/jdt/ - The Truth edition

This is day 3 of week 6 (day 22 overall - the trial runs from Monday to Thursday)

Overview of the trial:
>Both Heard and Depp have now testified and presented their initial cases in full
>Heard's team are looking to rest their case; they only have around 2 hours of time left
>Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now
>Closing arguments are scheduled for Friday morning

Today's happenings:
>Kate Moss had a short testimony via video link
>Dr. Curry was back on the stand for a rebuttal of Dr. Hughes
>Johnny took to the stand once again
>now: TMZ is trying to block one of their employees from testifying

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=OuZDNakM7QU

Commentary stream with exhibits (Rekieta Law):
youtube.com/watch?v=ranLrdiAfoU

Previous thread:

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IT'S AMBOVER

TMZ DENIED AND THROWN OUT LIKE TRASH

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Fartbox

FUCK TMZ

prepared judge is prepared

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BASED HES GONNA TESTIFY

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT FILE ANOTHER CASE LMAO

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Check em for Judge Penny. Get fucked TMZ

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Judge has discretion, judges REALLY don't like being told how they should do their job and REALLY don't like to be seen to be hiding information from the jury.

Mr. Tremaine to testify

SNARKY
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Get fucked TMZ and Amber

Remember the first few day swhen the judge was overuling every depp's lawyers objections?
When did the judge become based?

So what was TMZ wanting to do anyway?

>Judge can smell bullshit.
She's not the only 1.

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OH NO NO NO TMZ NIGGERS & AMBER TURDS what are we going to do?

GET FUCKED TMZ
>GET FUCKED TMZ
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>You're just a snarky guy

IMPOSTER!

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Just a snarky guy....

>you're just a snarky guy

BASED CHEW

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YOU'RE JUST A SNARKY GUY

IT'S OGRE

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WE GOT HER BOYS, AND ELAINE FORGOT HER MIC AGAIN. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SUCH A KINO EPISODE

I object to the characterization of Mr. Chew as
>a snarky guy

what are the political implications, if any, of this TMZ witness stating amber released the footage to tmz?

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>I CAN'T TALK

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>can I object even though im not involved at all in this
>no?
this dude serious?

can't object, now gtfo

TMZ BLOWN OUT
AMBER IS FUCKED

It is all over

>I Didn't mean to be snarky
>You're just a snarky guy.
kek

May I have the opportunity to object your honor?

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>"You're just a snarky guy, huh?"
>entire courtroom laughs
lmao judge is completely on Depp's side at this point

Not the thread

S N A R K Y G U Y

>C-Can I still object?
>NO

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Judge Penny wants her LUNCH

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Former TMZ "journalist" wants to tell the court who leaked the video to him. TMZ wants to block him from doing so, by citing laws and cases that apply to criminal cases where the witness got forced.

The difference here is that the witness isn't with TMZ, it's not a criminal case and he is doing it 100% voluntarily.

K I N O

That kike wanted to object? the fucking audacity.

this lawyer is basically trying to get a note from mommy judge to take back to his school that he tried.

>random attention seeking retard wants to object in a case he's not involved with
uhh no , get lost jewish niggerman

who is that jk simmons sounding fucker?

ELIANE; YOUR MICROPHONE IS OFFFFFF

Judge is sick and tired. Just wants to get her lunch.

NERVOUSE AS FUCK
PURE MAJESTIC PANIC
FULL BLOWN HAPPOOONING

The best part is that the tmz guy actually wants to testify it seems and amber and his boss are kevaching hard.
That's a 100% chance that amber gave that tape.

>c-can I ob-
>no you retard

IN FAIRNESS

DEPP BROS WE'RE IN THE HOME RUN
CAN'T STOP WINNING HOLY SHIT

Fucking hell this desperation is unreal.

Please just let her have lunch

Their former employee is coming in to say TMZ got the video of Depp banging cabinets from Amber

hahaha what a shitshow

WHERE'S THAT SMUG LOOK ON YOUR FACE NOW, YOU SLAG? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BIG WIN
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WIN

stop splitting idiot

is it ogre for turd?

ELAINEBROS ITS OVER

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DEAREST JANNIES AND MODS
OP HAS BEEN TRYING TO SPLIT THE GENERAL FOR SEVERAL THREADS NOW
THIS THREAD WAS MADE PRIOR TO HITTING BUMP LIMIT AND THUS VIOLATES THE RULES
WE ASK THAT THIS THREAD BE DELETED AND OP PUT IN A LITTLE TIME OUT FOR BEING A BAD BOY

LET PENNY HAVE SOME FOOD YOU FUCKS

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The lost the TMZ thing and are all trying to do desperate last minute arguments like mexican jumping beans lol.

SHE IS HUNGRY YOU FUCKS

Yeah, that's a serious breach of protocol for a lawyer from outside the case to act on behalf of a third party to object to a witness' testimony. Guy should be thrown out for even suggesting he be allowed to do that.

elaine taking so many L's lmao

just wants to eat

JUST

Ah so it would fuck Amber's side on the whole 'SHE DIDN'T LEAK ANYTHING IT WASN'T HER'

>WE'RE IN THE HOME RUN
it's "stretch", king

That might be the most talmudic moment in the course of the case
>"Your honor maybe I can object even though I'm not in the case pretty please? Or it might be antisemitic!"

The judge so far has been the most relatable character of this production. I feel sorry for her having to suffer through this clownfiesta.

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NON. STOP. JIGGY.
Are YOU jiggy enough?!
jigex.com/MSSBN

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AMBER SAID >> she didn't leak the video, so busted for lying on the stand.

they must be panicking

AMBERSISTERS

I'M FADING

HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN TO US?

I expect Amber to literally stand up on the desk and start shit flinging.

Would that lead to a mistrial?

I agree, the patience of this woman is amazing.

PENNYBROS WW@
THESE KIKES, EH?

Fucking ELAINE

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>THEY GOT HIM IN
It's fucking over

This basically.

A woman denied her lunch. A fallen hero. Punished Penny.

Quit splitting threads nigger

So is Depp's team 100% certain it was Amber who leaked? They're going to look really goofy if it wasn't.

Let her eat

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this should have been easy for amber because the judge is clearly a feminist or a dyke, but she lied so much and her lawyers are so incompetent they really fucked it up

I like the Judge.

Eh, I'd imagine she's getting paid a shit-ton to deal with this madness.

LUNCH TIME!!!!
What are you having? I had a salad with an fuji apple

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I don't understand what happened with TMZ? are they gonna spill the beans?

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gotta say, i'm surprised. i expected her to be a full blown dyke

who else would have?

I doubt they'd go to such lengths if it wasn't extremely relevant.

I just had McDonalds

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she's Grizzled and kinda butchie from her old marine days

Yeah. For leaking the videos and information. SOMEONE is going down for perjury. Probably one of her friends that wanted money to be honest.

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What does she serve her 12+ white grandkids on the wholesome family Sunday dinner?

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I think Elaine said she's "certain that Amber isn't going to be named as the person that leaked it" so idk. Either they know something we don't or it was next level copium and panic

The guy who used to work for them wants to voluntarily testify Amber sent him that cabinet smashing vid and other dirt.

They will do whatever they can to prevent him from testifying Rottenguy and Elaine will just file a hundred fake motions after lunch or even settle right then and there

I'm scared for Camille's safety, too many deranged fans out there.
youtube.com/watch?v=IC3hDcugTDA

>angular herb

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>um actually we subpoenaed him last night so he doesn't get to tes-
>fuck off. He will take the stand.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thats why I am in love with her

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Turkey and meatloaf

I don't know. I just want to make sure Amber actually gets thoroughly BTFO. Depp's team did have that surprise gay guy yesterday.

AH said she didn't leak her the news of her divorce/TRO to TMZ during her testimony in this trial
AH accidentally let it slip that she leaked the story during a previous deposition
TMZ guy is going to be brought in to confirm that
>yes, the bitch leaked the story to us

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Objection: Motion to dismiss this judge!

>AH filmed it
>AH slipped up that she leaked it
Geez I wonder who sold the video to TMZ

>How about another turd Murray?

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snarky guy clip anyone

A guy who USED to work at TMZ is willing to voluntarily testify who leaked the shit to them (it's guaranteed to be either Amber or her assistant on her behalf) and both Heard's laywers as well as TMZ's are desperately trying to come up with some reason this guy can't willingly come into court and spill the beans on Heard's lying testimony.

Judge told them to fuck off, if there was an NDA still in effect (which are very often unenforceable anyways lmao they're just to scare retards), they can sue him for breach of it as a separate civil matter.

Stop yapping your dumb tongue, you idiotic broad.

Going to have, smoked basa with rice and veg. Going to wrap the fish in tinfoil with some white wine, chinese five spice and salt and pepper.
Belgian waffles with clotted cream and hazelnut chocolate spread for pudding.

got you covered user

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Eh, I dunno TMZ are absolute scum and would do heaps of scum shit and they'd probably want to be able to set a precedent that they can just come in and say "no" anytime someone who's given them something wishes to testify in a case.

Go ahead and try it

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I swear if this guy says that AH was the one who informed TMZ about her filing for divorce and/or the cabinet video that she has testified under oath several times that she had nothing to do with, it's fucking over.

Can't the TMZ guy just... lie and say the source was fully anonymous? Why is TMZ even worried? If he lies it's not like anyone can find out if he lies.

>TMZs lawyer thought he would be able to object while his client is speaking
delusional

on a scale from 1 to 10 how nervous is Turd and her team now?

Objection, motion to strike the defendant soundly across the mouth

She was either bluffing really hard in a last bid plea of desperation, or she doesn't know that Amber did it and is retaining her plausible deniability

>TMZ ARE FAGGOTS!
What the fuck? How did the judge get away with that?

Who here listening to Banjo Kazooie OST while they wait?

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the cringe questions these paparazzi shout out
'what do you hope comes with all your fame'

>tmz reporter is going to willingly testify about heard selling a video of depp destroying some cabinets to her and tmz
>tmz wants to intervene and assert the reporter's prvilege to not testify even though this former employee is doing this willingly
>judge and chew btfo the jew for tmz
>bonus: one of ambers attorney's probably subpoenaed (a command to come testify) the witness to allow tmz to invoke the reporter's privilege to keep the testimony out which is probably an ethics violation

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What happens if Amber commits perjury under oath?

She basically admitted it in her 2016 deposition testimony. Surely the jury is smart enough to connect the dots.

Everyone knows it's Amber. There's no-one who could have sold it to TMZ since it was her video. But she lied in court under oath to the jury's faces. Might as well dismiss her entire case because almost everything is literally reliant on her "good" word.

I DIDN'T LEAK THE TAPE! MY LAWYERS DID!

mvets.law.gmu.edu/alumni/azcarte-penney/

Is she /ourgal/?

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He wanted to testify user. The entire reason he's being allowed to testify is that he wants to reveal the truth of his own volition.

Why would he care so much and personally invite himself to the stand just to lie about nothing?

which one? where he was snarky or where she said ur a snarky guy?

>when the subpoena hits you in the penis

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>Why is TMZ even worried?
It's an ex-TMZ employee who wants to testify VOLUNTARILY probably due to being disgruntled. He is gonna fuck over both Amber and TMZ.

>they can sue him for breach of it as a separate civil matter.
I bet Depp has told him he would pay for it too

Are you having a stroke, aussiebro?

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youtube.com/watch?v=rBX5mo5jD7I
Close

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General splitting was already sorted out.
Current thread is the real one.
Just cruise control here, bro

Oh I didn't know that. I thought they subpoena'd him

>Azcárate is a Spanish and Basque surname

Based?

Why do you think they're fighting this so hard?

Dr melfi hit the wall hard.

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>Why is TMZ even worried?
Their entire model is based on celebrities and their agents leaking news to them to drum up PR or attack each other. They don't want that to be admitted in open court with millions watching.

last one

>"Soooo the uhhhh, leak happened because it fell out of my bag. And then TMZ picked it up off the street. I had no control over that. I pledged the leak, I didn't donate it"

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Out of 7, maybe 2 picked up on it and will point it out to the rest but it doesn't mean they'll like the messenger or see it that way. Juries are especially dumb in these cases.

>watching clip of Dr. Curry's testimony today
>Amber is staring directly into the camera with narrowed eyes
Shit's creepy as fuck bros

kek!

>naruto shippuden complete ost - op & ed

you could just smell the desperation coming off Elaine and the TMZ jew lawyer to try and stop this

TMZ is worried because it means ex employees can write books or do other things slinging the dirt they used to do for them.
It will make future leakers more cautious about sliding shit to TMZ if they know they can get exposed later

will make one, when did the former happen?

we know amber knew it was "leaked" via her self-own video deposition

this exchange was quite fun to listen to

>but miss heard, pleding and donating are the same to you no? you said this yourself

You will be silent, as all good women do.

Amber Heards represents strong women in the movie industry. All womens who support her ideology are like her, this is feminism.

I was surprised at her choice of words as well. Absolutely KINO court case

Heard's team subpoena'd him after he was already willing to come to court, in order to pretend he was only testifying because of a subpoena, in order to try and get his testimony disallowed.

highly unethical, you can see why the judge was so pissed at both TMZ guy and elaine over it.

YFW the first question Elaine asks him on cross is if he's a certified expert journalist

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I wonder why he was panicking at the TMZ shill
He had this "What the fuck are you doing" expression

>that is incorrect. I don't agree with your characterization of that

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He is going to be their witness so obviously they have already interviewed him

no idea

The timing of when the reporter comes in and he knows some bullshit is up with the reporter

Unaccountability, unwarranted ego, childish tantrums and unrealistic expectations regarding how the world should treat them?

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Why is rick from pawn stars a witness?

>that's not what I was talking about, this was in reference to something else

Is the guy testifying today?

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How many (you)s have you gotten so far in the /jdt/ series? OP included.
>I'm not keeping count
but you are though

tvbros why are we here why are jannies so goddamn cruel

What a weird way of asking for a dick pic. How come you have time to post, aren't supposed to getting raped by emu, whipped in concentration camp or hooken up to a pfizer IV?

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He realized that his side issued the subpoena to provide cover for TMZ to make an argument.

yes

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Umbrella guy was yesterday.

they pulled some shady shit with the subpeona, and inexperienced lawyer has no poker face

snarky guy
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VGH ur no fun

As long as the one in the centre cleans my house and cooks my food then I see nothing wrong with this pic. She can even bring the one on the left too if she wants.