this is DAY 2 of WEEK SIX
(Day 21)
Both Heard and Depp have now testified
Heard's team are looking to rest their case, they're running out of time
Depp's team are going to get a chance for a rebuttal
Livestream source:
youtube.com
Commentary stream with exhibits:
(Rekieta Law)
youtube.com
Depp probably won't be called by Amber as time is a factor
however Depp may testify again during his own rebuttal
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>"She is begging for global humiliation," Depp's text said.
>"She is going to get it. I'm going to need your texts from San Francisco brother ... I'm sorry to even ask ... but she sucked Mollusk's crooked dick and he gave her some shitty lawyers."
>Wolanski told the court "Mollusk" was a reference to Elon Musk, the billionaire Tesla co-founder.
>"I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion or what I thought was love for this gold-digging, low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market," Depp's message continued.
>"I'm so happy she wants to go to fight this out. She will hit the wall hard.
>"And I cannot wait to have this waste of a cum-guzzler out of my life. She will hit the wall hard.
>"I met a fucking sublime little Russian here ... which made me realise that time I blew on the 50-cent stripper ... I would not touch her with a goddamn glove.
>"I can only hope that karma kicks in and takes the gift of breath from her. Sorry man, but now I will stop at nothing."
BONUS ROUND:
>Depp’s original text read, “Hopefully that cunt’s rotting corpse is decomposing in the fucking trunk of a Honda Civic!!”
>“I will fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she is dead.”
i hate w*men
zoomie lawyer keeps looking and it's making me uncomfortable
checked
Best Jersey
gas the jannies
What's on her note?
>she did not create a hoax
Lol
>completely corroborate
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ALSO BASED AND CEHCKED AND KEKED
>dude, trust me
The motion to dismiss and the counter are both wear as shit.
Going hard from Kazakhstan.
a mega motion check?
BASED
I'm starting to believe Amber Heard now.
I STAND WITH AMBER HEARD
Hating women only makes them want you. Checked bong.
How can she slap immunity
>the fucking eye contact
Get the cross and holy water, damn.
muffins
>Evidence
Can you just say that for everything?
Has anyone actually testified that they saw physical abuse?
All those people confirmed the flat was trashed, that's it. Everything else was contradictory.
You can, it just might not be very good evidence. But anyone can present a lot of poor evidence.
N O N S E Q U I T U R
Deeppest lore:
>Mega pint
>Dropping a grumpy
>BPD and Ecstasy
>Fat-ass
>amica cream
>The Monster
>Because you're a cunt
>Hello Mr.Rottenborn
>One million alpacas
>DJ Maxipad
>Officer Squarehead
>Festival of icecream
>Yay
>How many dabs am I allowed?
>Amber hit the wall hard
>Take your meds
>It looks like it would fit come cocaine
>A pill to make Marilyn Manson stop talking
>Fecal delivery
>Self-objection
>People are gone after they leave
>Curry muffins
>Drives out of court
>DAY OF THE ALPACA HAS COME
>"I'm the deal guy, I get to yes" - Marx
>Psychic pain
>Johnny's got a jar of cocaine
>I think I would have remembered seeing Mr. Depp's penis
>YOU ARE NOT A SCHOOL TEACHER
>YOU ARE NOT A MOM
>YOU DON'T EXIST
>NO_FUN_FOR_JD
>I won't say what I said
>You will never see my eyes again
>ᵒᵇʲᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒn
>That wasn't my question. Please try to answer my question
>Big chonky rings
>I use pledge and donation synonymously with one another
>I don't
>Aquamaaaaaaaaaaaaan~
>"suck my dick" - Amber Heard
>Objection, unintelligible
>bursting into a room and yelling get your bitch out of here
>marilyn manson is weird being
>Magnum Bottle
>Perfect ass that left the perfect imprint
>much lower budget and with a woman
>what if any
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I accept the instruction
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>I would instruct the witness not to answer that question
>same instruction, same grounds
>AI witness
>Do I have to answer that question?
>Rick Sanchez as expert
>When the witness claims it is vomit and not ice cream
>Isn't he dead?
>So no, I don't believe he would use one
>that johnny facepalm
>I'm wrong.
>Ok, lets leave it at that.
>GIGANTIC NAKED BILLBOARD
>judge tells her to ask how she knows
>Any Forums chad lawyer laughs
its time , based department callsssss
>more spellcasting
just bring the autistic witnesses
Amber's sister, but her account is disputed by Johnny and one of Johnny's security guards. Apart from that, nobody testified to having witnessed physical abuse.
NON SEQUIPINTS
Chew is clearly the superior lawyer.
Against Heard? Her sister.
>DUDE JUST LOOK IT UP YOURSELF
THE heard defense
holy shit he is refuting everything with facts and logic
Claiming Chanley Painter
Just poured myself a megapint lads. Bitches be crazy.
I believe Chew
Then I believe Rottenborn
Then I believe Chew again
what are they watching?
Her account of the stair incident literally contradicts Turd's testimony
How is “time” a factor?
I thought the court takes as much time as is needed.
Did virginia add a shot clock to their courtrooms?
which clowns will Amber's team parade today?
IS IT CHEW OR CHU
No, please. They pledged me a cut of their earnings for posting here
And the testimony of that Jennifer, which has not been presented yet.
Another note from Amber.
WEW
based lawyer
wow user, you're so impressionable
johnny bros its over...
Do the jury decide this or the judge?
#MEPOO
>I DONT THINK ANYONE SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT THEM STIFFING THE ACLU
Should add "That's photoshopped!" from whem Amber was confronted with the photo of Johnny with a black eye
Eva Green is beautiful my wife
Fuck have these been rolling this whole time?
Chew is absolutely kino
they resting its reBUTTal time
B. Chew.
BTFO
CHUU
ACLU BTFO
Was she on the rebuttal witness list?
RELEASE THE CHEW
The judge
here we go
Who is this?
Every trial should be on the Ace Attorney 3-day limit system.
>stiff the sick and dying children
What an utter horrorshow this woman is. Those kids were fatally unwell!!!!!
goddamn chew is a savage
This is to decide if there's evidence for the jury to decide on the case or not, so judge rules
The judge. Jury isn't in atm, and I don't believe this counts toward time.
>WOMAN UP
WOMAN UP
According to that court reporter everyone takes caps of.
>WATCH IT TURDIE
>I didn't punch you, I just hit you
They knew this got to a lot of people
no witness episode?
Basado
WOMAN UP
o my days he actually said "imagine if the genders are reversed"
I see.
If the other foot chews
>even the reader of a tabloid understands...
>woman up
chew'd
Poor brain necromancer
The judge set a limit on time for witnesses and arguments, it's common in civil trials because they try to "filibuster" with inane bullshit to muddy the waters.
Any new kino greentexts?
CLUSTER B-TFO
We did it Johnnytrannybros..
A Megapint
WOMAN UP
HOLY FUCKING BASED
OH NONONO ROTTONJEW
Will the judge throw out the shitters counter suit?
>motion denied
Then it could get very interesting, under usual circumstances her testimony would be hearsay, but if she's being called to account for a conversation she had with Whitney, she can talk about that.
ROTTONBORN SEETHING
Chew dabbing on the ACLU.
TAKE MY MONEY BOY
Shut the fuck up rottenshit.
CHECKED
BASED Chew
how can one be unbiased when you revile these people from your soul.
Alright, time for some nitty gritty.
Yes, I recall Whitney named her which I think opened to option up.
thoughts?
Fucking checked
The judge's tone is enough to confirm that this motion was just a waste of time.
She's doing really well for such a convoluted case.
Cocaine
C'mon, i want to hear more examples of that vast movie knowledge of Kathryn Arnold
Awful judge.
It's over
Nothing is being stricken
Whatever, let the jury decide it's nonsense.
pure objectivity does not exist
She looks like she makes really tasty cookies for her grandkids. :)
>I dislike conflict
Motion to strike? Are they now allowing Johnny to beat her up? This is a great outcome. Strike her hard m8
Going to the Jury
It's over. Depp is ruined.
wasted motion? yes.
wasted time? nope, this was a brilliant way to get out in the open some arguments for Johnny.
im so drunk and its only 11.43pm here bros am i gonna make it
Judge says there's enough doubt for the jury to consider Amber's case.
>imbibing the liquid jew
ngmi
I don't get it
this is bullshit
Wish we'd have a judge that has the balls to make proper calls without caring about the media
Its funny, every loss for Depp isn't a big deal because this wasn't going to work anyway, but the fact Heard takes it as a win boils my piss.
Doubt over what? It's unequivocally proven that Amber's claims are horseshit.
just drink more and you will be fine
Cope.
Which is retarded but what do you expect from a woman fossil with 0 impartial logic.
Judge is going through it now.
How many megapints
amberchads we won
The Jury isn't in the room
>"And now, for our next witness, Mister Depp."
>"Yes sir"
>"If you'd do the needful..."
>Johnny stands up, drops his pants and starts taking a huge dump in front of the judge
>"W-what the hell???? Mister Depp!!"
>"Hold on a second judge askerati. Mister depp... isn't the actual witness this time."
>music starts playing in the background
>"our next witness is..."
>closeup of Amber, visibly shaking
>"none other than HIM..."
>music starts roaring louder
>"BOO THE POO DOG!!"
>wrestling-like cinematic entrance with the Undertaker's theme blasting all across the room
>courtroom chanting "BOO. DID NOT. POO" "BOO. DID NOT. POO" nonstop
>Boo approaches Depp's shit, showing it's half its size
>Amber has fainted at this point
>Judge takes a look, sighs and bats the hammer
>"alright, case dismissed."
>Depp's team got to call Amber a bedshitter and a goldiggin whore at no time cost
LET THE CIRCUS CONTINUE
Deppbros, we lost.....
Seethe
BOOOOOOOOOOO ya speccy old cow. Motion denied. BOOOOOOOOOO!
t-shirt ben
I sympathize because she's lead tard wrangler for this circus of retards. she even had to bail out elaine on leading questions multiple times ffs
Chew had to try it anyway, nothing lost.
It was never going to strike. That was pretty much expected.
not mega enough
let me fix that for you
So she gets to bullshit for a few more years instead of just immediately fucking off.
Great, just what I wanted...
it's over manbros
We all knew that would happen judge pushed it to the jury. She washed her hands of it
I missed the start, what's happened so far?
thicc
retard here, can anyone explained what the judge said?
Kid in t-shirt and jeans, and a landwhale
It's really not a big deal. Motions to strike never get granted unless someone literally confesses mid-trial.
>retards in the chat who think motions to strike ever get through
lmaooo
So Amber's team is now going to rest, which means Johnny's team can start calling rebuttal witnesses. There are some interesting names on that list.
No this means season 2 confirmed
Hello friends. How is the trial going so far? Anything interesting?
It has to be some logic defying physically impossible bullshit for the judge to judge the evidence is complete bullshit. If there is even a nano speck of possibility for the evidence to be true, it's jury's job to decide.
>even puff daddy wears a suit to court
Holy fuck ambers going to win
Yeah these are things you should really not put in writing
When I see /jdt/ I think Johnald Day Trump
"let the jury decide"
Deppbros...
It's over Deppbros ... that was our only shot. Does /ourguy/ even have $100m any more? He's gonna have to sell some property
cursed image
>2 more days trust the plan
Rick Moranis with no balls.
Secret unlock
Did Elaine die ??
I hope so
Season 2 confirmed.
xD
good lord how did she get in there
how did she even get thru the doors
W...what if any women?
This
bussin
christ
NO PANTIES IN COURT
WHAT THE FUCK
it's for the motion to strike, retards. the standard for it to go to the jury is to have literally more than just no proof at all. that makes it a fact question, which means that it's up for a jury to decide, not a judge.
there's no way in hell the jury thinks that the claims are actually credible
This is whack. No cap fr fr
Nah fuck her, Rick moranis cunt has 0 spine and keeps helping the defense because my pussy pass.
She deserves to be burnt alive along with the rest of her cretinous bloodline.
Ayy yo dis trial be bussin, fr fr, no kap
There's a chance a reasonable juror might rule in Heards favor so the judge can't dismiss the case.
CLAIMED
Judge just read what she wrote before whatever they said did not matter at all.
Battlepass skin
Is Amber's sister permanently out her face? What drugs does she take?
ENHANCE
Is this real?
that's funny
when I see /ptg/ I think
"Ponald Tay Grump"
caught in 4k
holy WALLed
Lore unfriendly DLC outfit
Jesus...
>tfw no american gfs
holy lewd
Was it you who mentioned they get minimum 5 mins of cross regardless.of their total time remaining?
Basically she doesn't want to rule on it and wants it to go to jury as it will be appealed
Whitney is so mad that she can't do coke with johnny right now
Amber sisters.....
That wasn't about this trial.
How dumb are you
would you wear panties if you were 10 meters from Johnny Depp?
Define Woman.
What an ugly bitch
Prime zoomer
trial has been fire no cap
WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED SOMEONE GIVE ME A QRD PLEASE GOD
thanks user im on it
1.5 pints of makers mark or whatever is 700ml
4 u johnny
My boy johnny didn't do shit
Free my nigga
>the baby's yours johnny
I like a good turd joke like the next German, but his one has gone a bit overboard?
Is that fucking shit finally ending now?
Is this another one of her not-sober days?
No that was someone else I responded to.
j u s t
She's just a coward who wants to hide behind the jury decision like the Rittenhouse fossil, these people deserve nothing but poverty and death.
bro fr fr
SEASON 2 IS CONFIRMED
SHE IS ALLOWED TO COUNTER CLAIM
IT HAS NO BEARING ON THIS CURRENT CASE
READ THE THREAD.
Its over. Johnny lost. No Pirates 6 after all
Johnny lost and is now bankrupt after the $100m damages
fr fr
Kek
LOCK HER UP
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US law wankery. Donmai.
Ben chew got creampied by kawaii judge basically amber is going to buy a yacht
Ta
Everyone keep an eye on this one.
How many women have rubbed one out, sitting on those benches staring at Johnny's lust hair?
Nothing. Literally.
They tried to wrap it up but the judge said it's for the jury to decide.
If you are here for entertainment what just happened is the best outcome for you to keep watching.
Hahaha based
dr.curry flashed her pussy to the jury
nice
"I'm just happy to be here"