/chug/- Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3291 Everyone is a CHUG THUG Edition

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>Ukraine officially confirms the loss of Svetlodarsk
>Ukrainian government proposes Bill 7351, which would allow officers to use lethal force on soldiers disobeying orders or abandoning their posts
>City of Liman is being stormed by Russian troops
>Mariupol arc is over
>Putin posthumously awards Motorola the Order of Courage
>RU MoD: Azovstal now under complete Russian control
>Commander of the 36th Marines Battalion, Sergey Volyna, surrenders to Russia
>Zelensky confirms kalibration of AFU training center in Desna, 300 dead
>Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership
>Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR
>Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR
>Russia cuts off electricity to Finland
>Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu
>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk
>US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
>Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka.
>Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme
>The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions".
>"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
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▶Audio thread

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Other urls found in this thread:

weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#m:advanced;d:24hrs;@36.6,46.6,8z
shipspotting.com/
vesselfinder.com/
flightradar24.com/43.95,33.2/7
globe.adsbexchange.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=BuWPSZ7rZzM
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
redstreetjournal.com/p/cia1?s=r
youtube.com/watch?v=BrCRwjZuJoE
youtube.com/watch?v=5txQHyYQkkI
youtube.com/watch?v=d4sH-eG83MM
youtube.com/watch?v=aDg6XgMuKTI
youtube.com/watch?v=UtsVNYLP3QE
youtube.com/watch?v=i6WJL9YM8ks
youtube.com/watch?v=ED8ok5ihFh4
youtube.com/watch?v=-6flR8CdLfg
youtube.com/watch?v=BZdumjSIB4I
youtube.com/watch?v=DD6Ku8SdFy0
youtube.com/watch?v=RgX7AR6BLYE
youtube.com/watch?v=IHIJbfXreAw
youtube.com/watch?v=oKxg40wjH-s
youtube.com/watch?v=A-d1zYIsdgQ
youtube.com/channel/UCjk1nHkoFReclamQPfp119Q/videos
youtube.com/c/rosskiy/videos
booru.eientei.org/
aljazeera.com/news/2022/5/24/hungary-announces-state-of-emergency-over-war-in-ukraine
hungarytoday.hu/pm-orban-responsible-feisty-government-needed/
dn.se/varlden/ungern-utlyser-nodlage-som-utokar-regeringens-makt/
nitter.42l.fr/GonzaloLira1968/status/1529101697011818497#m
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

FIRMS (Fire information)
firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#m:advanced;d:24hrs;@36.6,46.6,8z

Naval Traffic
shipspotting.com/
vesselfinder.com/

Air Traffic
flightradar24.com/43.95,33.2/7
globe.adsbexchange.com/

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▶Ukrainian War Crimes:
youtube.com/watch?v=BuWPSZ7rZzM
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

CIA involvement in ukrainian nationalism:
redstreetjournal.com/p/cia1?s=r

Zelenskyy Greenscreen:
youtube.com/watch?v=BrCRwjZuJoE
youtube.com/watch?v=5txQHyYQkkI
youtube.com/watch?v=d4sH-eG83MM
youtube.com/watch?v=aDg6XgMuKTI
youtube.com/watch?v=UtsVNYLP3QE

Heros Z:
youtube.com/watch?v=i6WJL9YM8ks
youtube.com/watch?v=ED8ok5ihFh4
youtube.com/watch?v=-6flR8CdLfg
youtube.com/watch?v=BZdumjSIB4I
youtube.com/watch?v=DD6Ku8SdFy0
youtube.com/watch?v=RgX7AR6BLYE
youtube.com/watch?v=IHIJbfXreAw
youtube.com/watch?v=oKxg40wjH-s
youtube.com/watch?v=A-d1zYIsdgQ

COMFYPOSTING:
youtube.com/channel/UCjk1nHkoFReclamQPfp119Q/videos

Various videos with english subtitles:
youtube.com/c/rosskiy/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCjk1nHkoFReclamQPfp119Q/videos

Other original content by regulars:
booru.eientei.org/

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niggers

kikes

fags

Well /chug/, what's on your mind?

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Лyчшe yмepeть, чeм быть paбoм гoмoглoбyc

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Bruce Jenner's VaJayJay!

Good bread. Glad you fixed the error.

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and dykes

idk honestly

how to get wife

May Russia emerge victorious. And so it is.

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
*CLUNK*
*VROOOOOOOOOOM*
*WOOOOOOOOOOSH*
*BANG* *BANG* *CLUNK*
*VROOOOOOOOOOM*
*CLUNK*
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

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cлaвa пpocтoмy pyccкoмy coлдaтy выпoлняющeмy cвoй дoлг

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Tactics Master Putin cannot be stopped

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kek

>see enemy fortresses/trenches
>go around
literally how can this be countered, it isn't fair they worked hard on their trenches

kek it seemed to just be Any Forums x. probably an update.
it's all good now.

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>me who mspainted the Z on that truck
my contribution to the war effort is immeasurable

cлaвa Poccии - cчacтьe вceгo чeлoвeчecтвa

Z

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There are no words.

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>Don't rule out exaggeration to ask for more stuff.
>they....they don't actually have that much stuff, we actually have more tanks than we started with.
Ukrainians are the only people who can get nearly everyone defending a city killed or captured and still call it a victory.

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More Orban and Hungary.

>aljazeera.com/news/2022/5/24/hungary-announces-state-of-emergency-over-war-in-ukraine
>hungarytoday.hu/pm-orban-responsible-feisty-government-needed/
>dn.se/varlden/ungern-utlyser-nodlage-som-utokar-regeringens-makt/

Last one's in swedish, and some of it might be paywalled.
Still not a single word from Biden about NATO, Turkey, or anything. He's either focused on China, or planning something incredibly stupid, like US army soldiers dressed up as mercs in Poland.

Let's not forget that Croatia's stepped up to meddle with Sweden and Finland's NATO applications, plus not playing nice with the 'unified' sanctions and infinity+1 guns thrown into oinkrane.

Tomorrow's gonna be really interesting.

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>how to get wife

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St. Pepo will be performing the miracles today

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How come youre using a vpn. What are you afraid of, mr.Vatnik?

100% agree.

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>Tomorrow's gonna be really interesting.
i really doubt that

I hate the Antichrist

nooooooo our high tech NATO defence shovels were useless lmfao

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He is Russian Orthodox

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Question for bakers: a few days ago one of the bakes had a map in the list under the Mariupol section (possibly miscategorized) that I haven't seen again. The site had "asia" in the name, and I see people posting screenshots from it from time to time. What's the site and why was it removed from the maps list?

What is this map? I always get them l mixed up

>More Orban and Hungary.
Best ruler in the world per capita.

Amazing how vile these people are.

Why do redditors take everything so personally? Such drama queens.

buy her from the local penal colony

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converting dykes is what i do best

I get that you hate Europeans because you're amgry nonwhite manlets but what's up with communism?

What has communism done for the average Russian besides starve him and use him as cannon fodder?

I like Russia.

>our glorious chairman Kim blessing us
I know today gon be good, bless you Kim

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i honestly do not know. if you see canadabaker, ask him. i think he is the most fervent baker of us all

most dykes are uggo tho

Post foreskin /k/oper

Defense politic Asia

Only the ongoing mission to keep myself sane and healthy while the skirmish's ongoing. Once the narrativ collapses completely, I'll try once again to reach out to my real life friends and family
Already got my gun, ammunition, supplies, and inspected the local bunker. in case shit gets worse.

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I know. Vatniks are so vile. Geez, they should relax

Я пoкaжy тeбe, гдe зимyют paки

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she looks like she eats NATO instructors

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Is this it for us bros?

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Defence Politics Asia on YT.
Singaporean dude, pretty comfy.
He didn't do a full sitrep last night but he updated Bakhmut front

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based Russki namefag user

kek in the russian expats telegram group there have been a lot of stories of russian girls breaking up with their pathetic libcuck western boyfriends because the boys supported ukraine

Thanks cunt

Daily reminder that if you are not draftable you bear no moral right to demand military involvement of your country in any shenanigan. Only exception i can think of is family members of currently serving servicemen, but it would be disgusting as hell to tweet "Shove my husband/father/son into meat grinder!"

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'ate yurop
simple as

Did something happen to Gonzalo Lira?
He was shitting on jews like Victoria Nuland and Igor Kolomoisky literally two months ago
nitter.42l.fr/GonzaloLira1968/status/1529101697011818497#m

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Hungary and Croatia are both supposed to get visits from America.

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doing good bro

>Post foreskin /k/oper

Homo.

Serious question why are you communist? I know you're Chinese. Didn't tens of millions of your kind starve during communism?

I met my wife at a boardgame cafe.

Z!!
Fuck Finland(or at least nuke the government). Forgive Sweden (mother of Rus)
P.S.
V!!

FUCK FINLAND
FUCK AZOV
FUCK 'ELENSKY
FUCK PLEBBIT LEGION
FUCK TALMUD
FUCK THE ANTICHIRST
FUCK OTAN
V!
Z!
WAAAAAAGH!!!

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Is that even a question?

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have you looked on Google Maps?

the trenches aren't even laid out to a plan, they just get sent somewhere and start digging holes, it's all very disjointed, there are no clear defence lines,

>November.

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i picture rotating images, right now its specifically a kike being spit roasted. I can so clearly picture the enlarged for head and the beady eyes and often-forgotten vulture nose that sets them apart from whites, all of which turning pink and yellow under the fire

I guess the glowy stuff is poisonous.

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>Communist
lol don't care this war is based and is making nationalism great again go /k/ope somewhere else about the NWO getting btfo.

American globalism must fall. Russia is the instrument of god to punish the sinful west and cleanse them by baptism of fire

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FUCK FINLAND
FUCK AZOV
FUCK 'ELENSKY
FUCK PLEBBIT LEGION
FUCK TALMUD
FUCK THE ANTICHIRST
FUCK OTAN
V!
Z!
WAAAAAAGH!!!


Z!!
Fuck Finland(or at least nuke the government). Forgive Sweden (mother of Rus)
P.S.
V!!

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Thank you baker

Denouncing the Talmud and this

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i would unironically prefer nuclear holocaust

ya gollandets Я гoллaндeц

yeah you have to be a special type of retard to support ukraine when you have a russian GF kek.

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I want to eat ice cream with gf
But I don't have gf, or ice cream.
And ice cream makes you fat.
So I can't cope by eating ice cream.

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>actually getting encircled is GOOD

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>what's on your mind
CNY

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Get a load of the normies who replied to my post about who synthetized and pushed krokodil in Russia and Ukraine

i need a gf so bad bros

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>379293876
>There are no words.
I can think of a few: fake, gay, invented, manufactured.

>muh vpn cope
there are plenty slavic diaspora in Canada, one of our regulars here is a particularly annoying ukranian in canada

you're welcome user

Rumors of SBU twisting his arm.

>it's all very disjointed, there are no clear defence lines
That might be by design.

He parrots whatever the SBU tells him. They'll chop his balls off otherwise.

Wish u luck frien

i do what i can with my limited resources and limitless autism.

cлaвa пpocтoмy pyccкoмy coлдaтy выпoлняющeмy cвoй дoлг

Z

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Is Krokodil even used now that you can get normal drugs in Russia and China?

>kek in the russian expats telegram group there have been a lot of stories of russian girls breaking up with their pathetic libcuck western boyfriends because the boys supported ukraine

Isn't that a giga cope? Live abroad fuck foreigners. Suddenly feel patriotic for a nation that is hundreds or thousands of kms away.

Women don't even care about politics

>paywalled
Archive newfren! Chances are the articles are already archived.

Averga vpn-vatnik comment.

the funniest thing is how shocked and dramatic it is every time
some guy even posted that he fought with his girl about it and they broke up and then she reported him for having a fake registration kek

Zunny!

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>2014

Z

CUNNY

This is why you should stay far aways from Russian women

booba

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The man who saved Europe.

Louise Mensch is a horrible person, I think everyone in the West understands that.

>liveuamap still hasn't updated their map even with the fucking Ukrainians confirming more lost territory

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Z

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she could have been drinking wine next to a river, contemplating what to do next week.
instead she ate cum for 2 months straight....
F S F S F S

>she reported him for having a fake registration
top kek not just kicked out of the house, but the entire country. serves cuckold right honestly.

no the other way around, this is westerners who live in moscow and start fighting with their russian girl friends about how they should be opposing putin kek
its basically a sexpat telegram but right now its all politics

Germans tried this tactic as well against the Soviets in 1944/45

slav men keep telling you, but you faggots dont listen.

The words are "Fake news." Literally.

based.

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Kys nigger

Based

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I went to so many bad things in my life that it turned into a comedy.
I might be not able to make it bro...

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HAHAHAHAHHA
Good. The era of Russian "mail-order brides" is over. There are Russian zoomers that are gonna come back with balls 3 times the size before deployment.

He's sneeding pretty hard. He pulled off the same shit with Syria.

dykes are tomboys, tomboys are girls

HOLD ON VOLODYA
YOU DUMB HOHOL DON'T YOU DIE ON US
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT VOLODYA

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>lol don't care this war is based and is making nationalism great again go /k/ope somewhere else about the NWO getting btfo.

Russia uses nationalist as a slur word promotes multi racial country and rejects ethnic pride. You're talking about patriotism not nationalism.
Look up the difference

not yet user... not yet...

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I suspect we'll just more red paint without any flag icons

russian megachad(ettes)
since most foreigners have fake registrations i thought about mass reporting all the cucks from the chat after that but it seemed like too much work

flying fox?

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That's not the point, newfag. The point is that the shill will avoid admitting it was synthetized and pushed in Russia by kikes.
We had it under the name of Magic and it almost ruined the lives of three of my friends. It was pushed by the same usual suspects.

user... your dane waifu...

kek there will be a lot of women on occupied territory for them too

I can understand and read a little bit of Russian; I can speak even less than that, so I don't know if I count. But I'll share what goes through my mind:

I'm almost a half century old, have heard the cold war propaganda all my life, and I'm tired of my hypocrite, bullshit government telling me I should hate Russia and its citizens (side note: I've met many wonderful Russian-speaking expats) for supposedly committing all the crimes and atrocities that they themselves do.

If you've ever seen "The Fog of War," a documentary about Robert McNamara, one of the lessons was "Empathize with your enemy"; meaning, take an objective point of view and see things through their point of view so you understand their behavior and decisions. Thus, I find it very easy to understand Russia, especially post 1991. Fuck my government and fuck all their sycophants shilling here, on R#ddit, or anywhere else online.

/rant

do it. I'm encouraging you

Why is she spreading her belly button like that

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If he can resist a totally innocent 'coup,' Very likely he's going full army simply so CIA can't send any agents, and he gets to demolish their NGOs without any hassle.
>excuse me, we're at war here.
>get the fuck out of my country.
>no, I won't tell you my plans.
>no, no other americans are allowed into Hungary until the crisis passes.

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i-is she single though desu senpai i'm shy

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i really dont think so
ive got a gut feeling that i will get an alt gf soon for some reason

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Don't care, Russia has their own form of nationalism now.
Whether they are in denial or not is irrelevant overall as it still deconstructs Washington's new world order.

That man with a waifu pillow may look like a weeb on the outside but deep down he's pic related.

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Z :)

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maybe check if there is a bounty on libcucks first kek.
you might just get paid for doing this type of thing

>cencoring deaddit
Pretty based oldfag

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sounds like Ukraine is acting like the USSR in WW2. Very Russian of them.

lel

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Is the libcucc boyfriend not at all curious about his Russian gf's perspective?

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Checkmate Putinbots :)

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(she's not on rn) I think so, i been thinking how to "bridge the gap" for you two so to speak. She;s definitely giving indications...

How so?

>oil almost twice as expensive
>Sunflower seeds oil went from 95 cents to 3.20€
>Pretty much all flour products went up something between a 25 and a 50%
>I'm paying almost 20€ more on my electric bill
>The ruble is at it highest value since 2016, Russians still have basic products because they have the most natural resources and strengthened their commercial ties with other countries
Yup, those sanctions sure are working, a few more and western economies will definitely not collapse. But hey, they didn't get to participate in Eurovision so it evens out I guess

What's the implications on that? HU blocking support to Hoholstan?

>Why is she spreading her belly button like that

It makes it look like a 'giner so horny cunts will pay money for commissions.

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Do you know the current situation in Syria by any chance?

are you a redditor? is this copypasted from reddit? are you actually 50 fucking years old?

maybe... most of them have their full names and it's easy to find them on facebook even if they don't

yeah i agree, 'nationalism' is just a word, as is 'multiethnic' – 'russian world' as a state ideology is the highest form of russian nationalism

We closed down our state run mental facilities. These people were let out to roam with the rest of the population.