I thought I was Croatian, but it turns out I'm probably Slovenian, should I go there and help out? I'm pretty badass...

I thought I was Croatian, but it turns out I'm probably Slovenian, should I go there and help out? I'm pretty badass... How you doing, bros? I love you!

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fuck off mutt

Are you 1/64 or 1/128 slovenian ?

Is the slov in me why I love mountains so much? Come to the mountains here in the U.S. bros and siss, find paradise.

Get them out of the EU for God's Sake (Not even Blaspheming).

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About half as far as I'm concerned.

we dont want your nigger worship and sodomy here

I'm like 1% Hungarian.
I'm hungry.

I live in Colorado if it makes you feel better, but I knew there was a reason I'm addicted to mountains.

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>I thought I was Slovene
Sit down for some bad news bro. So you’re a Serb

make sure to punch residential italian american

born in iowa.
I like corn.

Yes you do. That's the problem. That was the baggage of joining the EU and you said yes anyway for gibs.

Colorado is a bit cursed at the moment, guess that's why I'm here! Don't worry, I won't forget you.

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>I'm pretty badass.
Hate to break it to you, but true Slovenes are all femboys. So prepare your bussy.

90% english
tip top cherrio spot'o'tea govna

I probably have Hungary genes in me, too, I'm a true Euromutt.

4% swedish but I hate niggers.

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There isn't a single person in Colorado that is a "badass" y'all are all trendy pot heads who larp as outdoorsmen by buying expensive camping gear and sleeping in the woods, you haven't ever killed your own meal, you don't know how to make anything from a kill, you don't know how to farm anything besides maybe weed or shrooms, kill yourself, especially you, you aren't even an OG Coloradan whos family were on the frontier, you are recent immigration slavic trash stinking up that shithole state, fuck you "the mountains" don't call you because you are slavic, there is nothing cultural about the rockies it's all one big tourist trap, Appalachia and the Ozarks have culture but your trashy ass tourist mountains don't, go buy more expensive camping gear from REI and hang yourself with your Patagonia jacket you fucking soft lowlife bitch

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Born in Texas, raised in Minnesota. I like corn, too. Corn syrup has been wepaonized though....

>y'all
Stopped reading there, sorry.

If you're gonna throw "y'all" around do it in a friendly way, you commies always do it in this demeaning nonsensical way, just stop already. It's so bad.

Kys yankee

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Shalom.

Commie? Im an anti Colorado trash southerner whos family founded this country, you are post 1900 slavic trash who just leeches off this country, you founded nothing, you are nothing, you larp as an American