this is DAY 2 of WEEK SIX
(Day 21)
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now
Doug Bania, social media analytics expert, is on the stand now
Livestream source:
youtube.com
Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com
Depp was not called by Amber as a witness due to tie
however Depp may testify again during his own rebuttal
OBLIGATORY:
>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
AMBERBROS...
first for fuck jannies
>WELL BELOW AVERAGE
Fuck r*ddit and anybody who links to r*ddit.
Camille!
AHAHAHHA AMBUR BROS
>come on rottenborn. We both know my shits are bigger than that.
>Power level : 9
>Everyone fucking hates her
Pathetic
Even Q hates Amber....
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE
She should be paid 9 + 28 million pounds damages?
Johnny already won at this point
No one will hire Amber after this humiliation
>Ana nonzero Q score
Any Forums WHAT WENT WRONG?
what is she writing?
guys I can't find the Q Man stage, I need his power to defeat my twitter trolls
>listening to scientific proof everyone hates you
hehe
Chris Pine is the most Q-score
CHECKED
Deathclaw waifu edition.
jigex.com
jigex.com
jigex.com
jigex.com
Bania literally nuking Amber's case. I apologize lord Douglas for disbelieving in you initially
GEE BILL, TWO FIJIS???
"End this trial already, for fucks sake."
she's just giant billboard
...
She's Sneedposting
I've shut down please spoonfed me. Is this good?
ana not ranked the best gay list
kek
I picked a random faggot from old.reddit.com
>they're just terrible Q scores
>They show her breakout moment for miss heard
>They're terrible
KEK
TERRIBLE
Q
SCORES
Megaman on the NES was the best!
>nobody likes her and everybody dislikes her
oh no no no no
Statistically discrediting Kathryn Arnold's testimony. I'm pretty done with Bania though, I want to hear from the doctor from the children's hospital.
What would Ryan's Q score be?
9
How are her Brown scores though? Maybe she could be lead in a scat franchise?
I don't understand reddit and I refuse to
NIGGER NIGGER TELLIN LIES
BLACK FACE AND BLOODSHOT EYES
favourite chemistry papers? For me, it's the 1889 classic by Arrhenius about the temperature dependence of the reaction rate of cane sugar inversion. Where he proposes the now famous Arrhenius equation.
Amber sisters its over
>Look at this r*ddit
I won't I wish you'd stop.
Fucking twitch chat is more entertaining than paid shills.
Everything, at once. 300wpm averages aren’t uncommon.
i preferred contra, with the cheat code of course
>not using archive . is
>Ms. Heard, are you aware that Mr. Depp once thought about saying the N word?
>Yes
>Your honor?
>CASE DISMISSED
WAY BACK MACHINE MENTIONED
I'd wager high as fuck. Guy's a living meme especially on /wsg/.
do you listen to the voices in your head?
Imagine having scientific and commercial proof that not only are you not popular, you're famously hated... Jfc i feel bad for her on a human level
What the fuck is a Q score?
Also imagine how much Amber is seething when experts are there saying "Yeah she sucks and nobody likes her and here are the facts saying she sucks"
archive.org? This is antisemitic evidence
DROPPING THE ARCHIVE REDPILL.
Oh shit Archive.org in the house
Me Ambur. Me poo poo on bed.
Time travel confirmed real
Archive.org 4fag confirmed
I missed most of what he said, what's the headsup?
100
>wayback machine
Amber's case is fucking over kek, shitting on her corpse now
Holy fuck is that like a turbo controller for typing
>archived.org
Oh shit!!!!!
this guy browses Any Forums
Bania was just pretending to be a weak witness before. They've been suckered in.
>can we approach
SCARED AS FUCK
Amber sucked before the statements. During. After. And still does.
That's the look of a woman who doesn't even own a pair of brown pants.
Crashing Amber's case and career, with no survivors
I watched a video on how these work the other day and it's confusing as fuck but it's amazing how they can type faster than people can even talk
I've made deals you people wouldn't believe.
>using archive.org for social media numbers
Oh no, no no no...
I love when she looks at me bros
I'm watching with pokimane.
Any Forumsbros chris pine is our guy
Yeah they're pretty fascinating
Are they sponsoring the defence?
>Doesnt use facebook or twitter
Supremely based
Holy fuck he killing her
>Oblivion character creation screen
It feels like Amber Heards expert really pissed off all of Johnny's experts. They feel vengeful this time around
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LMAAAAAAOOOOOO
DEFEND THIS YOU AMBERKEKS HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
>every single one looks fucking weird
I honestly believe mindset and actions can change your physical appearance, every single one of these fucks is completely unhinged looking. Like there faces make no realistic sense just like there realities.
It sure feels like it.
kek
zendaya's numbers are bussin frfr
yes I am
Two player Contra was amazing. Probably one of the best coop PvE games ever, although I would say it's tied with Left 4 Dead 1.
Mononyms are so fucking tacky
Amber's seething she's below zendaya lmao
Her optimism and ego : VAPORIZED
I always knew Amber were not that popular but I thought she was at least somewhat more popular than this.
>What the fuck is a Q score?
they literally just explained this for the millionth time
imagine throatfucking her with all your built up anger
basically yes
i almost feel bad for her now
Ana best Any Forums girl confirmed
>No one cares about her
jej
Her ego must be so hurt lol
>I honestly believe mindset and actions can change your physical appearance
yeah and meth too
I don't. It turns my blood cold and I feel my muscles stiffen in my face and neck and I start turning pale. Her gaze cannot be trusted.
This woman WILL eat your cock whole.
What does she expect? She's a 36 year old roastie
>some faggots on twitch are way more popular than her
>that instagram number
bots.
Wait, does this trial account for the countersuit aswell? Pity, I hoped for a sequel.
>Mr. Shmell
What are these called?
uh why didn't he put momoa's numbers? I doubt they'd be less than amber
>as you can see, people don't like her as much
>Watching a unironic turd supporter
Neck yourself
fr fr no cap
yeah it's both
>Any Forums tier discussions
>GoogleTrends
>#AmberTurd analysis
>archive.org
Bros if we ever went outside could we also make $500/h?
>Mr Shmell
Nah, I think both parties are bankrolled by the Fiji Water in equal measures.
IT WAS COVID
He doesn't use those platforms. He number is still more anyway
anabros....
her young attractive version. this one ine court looks like an old hag who car crashed into the wall. will you even get your dick hard?
COVID HOAX MENTIONED
>Amber writing shit down
For what fucking purpose? What fucking use is there? Just kidding I know its just posturing, except it doesnt matter since shes fucking done with the trial.
>she didn't even know what causation was
>Dabbed on by a literall zoomer
>Cant even compare to a guy who doesn't even use twitter or Facebook
grim
>Covid
finally someone mentions it
she didn't even know what causation was!
christ no one likes the crazy bitch
>man analyst completely obliterates female analyst
many such cases
>hi
>You're not an X expert, correct?
Every time.
...
oh no it's zoomer Rottenborn
zoomenborn
>You're not a damaging expert are you?
>actually I am
It's the hitbox of keyboards
>You are not a damages expert
>Yes I am
Great start retard
>You're not a damages expert?
>I am
Uh oh
>You are not a damages expert
>Yes I am
Kek its already over
Thanks bro.
momoaaaaaaa
That's all from me, frens.
Thanks for joining.
Let's try to steer from the queer !
What else could go wrong?
What happens if the loses the countersuit, too? Does she have to compensate Depp for the claim or only for the legal expenses?
>you're not a damages expert
>i am
WHAT A START
>no more futa jiggys
>Yes I am
Aquamaaaaan
not gonna lie zoomie rottenborn kinda has a point here...
They're mugshots of leftists arrested for violent actions. So, that's literally what the average SJW faggot on Plebbit looks like.
>your search doesn't account for typos
He's got us now.
just one question and this witness has already been btfo
TWO SPACES? So fucking what
She's too hot, roasties hate her for it
>well if they used TWO spaces
lolwtf
OH MY DOUBLE SPACES!
TWO SPACES
TWO WEEKS
i love you jigsaw man
>ONLINE BULLYING
I said so the last thread, that both statistics are just pure bullshit.
>not accounting for 2 spaces
IT'S OVER, SHE WON...
>TWO SPACES
it's over, Amber won
If he wins the suit, she loses the counter. If he loses, she doesn't automatically win the counter it gets considered further.
The jury and judge can decide they don't get more than a penny too.
go kick ass for being a fag.
I can hit 250wpm with written shorthand, those things are a cheat code for fast dictation once you learn the chords.
TWO WITNESSES
Quickest sidebar ever hahahaa
>not wanting to argue for your question to save time
Beautiful
Good luck, I'm behind 7 spaces between fake and abuse
I'm not sure why they're asking him questions outside the scope of his analysis.
Criminal charges against Christoper John Depp have been referred to the department of justice based on his confession of abuse in open court.
If a grand jury indicts him, he will face criminal prosecution.
Reddit spacers won
The 'entertainment expert' made 60k in 3 years for 92hrs of doing fuck all at a rate of 650/hr. I think you require a nose and US citizenship, and depending on what you involve yourself in you may only be able to pull the stunt once.
>used quotes
>2 spaces
I rest my case your honor
Its Over
started off as a decent cross then right back to
>uhh but you didn't review how much johnny depp drinks on a friday, correct?
THERE COULD HAVE BEEN TWO SPACES
DID YOU COUNT THE SPACES?
imagine sucking on her farthole
Why does that dumb cunt keep staring into the camera?
She's looking at me again bros...
Why would they? She's a sociopathic, vindictive cunt with the personality of a rabid skunk. She has no redeemable qualities going for her, including looks since he's hit the wall hard in recent years.
She looks pissed. kek
it's situated right above the stand
Everyone hated Amber before the Waldman statements.
Tell her to stop, it's unsettling.
I found your picture, kek
Fucking kek
What gets me is neither of these "expert data analysts" know how to use fucking regular expressions
she took downers every day before this to ??? idk seem sad? and today she took a megabump of coke with her provigil, she's feeling so productive, so in control, on that girlboss shit
>They feel vengeful this time around
Just imagine how Dr Curry will be.
wait till these niggas learn about regexes
i'm now allowed to say what i want and no one can stop me
IT'S THE TURD BURGLAR!
Why is she so upset?
Maybe you could farm yourself out for $50/hr to do the legwork
>"Professional actor"
>This is her most important acting role ever
>Keeps looking at the camera
ngmi
Aww that's apples mate
You want your data guy to be mostly computer.
>Not comparing apples to apples
Well this guy's testimony just got blown up
A clear win for Heard
Is this faggot actually suggesting sample bias when he's expressly called out they were the "breakout" periods in their respective careers?
Even though I would prefer sucking Dr. Currys fat log of shit after she ate literal Curry from her asshole, I would definitely tongueblast Amber's Turdcutter as well.
ooopss witness doesnt look good rn
>her """""star is born"""" moment
kek
>nobody likes sociopathic vindictive women with disgusting personalities when they are/used to be hot
The entire history of the human race begs to differ
Curry is going to rip them apart. Can't wait for her to rip apart Elaine too
LMFAO they're actually trying to trash him for following and refuting the same methodology their own ecpert witness did.
IT'S AQUAMA'AM
Why is she looking at me?
most based poster in this bread
My dick
Why is she dressed like Benny?
*despises you*
>destroying cross argument through their own witness
Bania is based
Example, [wh]t [f] [any] is like typing wtfa. Chording keyboards are insane, and you don’t have to learn as much common and personal shorthand to read it, they’re pretty legible for the most part.
>aquaman is the only reason for mamoa's popularity
You guys were actually right. Asmongold genuinely provides worthwhile commentary. I'm pretty shocked
What beef does she have with the cameraman?
Why do Germans love shit?
>bad guy
>name: Rotten-born
Who writes this shit?
>The trial was rigged from the start
with their only rebuttals now, she looks defeated. there are no more hope spots.
Does it autofill or does it require eyes on editing after court?
oh fuck off zoomer. Hes a huge faggot now. Congrats you jumped on his ship at his lowest(but most popular) point.
>tf
>tp
New information was acquired.
Mhrm, so Depp has essentially nothing to worry about as he has enough money to live happily ever after no matter what happens, but Heard could essentially be brankrupted even if she won the case, if judge and jury award her with basically nothing?
>She doesnt have any
jej
god
>as she was an "expert" i have since learn stuff from her
HOLY FUCKING BASED, REKT. one of the best comebacks.
Left after Dealmaker and just came back, anything good?
It's different in this day and age though, since the kikes have successfully established a zeitgeist where people automatically side with the woman over the man.
>I see that you compared Amber's "breakout" period to Mr Depp's in 1984's Hollywood hit "A Nightmare on Elm Street". These didn't happen at the same time so you're comparing apples and pears. Motion to dismiss this case your honour
who was in the wrong here?
LOOK HOW STRESSED AND SWEATY THEY ARE
TICK TOCK FAGGOTS
As long as he doesn't go into politics or anything gaming related. He's an absolute cucklord when it comes to women and trannies HOWEVER he used to openly browse Any Forums with Mcconell (his sidekick) back in 2017, 2016-. He's probably smart enough to cater to the twitch circles and just pretends to not mind whores and trannies to be honest, dude makes millions.
Ana De Armas is ten times the actress of Ms. Turd.
Their minds were broken after WW2.
>...has less instagram followers...
FEWER
YOU FUCKING NITWIT
FEWER FOLLOWERS
Let's be fair, even knowing you can use quotation marks to limit to specific phrases is surprisingly high level Google-fu for "normal" people.
TMZ only has 2 stories on amber heard prior to her marriage to depp
Her "star is born moment" was marrying depp
nothing else
Lol, I mean this: en.wikipedia.org
It lets you search for phrases allowing for some constrained variation, things like multiple spaces or slightly different wording.
>mister armas
>we are talking about the number of instagram followers on a 50 millions diffamation case
She's trying to use her powers through the camera to the audience watching.
I loved her in No Time to Die
Johnny might kill people without looking them in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig?
>He's an absolute cucklord when it comes to women and trannies HOWEVER
whats his take on trannies?
wish they'd stop talking about my wife...
>Waldman is banned from Twitter
Okay? Lmfao
He was banned on Twitter? HE'S LITEARLLY DRUMPF!
>Waldman is banned
LMAO
English is hard, user.
>oh yeah the twitter mafia banned him so that means he is bad
American fucking justice right there
>BANNED FOR LIFE FROM TWITTER
What is Mr. Waldman going to doooo?
She only just learnt English a few years ago, her Instagram is much newer too.
>Banned from twitter
whats so impressive about that?
Lmao was he seriously pitting turd against Ana de fucking Armas?
In Waldman's testimony he reached out to Twitter to explain why he got banned but they refused to give a reason.
>banned from a privately owned company
oh no they got us deppbros!!
Yer a witch Amber
>I KNOW MUWAHAHAHHAHA
W-What?
>REEEHEHEEHEHEEE
>flies off on a broom
that's a pretty autistic thing to get mad about
maybe you should smoke fewer meth
best start believing in society
you're in one
social media following = success
welcome to the 21st century
There's enough time for Depp to play all of her scenes to compare.
twitter analytics are integral part of court. No wonder they shit the bed with Musk takeover
Please, settle doon, ya grace.
kek ambers lawyer has begun to stutter
i demand more jigsaw
>WALDMAN IS BANNED FROM TWITTER SO YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID
literally grasping at thin air
yep, thats what heard's expert did so he responded to it, charles
Does twitter's search even support RegEx though?
>PULLING UP THE CHART AGAIN
THIS CROSS IS TOAST
a reflection of our current state. we´ve been 16years under the thumb of angela merkel. she turned this country into a literal shithole. mystery meat on every corner, women screaming feminism (but not if it comes to the really shitty stuff), a totalitarian and corrupt to the core parliament, still being a vassal of the USA and clapping to everything the retards do and worst of all, american NGOs get traction over here like BLM or LBGTQ trash.
what do you except of such people? they are rewired to love shit and be happy.
>the negative spikes of Amber public image come after she was outed as the dogshit person she is
wow no fucking shit
