/jdt/ - >it's a rerun episode edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK SIX
(Day 22)

Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now

Kate Moss just testified by video link
Dr Shannon Curry is on the stand NOW

the flight attendant is also listed as a potential witness for today

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=OuZDNakM7QU

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=ranLrdiAfoU

Johnny Depp touted as his last rebuttal witness

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jigex.com/61Efm
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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GLASSES ALERT

>I'm running out of time so I'll waste time on the exact same stupid questions and get the same answers
elaine has officially gone insane

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Let's finish the jiggy, frens
jigex.com/61Efm

Fuck Any Forums threads, I will stick with inbred OP.

GLASSES TIME!

HERE COME THE GLASSES

whose side is /ourgal/ on bros?

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FFFFFFFFF

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FRAN TIC TIC TOCK, ELAINE

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>Have you ever been called to witness as an expert in XXX

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it was short but sweet

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SHES SO FUCKNG HOT

Get Elaine OUT OF HERE PLEASE

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GLASSES I'M COOOMMING

it's over

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SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

ICANT

what is elaine planning here?

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Elaine is just repeating the same questions she did last time. Musk, did you find these lawyers from the homeless depot?

Sick of this shit

THE GLASSES ARE OUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL THE GLASSES ARE FUCKING OUT

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Why was Amber going for this look?

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BOOOOOOOBA

>GLASS OFF
IT'S OVER

oh god

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why don't (You) have a dr. curry gf, user?

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Look at those

how much time does elaine have???

He was trying to sink Amber from the start, perhaps.

Not a SINGLE question about her actual test on AH

AHHHHH. One of you fucks better stick a baby in Mommy, I will not have this bloodline end.

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Trying to discredit the witness.

glasses time

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What's on the paper Any Forums?

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MOOMMMYYY NOOOOOOOOOOO

>shirt button clinging for dear life

How does Amber's legal team even know about this interview, dinner and Moscow Mule? Do they just have PIs tailing every witness and expert 24/7?

I want mommy muffins.

GODDAMN THATS AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN

nnghhhhh

cant watch it at wok, did Kate Floss say something meaningful or it was a filler episode?

Who gives a fuck about this?! Teally who cares?!

hakuna matata

they are trying to discredit her user

Elaine you rotten hag

I want to smell her bra bros

Something awakened in my pants

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>42
Her eggs are dry, user. It's too late.

Elaine is trying to teach this woman about diagnosing PTSD after Dr. Curry explained for a LONG time why she used the methods she used

Elaine, don't question an expert on what tests to use.

kek

Well, you are posting ITT so you must care enough to post here, retard.

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She's hot Ina milf type way

Compared to most Americans she's nice

Amber is gross tho, I understand why Johnny kept drinking and peeing his pants kek

Who crushed that water bottle?

>it says here he's 27 and never had a gf?

THAT SHOULD BE ME WTF ACHKKKKK

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Another off day heh?

She's top 1% lawyers.
>Elaine is regarded as one of Baltimore's, Washington's, DC's, and Virginia's best lawyers. To support that, it has been known that she has been listed on the Best Lawyers in America list since 1997, and she was designated one of Virginia's Most Influential Women.
>Elaine was inducted into the American College of Trial Lawyers, an award reserved for the top 1% of lawyers in each state. Although her assets and income are not public, she is expected to earn a substantial sum every hearing because of her prominence.

She came in, exposed Heard as a liar, and left.

>Tattoo
Damn, shame she has shit taste

Elaine's gone from retardedly annoying/endearing to a freakish cunt.

mommy getting rekt right now no cop baka desu senpai

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imagine the handjobs...

mommy checking out the dick pics i've been sending

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i literally didnt notice the paper. fucking coomer brain

she's desperate

>He does not uses diagnoses
Very good.

Ayoooo, this trial is fuckin lit bro. fr fr no cap

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Ugly rat faced bitch

>this honestly sounds like schizophrenia

>bottle warps with her breast
nice photoshop

Elaine...wrap it up, times running out. Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock....

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You fags must like soap operas too
I post cuz i am sick of seeing this useless topic everyday

WHO THE FUCK CARES? How is it political too?

>tfw she does dick ratings

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elaine's speaking so fast kek
her processing speed is off the charts !!

What if any chance do I have of getting a muffin gf?

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Oh lordy

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Kek

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Is it like in sports where women have a separate ranking?

Elaine waiting so much time LMAO

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How long before the break? I need a smoke.

Get fucked, the jannies moved this here from Any Forums so argue it with them

Where my ELAINEBROS AT????

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>ayooo
>this shirt bro?
>fr, this was like the queen of scotland's band, fr, no cap I fucked with them, not many people know she was a singer bro.

FUCK ELAINE

>>bottle warps with her breast
Her breasts produce their own gravity

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DELETE THIS

this. Her moves are going way above everyone's heads. They look foolish to the average person because they don't know law, but they actually work in court

>diagnosis. isn't he dead? NO. he did not diagnose her with Bipolar personality disorder, 100%.

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Any Forums jannies literally move our threads from there to here. Take it up with moderation if you really care. We'd prefer to post over on Any Forums too, but they consider this political for some reason.

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No I want the judge to shout STOP CRIMINAL SCUM

he doesn't even have that hairstyle you retard. his hair is just curly.

>yes is fine
KEKEKEKEKEKE

>Nah, not even gonna say that
It's over

>yes yes very good, but have you ever been asked to be an expert witness in "A" before?

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>Nah, I'm not even going to say that

SHe had like 4 Mountain dews before the cross.

Lmao

kek

>Nah not going to even say that

What was she going to say?

Elaine is a fucking embarrassment

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>Naaaah, I'm not even gonna say that
Elaine is fucking cracking under the time pressure.

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>nah I'm not even gonna say that
wtf? was she gonna drop the N-bomb in court?

Fair enough user
Ty for explanation

Looks great!
Should I post another or wait until next thread?

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N

>i won't even ask that one
Pure fire Elaine straight bussin fr fr no cap

Why does Curry smirk look so sexy and smart while Amber smirk looks cold and psychotic

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.

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That feeling of déjà vu

just joined in what happened so far?

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that's me

>tfw no time

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Uhh... whitebros...

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this bitch is going so fast she doesn't care

SHES ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is that Mutt?

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fucking KEK

Johnny fucked Mommy, didn't he? Why else is she boxing for him so hard?

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I HAVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP
-Elaine 2022

Nice

I'm shocked that anyone would take 5 minutes of their day to follow this crap

Why on earth would I care about the domestic issues of some washed up actor from 10 years ago??!?

This is as sad as playing Minecraft lol

>PLEASE HURRY LIKE A CURRY

REBUTTED

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beautiful thank you

No problem, fren.

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I wonder how the cameraman feels about having a psycho bitch stare back at him every 5 seconds.

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Curry is literally the anti-turd

based show bobbers

Mommy is gonna win over the Jury

ricecels at it again

Wrong

>IS THIS WHAT SHE STATED
>That's what she stated
Elaine is actually fucking retarded.

>AHhhhh IM NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY THAT...


K, keep me posted

RICED.com

Kate Moss called Amber a lying cunt and the stairs never happened.

Mommy is back and giving them the beaten amber accused johnny of.

Oh, Elaine had to dodge that landmine with help from the judge.

What's this type called?

I'd say that's a 8ct at the very least

>answer the question in a timely manner please

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she's just thirsty because she hasn't drank my piss recently

N

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>two BLACK guys

>>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
did he really say this? Is Depp literally a poltard?

lmao pathetic

erection achieved

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"Are you going to read her notes?"
"No, that would fuck us over even more, your honour."

>standing on the witness stand and drinking this regular water makes me so ANGRY, only if I had some refreshing FIJI™ water that is both natural and full of vitamins I would not feel so angry that I crushed a bottle.

amber needs to make vids like this

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The transformation when the glasses go on, kek

She is an angel. The only explanation for her flying above the wall.

Imagine the deathgrip handjobs.

There you go

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Momma

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that's the moneyshot

>Objection hearsay
>p-please....I-I haven't even asked my question yet

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It's fun to watch when considering the damage it's doing to 'me too' and other bullshit.

I found the cat! Its on the lower left!

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what did I tell you

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SHe's going for the perjury approach to throw out all of Curry's report and testimony. Pretty standard procedure.

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that would be a HIPAA violation

See

Johnny is a damaged old perve from Hollywood

All the drugs and crap he's done over the years warped his small mind

People should be embarrassed to follow this guy

she really hates her

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>Could you repeat that
>Elaine spazzes out because TIME
Captcha: PMS TY

Curry knows she's in the right. Amber knows she's in the wrong.

>Deal with that later
There is no later at this point, time is nearly up. They NEED time for the TMZ reporter.

yet you are here huh

yes he really said all of that
you can google it
in fact they went over some of it in court this time around too

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why is she doing this?

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Elaine is talking about T Scores on the MMPI-2. NOOO ELAINE, YOU'RE MILES OUT YOUR DEPTH!

thank u for ur service

Running the clock
TICK TOCK ELAINE

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yeah and it's very clear the only reason she got so far ahead is because she asks nothing but shitty leading questions
glad she got btfo on live tv

>if you wanna qualify them as tests, sure

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Curry is 42

i am getting a second hand embarassment for Elaine
I would shoot myself

how much time does amber's team have left? if they run out of time they cant do their closing?

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>I don't really understand your question can you be more specific?
>nevermind lets move on

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>could you repeat that

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These femcels giving me a lot of laughs.

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YOUR HONOR TELL HER TO ANSWER FASTER

But her notes were already shown during her first testimony, user.

No way the jury is enjoying Elaine’s performance.

Mommy is back!?

you incels really want women to not be able to speak up for abuse? wtf is wrong with you

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ELAINE BROS NONONONONO

>Wrong
no, not wrong.
He has a jew-fro.
not a zoomer perm undercut.

wtf is board certified?
I googled and it says psychologists don't have to take it at all

Is Mommy getting BTFO or not I cant tell

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If you filter meme flags, you don't even see the Amber retards in the threads. It's a nice thing. Why do shills always use meme flags?

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oh nvm then

No

chanley is pro0amber because she is also a pretty woman who is crazy. she is building ammo for the appeal

Of course not

Kate already testified?

Detailed scenic jiggy
>cont. 216 pieces
jigex.com/zXWMk

jewish magic tricks for courtrooms and retards. Im serious.

what no dick does to a mf

>Elaine is doing very well
What the fuck

Curry is everyone's favorite new mommy

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This is bots right?

Curry is literally stone facing this lawyer bitch and they say shes a "deer in the headlights"
femcels are truly delusional

No. Elaine is grasping at straws and Curry is standing proud.

Can someone tell me why Amber styled her hair like a dyke today? Is this supposed to win the jury over?

She is absolutely a psychobitch too.
Her demeanor on cross exam was incredible, she was literally prepared to attack the attorney and in her estimation the attorney was weaker.
>chin jut
>nose up
>exposed neck
>tense jaw

No, if anything Elaine is BTFOing herself.