Muh rent is too much

kek that's more than my mortgage

>260 sqft
>$385 week
keep me posted

And where by chance is this located? Anywhere with job opportunities?

>$385 /w just on rent. for a shitty shoebox

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Found some of these ads were for 60$ for a two bedroom apartment
60$ a day

>$1668
huh

Yeah there are, if you want to live in a shitty negro infested area.

There are not 4 perfect weeks in a month, dipshit. One calculates what the 52 week cost is, and then divide that by 12.

Oh? Alright I'll bite.
I live in Miami Florida, and I am unable to relocate elsewhere.
Find me affordable housing, where I can rent a home/apartment for $1500. Mind you, I only make $2600/mo after taxes, so essentially I'd pocket about $1100 after rent.
If you can find me a place in Miami Florida that I can live at with the requested amount, I'll personally see to it that I'll let you (OP) choose any steam game you want and will buy it for you.
>no steam
Epic games, Microsoft store, EA Play, whatever the fuck you use.
Find me anything I can rent that's $1500 max, and I'll hook you up right on the spot.

???

Yeah, in nigger-infested areas. Either that or it's a scam, and in the extremely unlikely even that it's legit and not in a crime-ridden area where you'll get mugged you are competing with 400 other people, multiplying daily.

As opposed to you, who doesn't even have the option of tagging out a fat bitch because she won't fit in his eensy weensy apartment

>miami
>$2600/mo
user I..

leave Miami you fucking tard

>$1540/month

>260 sqft
fucking lol that's almost as big as my bedroom

I refuse to believe this is real.

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Actually it’s per wee, so just hold it and pee at work so the landlord’s bathroom camera won’t be able to keep track.

>and I am unable to relocate
Did you read that part, dumbass?
I assume you didn't, as you're advising me to do something I already explained I could not do.

That's the point. OP made a shit thread about "affordable housing" and posts a hole in the wall.
I took an extra step and offered a proposal to OP (finding an affordable spot in 305), to make this thread less shitty.
I already know those prices don't exist, but the 65% of the wages here do not cover 89% of the rent/mortgage amounts.

Bro, even 30 years ago you could rent a 3 bedroom, 2 story house with the front/back yard, garage, for $200/month.

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