this is DAY 2 of WEEK SIX
(Day 21)
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now
Livestream source:
youtube.com
Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com
Depp was not called by Amber as a witness due to time
however Depp may testify again during his own rebuttal
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OBLIGATORY:
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
AND WE'RE BACK
grab your pints (preferably MEGA-sized ones) and give them a big sip, we're about to witness more trial kino
we are live
DAY 3 of WEEK SIX*
(Day 22)*
I'll fix that next thread
beautiful
I need a megapint.
enters johnny
I'm rooting for Depp of course but these rabid supporters outside the courtroom are overdoing it. It's a trial, not an orgy.
imagine the smell
If TMZ gets ruled against today they might go out of business.
So do y'all think Johnny Depp is based now? Pretty sure he's a satanic piece of shit.
based zoomer girls booing at Heard and cheering at Depp
Good morning
How many hours does the defense have left?
Good morning everyone. How are we doing today? I'm having a cup of tea while I wake up.
I don't care if Depp is based or not, as long as he wins against a vile, scheming, demonic harpy.
you know that's fine
he did back Damien Echolz
people used to talk about that a lot back when he was on the stand
he's kind of based, he's kind of cringe
he's a vapid 90s alternative celebrity
wait until Marilyn Manson's #metoo case goes to court, then we're really gonna see some shit
here's the list for today and yesterday
Amber is worse, so I want him to win.
Your honor, I wish to speak to Camille alone on the grounds she is too cute.
Like 3 but there's some gay law in Virginia that if a side runs out of time like that they still get 5-10 minutes to cross examine the other's witnesses.
Motion granted.
kate moss today
>Moss and Depp
>metadata expert
>flight attendant
>muffin specialist
>TMZ motion still on the fence
this has everything to be the best day of trial
kino
Do I have time to drop a grumpy?
Wait, it's cross AND closing arguments? So they have only two hours left, effectively.
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TMZ doesn't want the court to know who leaked the megapint/kitchen destroying video
good, lets stop talking about dead kids and talk about what really matters
you got two minutes
ur gonna have to drop it like its hot
>Kate Moss, a flight attendant, and Dr Shannon Curry
Morning lads.
Pick your flavour of degenerate puzzle for later.
Was it Amber or Whitney?
closing arguments was being touted as being on Friday
i wish moss shits on heard as badly as heard shit johnnys side of the bed
I think that's different time
No more gay puzzles please.
After the second half of yesterday not too excited today. Seemed a little listless on Depp's side t b h
Though this was gold
Absolute terrible second half yesterday
Hello everyone
Who's ready for the Kate Moss kino?
>by webcam
everyone knows who did it.
jurors are not retarded
all rise
We had one witness who didn't get to testify yesterday but Johnny' team are still well on top of their time. Kate Moss and Dr. Curry expected to be highlights, unknown if Tremaine will be allowed to testify if TMZ get their emergency block.
I MAKE DEALS
I'M IN THE TRENCHES
SHE CALLS HERSELF AN EXPERT BUT SHE'S NOT AN EXPERT IN DEAL-MAKING
IT'S NOT WORTH THE PAPER THEY'RE NOT WRITTEN ON
THEY'RE CONSTRUCTING A JENGA WITHOUT THE BOTTOM PIECES
Non applicable. Traps are qt.
Are you saying you would prefer some big tiddy waifu puzzles?
DINOS SPOTTED
*sips*
what a great start to the day
I would, yes.
Don't get too excited. They will still need to voir dire her. Good chance she won't be allowed due to prejudice
excited
Females with willies
Noted, paddybro.
How much do these fuckign suits cost???
some lad made this yesterday and it didn't get enough credit
johnny depp also on the stand today
jiggy for the jiggers
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>send leftist cult feminism and other assorted faggotry bitching back into the darkness from whence it came by public humiliation of #metoo virtue signal grift
>re-establish fatherhood, single earner economy, and manhood in general
>school shooters now have fathers in future generations to knock that shit out of them with le "toxic masculinity"
I don't think you even realize how right you are.
I haven't seen this one in a while
Gyaru
Flight attendant should be good since Amber testified that she'd get high on the job, if that is in fact her at least.
saved and checked oldest ally
He was the best thing yesterday
Hopefully. Moss is by video right? That always kinda sucks, unless they're vaping without seatbelt in traffic.
Wait, why is Depp in the stand again?
most decent suits are between 2-4k.
I hope she is not as autistic as umbrella guy was
Imagine the smell.
What's this big huddle about?
Amber in all black today, the braid is gone and replaced with more of a beehive hairdo. Whitney still in the front row of the gallery glaring at everybody. Johnny fans continue to express their affection and support for Johnny outside the courthouse.
it's his rebuttal
counter-counter-argument, basically
he already testified for himself but now he's defending himself against Amber's counter-accusal
I've been out of the loop for a week.
What's on the menu today, bros?
good morning i hate women so mcuh
this guy is such a simp it's hard to listen to it
Johnny is aging fast in this trial hahaha i guess amber wins by attrition
not bad. what's that famous artist that always does the wings?
COURT TV LADY GETTING A WHIFF OF THAT
She'll probably just say she doesn't remember anything particular about the flight and she doesn't remember Johnny grabbing her wrist and explaining how much psi is needed to break a human wrist.
So its literally the most kino day of them all today
>he's a vapid 90s alternative celebrity
Mainstream. He's a vapid 90s mainstream alternative celebrity.
"alternative" went mainstream in the 90s.
Hebrew nonsense
closing arguments on friday
2 hours each supposedly separate from the time they have left
check this
the TMZ motion probably
He's looking sharp. Proably got some plugs before the trial.
Mine was $200 :)
girl on the left looks like meadow soprano
most likely the TMZ motion to block a witness
Who's testifying today?
yeah well that's why I included 90s in there
the west memphis 3 shit happened in the 90s, right
it was cool for alt-celebs to support them
even Eddie Vedder wrote a song about it
check
me
Why is there a skeleton with a wig in the front row
what's that about?
yeah I mean you can get a suit for cheap but probably not a good idea for TV court.
TMZ executive?
her dresses are so cute!
Hello to Amber's PR team
I dropped it like Amber did. Good thing I have a squatty potty. Makes the shit fly out at mach 3
Who gave them the video, assumedly
thoughts?
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Former TMZ producer.
You're late
>dr curry today
*unzips*
>Kate Moss
Extremely small chance of not being allowed to testify due to prejudice. Amber Heard's sister testified. It will be interesting to see if she gets a chance to testify to Depp's character in regard to their relationship though.
bring back the boob window dress
lmao
All the stars are here; Whitney, Chanley, No-panties, Joelle & laughing man
at least you have changed the script today
thanks for keeping it relevant bro
there was a school shooting last night
that's also relatively important
One of today's witnesses is a former journalist with TMZ who got the footage of Johnny breaking cabinets. TMZ is filing to strike his testimony on journalistic integrity and protection of the journalist's contact. I'm not how the judge will rule on this, celebrity gossip is hardly a national secret but it does play into the case in that Amber may have been leaking private footage of Johnny to besmirch him.
Amber is totally sapping his lifeforce. If johhny wins he will get grandpa roles in hollywood
Aquagit with her ugly feet is way younger she can witch this trial
Thanks
Nigger, go away. I live in a state where they cannot take my guns away. Plus (You) aren't even American.
>pants
Well at least I won't have to go through 9 hours of footage again.
not impressed