/chug/- Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3296

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Givi thread wins.

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homage to his win in games from last thread

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Screw the other thread
Givi is with us forever

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Life support bump.

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bumpin then

Bump.

Z!

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nigger

Post captured or destroyed m777

I'm looking forward to the battles coming this summer.

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important state affairs

how we holding up?
i heard today we're winning against hohols. how much is russia winning? is it now blitzkrieg levels or still this slow grind

checked
slow grind still
same, green scenary is better than sand
havent seen one yet

youtube.com/watch?v=t6Bp_n3Xmwg

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Here's the latest military report from The New Atlas
youtu.be/XSkOIx2_oMg

бaмп eтпa

Z!
Now i see where Marichka artist stole this expression.

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Now that the dust has settled and Russia has taken the souf and Donbas soon

Can someone finally explain the norf campaign start of war?

Was it actually a tactical faint to tank aggro in the norg while they did dps in the souf, or was it a genuine attempt to encircle Kiev?

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Unknown. Most probable theory is that Russia was operating on shit intel and the assumption was Ukraine will fold like France in ww2.
That's why you got the 30km convoys standing there pounding sand mostly unmolested, literal drives past towns and AFU positions and so on.
They assumed Zelensky will surrender early on.

Genuine attempt to see if they can kick the door in and collapse the building. Didnt work and cost them a lot, but they are learning as always.

It was an attempt to end the war quickly.

Option 1 - land ppl at Kiev airport and bring more ppl in behind them, take over TV station, announce you won on air (didn't work)

Option 2 - surround Kiev, Ukrops freak out and surrender (didn't work bcos supply problems)

Both attempts to end the thing very quickly, which failed. Not clear they had properly planned for the long slow version but they finally got their shit together.

Svetlodar Salient is broken.
The hohols are evacuating themselves screaming.

I think it wsa a bluff. Didn't work as you can see.

>Killed by russian glowies
kek

>digits for tactical nukes

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Hello Satan

Very good unbiased analysis indeed

Begone, demon.

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I'm fucking happy. Ukraine is finally fucked in the Donbass at least.
Coming days will be full of xoxol surrenders.

>tf
>td
>tp

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stop scaring people

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FOUDA-SE

youtu.be/PQjXOGAw2xc

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Ukraine could have actually collapsed in Kiev offensive. remember Israel hinted Zelensky he should surrender.
Russia could not be prepared to NATO involvement in this war, and to EU blowing their economy to attack Russia. The West went suicidal and that´s difficult to predict.

Russia's army is a forever cycle of fails due to meme-ish comical incompetence, and actual russia stronk memes. Look at:

>Crimean war: Disaster

>They get their shit together for the Russo-Turkish war of 1877 and mop the floot with them

>Then get mobbed by Japan in 1904

>Just barely manage to hold out against the central powers in WW1

>Then become USSR and get its teeth kicked in by Finland

>Reorganize under German fire, end up in Berlin

>Get absolutely mobbed in the First Chechen war

>Then go in and blitz the shit out of them in the second

So then Georgia, Crimea, Syria and the early Donbass happened which again raised their confidence that they are some tough shit and got a broken nose again. This time they learned and seemingly reorganized faster than other cases

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NUKES INSHALLAH

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was Give killed by fsb or sbu? either way fuck that churka

Satan....

The devil has spoken, Nuke Lviv

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To elaborate:

Option 1 didn't work as Ukrops disabled the airfield and got it under fire control preventing bringing in more troops

The backup plan Option 2 failed because supply lines got stuck and couldn't complete the encirclement.

Пoбeдa c пoзopoм

>no evidence

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pretty much this. some western sources have gone as far to say elements of the vdv were tasked with assassinating the hohol officials but this is just not plausible.
nypost.com/2022/04/29/chilling-new-details-about-russian-hitmen-targeting-zelensky/

what's more likely is they were tasked with holding strategic locations until regular forces arrived but met with unexpectedly strong counter-attacks as nato bolstered the ukros with embedded special forces and intel

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I miss him...

Begone Satan.

Watch The New Atlas military report :)
At 25:00 he explains the north campaign too with the encircling of Kiev.
It was a high risk/high reward offence with the low success rate but trying it helped to took the other cities because it pinned many of the Ukrainian troops in Kiev.

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Ah yes, the famous VDV whom Zelensky defended from personally.

Heil Patrick

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I think it had several goals. The first goal was a "tactical feint", as you said. A secondary goal was the potential for a quick capitulation on Donbass, ending the war. I also suspect it was there to probe Kiev's defenses to see if an occupation was possible, but I think they learned early it wasn't and just parked outside until the Donbass offensive began.

It’s over
reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/ux0dq0/a_british_rock_musician_yungblud_came_on_stage/

This analysis is perfectly relatable to the situation that the Russians had during the Great Northern War. Despite getting BTFO'd hard during the battle of Narva they literally made an herculean effort to get their shit together with Peter the Great reforming the russian army gradually (levee en masse)gradually winning battles as a result - with bitter odds during the middle and later phases of the war. Its highly unlikely that the Russians would literally just slack off and be disheartened after having lost the first phases of the war and it would just embolden them more for revenge eventually out soon.

Gimme a screenshot or something im not opening this

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>parachuting hitmen into kiev
reeeedonkeyoulus.

businessinsider.com/russian-failures-in-ukraine-dent-airborne-paratroopers-elite-status-2022-4

paratroopers attempting to seize and hold airfields until ground forces arrive is pretty typical though and occurred during the iraq war with iraqi forces usually abandoning them

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Ukrainians under heavy artillery fire and fighter jets bombing them have less chance of dying than an american student in class

Golden code in your country is
053603
Make sure to bomb Tel-Aviv

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Water park for pigs near Rome
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That’s the first muscle flexing before the real war start. Russian came in light but fast at Kiev, hoping for Zelensky to fold and sign the peace agreement in order to avoid more bloodshed. Zelensky was about to do so but Britain and the US prevented him. Now it’s and Russia withdrawn in order to do it properly.

>Reddit link
>Shit video

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Poltava was decisive. Peter's finest moment as a military commander

Yeah probably, i just explore military history in a reverse order with big emphasis on 20th century, only recently ive moved into deep territory of the 19th and it was mostly the American civil war, knowing I got the Crimean war and the Napoleonic wars to finish before going into 18th is making my head spin

kiev has/had a population of nearly 3 million so they were never going to try to occupy it like the americans did baghdad
>bloodbath

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Political operation to induce shock and awe is my guess. When the Ookies didn't collapse in three days, they were left without much of a plan.

>>digits for tactical nukes

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