/chug/- Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #3290

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Be aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.
>By posting in these threads, you recognize Israel controls the NATO Council and you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition

▶Latest
>Ukraine officially confirms the loss of Svetlodarsk
>Ukrainian government proposes Bill 7351, which would allow officers to use lethal force on soldiers disobeying orders or abandoning their posts
>City of Liman is being stormed by Russian troops
>Mariupol arc is over
>Putin posthumously awards Motorola the Order of Courage
>RU MoD: Azovstal now under complete Russian control
>Commander of the 36th Marines Battalion, Sergey Volyna, surrenders to Russia
>Zelensky confirms kalibration of AFU training center in Desna, 300 dead
>Erdogan: Turkey can't say yes to Finland and Sweden's NATO membership
>Azov surrendering and being sent to a 3rd country: DPR
>Power supply returns to Mariupol, Volnovakha and other liberated cities and villages of the DPR
>Russia cuts off electricity to Finland
>Lloyd Austin calls for Russia-Ukriane cease-fire in talk with Sergei Shoigu
>5000 Ukrainian troops ordered from Belarus border to reinforce Severodonetsk
>US Senator Rand Paul stalls $40 billion in aid to Ukraine
>Russian forces entered into the town of Severodonetsk, Novokalinovo and Novobahmutovka.
>Reuters: Germany's VNG will transfer payments to Gazprombank under Russia's euros for rubles scheme
>The ban on the transportation of Russian oil has been excluded from the "sixth package of sanctions".
>"Legendary" Canadian Sniper Wali returns to Canada, disappointed by state of the UAF

▶News
t.me/s/intelslava
t.me/s/CIG_telegram
t.me/s/BellumActaNews

▶/chug/
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▶Audio thread

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Other urls found in this thread:

weibo.com/6589094297
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194
readovka.news/
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ
understandingwar.org/
liveuamap.com/
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/
nitter.net/JominiW
nitter.net/Nrg8000
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/
firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#m:advanced;d:24hrs;@36.6,46.6,8z
shipspotting.com/
vesselfinder.com/
flightradar24.com/43.95,33.2/7
globe.adsbexchange.com/
youtu.be/4UMwLxFNKS0
youtube.com/watch?v=BuWPSZ7rZzM
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4
redstreetjournal.com/p/cia1?s=r
youtube.com/watch?v=BrCRwjZuJoE
youtube.com/watch?v=5txQHyYQkkI
youtube.com/watch?v=d4sH-eG83MM
youtube.com/watch?v=aDg6XgMuKTI
youtube.com/watch?v=UtsVNYLP3QE
youtube.com/watch?v=i6WJL9YM8ks
youtube.com/watch?v=ED8ok5ihFh4
youtube.com/watch?v=-6flR8CdLfg
youtube.com/watch?v=BZdumjSIB4I
youtube.com/watch?v=DD6Ku8SdFy0
youtube.com/watch?v=RgX7AR6BLYE
youtube.com/watch?v=IHIJbfXreAw
youtube.com/watch?v=oKxg40wjH-s
youtube.com/watch?v=A-d1zYIsdgQ
youtube.com/channel/UCjk1nHkoFReclamQPfp119Q/videos
youtube.com/c/rosskiy/videos
booru.eientei.org/
t.me/O_Arestovich_official/2109
youtube.com/watch?v=4Rsq5rJdJzg
mobile.twitter.com/igorsushko/status/1529201014938537984
myredditvideos.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

▶Maps

Chinese
weibo.com/6589094297

Finnish
scribblemaps.com/maps/view/id/091194

Russian (former opposition to Putin)
readovka.news/

French (official)
nitter.eu/Armees_Gouv

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2022_Russian_invasion_of_Ukraine.svg

British (official)
nitter.eu/DefenceHQ

American (neocons)
understandingwar.org/

Ukrainian
liveuamap.com/

Troops (suspended for being too accurate)
dragon-first-1.livejournal.com/

Troops (alternative)
nitter.net/JominiW

Roads
nitter.net/Nrg8000

Mariupol
southfront.org/category/all-articles/products/maps/

More Russian maps
t.me/s/regnum_na
t.me/s/riafan_everywhere
opermap.mash.ru/

FIRMS (Fire information)
firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#m:advanced;d:24hrs;@36.6,46.6,8z

Naval Traffic
shipspotting.com/
vesselfinder.com/

Air Traffic
flightradar24.com/43.95,33.2/7
globe.adsbexchange.com/

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Z! Thanks!

JIHADI JULIAN IS SEETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAYS "IF YOU LIVE IN A NATO COUNTRY YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED"

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youtu.be/4UMwLxFNKS0

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>((("I am ashamed to be a [WHITE NATIONALITY], dear fellow white people")))

I am ashamed of being part of NATO, and ashamed I share the same planet with Putin who refuses to kill all NATO glowniggers.

thanks for emergency baking
don't know why it wouldn't let me bake

Why do you think there are so many Americans who are pro-Russia, pro-Syria, pro-Iraq, pro-Afghanistan? Do you think it's because we hate our constitution? It's the opposite, Americans worship our constitution like a religion, and seeing how these agencies act in clear violation of our constitutional rights disgusts us to our core. All glowies are traitors to the American people and they deserve to get kalibrated.

▶Ukrainian War Crimes:
youtube.com/watch?v=BuWPSZ7rZzM
files.catbox.moe/0p26zt.mp4
files.catbox.moe/g0ipce.mp4
files.catbox.moe/k5twey.mp4
files.catbox.moe/0lv22z.mp4
files.catbox.moe/rv8x2t.mp4
files.catbox.moe/lywwvl.mp4
files.catbox.moe/5htqz4.mp4
files.catbox.moe/y4mlrg.mp4

CIA involvement in ukrainian nationalism:
redstreetjournal.com/p/cia1?s=r

Zelenskyy Greenscreen:
youtube.com/watch?v=BrCRwjZuJoE
youtube.com/watch?v=5txQHyYQkkI
youtube.com/watch?v=d4sH-eG83MM
youtube.com/watch?v=aDg6XgMuKTI
youtube.com/watch?v=UtsVNYLP3QE

Heros Z:
youtube.com/watch?v=i6WJL9YM8ks
youtube.com/watch?v=ED8ok5ihFh4
youtube.com/watch?v=-6flR8CdLfg
youtube.com/watch?v=BZdumjSIB4I
youtube.com/watch?v=DD6Ku8SdFy0
youtube.com/watch?v=RgX7AR6BLYE
youtube.com/watch?v=IHIJbfXreAw
youtube.com/watch?v=oKxg40wjH-s
youtube.com/watch?v=A-d1zYIsdgQ

COMFYPOSTING:
youtube.com/channel/UCjk1nHkoFReclamQPfp119Q/videos

Various videos with english subtitles:
youtube.com/c/rosskiy/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCjk1nHkoFReclamQPfp119Q/videos

Other original content by regulars:
booru.eientei.org/

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Good night sirs

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he's going to break, he's at his limit

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I had some errors with the video pasta too.

i love the smell of cope

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>Estonia somehow enumerated
Kek. What he is against Estonia?

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That kinda sucks. I really wanted to see old leopards 1 painted with neonazi... I mean patriotic symbols on them - for kino reasons...

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How do you say two more weeks in Russian?

Communism is cringe

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Good night!

yeah, it gave me the "upload failed" spam with Any Forums x. it happens sometimes but not often. maybe server issue i suppose?
bad timing to have it.

it does look like a lot of progress is being made, things are speeding up,

I was playing around with streetview and found a Ukranian circus with TIGERS on the north point of Lake Lyman

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gonna need source on that last part

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Have this from time to time when the file is too big. I just spam the button and it usually work.

Can someone please translate what the sorcerer cat is saying in this image

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Arestovich, from his telegram channel:
>The Russian army desperately went on the offensive in the Luhansk and Donetsk regions. t.me/O_Arestovich_official/2109
>The most unpleasant situation for us is in the area of Severodonetsk and Lisichansk.
>There is a serious threat for our troops to get into an operational environment.
>In an evening conversation with Mark Feigin, I show in detail on the map the most hot spots and the intentions of the enemy.

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maybe we should crowdfund him a ticket to ukraine and get him some gear kek.

the 2nd image? wish i'd saved it, it's zelensky's head pasted onto baghdad bob's body, every single reply was pure assblasted seethe kek

Not sure what causes it, I had a similar issue with an emergency bake before. Deleting a few lines from the pasta fixed it for me that time.

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Quick, someone post the "experts say" list copypasta

Yesterday Ukrainian Lugansk governor told Russian troops had regrouped and started to pressure Ukrainian positions there too.

Whoosh(vzhuh), welcome to hell

OH NONONONONO RUSSIANBROS, HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER

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chedked, it must be true

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I'm not using Any Forums x but I got two captcha errors. I get the upload failed error when I'm trying to sage threads.

Checked

Who is this cope merchant anyway

so... is hungary war-ing yet?

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everyone is against estonia. fuck them, in particular.

>CRRRREEEEEKKKSSSSHHHH
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>BBRBRRRRHHHHRRHHGGGRGRGRGRRRRRRR
>WRrrRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-WROM WROM >SCREEEECH RUUURRRUMP PA-LUMP
>RAAARGGGGHHHH

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Yeah, I bet. I also hope that some Americans are sincerely against the actions of the CIA in other countries. They literally fund gangs of criminals to torture and rape the locals and then dehumanize them to America

I heard you boys like artillery....
youtube.com/watch?v=4Rsq5rJdJzg

Liman before June 1st?

Badass
Thanks

mobile.twitter.com/igorsushko/status/1529201014938537984

Apparently they've burned down a church in Moscow. Not entirely sure what this was supposed to achieve but /uhg/ is happy about it.

does the copypasta has "according to x"? I don't remember if it does.

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Approx Liman situation

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i could try that next time around. was strapped for time unfortunately.
yeah it's shit. maybe a mismatch in the amount of characters in the OP and in Any Forums X.
oh well i suppose.

yeah i believe you can't put sage in the name field anymore or something. just options field.

Meanwhile in the Donbas

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We're against everything the government does

Increase svinorez even more.

I LOVE THE DISTRIBUTION OF WEAPONS

No

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Sometimes works, other times it doesn't. Let's see...

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>old version

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This is the ideal military equipment. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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I'm happy to hear that; I am confident in Americans desire to be free I just hope we can all make it there with the WEF breathing down our nec

I think he just means that Estonians should feel bad about themselves in general at all times.

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I mean isn't the whole thing that the pigs get old soviet stuff, that they know how to use? What should thex do with Western tanks and IFVs if they don't know how to use them?

— Hungarian Government declares Wartime State of Emergecy, starting by Wednesday, announces Prime-Minister Orban!

Illia ponomarenko , probably the biggest Ukrainian war correspondent (at least in the English language )

oh shit I just realize that thread was 2 months ago

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nah just tried, gave me upload failed with sage in both fields.

>ISRAEL SAYS (NEW)
>DATA FROM SEVERAL RELIABLE SOURCES
>THE BRITISH MINISTRY OF DEFENCE HAS REPORTEDLY SEEN INDICATIONS
>CONFIRMED TODAY BY ARESTOVICH
>CREATIVE BUT MOSTLY RELIABLE SOURCES
>ORYX
>CONFIRMED BY VISUAL EVIDENCE
>AUDIO REPORTS DETAIL
>UKRANIAN MEDIA REPORTS
>PENTAGON PROJECTS
>ACCORDING TO ANALYSTS
>U.K. SPY CHIEF INFORMS
>THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE SAYS
>A TOP-SECRET CABLE WARNED
>IT WAS ONCE REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM
>INTERCEPTED AUDIO OF RUSSIAN TROOPS REVEALS
>POST BY IGOR STRELKOV
>RESPECTABLE SOURCES CLAIMED
>ACCORDING TO REPUTABLE SOURCES
>NUMEROUS REPORTS ARE NOW CIRCULATING
>THE UKRANIAN SECURITY SERVICE HAS ANNOUNCED
>THE NUMBER THREE PENTAGON OFFICIAL SAYS
>NICHOLAS DRUMMOND'S FRIEND CLAIMS
>A UKRANIAN FRIEND LIVING IN KYIV CLAIMS
>MORNING SUMMARY BY GEN. STAFF OF UAF
>UKRANIAN INTELLIGENCE CLAIM
>BELLINCUNT CONFIRMS
>RUSSIAN (((DISSIDENT))) PREDICTS
>PUBLIC SENTIMENT SUGGESTS
>MULTIPLE REPORTS FROM BOTH SIDES
>UNNAMED SOURCES CITED
>ACCORDING TO UNNAMED (((WESTERN))) OFFICIALS
>CITING UNNAMED WESTERN OFFICIALS
>A SOURCE FAMILIAR WITH RUSSIAN THINKING
>A SOURCE WHO SPOKE ON CONDITION OF ANONYMITY
>US INTELLIGENCE REVEALS
>UK INTELLIGENCE CONFIRMS
>NEXTA SAYS
>REUTERS SAYS
>/K/ TOLD ME
>I MADE IT UP
>US OFFICIALS SAY
>PENTAGON SAYS
>DOD BELIEVES
>GENERAL MILLEY CONFIRMS
>FBI AGREES
>DIPLOMATS SURMISE
>EU PROMISES
>CNN BELIEVES
>MSNBC HAS FOUND
>STUDIES SHOW
>EXPERTS SAY
>TWATTER (((BLUECHECKMARK))) SAID
>UNCONFIRMED BUT REALISTIC REPORTS
>BASED ON RELIABLE SIMULATIONS
>A SOURCE FROM UKRAINE
>NATO ESTIMATES
>JOE BIDEN SAID
>INTERCEPTED COMMUNICATION
>INTERCEPTED PHONE CALLS
>AZOV COMMANDER SAID

>under folding stock
Can’t get a check weld with that.

Incoming crocodile tears about a shelled hospital in 3, 2, 1...

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>not posting the correct version
>PENTAGON PWOJECTS
>U.K S-S-SPY CHIEF INFOWMS
>UNCONFIWMED BUT WEAWISTIC WEPOWTS
>ACCOWDING *huggles tightly* TO ANyAWYSTS
>THE UKWANyIAN S-SECUWITY SEWVICE HAS ^-^ ANNyOUNCED
>WUSSIAN (((DISSIDENT))) PWEDICTS
>PUBWIC S-SENTIMENT SUGGESTS
>MUWTIPWE *screams* WEPOWTS FWOM BOTH SIDES
>UNNyAMED SOUWCES CITED
>CWEATIVE BUT MOSTWY WEWIABWE SOUWCES
>OWYX
>CONFIWMED BY VISUAW EVIDENCE
>AUDIO WEPOWTS DETAIW
>UKWANyIAN MEDIA WEPOWTS
>POST BY IGOW *screams* STWEWKOV
>WESPECTABWE SOUWCES CWAIMED
>ACCOWDING TO WEPUTABWE SOUWCES
>NyUMEWOUS WEPOWTS AWE NyOW CIWCUWATING
>THE UKWANyIAN S-SECUWITY SEWVICE HAS ^-^ ANNyOUNCED
>THE OwO NyUMBEW THWEE PENTAGON OFFICIAW SAYS
>NyICHOWAS DWUMMOND'S FWIEND CWAIMS
>A UKWANyIAN FWIEND WIVING IN KIEV *starts twerking* CWAIMS
>MOWNyING SUMMAWY BY GEN. *blushes* STAFF OF UAF
>UKWANyIAN INTEWWIGENCE CWAIM
>BEWWINCUNT CONFIWMS
>ACCOWDING TO UNNyAMED (((WESTEWN))) OFFICIAWS
>CITING UNNyAMED WESTEWN *cries* OFFICIAWS
>A SOUWCE F-FAMIWIAW WITH WUSSIAN THINKING
>A SOUWCE WHO SPOKE ON CONDITION OF ANyONYMITY
>US INTEWWIGENCE WEVEAWS
>UK INTEWWIGENCE CONFIWMS
>NyEXTA SAYS
>WEUTEWS SAYS
>/K/ TOWD ME
>I M-MADE IT UP
>US *screams* OFFICIAWS SAY
>PENTAGON SAYS
>DOD BEWIEVES
>GENyEWAW M-M-MIWWEY CONFIWMS
>FBI AGWEES
>DIPWOMATS SUWMISE
>EU PWOMISES
>CNN BEWIEVES
>MSNBC HAS ^-^ FOUND
>PFIZEW PWOMISES
>ZEWENSKY TESTIFIED BEFOWE THE COUWT
>MODEWNyA GUAWANTEES
>STUDIES SHOW
>EXPEWTS SAY
>TWATTEW (((BWUECHECKMAWK))) :3 S-S-SAID
>UNCONFIWMED BUT WEAWISTIC WEPOWTS
>BASED ON WEWIABWE SIMUWATIONS
>A OwO SOUWCE FWOM UKWAINyE
>NyATO ESTIMATES
>AWESTOVICH SAID
>JOE BIDEN SAID
>INTEWCEPTED UwU COMMUNyICATION
>INTEWCEPTED PHONyE CAWWS
>AZOV COMMANDEW SAID
>A ÚwÚ US OFFICIAW WHO SPOKE ON CONDITION OF ANyONYMITY ASSEWTED
>PENTAGON OFFICIAWS
>ON CONDITION OF ANyONYMITY, THE UNDEWCOVEW AGENT CONFIWMED
>IT WAS WEVEAWED TO ME IN A DWEAM
>AN OWIGAWCH IN E-EXIWE CONFIWMS

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>Shooting happens
>uhg dies

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>Communism is cringe
Yes.

your pic seems pretty accurate.

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Fucking Biden is sending all our baby formula to Ukraine! And for what? American infants are literally starving to death while slav whores are selling it for vodka money. How do I convince the commentors on Foxnews to support Russia?

Good night

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thank you fren

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>Putinbots when Russia advances 15km in two weeks

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kek it's not even there.
chug thugs reign supreme even during a happening

>you will never have a qt asian wife
why even live?

Kino. You won't believe how lightweight this setup is, only Afghan fighters or wearing literally nothing feels this good.

You don't have to when you can get close enough to spray.

goodnight ehhsex friend

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shills new target is gun control laws. no time for /uhg/ for time being

>379285243
okay cuckhole diaspora

I am ashamed to be from a NATO country but not for the reasons he listed

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Probably Any Forums x is acting up. Try restarting your browser and give it a try at an unrelated thread.

good night user

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German tanks decorated with Nazi imagery you say? It would almost be poetic.

Don't worry user, we hate the CIA too. It's our tax money, after all. Too bad our government is trying to find a way to label us domestic terrorists and throw us in gitmo.

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"Whoosh, welcome to Hell!"

They advanced 10km just yesterday))

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Idk, the pics of sooty-faced miners tossing out the flag of an empire that wanted to genocide them and replacing them with a working class flag are kino

Good night!

Guys anyone else absolutely not give a flying fuck about americas newest shooting?
It's just like a bothersome summer night mosquito that you have to listen to while every screeches about it online.

"I died..........................for Israel"

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Truth has been spoken.

night lad

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i can try doing traditional bake next time around.
so long as the OP is in place, i can just post fiine. probably Any Forums x though..

>spray
That’s dumb. Point shooting in CQB is reasonable but spray and pray shooting is Muslim tier retarded. Rifle has sights why not use them.

the trick to defeating america is to wear sandals

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Thank you, Ahmed

If it were so, it'd be dead EVERY day

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Good night desu

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it's another normal day in Wierdmerica,

don't they usually have a mass shooting every three days?

ehhssex xdddddd

>shills new target is gun control laws. no time for /uhg/ for time being
My target is XMR/BTC below 0.00635

It's been a pretty good week so far, lets hope the streak continues.

>at least one a day
chugbros...i don't feel so good.

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Probably in 2 or 3 days