Both Heard and Depp have now testified Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now
Dr Richard J. Shaw, British psychiatrist, is on the stand now he looks an awful lot like Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
>Mega pint >Dropping a grumpy >BPD and Ecstasy >Fat-ass >amica cream >The Monster >Because you're a cunt >Hello Mr.Rottenborn >One million alpacas >DJ Maxipad >Officer Squarehead >Festival of icecream >How many dabs am I allowed? >Amber hit the wall hard >Take your meds >It looks like it would fit come cocaine >A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking >Fecal delivery >Self-objection >Curry muffins >Drives out of court >DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME >"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx >Psychic pain >Johnny's got a jar of cocaine >I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis >YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER >YOU ARE NOT A MOM >YOU DON'T EXIST >NO_FUN_FOR_JD >I won't say what I said >You will never see my eyes again >ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn >That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question >Big chonky rings >I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another >I don't >Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~ >"suck my dick" - Amber Heard >Objection, unintelligible >bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here >marilyn manson is weird being >Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint >much lower budget and with a woman >what if any >I would instruct the witness not to answer that question >I accept the instruction >I would instruct the witness not to answer that question >same instruction, same grounds >Do I have to answer that question? >Rick Sanchez as expert >When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream >Isn't he dead? >So no, I don't believe he would use one >that johnny facepalm >I'm wrong. >Ok, lets leave it at that. >GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD >judge tells her to ask how she knows >Any Forums chad lawyer laughs >THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES >Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it >THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE >the umbrella guy >SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO >Miss heard grabbed mr Turd
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued. >"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard. >"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard. >"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove. >"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
Some bong give this a read and see how much the accent makes a difference to observers. The prosody of this written sample led me high into the hills and back to whence I cam in places. Truly once of the most beautiful and sincere works of the English canon.
>My sweet little whorish Nora,
>I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Today is neutral at best for Depp but they wasted too much time and dealt no damage to Amber side. Hamada and Karl Max already threw counterclaim into trashbin.
i got 44 last time but other anons aren't respecting my lawyerfu, here's a roll for she again sirs
Jack Reyes
/vg/ reporting
Oliver Howard
I remember it because I showed my English teacher back in high school this letter because she had a picture of James Joyce on her wall. She promptly took it off the wall after. True story.
I think the judge is just bored of this, yesterdays quack is just that & they've already rebutted it today. I don't think bong man can add much more other than beating the man when he's down.
Any Forums & Any Forums bro here, but not interested in Any Forums right now outside of depp v amber, can't discuss it on the rightful board so come directly here just to get it over with.
OP has such a good association game skills I want to play codenames boardgame with him
Hudson Garcia
>all according to keikakku
Brody Davis
>You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties *politely chuckles into one's handkerchief* Yes, that is very witty user. Chapeau indeed!
both boards should be able to discuss it from their own perspectives really I would hang out in both the Any Forums and Any Forums threads before Johnny went up and I started baking a general Any Forums are more referential and meme based, they can relate everything to other things they've seen Any Forums are more technically minded and people see court tv as a kind of spectator sport
both perspectives should be allowed really
Luis Campbell
old broccoli head ass losing his mind behind her
William Adams
Look at that little faggot zoomer behind her
David Morales
based leaf what gacha you playing
Thomas Murphy
>"I can show you" do lawyers have episodic memory?
>faggot cuck is read as nigger Huh? And i'm not the tourist here mate, you already said before few days ago that you are only here because of Any Forums bans
Anthony Collins
It’s Joyce, read it the way grandpaw would for our mutual amusement. That letter is my litmus test for literature, full stop. If it’s not half as engaging as the fart letter, it’s shit. Simple as.
Grayson Martinez
I'm sorry that the man is using big words. Go ask your mother to fetch you some toys.
Jack Torres
Jesus fucking christ one last time
Jonathan Kelly
Amber won't know what hit her, but she'll say it was Johnny anyway.
i prefer it be on Any Forums for the shear fact that the overwhelming community believes it should be on there, & Any Forums is 100% community, without that it's nothing.
the last few weeks, it's been split, split between different threads on Any Forums, and a maybe thread on Any Forums but now I believe that everyone from both boards just come here to save time now?
