this is DAY 3 of WEEK SIX
(Day 22)
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now
Kate Moss and Dr Mommy have already testified
Johnny Depp is on the stand NOW
Livestream source:
youtube.com
Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com
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OBLIGATORY:
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
fucking smug cunt
>Like I was... I was... *burp* oh hey mister rottenborn... I wish you were here instead... what was I saying again?...anyway.... there was this... thing... oh candy! *chews* *chews* *chews* ... oh I'm sorry for that... interruption... what I meant was *opens bottle*... it was not a good day... it was just... *glugs* *glugs* *HAAh*... like that.... it was... dreadful... and tiring... sooo tiring...*yawns* in fact.... it was... some... *falls asleep*
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
OP, how does it feel knowing faggots are trying to split threads?
Is he doing an Ozzy Osbourne impression?
one of these threads is an imposter
SMUG MCCUNT FACE
KEEPS SMUGGING A CUNT FACE
BUILD A 4x4 MEME IMAGE WITH CURRENT SMUG MCCUNT FACESES
Best collage wins the internet price
would
this is the thread gents
She can't stop looking at me bros...
How could you not smack that shit eating grin? Depp had some impressive restraint.
johnny speak faster you're burning all your teams time
That's not how you do it
not this one, or is it?
this is the one
you can tell because I forgot to remove the embed codes again
Thread claimed
is it normal for ppl in a relationship to just hate eachother and record eachother constantly for future evidence? does not seem like a good time.
Amber has the ultimate RBF.
is he kissing the opening awating the yellow liquid?
reminds me of the nerd from "the shield"
I believe the recording was on the suggestion of their respective psychologists, at least in Depp's case.
W-what if they put something on Johnny's megapint? Perhaps that's why Amber team looks so smooth
>I cut the top of my middle finger off...
uh... Johnnybros????
haha dang big hand
>she is as full of shit as a Christmas Goose
Very poor choice of words.
lmao this is definitely how a boomer would write an internet message. my dad would pull shit like this.
This is a good take on the seagull testimony. Good work.
"You shall always remember this as they day that you ALMOST CAUGHT Captain Johnny Depp"
indeed, this is the real one confirmed
We already went over this. He said this to protect amber
THIS READS LIKE JOHNNY IS NOT AWARE OF CLOWN WORLD
IT IS TIME
ANONS
USE YOUR INFLUENCE
AND TELL DEPP ABOUT CLOWN WORLD
HE WILL ENJOY IT
if you broke your leg, you'd say "i broke my leg", right? would you expect people to assume you took a mallet to your own leg?
They’re trying to rattle Johnny. Elaine and mini Cenk were making a scene a few minutes ago.
What's the Kate Moss angle? Do we really need the Croyden slag twist added to this, is it just more random entertainment?
all recordings are Heards, and Depps are from the therapist.
>Amber hands you a note
do you accept, Any Forums?
Isn't this the liberal faggot that was calling for "muh orange man needs to be assassinated", cause he mean and evil and lituhly hitler? What happened to this board that it's become such a hotspot for trannies, leftists, and nigger lovers...
>She was as emptied of shit as an exhausted Yorkie
Better?
jannies this is not politics
Mini Cenk got demoted to texting on his phone after he blew that one cross exam and objected to himself, never seen again
>and Depps are from the therapist.
...
Seeing as I can fix her, yes.
>cries about how she got raped by a bottle and was traumatised
>suddenly all smiles
this trial is a joke.
I accept the instructions
>muh trump
shut up jewlover
Any Forums threads are moved here, blame their jannies
Imagine the bullshit on those notes, Rottenguy has a pile of them and just kinds of discards them.
Amber mentioned her so they were able to bring her in to call her a.loar basically.
I wipe my ass with it
>"i broke my leg",
This. An ex kicked me when we were horsing around, broke my toe. If I talk about it I'll say "I broke my little toe"
With a steel pipe, surely.
Is... Is this real??
Get on the train user, it's great kek
THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER
her hair looks like poop
no bro you said you broke your leg bro that's solid evidence dude
IT IS POLITICS! LE DISNEY PIRATE MAN IS BASED! Also, everyone disregard that he's a full blown nigger loving leftist that openly calls for muh evil orange man to be assassinated cause he lituhly hitler and mean.
American celebrities are not 'people' in the same way as you or I, they're strange broken members of a cult held up for all to marvel at, while behind closed doors they're ruined souls unlike anybody you know irl. Nothing about them is normal in any way, don't think of them as regular people because they never will be.
Actors used to be reviled for a good reason. However, as much as we venerate our celebrities (unwarranted) we also revel in their utter destruction, every single time. It's a cultural passtime for Americans, to watch the downfall of artificial gods. I think it started with Elvis but probably goes back a bit further.
i think people on trial just do that for the camera so they dont look retarded. i would bring a gameboy or something.
>Rottenborn
I feel bad for the people with such shitty surnames
whats wrong with what i wrote?
watched pirates of the caribbean 1 the other day, great film.
just the tip
she is so full of herself she thinks she is above him right now, giving notes to her lawyer with question on it she thinks are good for her course.
>I miss it
Fuck's sake.
well, they were both recording eachother. its not like the therapist was in the room there. they were 2 lovers recording eachother for blackmail/therapy/whatever the cause.
>I miss it
Kek
soon
I've had to do it. Shit can just get to a level quickly with bpd whores in which you just know you need to protect yourself against false accusations later.
The times are great until they are then the worst times and it is shocking how quickly they can turn on you over nothing.
man where did everybody go
>I miss it
He actually lost a chunk of his finger, the audacity of this bitch.
Same
>muh trump!? jewlover!
Leftists seething hard that people dont like their faggoty kids movie pirate. Don't forget to jerk yourself off to pirate man and his roastie whore.
split thread.
I missed Dr. Curry, how did it go?
is her smug face for the jury to see how laughable she thinks he is? They're supposed to be thinking she's traumatised by this guy that raped her with a broken bottle
the real thread
It's good because it shows how evil women can be, and how lying comes naturally to them.
Murder on the Orient Express?
ok, thank you for clarifying.
notes with human feces
lol i know I was having a laugh
for real
six weeks and you still can't recoginize my voice
I'm shocked
insulted really
The third one is bloated as fuck but I still enjoyed it mostly, I wonder if anybody's made a shorter cut? Black Pearl is obviously the best one though.
Retard made another thread instead of waiting for OP
Bet shed make for a good girlfriend
It's the day of reckoning, for all Amber Heards world wide.
nobody knows who you are
nobody cares to find out
you make a thread that anyone else could make, you're just more autistic about making it, but you've dropped the ball here
you lose, sir
Very well, all Elaine had is "you had DINNER WITH MISTER DEPP IN HIS HOUSE, IS THAT RIGHT?!"
Why there are 2 threads? The other one does not have the obligatory posts
I got sniped
but whatever
it's a big event
I'll relax for a minute
>smiling and laughing while he describes what she did
the jury better fuck her
I don't trust anyone but you
>this bitch furiously writing post it notes
>is that better?
>is that better
kek
funny picture of the pair, he looks proper drunk
>she hit me, is that better?
kino
Can some autist enhance her note? She held it into the camera
you sound angry
why?
I'm just taking it in good humour
chill out lad
it doesn't matter
>I do not accept your note miss
There's an influx in Turdfans unironically thanks to the Reddit spammers
>is that better?
What a fucking lad.
geg
They brought that up again? Elaine comes across as a bitter cat lady.
just hold up a cross and she will be gone
This.
I'm struggling to pay attention to Depp's rebuttal, anons. Although I expect that Rottenborn will come punching when cross starts.
He took her on a glamourous trip on the Orient Express. You cant please a woman like this.
and there's the proof lmao
May also be a discord tranny raid
yup, what else can they do, they had nothing, can't really blame them.
>what if any
>I was Murder on the Orient Express
Bravo
Its over guys Johnny clearly won this. This trial will go down in history as the first time a man won a defamation lawsuit against his wife.
SHINER EDITION
Did Amber hit mr.depp in the face?
She's smiling at his abuse allegations.
Man i wanna punch this whore's face
>*hands professor rotten note*
>it says "POOOOOOOP"
>god damn amber, stop
all it took was 2 years of secretly recorded audio, a dozen members of staff testifying and a bitch so crazy she literally shits the bed and blames it on the dog
she represents feminism
SEETHING
She's so smug, it's unbelievable. Did she forget she's supposed to be "scared" of him?
I still have no fucking idea what any of this is about other than to celebfucks are in court.
Who took who to court? No fucking clue.
So now the threads are going to be out of sync right? We should just jump into whichever is made next? OP might get a break
So do we pelt her with rotten fruit in the stocks for a month or does she go straight on the bonfire?
Not another fucking sidebar.
And literally one of the biggest, most likable actors and public figures of the last two decades
I am too... Imagine beeing abused by a woman... what a pussy boy
youtu.be
me right now
>Mr Rotten....born
Depp took Amber to court for 50 mill.
Amber countersue'd for 100 mill.
ILL MAKE IT EASY FOR MISTER ROTTEN.....BORN
>Mr. Rotten
>
born
>I'll make it easy for Mr. Rotten . . . . . born
These fucking people, guys Johnnys lawyers hate him.
Which stream are you watching? The quality is pretty high
>I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU, MR ROTTEN-
>-BOURNE
She wanted him to beat her up dumass
Yeah then claimed the pictures black eye was photoshopped on stand which was disproven by the social media picture they got in after