You guys know how to cook, right?

you guys know how to cook, right?

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My wife does.

Jesse, we need to cook

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>t. your wife

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Cook what? Food? Yeah, it's a useful skill.

just had some downright SLOPPY spaghetti

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No, and I don’t know how to turn sperm into a baby, either. This is why women exist.

I know how to get the milk out of Tim's wife

Please tell me you ate the spaghetti the common sense way.

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stab meat with stick, hold meat over fire.

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wife cooking as I speak, she can't bake tho but I excel at that as a former culinary fag

I'll find and marry a woman that can cook

30 minutes until my pulled pork is done then I'm having pulled pork quesidillers

I just made stew and some chocolate chip cookies from scratch.

thats your parents job ranjesh

I think that warrants a visit from Davis

>as a former culinary fag

If you don't know this technique on how to handle your meat than you know nothing of the culinary arts.

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Who the fuck makes stew in late may, unless you live in north Dakota or some shit

But Mr.white, we can't possibly make 6 million pounds of meth in 4 years with 14 ovens, its just impossible!

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made pan fried chicken tonight
damn was it good

Yes.

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ye, cook all the time
anyone who doesn't enjoy cooking for family is wrong

>not nachos

Prolapsed anus bon appetit

>Any Forums tries to cook the webm

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Here are two eligible bachelorettes that will cook for you.

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I just made chicken and noodles.

It's literally 64 degrees in Oklahoma right now. I've been getting a few last minute cold weather dishes in as well.

First time in my life that I feel bad about being tall.