/jdt/ - IT'S JUST GOOD BUSINESS edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK SIX
(Day 22)

Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now

Kate Moss and Dr Mommy have already testified
Johnny Depp is on the stand NOW

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=OuZDNakM7QU

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=ranLrdiAfoU

drink up me hearties yo-ho

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=gD_r3D6AU_4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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Finally a good thread.
>embezzled my money
lol

cahoots

Bump

>all these people taking advantage of Depp throughout his life
fucking disgusting jews

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imagin simping for a weak faggot who let himselve abuse by his wife lmao

Jannies will get you for all these threads like they did for Ukr generals, stop splitting negro

Why is there some autist splitting the thread?

who is going to win, Any Forums? Predictions.

oh yeah check this infographic out from earlier this trial

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to avoid anons meme magic, to stop the smuggering.

why are jannies trannies that are also niggers?

Poland

if the jury saw the look on ambers face during that, depp

a thread from Any Forums got imported here this morning and since then they've been doing their own thing and getting really mad about me

I really don't care

Fuck jammies.

BITTER MAN

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Kill yourself, you stupid nigger.

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Tell the Any Forums faggots to stop then.

We salute you user

Thank you for your services.

Deepest Lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
>the umbrella guy
>SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO
>Miss heard grabbed mister Turd
>Amber shows true colours

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you the guy from the last threads?
That would explain why the other thread is full of Amber schizos, Any Forums has a problem with that ilk

>no mega checks

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I made a mistake and mistook another for you

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CUNT SMUGGERY SMUGING
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Ich bin ein automobile.

Same energy

youtube.com/watch?v=gD_r3D6AU_4

it's been fun

this is THE thread

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World's End is actually a based movie

checked, VOLKSWAGEN

Any Forums on ambers side?

What are you expecting from the closing, anons?

Weak bait from a weak country

The other thread has people reposting the subreddit of a few hundred seething femcels.

You talk like it's over?

>Muh johnny depp trial

Who could possibly give a shit?
You guys have been reduced to gossiping about movie stars.
It's not news
There is nothing to even care about here.

Of course they are, user. Blue boards are filled with trannies.

This trial has gone longer than the Kyle Rittenhouse

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MEGA

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Haha Captain Jack is shitting on charity attention whoring and pulling out the Make a Wish card. She is so fucked.

shut up faggot

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ill stay here then

You have been doing it sense day one, keep it up user

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Stop making new threads. They are splitting on purpose because they are amber femcels.

yes, this is unironically less open and shut than some kid killing wackos in self defense

what's for lunch

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I'm actually suprised we didn't see people doing this shit until now, I still remember the Rittenhouse threads and people shitting the threads up so much trying to do thread wars.

nice arguement you sexist

>amber, please, stop with the smug face
>you hear me girl?

>uh... ahm, i am more powerfull
>so, why don't you make your job?
>huh?

>amber, the jury is watching
>this is not going to end well, girl

>uhh, stop calling me that
>you are not my mom?
>like jeeze, what do you even want from me??

>amber? this is important
>girl, we need to win this.

>i know what i am doing
>pffff

WWE Superstar The Edge to be called as next witness

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based entirely on the strength of Ambers case and the time she burned getting to that point, it's gonna be a landslide Johnny win
every witness for Amber was a disaster and Amber herself wasn't great either

her lawyers made all kinds of mistakes, her presentation has been all fucked from day one

even if he doesn't win, he's done wonders for his image and that'll stay while Amber fades into obscurity

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The jury must be getting real tired of constant objections

They were probably not aware or hadn't organized. Wouldn't be surprised me if it's discord trannies groups.

Just stop making new threads.
It doesn't serve anyone for you to keep making secondary new threads if someone's already made one
Your effort over the last week is appreciated, but take your ego out of the equation and let there be a single thread rather than making further threads when there's already a new one up
You're literally just making it worse for everyone at this point

it's probably a good idea to use the other thread until it hits bump limit

afterwards we go back here and only post in threads made by this threads OP

Heil Hitler, motherfucker

Rottenborn should just start retracting his objections when they ask to approach for sidebar

Yeah, new Jannies got instated and it's fucked now

>misheard

You will never pass

You know, I don't think Whitney is that different from Amber, looks wise.
I actually quite like her eyes.

And what of good Solonius?