COUNTRY BOY CAN SURVIIIIIIVVVEEEEE

I place my knapsack on my back, my rifle on my shouuulder.
I march away to the firing line to kill that federal soldier!!!
I'll kill that federal soldier, I march away to the firing line and kill that federal soldier. Bada ba ba ba bada bum bum bum

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BACK THEN THEY CALLED HIM CRAZY

You won't do a fucking thing, nigger.

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IF THE SOUTH WOULDA WON WE'D A HAD IT MADE

Mr. Lincoln I wish you were here
The Republic's changed a lot in a hundred years
And I don't think it's working like you planned
Oh Mr. Lincoln we could use a hand

I just read the headlines in The Nashville News
And I wish I'd made this up but I'm afraid it's true
'Cause a man was murdered for his money in the streets
He was taking his wife to a nice place to eat

When they caught the man he did 23 months of time
He pled insanity like they do now all the time

Sir what would you have done in 1859

Now if you shoot someone Sir you can get off scot free
It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln can you believe
Now they sue the manufacturers of the guns
Ain't the law changed a lot since 1861

Mr. Lincoln I wish you were here
'Cause things have changed a lot in a hundred years
And I don't think it's working out like you planned
Hey Mr. Lincoln we sure could use a hand

I just heard the news story on the radio
They let dangerous men out of prisons now, yes sir I'm afraid it's so
'Cause they're overcrowded and it was only his fifth offense
(Yeah) And this time, he's killed someone, does that make any sense

Now my lawyer called me about a nuisance case
'Cause everybody sues over any little thing these days
Well at least we're right, all we gotta do is tell the truth
He said "You're living in the past you romantic fool"

I said "You got that right, I lean toward the older ways
And there's damn few backwoods lawyers left today"

Mr. Lincoln I wish you were here
The Republic's changed a lot in a hundred years
And I don't think it's working like you planned
Oh Mr. Lincoln we could use a hand

Mr. Lincoln I wish you were here
'Cause things have changed a lot in a hundred years
And I don't think it's working out like you planned
(Ahh) Mr. Lincoln we sure could use a hand

Yeeyee

Been doing genealogy work the past few months
>family arrived in Virginia in late 1600s.
>Moved to Carolinas
>Pioneered Yazoo lands
>moved to northwest Florida after Jackson took it from Spain
>and then my great great great great grandfather died in... Andersonville Prison? WTF?
Why was he a Yankee, bros? Why?

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Johnny Rebs fuck them Yankee hoes

I'M JUST A WHITE BOY LOOKIN FER A PLACE TO DO MY THING

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We say sir, we say ma'am if you aint down with that we don't give a damn.

OH IM A GOOD OL REBEL, NOW THATS JUST WHAT I AM

AND FOR THIS YANKEE NATION, I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN

based Florida cracker

I'M AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE BECAUSE OF THE NAACP

Honestly where do I find a skinny non-recessive gened racist southern girl?

The preacher man says it's the end of time
And the Mississippi River, she's a-goin' dry
The interest is up and the stock market's down
And you only get mugged if you go downtown
I live back in the woods you see
My woman and the kids and the dogs and me
I got a shotgun, a rifle and a four-wheel drive
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

I"M GLAD I FOUGHT AGAINST HER
I ONLY WISH WE'D ONE
AND I AIN'T ASKED ANY PARDON
FOR ANYTHING I DONE

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I had a good friend in New York City
He never called me by my name, just Hillbilly
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
And his taught him to be a businessman
He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
And I'd send him some homemade wine
But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife
For 43 dollars, my friend lost his life
I'd love to spit some Beech-Nut in that dude's eyes
And shoot him with my old .45
'Cause a country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

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I hates the yankee the nation and everything they do, I hates the yankee nation, I hates the Declaration of Independence too!