this is DAY 2 of WEEK SIX
(Day 21)
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now
Doug Bania, social media analytics expert, is on the stand now
Livestream source:
youtube.com
Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com
Depp was not called by Amber as a witness due to time
however Depp may testify again during his own rebuttal
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OBLIGATORY:
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
hashtag this
Literally what is wrong with wanting Dr. Curry to shit in my mouth? Give me one rational argument as to why that would not be hot, cucks. Imagine how spicy it would be.
You've made your last delivery, kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene.
From where you're kneeling it must look like 18 carrot run of bad luck. The truth is... The game was rigged from the start.
WALDMINIONS, WHERE YOU AT
the guy under me is a nigger lover
What are the Waldman statements?
Cute trap pp edition.
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THE HASHTAGS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS CASE
>FECES
Interesting take
WALDMINION
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
SHAKEY VOICE KEK
This cross examination is actually really great for Amber's side
They're taking apart his analysis for comparing apples to oranges (Q-scores)
Also removing the retweets and quote tweets is going to bias the results hugely
My processing speed is at maximum value and my negative Q score is 1. AMA
Disgusting faggot
>Number 2 spike was literally caused by a number 2
>Amber is a smelly poopoo head
>TurdHeard
>I don't like Amber
Whats a fucking Waldminion?
He is losing it.
OH SHIT, HE RAISED HIS VOICE.
They should've used Rottenborn for this cross.
>Give me one rational argument as to why that would not be hot, cucks.
Post-nut clarity.
>The hashtags have nothing to do with this case?
>Yeah that's right.
Amber didn't like that take
he's getting stressed
this statmans autism is buck breaking the laywer
Why does this laywer have so much spaghetti?
Can't watch with sound atm, what is being said atm, Heard is looking rustled. First time I see here intently stare at lawyer at the podium.
So this guy is just meant to drain Ambers remaining time DeckOut style, right?
just to keep people in the loop
>I don't believe #JusticeforDepp is a negative hashtag for Amber
This is, unironically, the most damaging thing that has been said against AH and her team so far in the trial.
Lawyer is about to break wtf
Wald-mignon, a cute little Waldman.
i aint a fink, ya dig?
>#JusticeForJohnnyDepp is not a negative towards Amber Heard
Uh, yes it is
What the fuck man
The ref needs to stop this fight, this is a huge loss for Depp
*wald mignon
ruin. my. life. PLEASE
Is this loss?
Just how confused is the jury about all this twitter and hashtag bullshit now?
>Quick glance at the clock
dis lil rottenbaby sounds like he's about to cry
EXHIBIT 888
Hot
WTF ARE THE WALTMAN STATEMENTS?
Thats a juicy piece of meat
you realize all these things are a response to what the leather lady did right? All of those things are what she used
If they don't use twitter, and I'm fairly certain at least 3 of them don't, they're very confused or don't care.
I never heard waldman-minion until now
People who used it obiviously knew it related to negative harshtags to Heard.
What a dump statement.
lmao why is ambers team wasting time on this twitter hashtag expert
checked
We're reaching negative Q scores that shouldn't be possible!
>mignon
god what stupid zoomer shit.
Why are they wasting their time on this cross? Its been half an hour nearly
Don't depose me or my son again
So this board is gonna divide in camp johhny and camp heard just for the fun of shit flinging? Sad but alas thats how it goes
What are we drinking tonight lads?
lawfags give it to me straight
whats the most realistic verdict from this trial?
Blame Amber, she coined the term.
So what exactly does Waldman have to do with any of this?
Sorry bros, I think I'm with nu-rottenborn on this one. This witness is kinda weak imo
it's french
the lawyer is about to cry or what, his voice is shaky as fuck
he sounds like he's been stress shitting 12 times a day for the past 3 weeks
Esoteric texts about the true nature of the Universe that were discovered within the feces that allegedly appeared on Johnny's bed
My Q score is over 9000
Motion to certify a Q score upon user and dismiss his testimony.
>no
>stutters
Uh oh
>CUT MY LIFE INTO FECES
weren´t those the 3 articles which were published on behalf on turd?
>wasting this much time arguing about fucking tweets
Are they throwing on purpose now?
She's a man?
I can assure you they are tuned out after all these weeks of just sitting in those same chairs day after day.
He allegedly made defamatory statements about Amber Heard on Depp's behalf.
I've seen the tweet (where she clearly misspelled minion) but was the really the first instance?
>Wasting time
UH OH stinky!
Yeah this is not the one to spend their time on
>Literally running the clock down
kek
I've completely lost the plot line
Does cross eat into Heards time or JDs? This spineless sounding retard is unbearable
He knows he's running out of time
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TIME'S UP TURD
Something I've noticed over the past 6 weeks. AH's lawyer's desks are much messier and covered in crap than Johnny Depp's side.
They hate me so much that they grudgingly like me.
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Yes, but all of his great charts and graphs are going to be for nothing
The jurors are going to ignore all of it as just more mathematical trickery
This is at best a neutral for Johnny, and could make his side look worse to the jurors
waldman made statements on depps behalf
amber heard is trying to prove that those statements hurt her career because of tweets
witness is pointing out that the tweets have nothing to do with the statements
Amber's team wasting the 3:20ish hours they have left on irrelevant hashtaggery.
>not barefoot
she hasn't a clue on how to build her following.
I'd like to make a motion
Milk
depp wins both claims
They have met their burden by a preponderance of the evidence and all of their witnesses and evidence are far more credible than Turd's.
*SLOOOOOUUURRRRRP*
Heards. someone said even if you run the clock you get five.mins cross regardless to new witnesses but I've not see any proof.
Sharpened because MY EYES
How much time is left of their four hours? How is time actually being calculated here?
it's a setup by depp's team so they run out of time
I see. Sounds beyond desperate.
I'm on a humble 2nd bottle of wine today.
based cokehead
Isn't it part of a cow, or some sort of meat you can eat?
Imagine that ass leaving a steaming pile of shit on your bed
>scrolls super slow to waste time
Nothing personal Turd
Elaine is going to hang herself after this trial, but Amber will be the one kicking the stool. Is it murder?
>Heards
IT'S JOHNNY'S REBUTTAL
caps lock
these are Depp's witnesses being called back to contest Amber's witnesseses testimony
What the fuck is a Q score and how did that cause Turd to lie about everything? Is the amount of coal she's burned in her life?
where ass?
>The waldman-mignon is the most tender cut of beef, and a beautiful choice for my traditional beef waldington
me on the right
The jurors are not going to ignore a simple, straight-forward chart or table especially when Heard's expert came to court with nothing.
That's nasty.
disgusting
>Heard is
I wish I could spoiler because I'm fucking with you
From a cursory glance the only use of Wald Mignon on twitter before Heard used it is from an account literally called "German Wald Mignon"
1v1 me fag
Amber loses the counterclaim. It's just ridiculous.
Depp is 50/50 but even if he wins there's no way he's getting 50 mil. Personally, I think he wins at best 5-10.
THIS IS MY LAST BOW-EL.
sanest blonde woman
How musky do you think it smells?
>jigex.com
literally cooming rn
Its going to be amber that hangs herself, she has tried suicide before.
Q score is a meaningless actor popularity metric made by imdb
What is a waldman minion?
TOP KEK
bruh that nigga rottenborn do be having a fire fade ong fr fr
But the one asking the questions roght now is Amber's attourney, retard.
USE ME AS THE TIMER LADS
>TICK
It's still Amber's time when her attorneys speak.
Faggot
sauce
I would be attracted if I didn't know well over 30 cocks have already slid inside those holes.
meh, i dunno, there was intent
She's such a fucking retard. I can believe she thought mignon and minion are the same word too.
Are they retarded? Time is running out. Fast.
When time is up, they'll have 3-5 min to cross the remaining witnesses, according to a lawyer who worked with this judge.
women always "try" suicide. It's just for attention
They're on cross. That's Amber's time.
imagine being a white woman and just constantly thinking of new stupid exercises to make your ass bigger
you guys sure like this witness
Basic steno overview.
You type chords of vowels and consonants in generally standard forms for words, common words are reduced to shorthand forms. It has phonetic limits but fuck if’n it ain’t damn quick for most talkin. All the Latin is highly regular and consistent.
>retard
well ooh get you
I bet you make a lot of friends
kek
Anons, is it true? Are we the ones in the dark?
Is the Dealer going to be carrying this entire episode? They stacked tomorrow with superstars but today's a little boring
She has a moose knuckle in the back, its pretty impressive
that was only while she was married to depp
Yeah, because Waldman is a manlet. See pic rel.
that's fair
what a chonker
bros I really want to make some guac
I just do not get beef wellington, I'll be honest. No matter what you do the pastry gets soaked in the juices, there's no crunch. The only way I've seen to rectify that is by having a separate "cookie".
Heard is looking really animated during the sidebars. Especially in comparison to Depp
I wonder what's going on.
wonder what the jury thinks.
There is no DEAL he hasn't done
>HE LOSES
Kino
He is pretty good.
The American Double-Butt
What do we all make of the rumors of her crying behind the scenes? Did she really cry is that why she's so deflated?
>i'm shook
Male pretending to be a female
Okay this lawyer dude is done, just end this & go next witness.
>lost in his papers after losing that call
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Jury didn't like when she cheered before break.
Wait did he just stomp his foot before walking back?
Yeah, imagine how many more cocks she's taken since then. Nasty.
So how does American law system work exactly, can they just call you up as a witness and make you sit in a chair for hours just like that? Or do you choose to be a witness?
what a bitch
>tick tock tick tock
speak slower lawie
I just don't think Johnny's losses have been convincingly proven to be around 50 mil.
Heard's team is done
youtu.be
He did.
>nipple censored
>full bush visible
Jeb! will get the defamation charge through.
>can they just call you up as a witness and make you sit in a chair for hours just like that?
yes
I dont want to be friends with the likes of you.
whether this is pasta from twitter, I said from the start of the day this bitch won't stop with her note passing.
I believe she doesn't have to put up a front now, from here on out nothing can be good for her.
There's go the manlet support for the turd.
at least a mile of cock
But its so easy to quickly type what people are saying as they say it with basically no inaccuracies. You just need practice and a decent regular ass keyboard.
>literally feel like im on lsd
THAT MEANS THE VAX IS WORKING
does anybody want to be friends with you?
Does he not realize that he crunched the numbers? He can't be shook
This is so stupid. You can't prove this shit even if its true.
she better hope the jury doesn't have any manlets in there
>wonder what the jury thinks.
They fucking hate her according to witnesses. She keeps thinking she's behaving "super relatable uwu" but she's just coming off as a psycho and borderline scary the way she just stares down the jury every fucking time.
I can make better analysis than these boomers
You can be subpoenaed and compelled to appear, yes. Virginia doesn't allow for out of state residents to be forced to appear in person. That's why all Heard had were recorded depositions.
agreed, but then there's punitive damages and i believe they've demonstrated it was malicious
They're supposedly largely Asian.
What's the Hicksville incident?
kekekekek
It's not pasta I literally just got here and it's the first thing i've observed.
looking on youtube to see if i can watch her cheering right now.
They can but you usually don't wanna subpoena a witness cuz they might hurt your case if they're forced to be there.
This witness tho is paid by Depp's team to be an expert witness.
5 down, 5 to go.
>brief recess
Ended at a good time, nice witness testimony and evidence.
someone change it to
heard
depp
JEB!
BREAK TIME.
Rottenborn sounds a lot like Ben Shapiro honestly
>short break
so this isn't an "official" 15m, because that's usually done in almost an hours time right?
mamacita
yea you have to attend court and if you refuse you they can imprison you for contempt of court
who wonnered?
>most of them are asians
uhoh
OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME?
Fuck you, milk is the best drink available to man.
What about jury members? Is that voluntary?
>half an hour to establish that the witness was looking at a link to the waldman statements and not whether tweets are positive are negative
>he said that was the whole point from the very beginning
god i hope that cross is off AH's clock
>stomps foot
>"No further questions"
>early break
OHONONONONONOONON
Morgan Night now, a witness to the hicksville incident when the trailer got trashed.
jiggy support edition
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
never.
Body language bros... I don't like this
not just that, her overall shape is pretty manly, with the way her ribcage dominates her figure
did someone just get yeeted?
I have many friends! Good friends, the BEST!
some people can wiggle their way out with excuses
but yeah, being on a jury is an american civil duty and required if you're chosen
Shes so pretty Any Forumsros...
Night might not be suitable as a witness because of how much publicity the trial has gotten.
If you register to vote, you can be called for jury duty.
someone explain to whats shes explaining right now
WAIT, WE THE COURT NOW?
It is. Absolutely amazing.
>Shows a damaging graph
>Deletes an hour of the Heard team's time
I don't know which was more valuable
kek like a kid who got told no
Johnny's therapist was for example pretty much forced to testify. They don't do that for everyone, just very important witnesses.
You can just say you don't wanna be there and you'd be dismissed
Was Mussolini the original chuuni?
Fuck sake, this witness is going to be thrown out.
There's really no reason to. All the data clearly shows she was a fucking nobody before Aquaman and was fucking hated before this shit even started.
We also now have a WB representative testifying that the reason she got cut out of Aquaman 2 and 3 is that her acting is fucking garbage and Maomao didn't mesh well with her.
with your trips, you get what you want
until she's not
wtf is going on?
How'd that go? From what I caught he said the tweets had nothing to do with Amber's reputation. Anything else?
>Hick's Ville
Do Americans really?
What was all that about???
>voy deer
even educated americans can't say foreign words
>mask
yeh this guys a chump lmfao.
Objection, full of shit.
Are you freaks genuinely this easy to distract?
What real man gives a shit about celebrities?
checked and this seems to be the case
You get a summons every so often to appear for jury duty. It can be a big case like this or some beaner who hit someone with his car. You show up and if they don't find a reason to excuse you, you're on. There are certain trap cards you can play to get out of it like "jury nullification" and saying you're a massive racist.
So the members of the current jury and there involuntarily? They just have to drop everything they do in life and just go to court every day for weeks?
Gay legal shit
Nearly. See if they yeet Dr Curry I'm going to go over there personally and beat up everyone in the courtroom.
who is (((mr. night)))?
Morgan Night who is being called as a witness for the Hicksville incident might tailor his testimony to suit the narrative of either side, which would be a miscarriage of justice. Judge wants to make sure his testimony is honest and based in fact.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING BROS ARE US(MEN) WINNING?
he was wearing a mask as he walked up
why is this bitch wearing a muzzle?
lmao His entire argument depended on that shit and he legit had no backup.
There are loads of them. I like the name.of all these towns a cities, like the 20 Jacksonvilles and even Egypt.
>we're the court
Imagine if you get called up lads
We don't. We'd love to see the whole #metoo bullshit crash and burn spectacularly though.
What the brioche is happening?
He's getting tossed
DID HE SAY "HIPPY" OR "HICKEY"?
Maybe.
Shes just misguided
I detect §oy
My wife's boyfriend tier
>stop liking what I don't like!!
Bump
who is this turbosperg?
yup. It can also get crazy in serious but long cases where they cant even go back home, they get boarded in a hotel/motel, like they will rent the entire thing out or an entire hotel floor. This is for VERY high profile cases.
BASED
>how do you spell your last name?
>N-I-G...
no further questions
? so they cancelled the break? the fuck?
HA
Why is this faggot admitting to having watched trial content? Nobody knew he watched it. Shut up you fucking gimp and get testifying against Amber.
Probably Connolly testifying. Also how much pressure does it take to break a human wrist.
only a break for the jury.
Wait what is happening now?
if this is such an issue simply don't televise the trial
who the fuck is this guy
Who snitched on this guy?
I already have a white kid. I've done my part. What have you done aside from sit on your fat arse and complain?
>What the brioche is happening?
Guy on the stand was a witness to something
He didn't think he'd be called as a witness so he may have watched some of the trial
Watching the trial means he could be tainted
They're trying to find out the extent of that taint
He probably told the attorneys he found out about the trial through social media.
check these
ITS 4 CHAN IN HUMAN FORM LMFAO
His friend knew and if wanted to could prove he lied
Because it's weird if he wouldn't have as he wasn't cautioned, and the trial is EVERYWHERE
This dude is clearly autismo. This should be good.
depp requested it be livestreamed.
Ambers PR team
They summoned the basedman its over
Eve Fartlow probably had a hand in it.
>Nobody knew he watched it.
They had indications that he did. That's why he's being questioned. Would be stupid (and illegal) to deny it.
oh cheers. expert voi deer now
I'm confused
Hicksville property owners.
Yeah I realized afterwards that "Check 'em" is a better caption for that pic
Who's this soijack looking prick?
>jerolyn
>oh okay yarolin
is elaine actually fucking retarded or just pretending to be?
wtf is this lol
>I think it's pronounced "Geraline"
Absolutely retarded.