/jdt/ - Hicksville, USA edition

this is DAY 2 of WEEK SIX
(Day 21)

Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now

some absolute wojak is in the stand right now
he sounds like he has autism
Morgan Night, ex-filmmaker, was the owner and operator of Hicksville, the kitsch novelty motel where Amber and Johnny stayed during one of their past domestic incidents
just look at the place

it's The American Dream in action

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=0srVchY9Z4A

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=HU_V2q47axc

Depp was not called by Amber as a witness due to time
however Depp may testify again during his own rebuttal

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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B R O K E N
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SCHIZO ELAINE

/oursoicuck/

He literally followers the johnny depp fan acocunt... he just said he doesn't

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take your meds schizo, confirmed

>Amber was acting all crazy & jealous

So she's basically putting forth things, he said but couldn't get around to saying on stand. Is she dumb or what?

Bring mollusk in

holy shit I take back every assumption I made about this based finook

It's bullshit that they can get that submitted without the redactions. Context is important in the reply, surely?

Best witness so far. Don't even argue with me.

Call TUG and Elon.

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This witness is to make them waste time on cross, right bros?

TAKE YOUR MEDS ELAINE

car guys plsss.... are we won ?

AMBER SCHIZOS WHAT DO WE DO

prove he knew it was a lie. come on hans.

>THAT SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZOPHRENIA
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

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TAKE
MEDS
ELAINE

>gay
>schizo
>owns a trailer park
>hates musk
so is he Any Forumstard or /out/ard?

WTF IS IT NOW. Old hag gone crazy.

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SCHIZO POSTING
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OH NO NO NO DEPPBROS

We gonna get perjury

maybe doesn't remember doing that, but yeah he's probably going to get rekt

TAKE YOUR MEDS ELAINE

Follows show in order of age, he could have followed this person years ago and they afterwards have changed their name.

think elaine botched the name

MEDS
MEDS

MEDS

TAKE THEM

Elaine...
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why would this faggot knowingly commit perjury?

>that sounds like schizophrenia
what the fuck is going on lmao

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>I can give context for the elon musk tweet
>no
Then what's the point...

im off my game these last threads

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why did he lie

>schizo
It's time for Elaine's meds.

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Twitter handles and bios change freely.
It's quite possible it wasn't even a Johnny account when he followed it.

where's ambers smile & smugness go???

ELAINE CRASHING HEARD'S CASE WITH NO SURVIVORS

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SCHIZOS AND HIPSTERS ON SUICIDE WACH

>Male or Female?
How can you assume their gender?

What is she thinking?

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NORMALFAGS OUT REEEEEEEEE

Any Forums

>youngish hipsters
fucking kek my sides. i like this faggot

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HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS GOING IN

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checked

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Is this just a ploy to get defence to eat up more time?

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I was thinking this

HIPSTERS

>schizo poster in court.
>"You tweeted a swear word at elon musk"
>"Can I leave my water?"
Yeah it's certified kinoplexity

Young hipsters

>Then what's the point...
Don't worry, redirect will ask about context.

This bumbling retard isn't the mind palace champion that Depp's team hoped he was. Elaine is destroying him and Camille.

He knows nothing, what a waste of time lol

I love these trials

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it's over

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Can we find out when names change? I don't understand w
Twitter

people can change their handle

You redeemed yourself my man,

ucaers can change their info at any time, what if it was a regular account when he started following it and then became a fan account?

>Mister Turd

Names can change.
He didn't follow said account when it was named as such. Literally that simple.
Real slimy move from Amber's team.

This guy is unfortunately a dimwit and an attention seeker and Elaine has a chance to show her mettle as a lawyer.

>Elaine just said ms. Turd
Holy shit lmaooooo

did she just say mister turd?

Complain to the Any Forums jannies

Johnysisters...not like this...

MR TURD

>mr turd

>Grapped mr turd

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MISTER TURD

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Elaine's so asshurt shes prolapsing

If I act like Johnny depp covert mocking him, will I win?

MR TURD

This!!!

>mr. turd

>Ms Heard grabbed Ms Heard

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>mister turd
Wtf

GRABBED MR. TURD

Elaine is seething so much lmao

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>WASTED AND WOUNDED

Shit , thought it was just me hearing that

Turd?

>Elaine: Miss TURD

Yes but isn't this easy to prove?

MR TURD

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Shame he didn't say what he tweeted at him

rich people get to do some pretty cool shit.

Elaine is seething and wasting time isnt she

it's over

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freudian slip

We were sent here by the current witness last week. He was tossing the banhammer around and telling us to take our meds.

the memes are leaking into reality in real time.

sure but would be a pretty big coincidence

MEDS NOW

MISTER TURD

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Bros... Our schizo is following a deppfan on twitter

Ambersisters...

ELAINE IS SO FUCKING BAD

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No you stupid faggot.

He won't get a chance.
Couldn't even adequately describe commotion between Amber and Johnny on the night of their stay.

handles can be changed, doesnt prove anything.

Elaine can't handle the §oy she's completely powerless

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Elaine is gunning, but if you listen to her questions it's literally nothing.

What kind of witness is this

Objection: Incompetent witness

Not a twitter user, can't you change your @s and names?

not really, you can be following someone and not keep up with what they do with their account. Easy name to farm followers

camilleeeeeee

lol they didn't show it
WASHED

the best kind

I fear Elaine's mind might genuinely be broken. Old girl just doesn't have the mental fortitude to defend this psycho witch any longer.

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elaines on fire

Did she just say MR TURD or MR HEARD ? In any case this is a big lmao from me

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FUCKING HELL, YOU STUPID FAGGOT, LEARN HOW TO ANSWER A FUCKING QUESTION PROPERLY

HAHAHAHA MERKEL SEETHING

How much time does AH have left?

I got a text

>HEARSAY

lmao what

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Her looks better without the beard

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So if he follows the fan account and said he doesn't follow the umbrella guy when he does, why didn't Elaine bring that up afterwards?

Jesus christ, you can hear the ego rising in Elaine's inflections on her words. "OBJECTION! HEARSAAAaaAY!"

elaine is fucking seething like the old cunt she is

you stupid german. Handles can change, and tons of retards on twitter changed handles to prodepp shit.

Judge has had enough

getting anything out of this guy is like pulling teeth

The absolute state of the US judical system.
So, Camille brought on this trojan, schizoposting soijack for what reason exactly? They've had a great line up of reasonably credible and likeable witnesses, and now they present this bane of existence?

OBJ...NVM

I rewinded and she literally said mr turd

HEARSAY
HEARSAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Clutching at fucking straws

sus

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ELAINE IS FALLING APART

Yes, at any time via settings.

>OVERRULED
>OVERURLED
>OVERRULED

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>"THEY GOT IN TOUCH WITH ME"
>Objection: Hearsay
Why is the judge not slapping Elaine in the face for the fake objections?

Is this judge going to sustain every single objection Elaine throws out?

What the fuck is this witness btw

What the fuck was that Elaine lmao

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What if he calls himself an expert witness about trailer paradise happenings. Then he can hearsay all he wants.

Has this guy been damaging or not to depp's side up to this point? i unironically cant tell

kek poor elaine is trying her best

Jesus this is a shitshow.

MR TURD
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WHAT A CLUMSY BITCH AGHH

>OVERULLED
>OVERULLED
>OVERULLED

AMBERSISTERS WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!??

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She's desperate now because their time is likely to run out today

He looks like your average German

What a redirect kek

ELAINE SHUT UP OH MY GOD YOU ARE EMBARASSING YOURSELF AND ITS MAKING ME CRINGE

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elaine

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Elaine is really mad, holy shit.

Elaines SEETHING, holy fucking shit hahahahaha

Elaine is pathetic holy shit.

its... its OVER...

absolute qt3.14
he has a pure soul, want to bring justice into this corrupt world.
meanwhile the elaine the insane are doing her dirty work to obscure the truth.

>I don't really care
BASED

Was this a really bad witness or did Camille just blow it?

What was the point of this guy?

She said Mr Turd
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1653420246965.webm

Man this was a mess

HEAR IN MY TRAILER PARK

She literally just overulled her four time.in the trot

That blonde is maximum qt

that was a good witness

Elaine literally got too cocky

>elaine
PATHETIC

>Thank you witness, you may step down
>"O-OBJECTION!"

my wife is at the mic guys, behave please

IT'S OUR TIME NOW SHAW BRAHS

>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
>the umbrella guy
>SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO

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IT IS NOW ON THE RECORD THAT AMBER ABUSED JOHNNY

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Man I'm jealous. That could have been me, I could have been that stuttering faggot that got to dick Camille.

whos that new hottie?!

he saw what a cunt amber is

YOU STUPID ANGLO NIGGERS, HE FOLLOWS 88 PEOPLE WHATS THE CHANCE OF ONE OF THEM BECOMING A JOHNNY DEPP FAN ACCOUNT AFTER HE BECAME A WITNESS IN THE TRIAL???? TELL ME YOU NIGGER LOVING FAGGOTS

feeling for her a bit desu. not her fault the case is bad and her client's a cunt

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Now who is this cutie?

LMAO This trial is KILLING ME

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Based and truth-pilled.

So it means nothing lmao

It felt like he was kinda whatever. What he did confirm is that the trailer wasn't completely trashed like Amber claimed, so that's another lie she got caught in.

Dat voice

Who's this new cutie? How does Johnny do it?

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David Bowie is up!

DR DICK SHAW

>JOHN SHOAAWWW

Judge can ask that to be stricken from the record all they want. Jury still heard it lol.

>upperclass bong

now it's about to get based.

Another psychiatrist? This isn't Dr Curry? WTF Depp's team?

Dr.Bong is the next witness

another schizo doc

BLIMEY, WE GOT OURSELVES A BONG HEAH

>psychiatrist
amber about to be btfo again

hi newfags

are the turdsisters desperate enough to bring a fucking bong to the stand? oh no..

Dr Freeze

he was shit, elaine finally did something

>10/10 in bongland

What the fuck is his accent

Bong brothers.....is this the bed shitter expert.
Is it our time.
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURD

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>mrs heard grabbed mr turd

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more Ben King kino?

>[coughs nervously]

HE ZOUNDS LIKE ZE GUY THAT TELLS YOU TO EAT ZE BUGS.

>this witness

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DICKSHAW

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BROOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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OH NO NO NO

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>refillable bottle
ADVERTISERS SEETHING

the point is that someone you can be following already can change it during a public trial and you wouldn't be aware unless you were autistically checking your followers every day

quite posh this witness innit

HES DYING FROM COVID

He's got the 'rona or the 'pox

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this brit got the COOF

>britfag starts talking
>can't even get a word out because he's choking on a bag of dicks

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Is everyone in usa a faggot?

hahahahahahahahaha holy shit

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gay, upper class brit

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR. THAT BOTTLE IS OPAQUE, WE HAVE NO IDEA IF HE IS DRINKING DELICIOUS UNTOUCHED FIJI WATER FULL OF MINERALS WITH A NATURAL TASTE STRAIGHT FROM THE PEAKS

MEDIC QUICK! This man is choking to death on the stand

why would anyone use that shit?

>"cough..cough" excuse me, good thing I have some refreshing FIJI™ water to clear my throat it works like a blast and it's all natural.

get this retard out of here

>Amber's psychiatrist
>absolute lunatic
>Depp's psychiatrist
>endearing bong with a faggy accent

saw Amber be a bitch
Bonus: jury got to see Elaine be extra bitchy

upper class consanguinity

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shaw the stanford shrink

add
>Mister Turd

rent free

kek, i thought i misheard

that's fair
but also
fuck off yankee

Nigger i have been watching this shit since it started, i feel insulted

>amber said depp trashed the place
>witness said it was only a 20 dollar lamp

ha ha, rectal excrement

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kek

I get this its still a low chance of happening are you retarded or just pretending??

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>british accent
its over , amber is done

do left handed people really?

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very.

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doc and palace janny trading monkey pox backstage (courts have them yes)

Overruled, faggot

This new guy looks like David Bowie

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this is the man that will destroy Amber's quack doctor, right?

Sounds like a posh bong who's lived in burgerland long enough to pick up a twang.

Objection: Accent is too posh

Fuck me

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Finally clear and proper english being spoken.

So that's how it ended up on the bed

>whatifany

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I CALL OUR NEXT WITNESS TO THE STAND

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I don't get it

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>this whole fucking trial

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But for real why did Elaine seethe so much at the fag?

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They are the absolute winners in all of this, the product placement has gotten ever more bold.

yes soryy just came from r/thedepp but really like it here :))

Mister and Miss Turd.

i'm litterally crying lmao what the fuck is this clown fiesta

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coof

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who had the better expert?

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holy fuck, update the lore lads

Our doctors are just that much classier than yank doctors.

>Feeling unwell doctor? It would be a tragedy if you were to fall ill and unable to testify in this case...

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if thats how you peel an 0nion, you are a faggot.

Ruin my life

This guy is going to DESTROY Elaine's cross.

>i work in the pediatric hospital
OH N-

I'm 40 minutes behind and they were talking about some tweet this guy had replied to, didn't they look up the related tweets before?

asmr

LMAO

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kek I love you

The account has tons of posts, I doubt it's a recently changed one.

Rotten:
>"Do you remember this guy?"
Amber:
>"Well Yeah, but ...... *hidden*"

Someone post the lip smacking

This guy is a pedo for sure

gonna be honest here, this guy was based
kino schizo material

desu all the expert testimony is bullshit and a waste of time because of course they'll all argue for whoever paid them

So does this guy just work 20hours a day

>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
>the umbrella guy
>SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO
>Miss heard grabbed mr Turd

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American education is a buzz word in of itself.

no he's just british

This guy is gonna explain why she shit the bed isn't he.

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objection, speculation.

meant for
Seems like a plausible reaction

Who do you think these people are, professionals?

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>MR. ANDERTURD

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she cute. but if the jury was looking at her, it's not great.

>BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP *GURNS FACE INTO A MONSTER IMPERSONATION THEN WINKS TO THE JURY*

NONCE ALERT

Did amber turds lawyer try to be as annoying as depps lawyer but got completely BTFO by the judge?

all british people are pedos

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He's just gay. You should know a thing or two about that, Sven.

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>SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO
webm?

Yes.

>Marty, we have to go back in time to prevent Amber from shitting on Depp's bed

Dr. Curry wins.

Which one is more dopey?

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No someone made a clip with sound

No he's a toff
He drinks all day and bums rent boys all night, he calls it working

Good lord
Forever carved in the annals of transcript record

Elaine hasn't pointed a gun at the jury yet

right by far. Ellaines pathetic, but that dude legit thought he was high IQ.

elaine is literally bottom of the barrel terrible
binger was at the very least, competent

for me its the jury mass shooter

Wait, was this soijak guy the one with the mesh shirt Amber mentioned before "my dog stepped on a bee", or did they just randomly ask him that?

She was initially successful, but by the end judge was done

If Elaine had aimed a gun at the jury, I would say her, but that was just insane and unhinged.

elaine i kinda feel bad for because amber would be a terrible client. she might be a good lawyer but she has her hands tied

YOU COME UP AGAINST THIS TEAM ON MURDER CHARGES HOW FUCKED ARE YOU??????????????

amber will most likely win

Bongs please don't disappoint

Hold on a second, wasn't this guy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer??

I prefer Binger, he was kino when he pulled a gun on the jury.