/jdt/ - She Can Fix Me edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK SIX
(Day 22)

Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now

Kate Moss just testified by video link
Dr Shannon Curry is on the stand NOW

the flight attendant is also listed as a potential witness for today

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=OuZDNakM7QU

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=ranLrdiAfoU

Johnny Depp touted as his last rebuttal witness

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jigex.com/7vLXU
jigex.com/61Efm
twitter.com/AnonBabble

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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Today's bingo

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"How can I escape Amber alive? Should I wound Rottenborn before running?"

I want to taste her muffin bros

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i fake mental illness for she

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God curry is beautiful

Amber the White... Amber the Shite!

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B R O K E N

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who would win

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ywnbaw

>no "what if anyy" free spot

Amber is on the top 2% of the Hall of Fame for "I'm bullshiting this PTSD test".
Congratulations.

Scenic jiggy, anyone?
>216 pieces
jigex.com/7vLXU

So is Curry's rebuttal working? Does it weaken the Amber shrink's testimony?

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JUST man is way more entertaining than Elaine.

what did kate moss say? had to miss it today

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bingler a million times over

The viewers

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god i want curry to bring me muffins so bad bros

Woopsy
jigex.com/61Efm

VIOLENT SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH DOKTOR MUFFIN

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no PTSD for you amber

She's probably upset thinking about how she didn't make it into top 1%.

thoughts?

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>Does she have PTSD
>No

ITS OVER

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Binger was funny to watch, Elaine is just... sad

Johnny never pushed her down any stairs, at any point

That Amber lied about Depp showing Kate down the stairs

Destroys Amber's.

I hope so but you know what AH's team is going to harp on.
>Are you board certified
>You are not board certified
>The muffins

Can the audience encore a witness? I vote for dr. Schizo.

Yes, she's saying Dr. Hughes did the wrong tests, did those tests incorrectly and tailored the tests to ask questions that would make Amber look good.

Never forget, binger was an evil fuck who prosecuted a case unjustly. Elaine is just doing her best with a psycho who is paying her millions

Link highest quality stream please, 1080i is max directly from the court I think

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So she's also diagnosing Amber without ever speaking with her?

yeah but it's not like it was particularly credible in the first place

Only if the jury are awake and care enough to make notes.

he did not push me he did not

Basically that Johnny didn't throw her down the stairs, that she actually fell, she screamed for help and he came to her rescue.

>4 fags in a mask
Hilarious out of place these retards are now.

does he have false teeth? only ever seen old folks with false teeth doing this weird shit

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Not much. Remember when Amber said in her testimony that she was reminded of Kate Moss being pushed down the stairs by Depp? Kate Moss just showed up on video to say that's bullshit and that Depp never harmed a hair on her body.

RE
Cara looks like Ben Shapiro.

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it's not what she said, but the way that she said it, beautiful voice
like souf fc on estrogen pills

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no, pay attention Hans

fuck, im getting real tired of you germans. Yes she fucking did.

AMBER GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

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>she's saying Dr. Hughes did the wrong tests
Not only did she do wrong tests, she also did them remotely, AND she only relied 100% on Amber's word without actually testing for if she was just bullshitting and lying. Dr. Hughes is a gigantic hack.

it rained in the caribbean and i slipped on the wet stairs

user, she's literally talking about all the tests she ran on her

WE WIZARDS LADS

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Well, I'm afraid she's still white, and straight.
On the progressive ladder, it gives her a significant penalty for external pity and societal approval.
She'll have to try harder to make that 1%.

I think Amber should try becoming trans next.

So the final verdict is that this guy was a fuckin clown, right?

Christ