/jdt/ - THE MUFFINS, MAN edition

this is DAY 3 of WEEK SIX
(Day 22)

Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now

Kate Moss just testified by video link
Dr Shannon Curry has just been called to the stand

the flight attendant is also listed as a potential witness for today

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=OuZDNakM7QU

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=ranLrdiAfoU

Johnny Depp touted as his last rebuttal witness

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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IT'S AMBOVER

>Good morning miss Curry.
>Good morning mister Rottenborn.
>Let's start with a simple question. Miss Curry... would you... have sex with me?
>... excuse me?????
>oh. um... I wasn't supposed to say tha-
>anyway, no.
>Objection, lack of foundation
>Judge: but you asked the question...
>oh.
>I have no further questions your honor.

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It's getting bigger and bigger...

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i bet curry sucks a mean penis

Amber just looks depressed now. Nothing about the remaining time left will look good for her.

anons you need to stop STALKING the fucking redditors.

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>Amber Heard in the court room right now

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Amber status?

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so if Amber is guilty, what's the penalty? death? life?

it's over chud. Apologize to Amber RIGHT NOW

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I WAS IN THE TRENCHES MAKING DEALS BEFORE YOU WERE A SPECK IN YOUR DADDY'S BALLS, SON

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BROS IS THIS THE LAST DAY OF TRIAL

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Porn

jesus fuck she does NOT look good here and I dont mean literal looks. She just comes off as fucking psycho doing this. Shes such a shit actor.

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Rekt and BTFO

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100 million alpacas

her career is over, doesn't matter the outcome of the trial, it's dead as dead can be.

What are the chances of depp actually winning?

active suicide watch for Elaine since yesterday

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has to pick up trash next to a highway

her hair today looks like a genuine emoji turd.

no retard

Someone is going to steal the chair she's sitting on, cut it up and sell it to perverts.

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she looks like she gives insane handjobs

1 billion alpacas

SEETHING

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She has to be caretaker to all 1 million of Johnny's Alpacas.