but not all is lost

Still tmz witness and another plus rebuttal.

He can still eek this out but this is a pretty devastating blow desu

youre in denial if you think this shit is good right now

Alright lads.
I've been away a little too long.
Ready for a scenic jiggy?
>cont. 144 pieces.
jigex.com/MXHAT

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Rottenborn has such a dorky, embittered whine.
>soRry SORRY sorry soRrY
>Analyze the pixels on this photo of a broken bottle PLS plS
>PLES
>plEas
Reading these texts out loud yet AGAIN and assigning arbitrary meaning & intent is so infantile.
Shut the fuck up, nerd.

This is some dumb fucking argument Rottenborn is making.

pay no mind to the spamming shills

REDIRECT, LET'S GO CAMILLE

ha-ha! amber will win and you can't do anything to stop it from happening

call me when this stupid shit will be over and the main characters gonna be duking it out

This is all Rottenborn has? LOOOOL

JD's lawyers need to save him

You are a retard if you think you know what the jury is thinking right now.

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IF YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT, WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT BEFORE HUH????? YOU GAY???? LIL GAY BOY????

Was that really his argument?

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he's laughing the madlad

GET TMZ IN ALREADY

neat

well that wasn't great

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Literally going as hard as they can to salvage their trainwreck.
Not a good look, but it doesn't absolve her.

this lawyer of his sucks, why would they put her on?

This was just a show for the Jury now
They have nothing

was busy - so depp did poorly because he was getting feisty with rottenborn?

the jury is retarded normies who are now thinking about those texts and how johnny seems like he's fucking drunk on the stand

>Is it over
For Amber, it certainly is

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It does make him look angry

What is with the doompostong the moment shit gets even a touch hairy. Rottenborn had good cross early on in the trial too.

KEK

Imagine a gold digging cunt emotionally and physically abuses you, slices your finger off and all you do is rant to your m8 and call her a fish market

Johnny is a saint

>HE'LL BE OKAY

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KNEEL

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>he'll be okay

>HE'LL BE OKAY
CHAD

>YOU'LL BE OKAY
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>you'll be okay

>You'll be okay

O V E R R U L E D
RIP Turdsquad

Uksisters..... our courts are being exposed.....

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>you'll be OK

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>He'll be okay

Holy kek

>You'll be ok

He hates that RottenBorn soooo fucking much I love it!

HOLY

>you'll be okay

btfo

that reading of that text was KINO

even when depp is against the rope he comes out with basef answers.

Save him from what? All Rotten...born had was
>YOU SENT SOME MEAN TEXTS THIS ONE TIME REEEEEE :(((
It's just a depurate last attempt to sway emotions.

>You'll be ok
Holy shit Depp is btfoing Rottenborn

Bitch hit the wall hard, even through all that makeup

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>your finger off and all you do is rant to your m8 and call her a fish market
this. yeesh.

Expired woman aint smirking now

>you'll be okay

what is this madness

>YOU'LL BE OK

FUCKING KEK

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>YOU'LL BE OKAY MR. ROTTENBORN!

Rottenborn really living up to his name.

He got what he wanted
He painted Depp as an abusive, cheating husband who wanted to retaliate against Amber by killing her career

She's a complete piece of shit but she's going to win this case

ROTTENBORN SEETHING

The Revenge of Rottenborn. he was waiting for this moment

Johhny shouldnt be this snarky, hes getting too comfortable. Im surprised hes being so brazen, his lawyers need to talk to him going forward but I mean this is this I think for him on the stand.

Fucking hell Depp's pushing it just a little with this I think

Concern trolls get the rope first.

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lil gay lookin boy

Wait what's fucking changed, why is everyone chimping out? We already knew he text mean shit?

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>The jury is eating this up
You're in the court room? You stupid nigger. Kill yourself.

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>You'll be ok
Johnny might be pushing it with the banter now

She's not there for quick fire crosses. But to help him explain. She's good at that.

I'm pretty sure that was the same objection that depp's lawyers won on rottenborn earlier.

Seems the same as previous days and they're playing kick the autistic to get any bad reactions out of him, try again

>the best he had was some shit about molly (who?????)
honestly pretty disappointed. I guess they really have fucking nothing

the worst he did was deny first few texts

>saint
Far from it, user. He is trash but she is insane.

>You'll be ok

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were there any trannies involded in this case?

Gotta say Johny is one of the most charismatic men I've witnessed. kek

Yeah I don't think this will be that significant in the grand scheme of things. Really just got rattled a bit and didn't look great, that's all really.

user they are clearly joking, chill out
captcha: 0 TWAT

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>MR. ROTTENBITCH!
MR. ROTTENBITCH!
>MR. ROTTENBITCH!
MR. ROTTENBITCH!
>MR. ROTTENBITCH!
MR. ROTTENBITCH!
>MR. ROTTENBITCH!
MR. ROTTENBITCH!
>MR. ROTTENBITCH!
MR. ROTTENBITCH!
>MR. ROTTENBITCH!
MR. ROTTENBITCH!

It's He'll be ok, not you'll be ok. just to set the record straight your honor.

it's nowhere near as bad as the threads are making it out to be, basically rottenborn dug up some photoshopped pictures and mean texts messages

ROASTIE GETTING ROASTED
How long are Amber's fish flaps?

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I said this before and everyone called me a retard. JD is acting way too much like a diva star and treating the court like a playground and it's not a good look

Yes, female to male.

Johnny is a poet.

One

The way he was leading him I expected rottenborn to pull up some really incriminating text between him and WB executives basically telling them "fire this bitch"...but then he pulls up the fucking flappy fish market copypasta, of all things. It was all for fucking nothing, good fucking job.

also
>you'll be okay
sat his ass down lmao

BASED GOD

Johnny is losing it

What breed of pupper is this?

>THE TEXT IS BACK
THE TEXT IS BACK
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THE TEXT IS BACK
>THE TEXT IS BACK
THE TEXT IS BACK
>THE TEXT IS BACK
THE TEXT IS BACK
>THE TEXT IS BACK
THE TEXT IS BACK
>THE TEXT IS BACK
THE TEXT IS BACK
>THE TEXT IS BACK
THE TEXT IS BACK
>THE TEXT IS BACK
THE TEXT IS BACK
>THE TEXT IS BACK
THE TEXT IS BACK
>THE TEXT IS BACK
THE TEXT IS BACK

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Jury smiled when Depp said that, we are back in.

Bro, Rottenborn is obsessed with Johnny Depp.
He's a whiny, nerdy Stan stalking him.
He keeps reading and re-reading his private text messages.
It's really creepy.

lol that mollusk

>rotten psycho bitch fucks you over financially, emotionally, physically, and probably sexually
>endless recordings or her horrid witch howling and admitting to literally every form of abuse
>all "supporting" evidence is fabricated or sourced directly to said cunts word

and shills are trying to convince anyone that the dude who got screwed over by this whore is guilty of anything besides angrily texting his closest friends to vent is guilty of anything?
i wouldnt believe johnny ever met amber if she was the only person testifying to it

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Johnny needs to chill the fuck out with the snarky comments at rottenborn, it does NOT look good for the jury.

Anybody with a brain knows what's going on
Depp looked like an idiot up there and the texts speak for themselves.

ON

THE

PLANET

!!!!!

Was this taken from Depp's phone? If so, why does it says "incoming" if he wrote that?

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She is absolutely not going to win this case based on mean texts, retard.

any guy who has dealt with an ungrateful bitch knows what that text means

Proof?

fuck off newfag.

Yes, he need to quit it. Chew should be sending him signals to chillout

This crazy woman was laughing, 3 seconds later she's crying.

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Nah, like he said before, he could never hurt anyone except himself. If their relationship kept on I'm 1000% sure Amber would have found a way to kill him and get his money

Yes it does, what's your fucking problem?

Yeah, he couldn't even pull up evidence of Johnny trying to get Amber fired.

crazy how fast he came back from that assault
on the ropes for a few minutes and boom he's back

How do you know?

idiots thinking gotchas and bants are a good look in court. Im surprised the judge said nothing to his last comment. The AH lawyer looked fucking shocked and im not surprised.

>Concern trolls get the rope first.
>t. le_dolan, now padwiods.bin, enjoyer

Go back

He's surprisingly well spoken and choosy with his words.

probably subpoenad from the person he was texting, not from johnny himself

That was way worse than his first cross. Unironically the best part was the used up fish market text. Luckily it wasn't too long.
Unfortunately the last thing the jury will remember is him floundering on those few questions rather than Amber's obliteration or the decimation of her expert witnesses.
This hurts his case way more than it needed.

Lol'd at this pic

>inb4 Elon invites Johnny to the launch of Crew-5 so they can commiserate about what a bitch Amber is

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agreed. it can be done in moderation but that was a bit too aggressive

>What is with the doompostong the moment shit gets even a touch hairy
They're paid shills and morbidly obese retarded nigger shitposting trolls in mommy's basement.

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This is good. He's explaining that he was just texting in anger and he didn't mean it.

They aren't joking. They are shilling for Amber. Their thread splitting plan failed so this is their next plan.

Based, he's being honest, transparent and human
It's almost as if they set this up

dilate

Him writing the texts isn't what's bad. You can write emotional shit when you're pissed off and I'm sure any jury will know that. But him denying it and then implying that they doctored it when it's clearly his writing style is what's made him look bad there.

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Don't forget we have closing arguments to get the jury's memories going.

Nah it's warranted now.
Rottenborn is a nerdy dork

>retard thinks its a good look
hate faggots like you, you cant fathom why he would be way better by being less snarky and more direct.

>idiots thinking gotchas and bants are a good look in court
You're equally an idiot if you think the jury are reasonable people
They're the worst of the worst

It's a joke, retard.

tell me more

>one little lie
Great line delivery

Kino

Because amber turds is desperate for anything to make him look bad

Depp bros when we will stop winning?

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Sorry bro don't know

Damn they really let him talk right there

We have all said some pretty insane shit when angry.

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r-a-r-e

Hes somehow back to top form now.

>he loves this one

What the fuck are you even trying to imply? More implications? Which discord is raiding this thread?

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Yes

>yees he loves this one


KEK

Good, that hes telling the truth.

I think rottenborn played too agressive, now each of his points will be refuted

when the verdict is given

>what the fuck are closing arguments
user the last thing the jury would hear is the finale from both sides.

Yes. He should've just explained the context

>yes he loves this one, yes

>Yes he loves this one

>yes he loves this one, yes!

How can a man be so based?

The fact he's aware there is an understanding of what it's like to be thrashed about like a pleading mackerel and it needs to be changed is just based beyond all belief

>he loves this one
Kek

I don't want to win, I want MeToo to lose

> I was mad af that my gf sucked on musk's dong and wrote a nasty message in anger

lol oh man
heres the new thread everybody

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Look up iO Tiller Wright

i say pretty insane shit when i'm not angry too

I'd be more willing to agree with this line of thought if he hadn't readily admitted to texts that were as bad if not worse

>he loves this one
kek

>She's a complete piece of shit but she's going to win this case
Hamada already shut her counterclaim down.

>YOU'LL BE OK
>shocked pikachu
Holy kek

That was movie tier. Beautiful.

Rottenborn did have a good tactic but he played TOO aggressive.

It was a planned setup to further humanise him while making Amber's team look mental

Rottenbot so desperate to portray depp as trying to get depp fired. It's fucking crazy because it's so clearly the opposite of what happened

>One little lie...
KINO

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Just because someone shows concern does not mean they are "concern trolling"

>rottenbros its over
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Was Johnny just taken aback by the aggresiveness? Like a victim of abuse would be?
He's back to snark now.

Disagree.
This is making Rottenbborn look like a scoundrel.

>it does NOT look good for the jury.
are you there? They were loling along with Johnny every other time.

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>YOU CALLED GREG AND BOB FROM WARNER BROTHERS TO GET MS HEARD FIRED FROM AQUAMAN DIDNT YOU?

>No

>I SUBMIT TO EVIDENCE THIS TEXT YOU SENT TO YOUR SISTER!!!! AHA!

???????????????????????????????????

I wish that Mr. Rottenborn has a decline in clients.

rottonborn is getting desperate

Bro rottenborn is way too obsessed with these weak ass texts.

>HE SENT SOME MEAN TEXTS REEEEEEE
SUCH ABUSE

Aquanet

>Fantastic beasts
Wooo!

aquanet

The state of these objections
>YOU TRIED TO HAVE AMBER FIRED CORRECT? YOU TOLD THEM...
I TOLD THEM..
>HEARSAY!

AQUANET

AQUANET

AQUANETTTTTTTT

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AQUANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Motherfucking Aquanet. Banter mastermind.

Aquanet bros...

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Has this case changed your perspective on Johnny Depp?

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Yes. I thought he was just a dumbass pretty boy. Now I think drugs have molded him into an unusually charismatic weird uncle.

>did I read that right
>did I read that right
>did I read that right
>coRrEcT???
>coRrEcT???
>coRrEcT???
These automatic sayings are distracting from the "points" that he's trying to make.
Every time he reads and re-reads these asanine texts it just comes across as if it is ROTTENBBORN saying the words himself.

Weird strategy.

you know nothing johnny depp

hes relatable

Nope. He's still a peanut filled turd. Amber was making a commentary.

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He was prob wasted talking about MDMA/molly

kek left a phone number unredacted

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