Jewish scientist Avi Loeb says that Oumuamua is definitely an interstellar probe sent to spy on us by extraterrestrial intelligence.
Reasons: 1. Too shiny 2. Too thin 3. Suspicious coasting at the Local Standard Rest 4. Oumuamua must have been aimed at us because there are too few interstellar asteroids 5. Oumuamua must have been aimed at us because it was too suspiciously close to earth 6. Non-gravitational speed can't be explained without alien rocket technology.
Your thoughts, user? Do you think that Oumuamua's creators will be back to anal probe us in a few decades? Maybe they'll present us with a book titled "To Serve Man" and it will turn out to be a cookbook?
It could be but I doubt it. If you have technology to build a giant probe like that then you would have discovered anti-gravity or warp drives by then and not rely on fatso slingshots.
Aiden Peterson
It's a giant rock in space many such cases.
Hunter Moore
>Maybe they'll present us with a book titled "To Serve Man" and it will turn out to be a cookbook? Topkek
Easton Collins
2 more years before ayys free us from evil. Trust the plan. They are coming.
Chase Powell
it was to slow to be probe, like 100.000 years to come back to sender or next solar system
I would take an aliens word rather than believing a Jew
Samuel Lee
No such thing as aliens. It's just a piece of galactic dust swirling through the cosmic ocean.
Nolan King
>be advanced alien nigga >travel the stars and shiiiet >see interesting planet with other alien niggas on it that are far less advanced >throw a rock by it to see what happens It wasn't a probe. It was a rock. If aliens wanted to sex up your butthole then I am sure they could do so without anyone ever realizing it.
Josiah Mitchell
lol
Dylan Perez
looks like a floating log of shit
Caleb King
it clearly is not a natural structure, anyone with even a base line knowlage of physics of material sciences should see this pretty quickly.
We don't say anything because the trained normie dogs will all start yapping like they have PhDs in whatever field is needed to shout us down.
probably someone who knows a bit more about it than they admit.
Nathan Kelly
most likely just a probe send by humans 50 000 years ago made its round but we didnt have technology to catch it anymore
Josiah Butler
too bad we sent all our money to the nigs and kikes instead of using it for cool shit like a high speed probe ready and waiting for something like Oumuamua to show up
For sure it was. > A killing bolt will appear in the sky but will not Kill.
Aaron Harris
following that oblong bitch into the void woulda been roadtrip af no cap garth 'n wayne vibes feel me
Elijah Hill
How can anyone look at that thing threading the needle and say "definitely natrual"? There are no known processes for creating elongated asteroids, let alone having them travel interstellar distances.
based and brahman. me and my friend caught his sister humping hte back of a horse like that at his parents farm when we were 13. she was and is still FAT though. some people are fucking blind.
Logan Hill
The ESA have plans for an interceptor probe the next time another Oumuamua happens.
Considering they had to settle for a flyby then they can't be too far ahead of us. Considering it had to plot a course co fined by orbital mechanics they don't have hyper efficient engines. Because of both points they are obviously working with sub light speeds unless they have some ftl method that can't be used near a star which is just a gay Sci fi limitation. So they must be operating at a time frame from which they couldn't have known we were here on launch. If they did it wouldn't have been a fly by. Who knows how long it will take for them to send another probe for a longer look.
