/jdt/ - The Dealmaker 2: The Art of the Deal edition

this is DAY 2 of WEEK SIX
(Day 21)

Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are presenting their rebuttal now

>THE DEALMAKER IS BACK
IN THE TRENCHES, MAKING DEALS
IN
THE DEALMAKER 2:
THE ART OF THE DEAL

THIS TIME IT'S JUST GOOD BUSINESS

>COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU THIS SPRING

Livestream source:
youtube.com/watch?v=0srVchY9Z4A

Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com/watch?v=HU_V2q47axc


Depp was not called by Amber as a witness due to tie
however Depp may testify again during his own rebuttal

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OBLIGATORY:

>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.

>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."

>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.

>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.

>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.

>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.

>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.

>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."


BONUS ROUND:

>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”

>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”

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holy shit shes using all the lawyers sticky papers right now

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Witnesses for today and tomorrow

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Passing them back to Rottenborn. .

Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Magnum Bottle
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>AI witness
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
>THE DEALMAKER 2: IN THE TRENCHES
>Dealmaker 3 : Deal with it

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>They brought in this guy to professionally shit on Amber's career
Unironically based

she is writing a love letter adressed to me

who here /inthetrenches/

>think of all the actors who've played batman or superman

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amber heard is literally writing her suicide note right now

CALL MY BOY BACK
youtube.com/watch?v=KIOIGpzHLYQ

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I'm making a yuge deal in the trenches

signed

What deals have you made recently lads?

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Is she writing her pre shooting manifesto or autobiography?

I don't think they will.

Currently exercising my options

Sleep tight Johnny

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>Dear Zack I wrote but you still ain't callin

>Benjamin Chew has an hourly billing rate of $700.00.
No wonder he's happy

>Moss Curry and Depp tomorrow
FUCK YES

How long until she releases her book on being gaslit in court?

REPORT IN FROM THE TRENCHES BOYS

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>another social media and internet analytics expert
oh boy, more amberturds