Brit/pol/ - rishi hate thread edition

>”why doesn’t anyone like me anymore?” sobs the manlet
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rishi-sunak-focus-groups-rayner-b2084297.html

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I don't get it

Morning, ladies

Whats his and his wifes joint net worth? £710+ million? We need to stop electing people who are so out of touch. I'd imagine if he and his family were in the situation many find themselves in today things would change right sharpish.

Would you touch him if he asked you to?

They loved him when it was all free lockdown money, now they can't afford to run the hot tub he's a cunt.

I would not.

Are you a xenophobic racist bigot?

Yes.

I think the problem with this line of thinking is we need really talented people who are financially educated and let be honest here those people aren't poor are they? Maybe the real smart move is to financially educate everyone. The problem is there will always be a spectrum of intelligence in people and so maybe putting Angela Rayner is charge of the country's budgeting wouldn't be such a good idea.

Sweet dude.

doesn't he speak so well though. just a marvelous result.

He just gets told what to do by the bankers who run the world.. thats why all these people are so interchangeable.
The vaccines minister is now education secretary for example.

I wish we could graft rishi's face onto gordon browns body, he'd be unstoppable

>He just gets told what to do by the bankers who run the world
So youre saying we could just let the bankers do his job and scrap the position then?

>THE SUN SAYS Boris Johnson must make rail strikes illegal to save the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee

You must permanently give up your hard fought for rights to protect an obscenely wealthy old womans celebration day.

Yes but we would have to hold sham elections for them then.

Or just have job interviews. You can't really trust the general public to make the right choice.

Have a bankers political party, the promises they could make and not have to follow through on..
Everyone would be voting for them instead of the red blue creatures.

Unions don't exist anymore. Fuck privileged Train workers. Who do they think they are?

Everybody has to complete for work against unlimited immigration. Entire communities destroyed. People working from home. But the Train workers think they deserve more money....kek

Greedy bastards,

A few weeks ago someone posted a thread claiming him or some other paki was about to start adding fluoride to our water. I can't find the thread. Any truth to it?

Its true Chris whitty advised fluoridation of all uk water.

Still awake lads.
Actually got an hour or two but the missus threw me out of bed for snoring coz she's got nursing exam to do today. Tried to doze on the sofa but the cats in and out like a fiddler's elbow...fucking jumping on me and shit.
On the plus side I seen TWO non woke jewtube adverts. One for a Douglas Murray book and one for a fertility testing kit that featured a happy white couple! Don't see that often nowadays.
Debating whether to go back to bed once she fucks off out or stay up and try and power through the day. Gonna feel like shit if I do but it might sort my sleeping pattern out so I'm not insomniaposting so much.
Ta for reading me blog lads

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Anglos deserve their jews and Hindus.

>the missus threw me out of bed for snoring coz she's got nursing exam to do today. Tried to doze on the sofa but the cats in and out like a fiddler's elbow
the life™

Cost of living is sorted lads! Rishi found some money stashed in a locked filing cabinet in a disused bathroom at the bottom os a missing staircase that was guarded by a hungry and mildly irked leopard.

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There is no magic money tree.
-Teresa May.

Turns out there is one, whenever a problem appears buy your way out.

When is the sue gray report due? Today?

Innit. Taxes for the next 3 generations are gonna be mad. Gonna need more immigrants to pay for it all though. Fuck this government.

Supposedly. I plan on watching PMQs for a change. Could be a laff!
>"You were partying during lockdown!"
>"So were you!"
>"No I wasn't!"
>Rayner crosses her legs
>"Y-yes you were!"

I hate naps personally.
Long sleep or nothing.
Speaking of...

>always felt bad about watching porn
>started forcing myself to think about my wife as I came
>eventually trained myself to only cum to thoughts of my wife
>wife had an affair and left me for a rich pensioner
>it's been 6 months, I still can't have a wank or cum with another girl
Lads what do?

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Celebrate.

Aye.
Cats been a cunt bringing mangled, half alive songbirds in and tormenting them as of late. His hunting instincts have kicked in. Iv had to fit his collar with an extra bell to give the birds more of a chance. And he fucking jumps on me when I'm on the sofa. Fucking jumped on my bladder about 3am when I was dozing and needed a piss. Little bastard.

I live on powernaps at the moment but I agree a good 8 hour deep slumber is the best way