/jdt/ - Law & Crime edition

this is DAY 2 of WEEK SIX
(Day 21)

Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now

Michael Spindler, forensic accountant is in on the stand now

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=0srVchY9Z4A

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=HU_V2q47axc


Depp was not called by Amber as a witness due to tie
however Depp may testify again during his own rebuttal

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=yaS5VIGsS0E
reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/uwq1qy/deppheard_trial_day_21_megathread/?sort=new
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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IT'S AMBOVER.

>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Magnum Bottle
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it
>THERE ISN'T A DEAL I HAVEN'T MADE

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WHERE IS SHE

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SHE WILL HIT THE WALL HARD

SAY MY NAME

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Amber sisters...... I don't feel so good
is this the PATRIARCHY !!!!!!

It is a lightning rod because the main feminist subreddits don't want to seem bias

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will her team run out of time?

IN THE TRENCHES
MAKING DEALS

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futa jiggys NOW

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder
Brb landing a Falcon9 on this court

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why do you look at what shes getting paid user

>2 year old "gotcha" that didn't even work then
Y I K E S

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feel like pure shit just want dealmaker back x

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I think she's tomorrow.

"Shame..."

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THE LOATHSOME DUNGEATER

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All this wageslaving and a broad makes 50x me in a year because WELL JUST BECAUSE SHE IS HOT, ALRIGHT

Fucking laugh

soon
they need to rebut the ugly giga Karen, dawn hughes

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>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."

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HOT deal maker RAPES kinky lawyer with FACTS and LOGIC in the TRENCHES (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE EXPERT)

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So math and numbers are misogynist?

>a leaf is a cuck
no surprise lmao

HEARD THE TURD AMBER!

>3 testimonies to counter 1
Deppford wives... it's not looking good

NOOOOO WHY WOULD THEY BRING UP FACTS AND LOGIC

stop posting this ugly methead in every first post.

I was under the impression that even R*ddit could see what a vile whore Amber is and were on Depp's side, but it seems they are still a bunch of pathetic white knight cucks

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This is basically the reddit thread.

youtube.com/watch?v=yaS5VIGsS0E

Why are people saying this?

>can we refer to
NO YOU CAN'T, FUCK OFF

To be fair. Majority of Reddit supports JD, all the big subs have been dunking on Amber. This is the female version of their Any Forums.

What reddit sub is that even?

That's what faux feminist hoes actually argue, also that statistics are racist
This shit gotta be a major redpill for some bystanders tho

Interesting, she tied her hair up during the break.

>I'm gonna call it the Depp/waldman statement
Sneaky, Rottenborn. Sneaky

THATS RIGHT AMBER SISTERS
HOW DARE THEY EMBARRASS THAT GOOD WORKING WOMAN JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE FACTS AND REAL EXPERTS.
BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

Its a single subreddit. This is like going on Any Forums and complaining there are pedophiles there

you threw people into camps with a cough, you enabled it as a country and people.

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Trannies and paid bots are delusional
Water is wet news at 11

>people

this basically looks like some feminist shithole of land whale inhabitants.

isn't reddit a white website like its white with black text, are you the hacker known as Any Forums?

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>the judge allowed it
WHAT

>t
hasn't amber only smiled at the blad fella and her saying she hit depp

>ACCURATE IN FACTS

THE WALL SUB

reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/uwq1qy/deppheard_trial_day_21_megathread/?sort=new
enjoy scrolling

I can't understand why the fuck you are all bothering to read what redditors opinions on this case is. They are retarded.

*coughs sexily*

>tattoo paint glows with the light
>pay like a hundred bucks for whore to put on a washable sticker tattoo
This is the extent that the mongrel cuckolds will go to be cucks.

Deuxmoi are femcels

Ah, that explains it. Had a brief wander and came across this kek.

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>doubles down

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Just like all the reddit and twitter screencap threads, retards on Any Forums just have to give these retards attention.

Has anyone asked DUI Guy what Whitney smells like?

>can you repeat that i was speaking i didn't hear
lmao

>you can earn different that means she should have gotten 50m that year :)