The Northman

Robert Eggers, director of The Northman is quoted as saying that he "aims to reclaim viking history from right-wing groups"

How the fuck did he fail SO hard if that's his goal? Or is he just pandering, and is actually a more well hidden Sam Hyde type figure, aiming to redpill the masses covertly?

This movie is fucking awesome, you should see it ASAP if you haven't.

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Right wing groups? Do these people think there are millions of viking larpers hidden in the shadows waiting to pounce?

>acting like raging subhuman animals
>based

It was alright. Nothing amazing. Made the guy feel unstoppable until he faced his uncle.

lol as opposed to what? Being a modern, fat, sedentary worm that respek waman?

You fucking imbecile.

Garbage movie, didn't see a single Nord in it, even Vikings was better.

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they literally do. they think every white person is a secret nazi

What right wing groups are using Viking history?

All white cast, toxic masculinity and badass sexism and slavery.

Most right wing movie in years. He did fail miserably. lol

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>Swede detected

Opinion discarded. Who the fuck are you to determine who is nordic, Ahmed? You certainly aren't.

shit was boring, go away shill

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You have the attention span of a goldfish.

Has it been leaked yet

>.t spic

i wish they were right sometimes

It's not released here REEEEEEE

Has been out for a while on VOD

>How the fuck did he fail SO hard if that's his goal?
He didnt have a goal. He made a rather forgettable film retelling a cruder version of hamlet. Thats was his goal and nothing more.

Haven't watched it, but I doubt it was some high IQ film focused on dialogue or some such shit. Probably just another run of the mill lion king plot, but this time with vikings type film.

Dopamine burnout is a bitch.

Maybe work on that? It's not healthy to fry your brain with constant porn consumption and Marvel movies.

pretty accurate review

vikings are just the niggers of europe, same rape and rob approach to life.

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Memes aside, you should give it a shot.

It's not relatable to modern audiences whatsoever. They kinda dumbed the plot down in the trailer to sell tickets I think, but the plot is really well written and intricate, a whole lot to work through if you're into foreshadowing and metaphor.

In sorry but this movie was standard jewish drivel and character assassination

>White man oog
>White man kill settlers
>White man wear loin cloth and scream at fire
>Ooog
>White man tongue kiss own mother
>White man have sex in the mud
>Ooog

Ita golem depiction at its finest. If you cant see through veil youre an absolute retard whos learned nothing

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He got your money, that's how.

Pagans are absolutely retarded and this movie proves it.

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genuine question:

What does ideal masculinity look like to you?

Is it cuckould passivity? being a harmless, rootless, golem?

Why do you think women are drawn to niggers? It's because they're the only race left that has any teeth, any sort of danger to them. White men are now a bunch of faggot pussies, and the northmen breathes life into who we were, and now could be.

What's your alternative, you passionless, humorless fucking imbecile?

Stop shilling this faggot movie, I'm not consooming any media that's not a classic 80's action flic ever again.

You're retarded, and to be honest I don't give a fuck that you are. You deserve to miss out.

Its certainly not grugman bash. The leading character in this film was a nigger tier savage. Not the enlightening ubermench that is the western ideal. This is why paganlarping is seen as so cringe. They idolize the lowest forms of human savagery and think its based.