this is DAY 2 of WEEK SIX
(Day 21)
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now
some absolute wojak is in the stand right now
he sounds like he has autism
Livestream source:
youtube.com
Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com
Depp was not called by Amber as a witness due to time
however Depp may testify again during his own rebuttal
OBLIGATORY:
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
Could sign language be objected to as hearsay? What about flipping someone off?
amber sisters....
Camille using what if any...
It doesn't look good for Depp, bros.
>Elaine gets whatifany'd edition
ALCOHOL TO CUP and CUP TO MOUTH pilled
>Heard's team screaming internally
WE GOT TOO COCKY AMBERSISTERS
Amber Heard
Left a turd
In the middle of her bed.
She tried to blame it on the dog
But Johnny looked down at this log
Clearly this could not be said
That the dog was the one that shat on the bed.
The poop, too big;
The dogs, too small;
The story, too far;
The reach, too tall.
The Turd that Amber Heard had left
though fast, and swift and deft;
was not done by the dog or m
Elainebros...
OH NO NO NO CAMILLE BROS?!??!
>_ ____ ____?
That's purely to mock Elaine.
>MISS HEARD INTOXICATED
Maybe they're fucking with elaine
Get ready for tons of objections
>WITNESS IS TESTIFYING THAT HEARD WAS ABUSIVE
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>WITNESS IS TESTIFYING THAT HEARD WAS ABUSIVE
this fucking guy
AMBER SISTERS HOW DO WE RECOVER FROM THIS NONONONONO
ONLY OUR FEELINGS COUNT NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO
>I was abused
wish this soi fuck would stop bringing his shit into this
Well this is pretty damning if I ever saw it. He was there to witness things.
>My own trauma dealing with abuse
>objection they clearly had sex last night
>sustained
>"Amber was drunk and angry at Johnny"
>Judge strikes the testimony
What is this fucking shit? He's there to talk about Hicksville...
What the FUCK I could have sworn the US had Hyiennas. What animals roam around desterted places like these then?
He really shouldn't have said that abuse bit
HE WAS ABUSED TOO
(WITNESS WAS TRIGGERED BY THIS POST)
>ABUSE
YOU CAN STRIKE IT BITCH BUT THEY HEARD IT HAHAAHAH
What a nice surprise
coyotes
I see Elaine is against believing abuse victims.
>ambrose herd
mexicans
>DISREGARD THAT THIS MAN WAS ABUSED
>had to watch endless depositions of holes faking emotions
>this soiboi is not allowed feelings
Also Judge has been bought off in the last few days
can't this faggot stop saying he was in a abusive relationship
ambersisters are now abusing this guy for speaking out despite being an abuse victim
Centipedes?
coyotes
Elaine has been activated
Camille is not really a good lawyer
mexicans
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO CAMILLEBROS
Elaine's coming back bros!!!
can he just shut up about his own relationships wtf
just sat my ass down from gardening.
Failure after failure. Jesus, Johnny...
What if anything
WHAT
IF
ANY
Camillebros...
why didn't she ask what his demeanor was?
>WHAT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED
ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO ELAINE BTFO
>what if anything
>Objection leading
Sustained
>Objection leading
Sustained
>Objection leading
Sustained
>Objection leading
Sustained
if the witness is recalling someone else's conversation in sign language, it's hearsay. If the witness is recalling someone saying someone flipped someone off, that's hearsay. If the witness is recalling a conversation in sign language that they were a part of, it's not hearsay. If the witness saw someone get flipped off, it's not hearsay.
Camille rolling the what if anything now after Elaine finally gets some sustained objections
giga based
> WHAT IF ANY
latina sisters we are getting btfo
>WHAT IF ANYTHING
WHAT IF ANYTHING
>WHAT IF ANYTHING
WHAT IF ANYTHING
>WHAT IF ANYTHING
WHAT IF ANYTHING
>WHAT IF ANYTHING
WHAT IF ANYTHING
>WHAT IF ANYTHING
WHAT IF ANYTHING
>WHAT IF ANYTHING
WHAT IF ANYTHING
>what if anything
camillebros, its our turn
ELAINE'S REVENGE
>What if anything
what the fuck......
CamilleSisters..
rolling
Elaine sounds frustrated.
>What if anything
Works every time
this is his chance on getting back at his bf
isnt this the same
>objection
>objection
>...what if any...?
Kek
kek nice little troll i thought
>Amber was angry
>Johnny seemed afraid
>Amber was drunk
>I can tell from the pixels and having been though some trauma in my time
What a chad
>ELAINE IS GETTING WHAT IF ANY'D
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Elaine objecting every question
Oh, she's lit up now. This is where the real trial begins
Frens, tell me, if you were given the choice between being represented by Elaine et al and pleading guilty to a crime you didn't commit, what would you opt for?
fucking KEK
Right, these niggas. Aren't they basically the same anyway? Would Coyotes btfo Hyennas and are they even beasts to fear?
The only counter to Elaine is Elaine herself
>Camille using 'what if any'
>Elaine consistently getting sustained objections
THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
Elaine is super defensive, more than usual
AH scared of this guy
Went to buy myself a burger, lads. Why is Merkel seething again?
>"Do you remember any notable instances of behaviour between Mr Depp and Ms. Heard during your time with them in Hicksville?"
How can this not be asked to evade Elaine and the judge's bullshit objections?
She learned from the fucking ass kicking she got. Elaine is rocky.
I have the high ground!
>again
haahahah
as long as she remembers how to turn the microphone on
Elaine is powering up!!!!
>Damage to the trailer
Amber is so hot
She's an irl yandere gf
>he doesnt know
like my babies
Not sure having this guy on the stand was the right move desu. Otherwise this should have just been did you see anything? no? ok thank you.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO VIVA LA RAZA BROS CAMILLE IS SLIPPNG
hollywood scum ruined this poor guys trailer
>REDEMPTION ARC
don't break his babies amber
how can anyone focus with so fucking many interruptions; are these trails just about confusing the witnesses and the jury?
I will choose Elaine to at least have a laugh before the jail.
>yandere gf throwing you under the bus instead of killing you
Nah, shut the fuck up.
>Would Coyotes btfo Hyennas
No. Coyotes eat mice and rabbits and whatnot.
>These trailers were like my babies
Coyotes
Just dismiss this fag. He is not adding anything here.
Coyotes (shitty wolves, they're punks and scare easy) and illegals. Scorpions too, and various venomous snakes. Out there the landscape itself is more dangerous, vast stretches between water sources under scalding sunlight. Just trying to walk somewhere can kill you if you're stupid about it.
Why is the judge turning on us
Why did they let Camille do this and not Ben? She's throwing so hard right now
No.
Who bought him up?
PIGGY FEE
Huh, yandere is a big word sweaty...
Okay for real though, what the fuck is going on with the Judge? Is this because she hates men or something?
Do they all just hate this faggot?
Well, Heard's team needs one win I guess.
The sperg is struggling to segue into damning evidence...
Is Camille mocking Elaine?
In germany we use these to transport beer crates.
Do you faggots count the objections now?
Camillesisters we got too cocky
P I G G Y F E E
She is happy, why?
Amber looking smug.
because this witness is a little bit of a retard
Wait so Amber is the fucking light fixture basher?
IT'S ALL PROJECTION?
why is amber smirking about
PIGGY
FEE
Depps team
she thinks that him saying there is no damage is something they'll be able to prove is fake
yes? fair is fair.
they didn't prepare this testimony at all
I'm not understanding. How is explaining what he was doing worth an objection? He works there...
>amber smirking like mad
so much for the killer witness
Why is amber smiling about such a supposed traumatic event lmao
>Why is the judge turning on us
Not really turning. This is a bad witness.
What is she smiling at?
Did you notice anything unusual perhaps.
For the first time this month elaine isn't fucking up. So thos guy is important.
This guy is just wasting time wtf is this.
true form revealed
PIGGY FEE
AMBER IS PLANNING ON KILLING THIS GUY SOON.
Coyotes are loud and run in groups, but they're basically overgrown feral dogs. I've had groups of them circle my tent at night yammering but that's all they do, punk-ass dogs. If you're dehydrated and laying on the desert floor however, your ass just may be grass.
>Is this because she hates men
The judge's name is Rick Moranis and she hates all men.
>Elaine finally gets a few objections ustained after weeks
>Amber gets cocky
piggy fee?
the jury still hears what he says even if they scream objection, so sometimes the lawyer will ask the question knowing there'll be an objection and it'll get stricken from the official record.
it's not specific enough to get him to say exactly what she wants him to say
It’s an evil witch swaps herself with the heroin body episode
Imagine drunk amber wearing leather boots and stomping on your
Shut the fuck up stop misusing yandere you nigger.
the face of a woman reliving a traumatic incident
She thinks this isn't completely damning for her
I think in this case it is more that it is genuine witness without prior training/coaching so he just walks into COURT SEMANTICS traps when trying to give testimony.
>this can't be happening
>mesh shirt
Hehehehehe...
witness is talking too much and treating this more casually.
because camille buck broke her
and now cami is getting some buck breaking
MESH
SHIRT
>mfw the fat ugly neet on pol looks at me
Hearsay. He was going state what Johnny said at one point.
>psst hey you won't believe the size of user's dick tee hee hee
whys she so happy suddenly?
>"did you ever wear a fashion crime?"
clean it up palace janny!
>wouldn't wear a mesh shirt
MAYBE IS ISNT GAY
62 dollars in damage... it's fucking OVER Johnnybros....
Fuck me, what a rambling fag.
what was that about a mesh shirt?
Elaine powered up her mangekyou sharingan
>*nervous laugh* n-no i would never wear t-that ha-haha!
>did you wear a mesh shirt
NOT A FAN
she´s behaving like all the time.
low key supporting turd. don´t want to make it obvious that she´s a lesbo dyke.
The eternal soijack is the bane of everyone's existence. Depp's team probably shouldn't have brought on this witness.
>Horrible destruction that made the trailer look like a warzone
>$62 in damages
>I DID NOT
Because she is mimicking Johnny. She just can't stop herself.
I am not fan of Johnny Depp
>YOU WANTED TO BE FAMOUS RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?
this desperation
MESH SHIRT
code for MESSY SHIT?
I AM NOT
Exactly. The judge just overruled an objection at the end there which she previously sustained twice. Such bullshit application of law.
wow Elaine is being a cunt today. Her menopause must be kicking in.
ELAINE IS SO FUCKING MAD
UMBRELLA GUY
>You are a big fan of Mister Depp are you?
>I am not. He fucking sucks
DEPPBROS.... NOT LIKE THIS....
Instead of talking to the lawyer that's right next to her, she started writing on a sticky note instead.
Is she afraid of having her lips read? What is she hiding?
Is this the trailer? Looks the most original. hicksvillepalace.com
>Mister UmbrellaGuy
she hasn't smiled like that all trial
S C A R E D
who is the umbrella guy?
>Badgering the witness
Not a good look
Umbrella Man returns!
Who is Amber Heard fucking right now?
YOUR LEAD TWITTER MAN YOU LITTLEFAG YOURE TRYING TO KILL MYCASE REEEEEEE
Is this bitch fucking serious
I see. Thanks for the explanation
Elaine is gonna wreck him
>YOU WANTED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS TRIAL
who would want to participate in this shitshow? Apart from that nutjob gossip expert from yesterday
She's hitting the wall harder and harder each day. Yeesh.
>the biggest Pro Depp Twitter
lol she's so inept
Elaine is SEETHING
HOLY SHIT
>PRO DEPP TWITTERS
Holy shit what a fucking slimy bitch, absolutely shameless.
>you're a big fan of johnny depp right?
>"who?"
holy shit what a retard it's over for him
KINO
He might be a trojan soijack.
caught you and your little tweets too
GET HER MR.NIGHT.
OP, this witness is you, isn't it?
Really, this is what she's gonna go with?
TUG going to get called. I can see it bros. Plug the littlest unmbrella from the stand. Make sure you like and subscribe. Don't miss Flashcast. Kek
thats why amber was laughing.... they have something on him
Dude's twitter account twitter.com
The reddit crowd were freaking out about him following a fan account, and now he's only following 82 people. I wonder if he unfollowed during the break. :^)
>SPERG LAUGH
Elaine, stop talking shit you haggard old cow.
yeah this could get ugly kek
Man that's a major fuckup.
True
Here comes Elaine to self-own again.
No, he was a surprise witness so they can treat him as hostile.
the boomers in the jury must be very confused about this umbrella man
why is he lying bros?
I can't fucking believe we got a TUG mention.
Felt less like it a few days ago, she started openly supporting Elaine about two days ago It's crazy, even though factually he's sharing important information, between his whining about his abusive relationship and that unbearable tone of voice, the jury will likely disregard his testimony purely on soi qualities alone
ELAINE IS MAD
>ELAINE IS MAD
ELAINE IS MAD
>ELAINE IS MAD
ELAINE IS MAD
>ELAINE IS MAD
ELAINE IS MAD
>ELAINE IS MAD
ELAINE IS MAD
>ELAINE IS MAD
ELAINE IS MAD
>ELAINE IS MAD
ELAINE IS MAD
>ELAINE IS MAD
ELAINE IS MAD
>ELAINE IS MAD
ELAINE IS MAD
>ELAINE IS MAD
>Elaine actually seething and coping and having theumbrellaguy rent free in her head
>DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT
>Just testified too it
What is her problem
>leave in the umbrella guy
>Shihab Ahmed Shihab Shihab
foxnews.com
>SO YOU WANTED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE TRIAL HUH?
>YOU WANTED TO GET THE TRUTH OUT THERE?
>I REST MY CASE YOUR HONOR
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who the fuck is the umbrella guy? wtf is this cross
Oh no no no no Nightbros... it's over... Elaine has slain us.
>you follow a johnny depp fan page isn't that right?
>no
lol
Well dogs can be fucking brutal, what kind of dog would they lose to? A pitbull nigger dog would kill them with ease no?
WTF is going on, Umbrella guy?
is the umbrella guy that youtuber who used to make videos about the first heard depp trial?
elainebros...
Who do I trust
Oh shit, he follows him.
>Ok mr Janny, if you testify I'll fuck you
>But also, if you make sure to show the Fiji logo on your bottle, it's anal
Seriously what a fucking awful surprise witness
Lmfao hope they have screenshots or can get it somehow
elaine is such an unlikable cunt
well he just committed perjury, he does follow someone called Johnny Depp Fan
>Did you write a piece called The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion in 1993?
>I absolutely did.
lol
The absolute state of Elaine right now.
Burn Elaine, god I hate this witch.
Thanks fren, I didn't know that
finally a worthy opponent for elaine
redpill me on Twitters
She is being fair for the most part. Are you watching a stream with peanut gallery commentary or do you know US law and trial procedure? I’m surprised how cool and hands off she is, but all these assholes know better than going too far.
Elaine about to trip over her own pussy lips
i swear to god, the questions of the lawyers, especially on turds side are so leading.
>You´re clearly a big fan of mr. Depp right?
>clearly
>a big fan
>a fan of Depp
you don´t need to be a fan to be sympathethic or aversive towards a individual.
retarded question by retarded lawyers.
umbrella bros
>correcting the lawyer
FUCK YOU ELAINE
add the umbrella guy
Bros this is not to plan... this is why you dont have random twitter spergs on the stand jesus fucking christ
IT'S UMBRELLA GUY!!!!!! YOU DUMB BITCH. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
he's streaming on youtube right now
Good job you fucking faggot
Elaine chads we lost
>1999
That was a fun year. Millenia party's in the FL keys.
>the umbrella men
>I was the umbrella gay I mean guy
HE HAD TO CORRECT ELAINE BAHAHAHAHAHAA
now prove he had intent to lie. Dude I have twitch shit followed from a decade ago I never touched.
>correcting Elaine
lmao, she came all hot and heavy and he is punching back
she asked if he followed umbrella man, not johnny depp fan
you can constantly change your name on twitter, do you know that?
I've been stuck in a meeting since the jury came back in. Someone tell me what the fuck is going on. I see TUG in the chat on youtube but have the damn audio muted.
HACKED?
Looks like a younger hillary clinton.
Elaine?
THE TWEET
Bros would you commit perjury in order to get to say hi to Camille
user is wrong, all opposing witnesses are treated as hostile.
ELAINE?
>it's hearsay....my own evidence is hearsay
UH OOOOOOH AMBER SISTERS!?!?!?!
>We should show all the tweets for completeness
uh uh uh u hu hu hu u h uh u ju h
That might be someone who changed their name after he had followed him.
elainesisters....
1v1? Yeah a single coyote would get wrecked. A pack VS 1 large dog though, that'd be a harder fight, the circle and nip.
um, excuse me, why are all you normalfaggots posting this shite in Any Forums????
That look for Elaine. Get fucked.
done
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
>the umbrella guy
He needs to ramp up the gay sassiness
If only bros
if this fag survives this cross, he'll have been a based witness. but she's gunna come down hard on him, there is a lot here.
ELAINE YOU FOOL! THIS WAS YOUR REDEMPTION ARC!
no she specifically asked about following an account called johnny depp fan and he said "its my testimony under oath i dont follow that account"
that shit is dangerous, he should've said he's unsure or something
>Literally was there and should be able to testify to what he seen with his own eyes and heard with his own ears
>"Your honour, it's rank hearsay, motion to strike?"
Fuck off Elaine.
>first part of the tweet should be unredacted
>IT'S HEARSAY
like how exactly? How?
ELAINE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Seems like a chill dude
Doesn't give a fuck
Seriously hope he's not some depptard destroying Depp's case by accident
AMBER IS PISSED
elaines head is red
My evidence is hearsay - Elaine
Elaine is so insufferable like holy shit
>Elaine right now
depends on the penalty
>trying to outsass a flaming gay dude
Elaine you tard
What, if any reason would a person have to shoot a man before throwing him out of plane?
just got back, what happened in the last hour?
>ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
>ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
>ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
>ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
>ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
>ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
>ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
ELAINE ADMITTING EVIDENCE OF A PERSON TALKING ABOUT AMBER BEING CRAZY
SHES SO FUCKING RETARDED
Even if Umbrella Guy is biased for Depp what does any of that have to do with him?
>Elain stammering at the idea of context
Holy shit Elain it's over
sorry, my bad - this is a 100% bot thread
glowie bullshit
theres no way elaine isnt just mispronouncing names and getting shit wrong on accident
Anyone have the tweet?
I've been instructed by my friend to not answer the question unless I can bring him with me onto said plane
If Elaine manages to wipe the jury's memory of the +6ish obvious, blatant conartists they've presented by grilling this trojan soijack... the US judical system should be abolished and replaced with good old fashioned duels.
>what happened in the last hour?
Faggot owns trailer park on stand.
Mentioning TUG
tongue my anus
Bros... I think Elaine is a fucking awful lawyer.
Well hostile yes, but that was just outright dickery towards him
Just like how that asshole in the Rittenhouse trial kept trying to say Kyle went to the riot specifically to kill people
Your board is the site's bin. We're rolling about down down here with all the bees and the apple cores.
Amber took a shit and threw it at johnny just now
TAKE YOUR MEDS ELAINE
Jury is wide awake. This is probably where it gets decided. Godspeed onions.
>it sounds like schizophrenia
AHAHAHAH BASED
>honestly this sounds like schizophrenia
JESUS
This is some heavy duty entertaining Augmented Reality interactive game experience, if that's the intention
HOLY FUCK SHIZO BROS....
SCHIZOPOSTING IN COURT
CALLED HER ASCHZIO LMAOOO ITS OVER
beep boop
i'm a bot too
i care about hollywood nornalfaggotry just like all y'all other bots
that sounds like schizophrenia lmao
>that sounds like schizophrenia
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *wheeze*
SCHIZO
Holy shit
>THIS SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZOPHRENIA
This sounds like schizophrenia
TAKE MEDS ELAINE
>amber is paying millions for this defense
HOLY BASED SOIJAK
THIS DUDE IS SCHIZO POSTING
>SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO
HAHAHAH this fucking guy
sounds like schizophrenia
>Adam Waldman is the umbrella guy
>he talks to the umbrella guy
Is Merkel on drugs?
>SCHIZO
SCHIZO
>SCHIZO
SCHIZO
>SCHIZO
SCHIZO
>SCHIZO
SCHIZO
>SCHIZO
SCHIZO
>SCHIZO
SCHIZO
>SCHIZO
SCHIZO
>SCHIZO
SCHIZO
CONFIRMED RE*DITOR
>schizo
bitch you fucking loco
ELAINE IS SCHIZOPOSTING
>that guy sounds like a schizo
lol
>Sounds like some schizo shit
schizobros..
schizobros...
>sounds like schizophrenia
add it to the list, anons
YOUR MEDS ELAINE
did someone beat Amber with an umbrella. Is this old hag going nuts.
>that sounds like schizophrenia
OH NONONONNONOO SCHIZOBROS ELAINE IS A SCHIZO
...
AHHAHHAHAHA kino moment
NEW THREAD FOR BUMP LIMIT HERE
BRING ELON IN
TAKE HER MEDS
>HE USED SWEAR WORDS
>THROW THE FUCKING BOOK AT HIM
Schizzo bros...
Elaine didn't want umbrellaguy to be included in the screencap because she's fucking SEETHING about it holy shit
>I'm not a car guy
You don't say.
It's a total farce
Just by the amount of objections that are being overruled for no reason this shit comes off corrupt as fuck
if that's the case then yeah, it's perjury and he should have just said he couldn't remember
>him right now
>YOU TEXTED SOMETHING WITH SWEAR WORDS ABOUT ELON MUSK
HOLY BASED
>NO I DIDN'T ASK YOU FOR CONTEXT STOP TRYING TO FUCK ME OVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ELAINE, MEDS
>didn't you once say a swear word?
>yes i did
>no further questions, your honour
ELAINE YES I SHITPOST ONLINE, SO FUCKING WHAT YOU DYING SLUT, GET FUCKED
>so you tweeted bad things about elon? did you use "bad words" right?
>I rest my case your honor
Why did she ask about Elon Musk?
>you're a meanie who says nasty things on social media aren't you?
ok mate
have fun with your hollyweird normalfaggotry
i guess y'all paedos and kiddie fiddlers need somewhere to hang out too
take your meds ELAINE!
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
>the umbrella guy
>SOUNDS LIKE SCHIZO
What was that Musk part about lmao, why even bring it up
It's all Musk's money.
He is following Johnny Depp Fan how did that happen?
How is Elon Musk relevant???? what the fuck judge?????
my answer to both of your questions is no.
the only thing i´m considering is the livestream without comm, my experience and bodylanguage/tone.
Maybe it´s the lack of knowledge about US law but imo it seems like she´s trying to be neutral but her instincts seem favorable towards turd.
done
This is extremely calm treatment of witnesses, tourist. I’ve been watching dumbass court shit since Jeanbenet Ramsey. Your average cross at the local circuit court is dirtier.
Who would have guessed he wasn't a car guy
Yeah I don't get this, why the fuck did she allow her to ask about a random person that is not relevant at all?
You can't change the handle though.
She's not wiping anyones memory. Johnnys gonna be the last one, which is what you want, and if closing does its job proper, there's such a mountain of evidence at this point that ambers full of shit.
Exactly.
Here's the tweet they redacted.
He has "good" relations with Amber, thus you can go "You hate Elon, therefore you hate Amber therefore you have bias", which is probably the idea Elaine wants to put in the Jurys head.
This guy is unfathomably based
Why the fuck would the stupid cunt judge not overrule that for relevance is what I'm wondering
Actually a surprise for a trailer guy
Are you trolling hans?
A coyote is a like a mutted wolf They are more like Jackals or even dingos that Ausfags introduced there
Hyenas don't even belong to the canine family they are all in Africa
shocking desu. also why do people like him always seem to hate elon musk
the judge probably presumed this was foundation. unfortunately, this was elaine
There's Russian bot looking for you to reply to it somewhere. Begone faggot.
>MR HEARD
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He looks like a guy that would worship Elon Musk tho?
If it isn’t a 58 Chevy truck, a trailer guy wouldn’t know.
Mrs. Heard grabbed Mr... Heard
Elon is a car guy.
Off topic, but boxer dogs are the cutest
I like Rottweiler puppies.
kek
Old fag beats Elaine with brutal honesty.
No, (Power) Akitas are. Boxers and Rotties are cute too though, but there is a POWERGAP.
Fuck Elaine is annoying.
HERR WE GO
Camille really got under Elaine's skin with all those objections before
>I don't have an objection, only if he talks more.
Well no shit, you old cunt.
They are adorable, boxer puppies look like aliens for a while but it's part of the charm
What a nice hobby to look at this livd and comment with anons
I never had irl opportunity to pet Akita so I can't really tell.
I find Elaine less annoying than Rottenberg, at least she is funny
ELAINE GOT BIIIIIITCH SLAAAAPPPEEED BY THE OLD FAG AND MOMMY
Boxer puppies are cute too. Both have to grow into that skin.
Truth
Elon amdJohnny are hostile to each other so he is biased?
Most noies don't know that Elon pays Elaine though.
DID YOU KNOW YOU REPLIED TO THE UMBRELLAMAN? ONE OF DEPPS TOP TWEETERS?
Who said this?
Agreed.
O m b r e L L a MAN
I think Elaine said it at two separate occaisons today.
Ambrose is a very convincing trap, if she is.